HALF LIFE 2 MOVIE: The Resistance, episode 2

[LastCynicStanding]

Scientists have discovered that taking an awesome premise and crapping all over it with bad acting and effects is where trolls come from.

I went to the doctor and he told me there was nothing he could do. He said that the video I watched must have been such shit that there was no cure for my trollness.

So when I say you suck it is all your fault!!!

[Waywardson256]

@LastCynicStanding Agreed on bad acting and effects. Rather silly wasn't it? I mean, I was only 15.

I'm 20 now. I work for motion pictures. I'm lead animator on a fairly large project. Wanna know why? Because I tried and failed. This video is, in my opinion, is exactly as you described it. But I learned from it. I made myself better. And I landed jobs because of these mistakes.

True, this video isn't the best, but it definitely helped me.

Also, I hope that you find a cure. It might be terminal.

[LastCynicStanding]

@Waywardson256 You work for motion pictures?

Also you hope I find a cure?

It is a good thing that there are no literary requirements for this quantity of motion pictures that employs you. Also do not get me wrong. I understand the creative process and this is why I can not watch TV anymore.

I am thrilled that the next time I see some crap on film I can say 'Hey I know that guy!'.

[LastCynicStanding]

@Waywardson256 Also it is not funny to make fun of the social disease I have contracted from you video. Do you even realize how tough it is to live with the urge to poke fun at things people make for no reason whatsoever?

It is some kind of hell, let me tell ya.

[Luka1180]

@Waywardson256 And that is why people should adore these things. Like they could make it themself haha, I mean before makin' ANYTHING ELSE. You rock dude, I would love to make some stuff and vids together with you :P Die trolls.

[LegoLikeDaBlocks24]

@LastCynicStanding hey your entitled to your opinion but you atleast dont have to be a dick. sorry bout him dan.

[LastCynicStanding]

@LegoLikeDaBlocks24 Why are you apologizing for me like this is your house or something?

I take shit over the crappy demos I upload all the time. This is why I improve. I thought I would just give some back. Crybabies never learn anything. If I knew you all wore panties then I would not have wasted the time.

Also I would rather be a dick than a douche.

Finally the doctor gave me a note saying I could troll this video so bite me.

[LegoLikeDaBlocks24]

i have a step by step program thaat might help you become less trolly.

1. Get Off Your Computer

2. Realize You Are Usless To This World

3. Hang Yourself.

hope this helped - sincerely- LegoLikeDaBlocks24

p.s

[LastCynicStanding]

@LegoLikeDaBlocks24 Well it did help solidify my opinion of you that you do nothing but parrot stupid bullshit you heard from other morons.

You are just another fucking crybaby going around telling people to kill themselves. There is no denying it now. You simply have to be a total douche to say some shit like hang yourself. That is something a sheltered suburban shit head would say.

You perspire douche.

[LastCynicStanding]

@LegoLikeDaBlocks24 So what exactly is your plan anyhow?

You plan on standing up for someone that can stand up for themselves by doing what exactly? Out trolling me? You gonna teach me a troll lesson or two?

[LastCynicStanding]

@LegoLikeDaBlocks24 Buster.... You spamming spamming my mail box with childish insults about my family?

Seriously????

I knew you were a baby but ...... that is pathetic.

I guess I was right. Your only plan is to show me who is boss by attempting to insult me. Poor little guy. You just can not seem to come up with an insult. You just keep swinging though and maybe one day you will repeat something that someone said to you that made you cry and it might affect your target.

[LegoLikeDaBlocks24]

@LastCynicStanding for christ sake man im gona stop now but god damn you r fucking annoying. you are suck a ... you know what. im not even gona waste the energy typing an insult. this is over. you have won.

[LastCynicStanding]

@LegoLikeDaBlocks24 I had no idea there was a contest. Honestly you have not typed an insult yet. You typed that you thought my parents hated me and that I should kill myself. That is not insulting. It is just stupid.

