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  • Cambodian Communism.

    You have two cows.

    The government takes them.

    And shoots you.

    Really? 

  • Republic with a capitalistic state:

    The guy with all the damn cows purchases the president, and then the presidential NDAA makes it so you get beat down & can't even complain that you have no cows & no way to get one, except to sell yourself into debt (slavery) … To Hopefully… one day save up & get taxed on the skinny assed cow you got burned on, Yo!

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  • this was fucking stupid and makes no sense. sounds to me like YOU'RE the dummy.

  • Republic with a capitalistic state:

    You have two cows

    The government wants the cows

    The LAW says that they can't take the cows

    You sell one for a fair price

    You buy two for a cheap price

    They populate

    You now have 4 cows.

    <3 America

  • FUCK CAPITALISM!!!!!!!

  • @mredstriumph Communism is a type of economy, not government. Therefore, saying communism forces people to do stuff under threat of violence is extremely incorrect. Communism has no position on how to enforce laws or what is the law.

  • i'll take the harmonica lesson

  • Bureaucratic Socialism is a longer way to say Marxism

  • i'll be honest, haha this is a really good explanation of the gov't systems. simplistic, but helpful

  • I just graduated from being a dummy by watching this video.

  • @mredstriumph btw, in capitalism there is no/little difference between private property and personal property, in socialism and communism there is. Personal property is like socialism's/communism's capotalist private property. In socialims and communism, private property is differen from the capitolist private property.If you go even just on Wikipedia for example, you'll find an article called "Private property", read it.

  • @Peaceeverbody

    Under Capitalism or Communism, the prob of who gets the penthouse or beachfront property STILL needs to be solved. Physical limitations exist meaning everyone CANNOT have the best of everything

    Under Capitalism, it's equitable in that IF you can earn or otherwise acquire the $, AND if you're willing to spend it (want it bad enough), then you can have it. Under Communism, these decisions are arbitrary. They are made by the party - w is led by greedy immoral pigs

  • @mredstriumph

    Under Communism, the decisions are made BY FORCE, CONFINEMENT, OR THREAT OF VIOLENCE. It's mechanics are punitive. It's enforcement is human

    & fickle. The decision of the majority or commisar is NEVER suggestive. It is a lawful order & those to who it pertains get no rights or appeal.

    Capitalism, in contrast runs via incentive. Disputes r arbitrated via a established set of laws and rules, which are governed by due process, standing,& framework of personal rights

  • @mredstriumph Communism =/= Corrupt Totaltarian Dictatorship. Communism has no position on how law should be enforced. Neither does capitalism. You seem to believe in anti-communist propaganda that states communism = corruption and no rights and freedoms and no law, while capitalism = rights, freedom, and law, THAT IS NOT TRUE.

  • @mredstriumph (cont.) Laws, rights, freedoms, etc depend on what type of government you have. (Communism, generally, is not a type of governent. That's why I would consider a communist republic, having the aspects of both communism and a republic, the best type of government, rather than a (false) communist corrupt totaltarian dictatorship).

  • @mredstriumph I admit not everything can be 100% perfectly equal. If two people want a property, the one who pays more will get that house, and the one who didn't get it still has the same wealth as the person who brought it, one having the wealth in the house, the other in cash. It's still equal.

  • @mredstriumph (cont.) Those leaders who you describes as greedy immoral pigs (don't insult pigs like that) are just that. But, they (Stalin, Mao, etc.) are not real communists because they do not follow any true communist ideas. The PRC, North Korea, etc. are not communist countries. They only are on paper, which was so the leaders could get support and then become greedy. YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT, AS I SEE YOU DO NOT.

  • @mredstriumph And your comment on my channel actually goes against Marx's ideas. And don't post there, just post here. Ty

  • @mredstriumph People who put more effort into something will get more out of it. A doctor usually needs more effort to be a doctor. This is what Marx even said too. No, I don't think Christ was a communist because there is nothing about his political views in the Bible and I am not Christian. Also, There is a big difference between private property and personal property, that difference you can google yourself.

