I almost Died on Thursday/Enemy turned to friend/Trip

[SirPkzInHD]

"you can take off the mature cap. take off the repec.. NO STAY RESPECTFULL"

[gggfff113]

ovaries???



[MinecraftBasic44]

overies dafuq

[donnycross]

This guys a killer,he is either right off his rocker,or a clever guy.Well done Dax,still laughing.

[Xcampling2k]

you threw up ovaries? hhhhmmm

[RadharcMarbh]

"I actually threw up some of my ovar- ovaries.."

Anybody wanna' wager that this kid didn't pass high school biology, by any chance?

[TeamPef]

i fell asleep watching this video....... at 2pm and just woke up now.... Dax... stop being boring as shit

[ALEXiscreator]

Keep on keeping on! Haters gonna hate.

[XJamesHetfield69X]

@ALEXiscreator Dude, he's acting, the haters don't know that and they are retarted.

[TheTrueSweeneyTodd]

you remind me of my friend jacob kramer, except jacobs more annoying...

[adrennalinpro1]

Whoever wrote him Ur a great person and are a good semaritan.

[burningwolf151]

i think i hate daxflame no disrespect just saying

[mhfuXmonsta]

Is this fucking guy serious y does YouTube let retards post videos

[Dalekrise]

@mhfuXmonsta Otherwise there would be no videos...

[Arttoee129]

good sir im sorry but it is scientifically impossible to throw up ovaries since they are in the endocrine system and not in the digestive system, and you are not a women, you are male, you wouldn't have ovaries

[HudsonReviver3]

._. Ovaries... Hmmm. Makes sense. I think that he's a fucking joke. Thank GOD he stopped making YouTube videos.

[wafflemaster007]

@HudsonReviver3 bro, thats just it, hes joking these videos make people laugh its like Simpsons for teenagers

[HudsonReviver3]

@wafflemaster007 Hahaha, well. 1. Simpsons aren't funny, and this character just pisses me off xD

[wafflemaster007]

@HudsonReviver3 fair enough, i can see the potential for annoyance but i like it.

[KylesNuclearFilms]

@wafflemaster007 Simpsons for "Teenager" is FamilyGuy

[keir193]

@KylesNuclearFilms ... simpsons is already for teen and adults you moron

[hunter13524]

did he just wink at me?



[papixant]

i can handle it but not when you say it threw up my ovaries when you dont even have any

[OrangeNinjaclub]

hay i asked for the good news first !!!

[fifo816]

WTF OVARIES?! LMAO!!

[excusemewheresthecat]

come back, bernieee. everyone loves you here, babe!

[musicislyfe1000]

he caught his heart really dude he needs help seriously not joking

[Valforification]

How can you throw up your ovaries??? You are a man you don't have any! Also I don't think many people did think Lisanova was making fun of you.

[Valforification]

How can you throw up your ovaries??? You are a man you don't have any!

[SaeediAm]

I remember watching this in 2007 when I was like 10, now I realize how much of a troll this guy is... In 2007 I just thought he was retarded or something.

[BearishZach]

I dont think you know how the human anatomy works....

[Vshreddr]

You have ovaries? I knew it...

[RyanThomasRobinson]

Hahahaha - 'Right choice, ding'!

[Pianoism023]

 971 people couldn't handle this.

[jazinatorr]

No i can't handle that you threw up your ovaries... and i bet lots of 40 year olds watch this.

[b8u5b2by6]

dude ur awsome

[Leekduck]

Dax...How did you get ovaries?

[Loves2Grapple]

i love you dax

[kalvinrichards]

press 8 continuoisly not too fast and look wat dax does lmao

[Omegashadowyoshi]

this guy wears short shorts, is attracted to donald trump, and has ovaries?

i dunno, i think he's a chick

[pianosaturdays]

I rofled when you said you threw up your ovaries!!!!!!! Men dont have ovaries dax ;)

[jubeck99]

First ur jokes r very bad and u suck u loner

[fuggify]

so i, threw, i threw up some of my, OVARIES! BE RESPECTFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrKentuckyAirsoft]

re re  studer much

[amateurgecko]

uhm dax you dont have fucking ovaries.



[zebbythezebra1]

@amateurgecko shut up

[breakfastroute]

If this is an act, he's better than Andy Kaufman, and he should be on TV worldwide.

[TheWilburProductions]

what the fuck!!! guys dont have ovaries!!! if u have ovaries that means ur a girl or u can get preagnant

[musicismyairoplane24]

OVARIES???

[sliith]

This is why babies shouldn't be dropped.

[remote929]

oh , im lucky enough that i through up my ovaries when i was a baby , he must have been really sick! poor Dax :(

[Acid1982]

FUCK, MAN! NOT YOUR OVARIES!!! THAT'S SOME SRS SHIT! =[

But you seem do be doing rather well, so I am happy for you. Fuck dem ovaries anyways...girls got all the ovaries you'll ever need. =]

[rofldinosaur333]

"i threw up my ovaries..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[DaKoolGuys]

dude.... guys cant have ovaries... its a female organ

[Fifalegendxxyy9]

@DaKoolGuys Shemale..ftw??

