I love the tirade the dad goes on about the Dutch! "Everybody hates the Dutch with their clog-wearing, tulip-sniffing, windmill-watching, Rembrandt-loving, prostitute-tolerating!!" "Steady, Dad, steady." LMFAO!
Bloody mole! Bloody mole, you bloody moley bastard! Dont talk about the bloody mole, with a mole so big it probably votes! Looks like a bloody bubble on a pizza, you bloody, mole-faced mole bugger! Moley, moley, moley! The Brothers Mc-Mole-en! Youd be in Spain to be a bull and youd say, "MOLE!" Even the bloody moles got a mole, it's such a bloody big mole! Its the Moley Grail of moles! Your moleier than your attitude! Stick your bloody mole up your bum-bum you moley bastard! Moley mole!
Why does Goldmember speaks German in case of Dutch? Kugeln is german for nuts, and Kugeln is Noten in Dutch! But I think the director didn't like the Dutch :P
@wesseldewerk I heard the character was Mike Myer's invention. He got it after meeting this very weird dutch guy in a bar would say "I'm from holland, isn't that veerd?"
@181awesomeness I got one once for a birthday present, and for the first couple of months, it seemed OK. But then I realized when I had to clean the poop off the grass (and the mini-me can shit 5 times its weight in a single week), and repeatedly express to the neighbor that it wasn't MY mini-me that was trying to hump the cat, I finally had to ship him away- rumor has it that Yoko Ono has taken him aboard....
2:41 WHERES THE BABY?! WHERES THE BABY?!?!? WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT? WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME ?!?!?! HAHAHA!!! cry some moooooooooaaaaaaaarrrr!!!
1:34-1:44 Beyonce what were you saying!???! hahaha "STOP!!,This ain't Family Fued and I sure as hell ain't.....Richard Dawson...(Laughs)" haha love her :)
@iCrazyPerson199 calm down my friend lol ok theyve been thinking about this since 2008 i think im not sure but anyways theres no name that i know so far
"Everybody hates the Dutch with their clog-wearing... tulip-sniffing, windmill-watching... Rembrandt-loving, prostitute-tolerating-...." "Steady, Dad! Steady! ... Yes, yes. Bring it down."
2:50 - 3:20 fucking epic :P
daphnestory 1 month ago
kangaroos make me horny
dougiedoom14 2 months ago
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what happened at 2:23 ?
AcDcvideos1 3 months ago
I love holding my kitty, its like holding somebody's ass..... XD
marines532 3 months ago
mad cow, mooooooooo
vedderclone 3 months ago
Fat Bastard's mad cow is EPIC!!
Cmpunkwadebarrett13 3 months ago
Fat Bastard is hilarious!!!!
Cmpunkwadebarrett13 3 months ago
Fat Bastard's mad cow yell is awesome.
DCMarvel2009 4 months ago
3:44, looks right, looks left, smiles, thats right.
logandh2 4 months ago
These are more deleted/cut scenes than bloopers. Though I can see why they're called bloopers.
DCMarvel2009 4 months ago 4
@DCMarvel2009 you are correct. i only uploaded the last bit after you watch them but if u request it ill upload the others
MajorFoley1 4 months ago 2
MAD KEW!
Revenge5724 4 months ago in playlist Mga Ginawang Paboritong Video ni Revenge5724
3:32 - Basil looks like Mr. Rogers.
Doommaster1994 6 months ago
even in the bloobers mini me didn't talk
asimple10 6 months ago
awesome
kyle10291997 6 months ago
LOL at 1:04 - 1:13 He almost whacked his boldy
Lukash636 6 months ago
2:47 very funny
LordEarth69 7 months ago
Some of this should of bin in the movie. Fucking brilliant!