  • @mredstriumph And those who do more expensive work or work that requires more skill obviously get paid more than a person who has a non/little skill needed job. And the comment you posted on my channel is involved with another style of communism than the one(s) I support.

  • @Peaceeverbody

    No, that's not obvious that different jobs would pay differently under communism. That kind of thinking promotes a society with classes. It creates inequality.

    Aren't those the very "problems" communism is supposed to eliminate?

  • @mredstriumph Idk what interpretation of communism you think I support, but pure communism and primitive communism (kinda like Christian communism) is what I support. The only thing that those two ideas state are that people work equally and share with the community, but can still own stuff if they like

  • @Peaceeverbody

    Christ was a communist?? No. Absolutely outrageous."Christian Communism" is an anathema to God. Jim Jones' "people's temple" tried "Christian Communism" but had 0 to do w either Scripture or Christ.

    Idk what interpretation of communism u think "pure communism" is.. but it's clearly not what communism's inventor says it is..

    Karl Marx. "The theory of the Communism may be summed up in the single sentence: Abolition of private property." = I've no idea w u believe

  • @mredstriumph Pure communism doesn't mean that everything is equal. In a pure communist society, everyone would be required to work equally, and share within the community easily. If you didn't do that, you just cannot live within that society any longer. Btw, I cant understand 1 1/2 of your two posts.

  • @Peaceeverbody

    No. Pure communism doesn't mean that everything is equal because the reality is one house, car, or plot of land isn't identical to another. Often one is FAR better, & another is FAR worse.

    If 300,000 ppl want to live in the penthouse of the most expensive building in NYC - clearly they ALL cannot. Under capitalism, the person w the most $ spends that $ to buy the best. Maybe u think that's not fair, but what is? Its not like that decision doesn't get made.

  • @Peaceeverbody

    (cont)

    Under capitalism, it's egalitarian. The best goes to anyone who can pay the price for what's in demand. If u invent silly bands or velcro, or invest in the right stock, or start the right company or career, any can move up.

    Under communism, one person still gets the penthouse, but the decision isn't based on $, it's based on politics. Some no qualification shmuck picks, & if he doesn't pick u, eat dirt, There is absolutely no mechanism to become successful.

  • @mredstriumph

    (cont2)

    Under communism there are ONLY 2 classes. Those who make decisions, & those for whom it is decided. Look up a word.. Dekulakization. That's what communism is about.

    Ok, u want to "work equally"? I will "work equally" hard making decisions FOR YOU & deciding what is fair. You will "work equally" for me 6 miles down in the bottom of a mine.

    My needs & tastes are more refined than yours, naturally I have the best. U have only the needs of an animal. Enjoy your pen.

  • In soviet russia all of us belong to cow.

  • Well it's a decent video, but where is the Republic?? You know.. where government is forced by a Constitution not to take your cows and prevented from harming you provided you don't harm or steal from anyone else?

    Where the govt functions ONLY as a soldier protecting you from invaders, a policeman defending you from theft, an impartial judge protecting u from fraud & peacefully handling disputes based on due process & equal protection.

    Where the product of your labor belongs to you.

    (cont)

  • @mredstriumph

    (cont)

    And where - IF - u want to be a communist, u go off and start a VOLUNTARY collective & leave everyone who DOESN'T want to be a communist the hell alone.

    In TRUE communism, all 310 million Americans have an equal right to Oceanfront property. When there's not enough, Govt decides who gets to live there & who lives under a bridge based on party favors. If u want to be a doctor instead of raising cows - tough shit. Questions = fines, jails, prisons, & eventual execution

  • If you're talking about Anarchism in the traditional Libertarian-Socialist sense, it doesn't mean "no rules" or chaos. It means trade unions and the local community decides what the best method of distribution would be. An Anarchist society couldn't have money as its depicted here without some form State power to guarantee the value of the currency and legitimacy of the transaction.