Frankly you are welcome for the opportunity for self evaluation. Next time maybe you will properly evaluate a situation before making an ass out of yourself.

[LegoLikeDaBlocks24]

@LastCynicStanding I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high. so shut the fuck up

[LastCynicStanding]

@LegoLikeDaBlocks24 mhmm....

So you are back to trying to repeat stupid shit you have heard with the hopes of finding a nerve? It is not going to work and you are just going to look stupid again.....but

As long as you brought up age I will give you a hint. My friend has a five year old. Some times the 5 year old and his friends will make fun of us adults. They say things like 'poop head' and think they got ya.

It is kinda like watching you try.

[LastCynicStanding]

@LegoLikeDaBlocks24 Actually I am going to quit responding to you. You do not seem smart enough to sum this up so I will do it for you.

I trolled this video because it is dreadful. The poster agrees and moreover seems aware that you can not make a masterpiece without a mountain of crap. The poster hit right back and does not need defending. Also you do not seems to even be involved with the project and yet you can not laugh at it so ... whatever guy.

[balsto652]

pleas make more of this and portal its epic

[kristiankultakristi]

Combines are aliens too! Watch it at wikipedia!

[kristiankultakristi]

I want Half-life movie to TV!

[Pirate92a]

So I have decided that you need to hurry up and make more...

[7525727]

4:04 Toyota, 4:11 back to Dodge??

Was that the easter egg??

[TornadoATP]

It is good just needs better acting....

[SuperiFox]

Your stuff is good, just use better motion tracking..

[supernalyd3]

Dude, could you please send me the link for all of those half life models?!?

[cenegafuck00]

good video, but city 17 is not in USA

[flam980]

i think i head the zombies say i like babies

[Holyworms]

YOUR NOT GORDON FREE MAN!!!!! HES AN IMPOSTER!!!

[BrianBear24]

@Waywardson256 wuts the %tige of how much done till it comes out?

[browneps]

YAAAAAAAAAAABBA MY IIIIIICIIIING

[rockingheadbangers]

effects were amazing but the filming made it look really unprofessional! you should have recorded over the sound to get rid of the wind on the mic! still the effects were the main part here so well done!

[TempestFX]

You need a mic, and something to cover it. The wind in this really ruins the mood.

[MrMrUm]

wow the acting is terrible

[juangomeztwodamax]

wow this is really awesome dude, keep it up

[FigPeach1]

plz plz plz plz tell me how you do this plzzzzzzz plzzzzzz ur vids are so awsome

[FigPeach1]

i lovvveee these

[morgankim96]

BIG improvement from the last one in my opinion. I hope to see more :D

[RandomMakingMovies]

Im only got like 500 subs, and u got 8000, and im MUCH better doing videos than u :/

[Renax111]

LOOL

[rpgsolider]

4:12

OMG GORDON!

YOU DID IT! JESYUS!

WHA YOUR A TRUE MAN

hmm..

you should whack it with the crowbar just in case.

[nutnurse4u]

his last comment 11 months ago

[AdrianDeer]

4:33 cute <3 5:28 AWESOME :D

[NFLBOLT]

Commmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooooo­oonnnnnn make another!

[MinecraftAssassins]

do a tut on the zombies and stuff!!!!

[Sikeman214]

@MinecraftAssassins lol ur stupid, he has one, search up tracking

[MinecraftAssassins]

@InteractiveKiller hes said hes making episode 3 just watch the hhunter test vid of his

[MinecraftAssassins]

Youve reaky stepped ur editing up a notch

[csmapper58]

hey, I found the easter egg ! at 4:10 to 4:12 you show a different car (the inside).

[unrealxplicit]

i loled when he fell

[MafiaSk8r97399]

WHOA!

The zombies said you had their ice cream.

Why didn't you give it to them...?

Greedy Bastards.