KarloR27 7 months ago
GET IN MAH BELLY
14khaleed 7 months ago
alright you ready?rope-a-dope
TheCrazymonkey900 7 months ago
mini me looks good in shades
wakaphwap 7 months ago
Stick your bloody mole up your bum-bum you bloody moley bastard! o.O what yo say foo'?
nhredneck4X4 7 months ago
I pissed myself at the "MOLE!" rant
fohawk871 7 months ago
1:04-1:12...Check out Dr. Evil's reflection in the back.
KrfNYC2 7 months ago
I love the tirade the dad goes on about the Dutch! "Everybody hates the Dutch with their clog-wearing, tulip-sniffing, windmill-watching, Rembrandt-loving, prostitute-tolerating!!" "Steady, Dad, steady." LMFAO!
jfkjrlover 7 months ago
mole
wakaphwap 8 months ago
LOL Omg xD This is so jokes!
xiaoriji 8 months ago
Fat bastard = Shrek
Chevy4x4shortbox 8 months ago
poor mole guy.....
NewBetrayal 9 months ago
"Our future's so bright we gotta wear shades, Mini-me."
LOL!
xSakuraKurox 10 months ago
the guy at 0:36 is Gomez fro mthe original addams family musical XD
Kuuper111 10 months ago
Panty Check!
FeelinGipper 10 months ago
whats the name of the song
madd99921 10 months ago
@madd99921
Soul Wave Bossa Nova by Quincy Jones
winxclublover 10 months ago
mike myers is a freaking LEGEND!!!!!!!!
c1gar3tt3 10 months ago
2:52
Bloody mole! Bloody mole, you bloody moley bastard! Dont talk about the bloody mole, with a mole so big it probably votes! Looks like a bloody bubble on a pizza, you bloody, mole-faced mole bugger! Moley, moley, moley! The Brothers Mc-Mole-en! Youd be in Spain to be a bull and youd say, "MOLE!" Even the bloody moles got a mole, it's such a bloody big mole! Its the Moley Grail of moles! Your moleier than your attitude! Stick your bloody mole up your bum-bum you moley bastard! Moley mole!
LOL
qpow225 10 months ago 2
The moley grail of moles
123fukyou 11 months ago
moley bastard lol
pokemonchaos97 11 months ago
fatbastard and dr evil are the best
falcogreen 11 months ago
I loves me dancing groove girl in the blue <3
:]
twsty123456 11 months ago
Molé !
peiroloyan 11 months ago
auston puts some parts of 007 to shame
slim1820 11 months ago
molĕ ! haha made me PMSL!
obnhefmhh 11 months ago
Lol hear fat bastard do a girl scream at 3:24
SuperCookiecupcake 11 months ago
Kangaroos make me horny lol X )
SuperCookiecupcake 11 months ago
man. He really hates the Dutch. The Bloody Dutch
destroyer8604 1 year ago
What about the shark scene where the sharks have Mr. Roboto for dinner and then everyone vomits?
ClassicTVMan1981X 1 year ago
"Our future is so birght we gotta wear shades mini me" BEST ONE!!
ldesorden 1 year ago
100% scottish beef!!
Lambo519 1 year ago
kangaroos make me horny
jaytyler1838 1 year ago
i love 1:46
darkarm3rocks 1 year ago
@darkarm3rocks omg same, did u keep on replaying it?
MusicMotives 1 year ago
@MusicMotives you bet i did XD
darkarm3rocks 11 months ago
@darkarm3rocks haha XD
MusicMotives 11 months ago
i once had a bath with basil. wink* wink* ;)
TheEm9111 1 year ago
omg i got mole rolled! D:!
EmoMatt5192 1 year ago
Movie quote of the day:
Austin: Mister Robotto was lying to us.
Foxy: Tell me something i don't know.
Austin: I can make my nipples wink...
Foxy: O_o Say what?
VampireFreakAngel 1 year ago
1:08 ".....oh shit.....remember the academy?"