  • @MadameBeaujolais

    Honest, dishonest..if his hands are tied by Enumerated Powers, Checks & Balances, Competing Branches of government, Due Process, a military sworn to defend the Constitution & an armed public with the ability to call him on his bullshit to say No! - who cares if the man tells stories

    He'll be bounced out of office so hard his head w spin

    I remember once hearing about a country with rules like that.. now all I keep hearing about is the 99% & some lipsink-er formerly known as 0

  • Im high. Now im really scared.

  • This video got a lot right, but in anarchism everything is shared communally. If the neighbor tries to steal your cows, you call the militia to deal with him or you kick his ass. That is pure anarchy!

  • Did anybody else laugh at the Cambodian communism?

  • @DjPyro2010

    No. Because somewhere people are suffering every bit as badly in North Korea slave labor prison camp at this very moment.

    I get that the illustration is clever, but somehow 4 million slaughtered Cambodians (out of an initial population of 7.1 million 1975) isn't that good of a joke. Hitler killed 6 million Jews 67 years ago. I don't think anyone would be laughing if I started telling jokes about that now.

    Nothing personal, but if we don't start understanding, we'll see it ourselvs

  • Bureaucratic Socialism can be easier defined as "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need"

  • I like pure communism, just don't let someone change it into Russian communism.

  • @Peaceeverbody

    Yes pure communism is gr8 and all, but can we do that? I mean pure communism is discarding all the negative factors i.e cows dying, people getting lazy and not do their jobs.

  • @yf8216

    Pure communism relies on the idiotic premise that all houses are equal - from Oprah's to Antoine Dodson's, + location means nothing in real estate. Fresh prime cut steak is equal to ramen noodles & my 1200 horsepower dodge viper is equal to your 30yr old Yugo.

    Hey.. u got a car, I got a car righht??

    I've got a gun 'cause I'm the "will of the people". You don't cause.. well.. you're not. You're the 1%

    The "will of the ppl" CAN'T give u incentive just cause u work harder, Prison? Sure

  • @Peaceeverbody

    U like it? What about the idiotic premise it relies on?

    That all houses are equal - from Oprah's to Antoine Dodson's, That fresh prime cut steak is equal to ramen noodles & that a 1200 horsepower dodge viper is equal to a 30yr old Yugo.

    Someone gets a gun & claims I'm the "will of the people". & U? U don't get one.You're the 1%

    The "will of the ppl" CAN'T give u incentive just bc u work harder - that's unfair, Prison for questioning the collective or NOT working@100%? Sure.

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  • Learn what actual political Anarchy is fuck wit

  • your video is shit and is extremely incorrect.

  • It makes less sence when you involve real money in an example where cows are supposed to represent your money.

  • @boondocks123o

    What makes even less sense than that is entrusting your government with the right to print your currency - and then having THEM give that right to a secretive, private, international bank that even your congressman can't audit

    I guess if that secret private bank can lend them $ to expand the government till it's debts are the size of the entire private economy.. then that might be ok. But only if it lets them bail out Wall Street by devaluing my purchasing power.

    TY Woodrow W!

  • Since pure communism always becomes corrupted, Id go for libertarian-Capitalist

  • Pure communism sounds like the best option, but id say its more like pure anarchy. Anarchy means the monetary system has to be destroyed

  • @smashauthoritea

    Republic means if they're not your cows - leave 'em the F alone or I'll call the cops.

    You want to be a hippy & live in a commune? No skin off my back. You want to occupy MY property & MY cows to start it - I have every right to use as much force as I need to STOP your force.

    That's why you scumbags know your revolutions will always be bloody. The fact that in your heart u are a THIEF is why you never agree 2be a "communist" on your own. Commie=Slavemasters & pieces of shit.

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  • Anarchy:

    There are two cows

  • @Regginyaga Which are then stolen or fought over as others will have no cows.

  • LOL at the dramatic sound effect

  • No one dumb lots of new laws

  • There are several types of communism that spread across the world. When you said Russian Comunism I think you mean Stalinism.