[TheBiblemen]

3:05 dodge commercial

[lanceshizzyy]

ok grenade would not kill all this crap so easily

[kittyburger000]

lol this was pretty bad.

[jak11356]

Waiting for next episode

[MolotovN]

this is the deffinition of Machinima.

[DarklFlight]

Strange... The girl appears to be able to shoot like Gordon Freeman... This raises questions...

[ahumpedgoblin]

not making the next one are you? its been a year

[ZionandDomNation]

3:53 "40 ^ USA SLATER"

[NOTSEWEDAW]

i dont konw why ou are doing portal dont you know the cake is a lie

[smatteringofapplause]

6:05

Zombie: "Drive, drive, drive!"

[Kopust1237]

so uhh.. episode 3? :D

[CebuLips9]

It's been over a year. Are you still working on it or not?

[gruntunit2]

Why the headcrabs look cute when they aren´t eating??

[gruntunit2]

I lol´d when you splated those combines XD

[Rookeyy99]

@SneakyKid Thats how they sound

[Rookeyy99]

Lol, dont you just hate random piles of rock on the floor :)

Best thing i've ever seen

[Tormundellis]

Oh. My. God. That is the awsomest thing I've seen in a LONG time. Good footage, good music, sound, and FX. Spot on EPIC.

[dragoontom4]

When you import your 3d animation into after effects try use an effect called "Remove Colour Matting" that way you can get rid of the white outline around your monsters. Other than that AWSOME

[halo2party]

Perhaps you two should... Repopulate...?

[sammerchiz1]

@halo2party ^_^

[BlndrAnim8r]

you should have worked some on the models and at least made them look a little higher poly-count and will there be an ep.3?

[speedmasterx19]

lol look whos optomistic now i love that line

[principealverto]

the effects are awesome, i like the flying thig, that looks nice. great job

[floodgulch2]

i want that spas

[MoviesAndTuts]

@floodgulch2 lol i think everybody wants his weapons/props

[kiddinn95]

(yawns) ahh...WTF WHERES MY CAR?!?

[Momo66342]

You should do an After Effects Complete guide just like Andrew Kramer did. I would love it. Can you do it?

[theclaw160]

it would be great to see a you vs g-man vs glados and possibly your dead bro XD

[ROBLOXisthebestparas]

i like this but there was a fail! when you took the car. it had dodge logo on its steering wheel but when the gunship was destroyed and you could see the steering wheel, it had toyota logo! XD

[markhuisking]

make a garrys mod thing

[videogamer1010]

what r the zombies saying

[MoviesAndTuts]

@videogamer1010 my icing

[wgmaejnj]

Is that shotgun airsoft? :o

[patemansmith1]

i would pay 80$ for teh shotgun :P

[garrash6]

man great series and please continue it the only thing that made me laugh was my 5-year-old bro thought it was real

[Wildfighter120]

FX was awesome. but your acting could use serious work my friend. I'm still impressed beyond belief though. The HL2 shotgun was flawlessly replicated, so was the smg and handgun. But seriously, just cause it's an effects-driven event film doesn't mean acting isn't essential.

[RubenDelight]

that was pretty good! but and external mic is probably a good investment:P audio levels are too low some times, other than that, pretty sweet:3

[TheProdigyFX]

where did u get the 3d models?

[iJunkizz]

@TheProdigyFX

probably rip them out the game

[iJunkizz]

@TheProdigyFX

and rigged them ( applying skeletons so they can move joints etc. )

[jep0rox]

HOW CAN GLaDOS DO ALL THIS but I love your FX vids

[clamb147]

Lol, I like the part with your dad.

[zeusremix]

I spotted the easter egg and an error, the first one was the car being a dodge and toyota at the same time, the error was at the end you mispelled corporation, you spelled coporation :) Altought That was an Impressive movie and impressing visual effects! Keep up the good work! and add more char nest time

[blader09111]

i swear the zombies say "Yabba! My icing!"