AirsoftJunkie113 1 year ago
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VampireFreakAngel 1 year ago
12 people have winking nipples
brendonuriegirl123 1 year ago
Why does Goldmember speaks German in case of Dutch? Kugeln is german for nuts, and Kugeln is Noten in Dutch! But I think the director didn't like the Dutch :P
wesseldewerk 1 year ago
@wesseldewerk
because they don't see the difference between german and dutch, somehow..
mja vind het ook maar achterlijk haha
Corpsorz 1 year ago
@wesseldewerk we don't really say kugeln for nuts...more...uhm...eier..or...something...but i've never heard somebody saying kugeln for that.
cinderellacorpse 1 year ago
@wesseldewerk I heard the character was Mike Myer's invention. He got it after meeting this very weird dutch guy in a bar would say "I'm from holland, isn't that veerd?"
xIegionx 11 months ago
the mole part was so funny!
drawerforever 1 year ago
3:52 Mordacia said this in regular show
TheTyroso 1 year ago
1:53 Alright a little ROPE-A-DOPE!!!
tccballer 1 year ago
3:30 He looks like Mr. Rogers.
Doommaster1994 1 year ago
the last line is pretty neat lol
cs512tr 1 year ago
@cs512tr yeah thats from an old song from the 80s i think its called the futrure is so bright
Gillyweedstoner 1 year ago
MajorMoley1
RampantRedBull 1 year ago 37
@RampantRedBull
lol nice but a little harsh in my opinion be sure to watch my other videos guys :D
MajorFoley1 1 year ago 5
Holy Moley :D
EnemiusSleepus 1 year ago
did they just make up the scipt up as they went along
cammyNpammy 1 year ago
1:42 XD best scene
daos1988 1 year ago
Haha. Moley moley bastard
Pianofreak161 1 year ago
even the mole's got a mole, its such a bloody big mole!
Marsden117 1 year ago
youll be in spain and be a bull fighter and say MOLE!!
Butterkupp1 1 year ago
ha he said bum bum at 3:12
superEJ1000 1 year ago
MAD COOOOW.
joshyworld11 1 year ago
I can make my nipples wink
hahahahah! xD
TinaisaninjaxD 1 year ago
get in ma belly!!!
sjtlol889 1 year ago
LMAO at 3:23 AAAH!
davyjones800 1 year ago
i want a mini me!!! xD
181awesomeness 1 year ago
@181awesomeness I got one once for a birthday present, and for the first couple of months, it seemed OK. But then I realized when I had to clean the poop off the grass (and the mini-me can shit 5 times its weight in a single week), and repeatedly express to the neighbor that it wasn't MY mini-me that was trying to hump the cat, I finally had to ship him away- rumor has it that Yoko Ono has taken him aboard....
madelineolivia 1 year ago
You'd be in Spain to be a bull and you'd say Mole !
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs...
zDSpider 1 year ago
ahaha lmfaoo I swear Austin Powers is the best! xD
lilraj12 1 year ago
GET IN MY BELLY!?!!??!?
TheBrandon234ful 1 year ago
2:41 WHERES THE BABY?! WHERES THE BABY?!?!? WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT? WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME ?!?!?! HAHAHA!!! cry some moooooooooaaaaaaaarrrr!!!
RawrNinjaBurgers 1 year ago
Bonce ruined it for me.
DanielJohn19 1 year ago
1:08 omg they should have totally kept that.
TemplarOfNight 1 year ago
1:24 . . . i want Dr Evil's chair! :D
KakashiFTWHatake 1 year ago
GET IN MY BELLY!!!
smoothcriminal842 1 year ago
1:45 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
eschultz69 1 year ago
@eschultz69
lol epic fail XD
WolfWhispersxoxo 1 year ago
lol everyone hate Dutch me from dutch :"p
eeyk1993 1 year ago
for time to time my nipples lactate XD I SHIT MY SELF LAUGHING!!!
rockbandmaster234 1 year ago
aahhh Panty Check
Revenge5724 1 year ago
Mad Cow... AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Revenge5724 1 year ago
It's heaps funny!
SuperJakey24 1 year ago
I like holding my kitty. It's like holding somebody's ass!