  • @LordMacKarl

    Or Leninism. Or Bolshevism. Or barbarianism - murdering people for being middle class (The De-kulakization) and slaughtering 12 million unarmed Christians & Jews in the genocides of Latvia & Ukraine - aka - the Holomodor 15 years before Hitler even dreamed of his "final solution"

    (which u never hear about since Stalin didn't lose the war)

  • Political system EXPLAINED

  • This is an incredibly dogmatic video. This doesn't explain shit, the fact is I shouldn't have clicked on this video, because I know better then to think that all these COMPLEX forms of Government could be explained in 4 minutes.

  • @chris96kalonji The details and specifics no, but it does give a basic understanding of how they generally run.

  • pure socialism is not great,look at the israeli example,the kibbutzim,people lived in worse conditions than in capitalist countries,they couldn't buy cars or anything because they were so poor,now they changed the system and they are living much better,don't propagate a lie,in theory everything is wonderful,in practice it's not the same thing.

  • socialism definition is wrong

  • Is it just me or are some of the words darker than the others.

  • They got Fascism pretty wrong there. Under Fascism you'd give up the milk for the good of the nation.

  • Yeah buddy. It is pretty much like that for sure.

  • Pure Socialism was the one i liked most from this video.

  • @stasisnu18

    The video is conspicuously incomplete:

    Constitutional Republic means if they're not your cows, leave 'em the F alone or I'll call the cops.

  • in soviet russia, u worship the cows

  • @SuperMrBentley

    That's India. In Russia Cow worship you.

  • Wasn't bad, except for two points: under pure communism, no, you don't have any cows. the collective has cows. And under Anarchy, it doesn't matter whether the price for your cows and the milk is fair or not, all that matters is who has the most firepower. If you have the most, you can demand whatever price you want. If others do, your cows, milk, and labor are suddenly free...

  • @Hiraghm You're right about communism, the collective has cows and the collective democratically split up the milk.

    Anarchism though only means that there is no judicial or governmental body that has the right to control you or your cows.

  • @LiBlub1 - no judicial or governmental body has any *rights*. Only individuals have *rights*. Governments have delegated powers.

  • i hope america gets a surrealist government

  • @TheRachelaudrey giraffe meat for every plate and harmonicas for every mouth!

    BrendanIsCool 2012

  • you will get a like from because its funny but politically completely wrong!

  • wrong.

  • republic ?

    but like last one hhh

  • According to this, a benevolent dictatorship would be: You have two cows. The government asks you if you need the cows, and if not asks you if they can have them. Then, they ask if you want to join the military.

  • No I don't know what a cow is. And what's with the trading those weird creatures for milk?

    (sarcasm of-course)

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  • resource based economy you have 2 cows and you donate them to the local dairy which roboticaly cares for them and roboticaly distrutes the milk to various outlets via the milk mangement system and you put in an online request for milk and its sent to you via robotical controled delivery vehicles in recycalble containers and you put any old containers in the vehicle to be cleaned and reused - have to admit this is best!!

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  • Libertarian/anarchocaptalism, would be: You have 2 cows you want to sell 1 cow but the other guy don't want to sell you the cow or bull cause it will be "coercion"of his right to keep his bull or cow, but you feel "coerced" for not being able to sell the cow you have. So you complain to the Big "free enterprises" they like to call free market, and both "volunteer" to give all the power to the utopian almighty invisible hand of god aka"Free Market" to solve the problem so the elite still wins

  • anarcho-capitalism aka free markets

    the banks hire assassin's to kill you and take your cows, citing a breach of contract

  • The definition of fascism, is essentially feudalism.

    The king owns the cows, has his friends watch over the land and hires you to milk them.

    This is before your birth, so there is no "taking" away from you.

  • anarchy? wtf! anarchy means no governmet! as @moinsimion said, "What you explained as pure communism is pretty much anarchy"

  • Totally FAKE!!! The man in the video has NO FACE! REAL PEOPLE DO!!!

  • this is fake, everyone knows cows arent real

  • you have 2 cows: your wife and your daughter

  • Cambodian Communism sounds lovely. Hooray for governmental genocide!