[patemansmith1]

can i get a tutorial on the shotgun plz?

[TheUtkirbek]

how toyota sign change into dodge?

[CebuLips9]

How do you make it so that it says series next to the video?

[ChickenboneQuinto9]

i like how you grab the dead body and drop him on the ground

[coolroblox09]

lol zombie sounds made me laugh so hard!

XD

[infernai]

Neat Episode, looking forward to seeing how things progress with this.

[Waywardson256]

@Jacek2144Media Made it myself :D

[kiddinn95]

What happened to GLaDOS

[fnelck]

ware = you crapediegune

[LieutenantRice]

Lol, and I thought the girls were supposed to bitch xD

[777iZoR777]

isnt the combine there to protect humans from zombies??

[WeirdoHairdoStuds]

wow... aliens cant break car door, but humans can... theyr stupid:D nice movie, i enjoyed it

[Headcrabman99]

AMAZING

[nickpengu]

I think i found the easter egg :/

I think it was the thing on the road at 3:53

[ChaaozZ]

this needs more views! awesome work, this must have taken ages!

[tubefreak122]

@ChaaozZ im sorry but all the author's videos suck ass. it clearly is used simply a green board and the potential to do movies is much bigger then this. this simply is a poor use of those

[thebigfly124]

How did you film the car at 3:12? In the boot of another car?

[wightknight121]

how did you do the zombies because i realy need to know by 2 days please help

[Investagator2121]

Whatever happened to ep3?

This is just like Valve; ep3 never comes out.

[Waywardson256]

@Investagator2121 Just like Valve, I'm still working on it. Script is basically done. Location scouting right now.

[iGameMiM]

@Investagator2121 HL3 is gonna com out in this year-.'

[Twister980]

@Investagator2121 Ep 3 is coming out after Portal 2, that's all I know. (Sadly.)

[sajirobert]

Toyota and Dodge at the same time. :P

[OhMyGmod]

This is the best use of Adobe AE in the entire YouTube community! I would apsolytely love to see more of it. But, 2 questions:

Should I get AE?

How is this done???????(Don't answer this one)

[megacaviagek]

Why does zombee's allways need icing's? ;p

[LegoTween98]

you did a grate job.

[hotdog2449]

how did you got that shotgun? it looks JUST like the one in half life 2

[camtheman]

did you say riverside? as in the inland empire?

[TrakMiro]

what kind of shotgun is that anyway? it looks just like the one form hl2

[windowssucks101]

@TrakMiro it's a spas 12

[TheAwesomeDude107]

update...... L4D takes place in pensylveina

[DanTheNextSpielberg]

YABBA MY ICING!

[ProphetofShadows]

uhh i have a question is this a separate story line or just a prelude to Portal EP5

[striker543211]

Awesome Vid Man..

[gordonfreemannr2]

A lot better than episode 1 :D Good job!

[DainCorporation]

zombie:I like you baby!

XD

[Kn1ghtDrag0n]

This ones better than the first. Just saying. :)

[mariopwns123]

your character should meet gordan freeman that would be epic

[drumkids09]

haha if that was ur dad dude tell him he's awesome!

[lolexiss]

Will you create a new episode?

[SonicFan535]

I think i was the first one that actually found the easter egg :D

[Killerman2464]

He didnt close the door at 1:43

[TheMrsio123]

@Killerman2464 haha :Dfunny

[HabboAxel]

I think i found it,Watch at 3:31 the back of the car,see? Chaparral

[Runeman4678]

@HabboAxel He said what it was,

at 4:02 - It's a Toyota.

And at 4:10 - It's a Dodge

The steering wheel.

[Lyscko]

4: 39 the white thing next to the headcrabs

[randomkid756]

Is it The When he riverside from l4d?

[naruto56666]

You say theres an easter egg blarg i keep re-waching this and looking for a lamda symbol everywere D:

[STALKER1986ful]

What this Programe

[Morgalator]

come on wats the easter egg????