Headbanger142 1 year ago
omg i can't breathe after the mole rant XD
gatesigirl 1 year ago 21
@gatesigirl i totally agree with you! XD
nhredneck4X4 7 months ago in playlist austin powers
the moles so big it probably votes!
noksinerate 1 year ago
2:20 keep clicking there LMAO!
cabrussell 1 year ago
MOLEY GRAIL!
leebj96 1 year ago
The mole rant was freaking hilarious!!!
TheJailProductions 1 year ago
~nooo~~turns around~
i love holding my kitty....
i once had a bath with basil...
here baby,baby,baby,baby get in my BELLAEHH!!
1bep1bepfan 1 year ago
hahahhahaha I absolutely DIED at 2:50 - 3:24 !!!!!
cazzoTV 1 year ago
LOL "Kangaroos make me horny."
BMJakeu 1 year ago
Thank You Mike Myers!!! You're the best of the best comedian in history!
KiamarMasterT 1 year ago
omg i'm dutch
this is my favorite movie
DaanGuitarManiak 1 year ago
Mad cow! *WUEEEEEEH*
SanderPatrick 1 year ago
thats hard on the kugelen HAHAH XD
marko94ns 1 year ago
Lol! Kangaroos make me horny.
troxmorgan 1 year ago 3
0:26 is so funny!!!!!
cian54 1 year ago
what's the name of the song , till 0:10 ?
brandinger1994 1 year ago
@brandinger1994 soul bossa nova
Hitmonchan107 1 year ago
MADKAUU!
esnevip 1 year ago
remember that day at the academy XD
BlackwingFirestorm 1 year ago
ahhh ok got my fix
pdqcookin 1 year ago
Omg 1:25-1:33, the way he was SITTING!! lmbo
beyfan4ver 1 year ago
1:34-1:44 Beyonce what were you saying!???! hahaha "STOP!!,This ain't Family Fued and I sure as hell ain't.....Richard Dawson...(Laughs)" haha love her :)
beyfan4ver 1 year ago
1:44~1:52
jamesr255 1 year ago
Hilarisch...
nickdegraaf 1 year ago
that's sooooooo funny!!!!!!
zax788 1 year ago
Everybody hates the DUTCH.. with their-- clog-wearing, tulip-sniffing, WindMill waTchIng, Rembrandt LovIng-- PROSTITURE---TOLERATING!!!,, MI... uh?
You can handle it, can you?
DreadLordBalnazaar 1 year ago
" Kangaroos make me horny" made me piss myself!
Jayson4010 1 year ago
i just about died at 1:10
N9ne24 1 year ago
GET IN MY BELLY!
JayZar12 1 year ago
best austin powers movie
MsDoctorWhoFan1 1 year ago
its the moley grail of moles!
smoofgirl101 1 year ago
OMG what's the name of it going to be and when will it come out!?! I have to know!!!
iCrazyPerson199 1 year ago 8
@iCrazyPerson199 calm down my friend lol ok theyve been thinking about this since 2008 i think im not sure but anyways theres no name that i know so far
MajorFoley1 1 year ago 11
@MajorFoley1 It's the 'Soul Bossa Nova'.
AniCator 1 year ago
You know they're making another Austin Powers movie... hell yeah! Seth Green is going to be a bad ass Dr. Evil!
TonyDamazio 1 year ago
@TonyDamazio No they're not.
GraphiteGum 1 year ago
lol i love when mini me flips on the car
orcen98 1 year ago 2
omg cracked at 1:10
Zobzon69 1 year ago
kabgaroos make me horny XD
bombermanp978 1 year ago
ive got the first n last.. i got the rent, im in your head.. im a tenant inside ya braincassse, you cant handle it, can you? HAHA! yeah fat bastaRD!!
MrMerow 1 year ago
MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY
MsBarricade643 1 year ago 2
"Ring, Ring, Hello? Dad Issues" hahaha Epic!