  • имаш крава , пиеш мляко ! :D

    you have a cow , you drink a milk! :D

  • People are taking this video too seriously! Its obviously a joke lol (btw SURREALIST REVOLUTION!)

  • surrealism! XD

  • North Korean Communism:

    You have two cows. You willingly give them away to the great Kim Jong-Il Because you sincerely believe he's the son of God on Earth and that he knows what's best for you. And the cows.

  • haha I love the cambodian communism one LMAO!

  • Government in what ever form requires participation even in an aristocratic dictatorship like the Hapsburg empire one could rise to power through participation and achievement. The cream always rises to the top. It's true in dictatorships and in democratic republics. Conservatives are quick to remind you. Human nature in their minds is to dominate over your neighbors. The Progressive view is one of survival in nature using the excess productivity to bolster the strength of the entire society.

  • Communisum is best

  • Dumb way to show bureaucracy and capitalism isnt even there, neither is monarchy.

  • I think I read this "two cows" tale as a joke once. it's great for simplistic explanation, but this video can use an upgrade.

  • Libertarian/Anarcho-Capitalism is the one I like the most for that very reason. It makes it so You can expand production as much as You like.

  • You forgot to mention Republic. In which you have two cows, and have the option to either sell them or not get paid for the extra milk, and the government has to follow the law and respect your rights or they will go to court. This is the system of free economics and real money that our forefathers gave us and what Ron paul wants to restore. Please register republican, vote him in in the primaries and then vote him as president to end the FED, IRS DOE, DOA, and many more.!

  • Not to bad. I get it.

  • The sound in this video makes me wish for Russian Communists to take it away

  • lol. its not meant to be accurate, just funny.

  • Chuck Norris: You have two cows. One milks itself and the other flips burgers if it knows what is good for her.

  • almost all of these are wrong. lol.

  • What about state capitalism?

  • 3:25 Introduce a little anarchy

  • Communism: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for you share of the milk, but it's so long that the milk is sour by the time you get it.

    Dictatorship: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

    Militarism: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

  • Very good

  • Fascism looks like a good idea

  • Cambodian communism was the most accurate. However, it should have said "and if you where glasses, know how to wipe your ass, or walk and chew bubble gum at the same time or were anything besides an illiterate peasant, they shoot you."

  • I prefer coconuts = Fascism: You have a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are sitting in a row, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head, then Il Duce comes walking through the door and kills them because they're foreign. Anarchism: Somebody stole your coconuts. Zionism: Your coconuts are anti-semitic. lol random butt fuck it :P

  • Surealism looks freakin awesome!!!!!!!!1

  • That you called Pure Democracy, could also be called real anarchy. Anarchy is actually democracy at the extreme, with the people being the goverment.

  • pure anarchy is the best :DD

  • @RareAnon You'll say just about anything to make yourself look hardcore won't you?

  • @MarbReb i'm not hardcore. if everyone were respectful and civilized we wouldn't need goverment

  • @RareAnon Well no one will ever be respectful and civilized enough to be without a central government.

  • @MarbReb that is simply false, however people today cannot handle Anarchy, is true.

  • @RareAnon It's not false. You live in a fucking dream world if you believe people will ever live in peace with one another. It's a pretty thought, but be realistic. As long as there are opposing political parties, different races, religions, and lifestyles, there won't ever be peace between mankind. And it's foolish to waste time hoping there will be, it's a waste of time.

  • @MarbReb Live in Peace? Just take away nationalism. That doesn't take Anarchy. I am being realistic. In most contexts being realistic. It will take a lot of work and formatting of our current system. But can happen. When all of those races and religions respect each other and do not force their believes on others there can be peace. I know its radical and unlikely. Liberalism isn't the solution either. If everyone grew up as me there wouldn't be a need for government. Discussing isn't wasteful.

  • @RareAnon Alright fair arguement. I believe it's against our primitive nature to accept people of different races, religions, or lifestyles. Not impossible though. It can be done, but without means of force, it's near impossible. Anybody can assimilate the world by taking will and freedom away and giving the only freedoms that government see fit. But then, that wouldn't be Anarchy, that'd be Communism.