[kokis55]

wheres easter egg lol

[sana472]

where is the easter egg?

[camster98thegreat]

poor zombie things at 6:02... they were crying...why must...evil things...die so young?

[dcsfilmproductions]

wait why were you green screened in at 3:31

[almostwindowsx7]

Hey is this the easter egg? you found a car and when it started you didnt close the door but it was closed anyway

[camster98thegreat]

just a question... In the portal episodes, GLaDOS did not die. Is he gonna be in the half life videos?

[Waywardson256]

Maybe she will be :D

[camster98thegreat]

Hmmm... I wonder if you will end up fighting her...

[greatpapercraft2008]

hey, I am a HUGE fan, and I was wondering, HOW DO YOU MAKE THESE FILMS?! you are awesome at it!!! (P.S. how did you get the portal storm in there? that was awesome as well. XD )

[masterranger1995]

@Waywardson256 *insert dun dun dun here*

[hlproductions1995]

COOL VIDEO

[MrSirBobTheGreat]

Somehow, I always get directed to your videos once and a while.. And I find it hard to believe your still having trouble breaking the 10,000 view barrier. Your really good with After effects and camera work.

[Daimenes]

CREATE EPISODE 3 PLIS

[Waywardson256]

Its underway :D

[Halflifefan101]

I know the easter egg!!!! fairfield and riverside are both cities in left 4 dead!!!!

[Waywardson256]

Actually they are not the easter eggs, but you are right they are in L4D. It just so happens that Fairfield and Riverside are real cities in So-Cal :D

[clarinutty99]

So naturally left 4 dead takes place in So-cal?

[Waywardson256]

Oh I don't think it does. I'm sure there are thousands of other cities named that, that's not what I was implying. I think its just coincidence.

[POTVIN121]

l4d takes place in pennsylvania

[marreiros7]

Just awesome!!!!

Can't wait 'til the next one!!!

Great effects!!

[Iamyou64]

Second comment because otherwise it went over the character limit.

Nice movie though, what happened to the Portal Gun? I would've thought it would be the most useful thing, especially for getting around or escaping (although i do suppose sleeping in a car is probably better than sleeping outside)

[Iamyou64]

Found a genuine problem.

During the 7 hour war, they didn't have Combine Soldiers. It would've just been synths like gunships and striders, along with advisors. They didn't have transhuman soldiers until long after. Also, I remember you had a chopper in the first episode, those came like 17 years after the 7 hour war, as they were based off human technology and only made recently at the time of HL2.

[linksfood]

i found a problem with the series, the combine didn't show up right away with the portals at the 7 hour war. they were just attracted to it probably because they had vortigaunts at xen. it was only aliens from xen that showed up at first. that's only a small problem though

[Waywardson256]

Yes the aliens do show up first. Thats the first Half Life. But a year later the combine found earth, and that was the 7 Hours War.

[linksfood]

yes, but i thought i saw the combine coming out of the portals. i thought it was just the creatures from xen coming out of them. but you had combine slaves

[Waywardson256]

Na they come through the super portals. In episode 2 that portal was what the combine where going to use to get more combine to earth.

Wow I feel like a total nerd because I know that...

[linksfood]

i guess i kinda see what ur saying, that huge one was the super portal like they tried to bomb in ep. 2. i think

[TwinproProductions]

what camera do u use?

[jazzer2126]

ue vids are sick

[arashogfar]

I LOVE ALL YOUR MOVIES

[Tagmannnn]

Teh zombies love saying help meh!

[BrachtProductions]

your great ,, i want more tuturiols from you !! ;)

[unkownsoliderofpie]

Were'd you get the shot gun and SMG

[poopertan]

soldiers

[KaddishBrother45]

Even Better. There was a Toyota steering wheel in a dodge at 4:04. And is the easter egg at 2:42? If it is, you should have used Black Mesa.