Trentemo 1 year ago
Everybody hates the Dutch with their clog wearing, tulip sniffing, windmill watching, rembrandt loving, prostitute tolerating! lolol
chinchalicious 1 year ago
WTF LOL @ 1:43 - 1:50
eddyjt13 1 year ago
Hilarious!!! lol! I love the first part where Fat Bastard comes out!! lol!!!
AnimalsrCool1000 1 year ago
lol kangaroos make me horney
OutrageouslyBlue 1 year ago
im ugly right
TheTinkababii 1 year ago
I loved this movie! One of my favorite comedians is Mike Myers..
"Dady wasn't there, to take me to the fair, to change my underwear, dady wasn't there..." :)
AkvileAlex 1 year ago
oh nathan lane! you phail. ahha!
clareesh 1 year ago
faaaiiiill these ppl fail at acting epic failing
ninetailedhunter 1 year ago
If you were in spain youd be a bull... and youd say MOLÉ! lol thats so funny
rmaferr 1 year ago
It's not funny. Hatred, bigotry and ignorance.
teemuruskeepaa 1 year ago
lol my cat feel like an ass
gravedigr12 1 year ago
" you ready to go meet the people? Our future is so bright we have to were shades mini me"
lilyrocks710 1 year ago 2
dutch people are cool im from holland were the f*ck are U from
meesmulder 1 year ago
@meesmulder You're not helping to make our case.
Jeroen1983 1 year ago
here baby baby baby baby!! lol
tinkersmomma 1 year ago
Bhahahahah 2:22 "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
ellendegeneresinamin 1 year ago
Holy moley!
punkpalace2000 1 year ago
0:25 that's a real mad cow xD
klakkers25 1 year ago
Moley Cyrus.
I feel clever.
xacaciastrainx 1 year ago 55
"Everybody hates the Dutch with their clog-wearing... tulip-sniffing, windmill-watching... Rembrandt-loving, prostitute-tolerating-...." "Steady, Dad! Steady! ... Yes, yes. Bring it down."
mikemikemikexxxx 1 year ago 2
1:43 lmaoooo FAIL!!!
immarnel 1 year ago
LOL at 2:23-2:31
ZekaDangerous 1 year ago
Stop! This ain't Family Fued and I sure as hell ain't...
....
....
...Richard Dawson!
MountainQueen 1 year ago
HAHAHA the moles so big it probably votes
Dyeballer610 1 year ago
"Kangeroos make me horny" XD so random
xgothicgrlx 1 year ago
At 1:12 where dr evil almost slips running to the door is the funniest blooper i think. i laugh every time i see that part
DagonLord04 1 year ago
With a mole so big it probably votes XD They should've taken that one in XD
RoughThief 1 year ago
Molei!! hahahaha
bigbutlittlebrother 1 year ago
It's the Moley Grail of moles!
PirateZomby 1 year ago
LMFAO at 2:50
JokerLoverGirl4ever1 1 year ago
"I love holding my kitty.......Its like hlding someones ass.." HAHAHAHA LMAO!
LoveMichaelCera 1 year ago
dr evil slips... ahahaha!
omg... ahahaha!
stephanievelasco09 1 year ago 2
1:08 lol
biggerthanyou79 1 year ago 2
"I once had a bath with Basil"
Ohhhhh, bad image XD
BatSnakegirl 1 year ago
1:45 lmao
XxxCR1SPYxxX 1 year ago
They should've left in the "mole" part and the part where the globe got stuck on Dr. Evil's head XD
NytemareQueen 1 year ago
1:56 LMAO!!!! Aaa this is HILARIOUS :,D i LMAO the whole way through ROFL
MultiHmmmmm 1 year ago
How's the song called?
chicchitammuottocifa 1 year ago
FajorMoley1
ThriceDog 1 year ago
Omg when mini-me tried to flip into the small Austin Powers car was so great!
the407run 1 year ago 4
i burst into tears of laughter at that, all the way through the video i kept seeing it over and over xD man my chest hurts.....
MichaelBradley1988 1 year ago