[TheSingerWhoEats]

I almost Died on Thursday/Enemy turned to friend/Trip

[lystone8]

both why ok bad ok i will be respetful ok wont be stupid spit it out did u fall oh lol

[shotputndisc]

you didnt almost die and you cant throw up your heart

[shotputndisc]

ovaries??? umm... you need a MAJOR sex ed lesson

[gunnerberg]

its bad luck to Say the bad news first

[remembermypassward]

yesssssssssss

[thesilenttalker12203]

only some of your overies?!

[MrDomodog]

i was mature. srry i cant lie i wasnt. and also he said i am good now but a little bad. what the heck that is impossible

[MrDomodog]

i was mature. srry i cant lie i wasnt.

[hahaconverse363]

Ovaries? Daxflame is a female.

[hellobrendanpc]

you are a great actor

[SOADalltheway]

UNDER THE SLEET!!

I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

[noobsmasher123]

"you can handle this! stay mature and respectful"

coming from a guy who gets entertainment from pissing on people id say you are in no position to tell me whats respectful and mature. you stuttering faggot.

[bals93]

Dear Dax, did I ever tell you how much you make my life? Whenever I'm down all I have to do is watch your videos and you make me smile :)

Miss ya so much! And I hope you make more videos no matter what anyone else says, you're fantastic!

[spacedino64]

@bals93 he's an actor his real name is madison.

[teebeartheunicorn]

uhm dont onlee women have ovaries?? unless you get blood outta your mangina im pretty sure u dont have ovaries.....

[amirjones03]

This guy is spaztastic!

[X360H911]

he has overies?

[skell990]

I knew that u were a girl u fucking pan zee

[skell990]

I knew i

[pillywarker]

Dude your a fucking fag.

[madagascarSQUAD2]

hey daxfalame only women have ovaries!!!!!!! moron

[SimonDB2006]

I F***KING LOVE THIS KID!!!!!

[Zanzulfanten]

I THREW UP SOME OF MY OVARIES

NOWAI, THAT HAPPPENS TO ME SOMETIMES

[robynmaureenjeanette]

you threw up your ovaries ? you do realise males do not have ovaries ?! ahahahahahahahahaha !

[slimbokimbo]

I thought you were a guy.... They dont have ovaries

[snowboardingmoose]

lol is this kid acting?

[broccolirules1014]

@snowboardingmoose nope lol

[GiganticAsses]

Ovaries lol

[Flamer456isback]

we cant be respectful cuz YOUR SO GAY

[Dappergable]

comical genius. No doubt. he tries too hard in his later videos. he serves too hard. and i cant eat it all.

[Royals1016]

haha this guy metally retarded

[gummybeargirl97]

i don't think it's possible to throw up your heart...

[123leedan]

gay fagite

[snakejake58]

he threw up some of his ovaries hahahahahah. you know what this means, Dax has a mangina! Dax has a mangina! hahah, Daxflamer, you never cease to amuse me haha

[rob4danfoc]

Ovaries. Dont we all have both? jk

[peekoispet]

Aww man u threw up yer ovaries now you cant get pregnant :(

[calderonroman42]

I ALMOST FAILED HEALTH, BUT I COULD HAVE SWORN ONLY GIRLS HAVE OVARIES.

[TheHoneysuckle90]

I don't think you're acting but I'm not completely sure...

[KennyGkienan]

@TheHoneysuckle90 hes acting stupid

[TheHoneysuckle90]

@KennyGkienan No he's not!I think he's awesome!(:

[KennyGkienan]

@TheHoneysuckle90 no your stupid hes acting and YOUR stupid hes not acting stupid you are im his # 1 fan

[TheHoneysuckle90]

@KennyGkienan *You're* not your....dummy.And w.e!

[narutoisthegayest]

His*

[narutoisthegayest]

He has ovaries... I guess hi brain isn't tha only thing that came out wrong

[BrianMalone89]

this is my favorite video

[rabk294]

It's good to know I'm not the only guy with ovaries. Phew. I thought I was the only guy in history to have blood run out of my mangina.

[DoubleDeluxe4]

The guy is acting, calm the fuck down...

[lukersrocksV2]

@DoubleDeluxe4 sure.....

[jkjk2u]

ovaries? throwing up your heart? what kind of crack is this kid on? O-o

[lukersrocksV2]

@jkjk2u who knows?

[lovejoyboy12]

ur not funny at all :/ ur thick and retarded

[supermoocow2]

ovaries... lol.. maybe the puking is becuz ur egg-o is preg-o.. but maybe you threw up ur fetus

[DreamOnM8]

wow, are you a new breed of humankind? ovaries on a man - or boy - is pretty rad.

[gummybeargirl97]

i thought only girls had ovaries.....

[lukersrocksV2]

@gummybeargirl97 apparently not.

