Fast Food

[evanisovich]

This is classic. I remember first hearing this on the Dr Demento radio show in the mid 80's.

[IbrownrussianbearI]

What is it? It sounds hillarious. Is it like Mcdrive?

[bigkanish3]

Last part was "Can i take your order please?" I think.

[bigkanish3]

@bigkanish3 Nvm someone already said it :P

[kingsdun]

It's funny 'cause it's true.

[spastikmunky]

When I was a kid, (back in the day) I laughed at this until my gut busted open!!! Thanks for putting on YouTube!!!

[trainman194]

I love stupid humor

[mensacyclist]

He who posted this is a GOD!

[BaddGirl420]

@mensacyclist There used to be an animated version, but it got taken down. :'(

[sammydrumm]

lol

[toddcharry]

I still have the album by Stevens and Grdnic.

[shadow30704]

LOL

[archiebnkr]

They used to play this between segments on the Rush Limbaugh show in the early '90's. Used to give me a good laugh.

[Kalkas53]

is this from cheach and chong?

[tracyblogger]

I've been trying to find this for like 15 years.  THANK YOU!!

[Jchuckv]

I loved this as a kid! I still say it this way when I order.

[Roffe192]

It's fucking disturbing.

[bearjohndj]

this is exactly what I've been trying to find for years, not the same, but comes close. it was either z-100 or wplj in NYC played this exact same thing, but the guy wanted an orange soda pop. I wish I could find the original version which included a "clown", maybe it was a jack in the box thingy.

[randypagan]

@bearjohndj This is the original. the one you heard was a rip off from this one so they wouldnt have to pay for it to broadcast it.

[bearjohndj]

this is exactly what I've been trying to find for years, not the same, but comes close. it was either z-100 or wplj in NYC played this exact same thing, but the guy wanted an orange soda pop. I wish I could find the original version.

[mrcolosalp]

Did you tape this yourself I mean obviously but was all you even the guy on the micro

[Aggedor1959]

One of the funniest audio clips EVER.

Thanks for the post, deghidemon!

[Silverfox7771]

McD's Drive thrus and Sonic's that not remoded still have spekers like this

[iluvallmychao071]

0:34 - 0:39

"A..large order of fries, and a large order of fries, and a large...penis." xD

[mickelo74]

ROFL at the end- Will that be everything?

[iluvallmychao071]

@mickelo74

No, "May i take your order, please?"

[ultrakool]

@mickelo74 nah, it's "can i take your order, please". which is even more disturbing. ha

[cavalaxis]

I first heard this on Doctor Demento, ages and ages ago.

[Tre404]

There's another version of this; same guy, but the script is a little different, and there isn't any music in the background. I'd like to find that one; it's the one I remember best. Never liked this version as much.

[Envergure]

LAAAARGE AAAARNGE DRINK!

[silverandblazerule05]

I first listened to this in my friends car i was just cracking up

[TheMichaelmc99]

waaa waaaa waa haaaa waaaa haaa

[MsBlynn]

drive through speakers actually used to sound this way when they were first introduced. I remember laughing at this because it was so true!

[playitagainmaam]

does he keep blabbing????

[BelfastBailey]

I miss this from KGGO in Des Moines...now the other series that I want to find from old radio is Susan B. Anthony Jones. She always had a different job and was just the WORST worker in the world, but an absolute riot to hear. Usually she was complaining about something like the newspaper service. Like the time she took a PRESCRIPTION down to the newspaper.

[flightmidnight3]

I first heard this in DC on a pirate radio station that someone had took over for about an hour. Been looking for this for ten years!

[sexykitten0627]

I miss listening to this. Thanks for posting.

[Maestrp37388]

LOLOL I cannot believe I found this on my first hit. People my age wil remember this being played on Y 107 and on Rick Dees Weekly Top 40 in the 80's

[MadSlantedPowers]

I just came across a Bloom County strip where something similar happened.  They went inside, and the guy in there sounded the same as he did through the speaker.

[xJustDontBiteItx]

Also remember this from Dr Demento!

[xJustDontBiteItx]

AND A LARGE ORANGE DRINK!!! hahahaha thats classic!!

[Pianomark14]

Retail Comedy at Wholesale Prices......priceless!

[b1chvj39]

I remember listening to this one!!!! I can't stop laughing right now!!!! Brings back memories!!!! This brings me to tears!!!!

[juanitawos]

omg i have been looking for this song forever :)

[mamakork]

LoL thts sooooo funny. the guy totallly freaks out!!!! o_o

[shilomylow]

this is so freeking funny!! i have been trying to find it on youtube and was beginning to think it didn't exist here....i am glad someone posted it.....thanks! oh my gosh.....this takes me back!

[edino0866]

I will eat it all... makes me hungry already; not kidding! Love Mac Donalds

[Pigeonification]

LOL

[RexNunc]

man this takes me back

[boogeyman51]

shut up! I want a dooouuubbbblllllllleee ccchhhessee buuurrrggeeeeeer!

[timisfunny]

This is Ron Stevens & Joy Grdnic from KSHE Radio in the 70's from a comedy album they did.

[viewwrestling45]

when was that made. It seems like it was yesterday. I love it and still say it sometimes when I am ordering at Mcds

[jamesdabane1]

large arrange drink

[ginjo61]

I love this one! The first time I heard it we were going to the Indy 500 time trials in 1985 or 1986.

[Reubenhubert]

That guy is still working at a drive through here. LOL

[salmoozation]

That was the most funniest thing I heard.

[badnewsBH]

I remember a guy lip synching this on "Puttin' on the Hits" back in the day. Wicked stuff. :)

[wawawis]

@badnewsBH That's where I remember first seeing/hearing it. Wish I could find that particular skit.

[SVTDriver1997]

Who does this, does anyone know?!?!? I remember this from my childhood :)

[thedreaming808]

its adam sandler

[RichoRosai]

Stop talking out of your ass. Adam Sandler was stupid but not THIS stupid.

[lastbrewfan]

Really? It sounds nothing like Adam Sandler. Not to mention I first heard it in, like, 1985.

[theBaron0530]

Exactly. I think Stevens & Grdnic had this on an album in 1982. I first heard it back then on Dr Demento.

[KTzWorld]

Well your still a child because your like 10 or 11

[bubbabubba20042004]

i think it was nat'l lampoon but not certain

[j3ssabelle]

mrawmrawmrawmraiiawwmrawwmraii­w.

my impression of the dude

[StressedYeti]

it's like talking to my mother. i am not even kidding.

[frost1337]

DUDE,seriously.Same here.

[hellsbelle66]

@StressedYeti That is hilarious!!!

[bigkanish3]

@StressedYeti It's like talking to a person at a drive through, I'm not even kidding.

Weird isn't it?

[ThePlasticJedi]

At the end the machine says "Can I take your order please?"  Classic!

[friskydekiki]

i hear "is that everything?"

[990305]

This was funny as shit........

I thought this was called "Son of Cheeseburger" thanks!!!!!!!!

[lycheenut]

Lol.  I haven't heard this since I was a kid.

They used to play it on the radio morming show my dad listened to in Toroto.

[ericharris76]

I believe this is "Fast Food" from Stevens and Grdnic. (Irrelevant aside: my first "brush with greatness" -- Joy Grdnic went to my high school, and was a DJ at KSHE-95: "Joy in the Morning".)

[syncrjr]

LOL!

[bagcpa]

been looking for this for years! Thanks!