  • @MarbReb And what if we learned that our 'primitive nature' to prefer our own race/religion/lifestyle, wasn't as natural as we've been endoctrined to believe? I'm white, but do you think that I prefer all the white people eat while everyone else starves? So, why should I trust that division is human, and that unity can only come with force? There is a mass illusion of scarcity, that is the core of our dividuous nature. We can overcome our survivalist nature, but it has to be within ourselves.

  • @MarbReb Yes of course, integration creates conflict, always has. I thought communism was no freedom for anybody, explain how communism grants rights and how they keep track of that, that is very interesting. I don't know much about communism myself.

  • This is not for dummies, this is by dummies

    

  • You just made me a Surrealist.

  • How did I end up here?

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  • @marcuspotter4564 its not a political system

  • turnbeutelvergesserB stupid dumb asshole.....do you have an idea how it really was in the russian communism??....i dont think so.....and for all dumbheads of you...russia haven t even reached communism.....they was on the way for it......but till 90ies it was officially still called SOCIALISM and not communism.......and people "all people" lived hundred time better than now with your fucking generous obamas democracy.........who ever you stupid unteached idiot are who made this video....

  • ha russian communism was funny

  • Libertarianism sounds best!

  • Sorry, Carsten. But your explanation of anarchy really sucks. Just like examples in the past showed, this would never be the case. What you ecplained as pure communism is pretty much anarchy.

  • @moinsimion Well, in a way pure communism is a form of Anarchy seeing as how Marx felt that the state would be unnecessary in the future. But yes, that wasn't a good example of Anarchy.

  • @Jamez773 I have to admit though, that the other explanations where really good!

  • @moinsimion Maybe I'm missing something but let me correct you - the end goal of communism is to have the people in control with no government, just like in an anarchist society. There is a state in the socialist transition to communism, but not once it reaches its ultimate goal. As Kropotkin said, anarchy leads to communism and communism leads to anarchy.

  • @SebbeSucksBawlz For Communistic Anarchism, that is the case. You are right on that one. I was not complaining about the description of Communism, but on the one for Anarchy.

  • @moinsimion Well anarcho-communism is basically a more direct version of authoritarian communism. It's true that not all anarchists want communism, but ideologies such as anarcho-collectivism are generally seen as temporary systems used before moving onto true communism/anarchy. I'll say I didn't watch the video properly as I was more focused on the comments, so again, sorry if I missed something.

  • @moinsimion I just watched the video (finally) and I see what you meant now.

  • @moinsimion Pure communism is anarchy. Anarcho-communism is the purest form of communism.

    It is,however sweet dreams because people are one big moronic mass.

  • @AkiZivina344 History has shown that it is not a dream and it is possible to live like that. Also, I don't think that all humans are selfish, they are just raised to be.

  • absurd, but funny

    I detect a slight bias in favor or libettarian anarcho-capitalism

  • this is really well made and informational.

  • Just so everyone is clear on one thing. THE EVOLUTION/CREATION DEBATE IS OVER. It was over a long time ago. scientists all agree that evolution happened. IT IS A FACT. stop trying to justify your ignorance by calling it faith. you lost. now tuck your tail between your legs and go home. lol

  • hmm fairly accurate.

  • Loved it. And it does have some educational value. :)

  • AGREED

  • Nice, fairly accurate and amusing.

  • I hate when i take a shit and the water splatters all over my ass

  • At this point, surrealism sounds lovely.

  • this is economics and most of it is incorrect such as fascism witch dosent really effect what you do in farming except if your a different race than the original race of that country and anarchy means you can do what ever you want with your cows

  • @REVOLUTIONARYgs OOOH almost. It's which (witch's have pointy hats) Most of it was basically correct, just over simplified. Farming is very important to a Fascist, because today no one would trade with you and people need to eat, and under Anarchy you can try to do what you want with your cows, but most likely a local warlord will pretty much dictate what happens.

  • Hilarious, Bureacraucy is very well done.