[plebe888]

dude you have sooo much drama but your funny

[narutoisthegayest]

He has ovaries

Nice

[johnny10lev]

not any more lol threw them up

[agskater1914]

Hey if you dont mind me asking

I was seriously wondering if you have any kind of disorder?

[taconic01235]

ovaries are part of the female reproductive system...

[subhumanmaster]

how was you almost dying bad news well it is for us because we were so close

just kidding!!! it would be bad news if you were dying

[electronfun]

???

[Sipeari]

You have ovaries

[Nog64]

you look like Robin Williams lol

[tocoolfory]

@BOXMAN2 i agree 2

[tocoolfory]

this is so stupid u cant throw up your hart

[SPARTANN09]

Now, this is the first video I've seen of the guy, but from what I've seen, he just seems like an extremely strange and mentally handicapped person... But nothing that really projects any hate in me.

Anyone wanna fill me in as to why we hate this guy?

[ChewyLampShade]

Most people hate him because they don't realize he is handicapped. Yes I know you have to be pretty stupid to not notice that but I guess that is how some people are.

[moarwade]

He's not ACTUALLY handicapped. He's an actor.

[theeggsandwhich]

i love dax

[whimsicalpeanuts]

its adrian mole!

[cunninggnomefoo]

@infoboy1111 fuck off

[cunninggnomefoo]

your a fucking pussy dax your jokes suck and i hope you choke on your own spit and die on webcam so i can watch

[Infoboy1111]

@cunninggnomefoo

get a life.

[trivium7098]

WTF>>>>>> IS HE A GUY

[ChewyLampShade]

LOL he threw up his OVARIES? That explains alot...

[barky245]

um... you cant throw up any organs, you probably threw up undigested food or something...

[jamielocke]

either this kid is a comical genius or has severe social inablities , either way this is pure gold

[mrtwa1234]

@Jamielocke

That was probly the most Mature and Real comment i've seen

[moarwade]

@jamielocke

Comical genius. Emphasis on genius.

Hell, emphasis on comical, too. :)

[bennymoose123]

wow your retarded dont even know what organs you have fucktard

[TXxPumpkinHeadxXT]

Mustaches are made of hair

[jamespferrell]

men have testicles women have ovaries

[69natedawg]

dax dudes have testicles and women have ovaries...have you learned about that kinda stuff?

[ohmyjesus1]

Dax hun, Only us women have Ovaries. :) :DDD It is true.

[DuDaX]

Let me show how I handle this: You are an idiot.

[Cityside90]

ovaries yeoooooo!

[Jonasan]

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[ellish312]

dax, only girls have ovaries,( i am being mature)guys have something else

[fladoodlefan]

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[puppystomper324]

dose he only know only women have overies XD

[narutolover8]

Oh my you threw up your overies guess you cant get pregnant anymore or have your period betcha gonna miss that

[mrgametube1]

@narutolover8 haha good one!

[NightCrawlerKV]

you can't through up your heart. your heart is on the left side of your chest.

[hairsprayfanatic101]

dax. She was really making fun of you.

[MackisRad]

I am worried that you threw up ovaries.. and you are a boy.

[becausimcoollikethat]

srsly is he actually like this ?

or is this just his youtube persona

[MackisRad]

It's a youtube persona! Some videos prove it. Certain things he does gives it away.

[DuDaX]

Like what? I'm curious :P

[MikiiMurder]

i'd just like to point out that guys don't have ovaries... just saying

and you can't throw up your heart

[agges]

We are talking about Dax here though :P

[MikiiMurder]

good point

:)

[puppystomper324]

is he a guys DUN DUN DUH

[subhumanmaster]

"you can remove your mature cap, no stay respectful and mature" lol

[BaileyBugg1]

Ugh kinda sounds like a stomach virus (lol yes i get the joke Under the sleet)

[5U64RC4K35]

i ROFL'd at "I threw up some of my ovaries" xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[IrishLass95]

HAH! im 14

youve been PWNED

vvvvv

[moarwade]

@IrishLass95

Sadly, all the pwnage in the world won't make you less of a douche.

[brianbora1]

im 11

[pokemon3116]

bitch shut up im 11

[YouPlayin]

With anyone that has a name of pokemon3116 Must be younger than 11.

[DarkJojobobba]

sönkkö

[yourreadingthisfast]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[RSClassicAngel]

fucking tard

[puppystomper324]

HA lol

[ChriyR]

Ovaries WTF ?????

[AquariaSpirit]

Ovaries are female reproductive organs.

[Lacey2377]

bahahahahha, OVARIES.

[JordanYippee]

ovaries are for girls..

[ThallesNinja]

Fuck you, I'm a dragon

[mynameisjjjm]

This is so funny i love ur acting ur so funny in the station too :D

[FrilledSword]

guys dont have ovaries bud..?

[zacharyhellman]

you are a fucking faggit tranny

[sanman312]

he is acting, he is acting, he is acting, he is acting, he is acting!!! how many times do we have to say it, damn you people leaving idiotic comments are retarded