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  • NO ONE FUCKS WITH MY VODA! DIE YOU COWARD! PEW PEW

  • Nah actually nothing too special. Red Army COs main task was to shoot their soldiers pretty much 24/7. At least 500,000 RKKA soldiers were shot by their own men during WWII. Definitely an army worth fighting in and for ...

  • @The0neEvil The 500,000 were cowards and turned there back to the enemy they deserve every bullet they got for betraying mother Russia

  • @ShovelHorse So those evacing the wounded, those shot by drunken officers & those with tactical sense for trying to flank MG posts rather than run blindly at them are cowards?

  • @AccurateMrC Yes

  • @ShovelHorse

    Wow, I really hope you NEVER get into a position of authority. TBH, you can't pass any form of judgement on these men unless you've done it yourself. If you were put into a position of a choice between blindly rushing an MG nest or to flank it and engage the gunner from sufficient cover, I know which option I would pick.

    I also love the fact you consider medical personell cowards, when 99% of them go into major combat zones & out into hostile fire unarmed...

  • @AccurateMrC The Russians had manpower and used it very well mass assaults at German positions saved Stalingrad

  • @ShovelHorse 'used it very well?' By soaking wave after wave of men into machine-guns, losing your manufacturing plant on rifles that realisitically never got fired, and man hours of training?

    Russian infantry tactics of WW2 were a lot more complicated than what you think. Where possible, infantry commanders actively tried to avoid the suicide rush against German guns because they knew the futility of the exercise. However, the NKVD, being the nutjobs they were, thought otherwise.

  • A perfect example why you shoud learn from other peoples mistakes, NOT from yours; that is in this case shooting a Russian CO's vodka bottle.

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  • Wow, I wonder what crime the bear did, to be hanged and shot at.

  • back when cod was fun!

  • They do not mess around there. Especially in the years of the German invasion.

  • thats not a easter egg

  • wat's up with cod and teddy bears

  • In Soviet Russia they shot 'em selves

  • Coward???

    

  • @KyleMcCloudSr learn english

  • @MrBoringxD He called him a coward for disobeying his order...HE NEEDS TO LEARN ENGLISH!

  • Lol, as soon as he shoots what i think is a vodka bottle, the guy shoots him.

  • lol imagine the message to the family... "im sorry, your husband was killed because HE DID NOT SHOOT THE TEDDY BEAR!!!"

  • @SwiftBladeHD LOL

  • Lol i wonder what all the others are thinking when he shoots him.

  • Wow, I never knew about this. XD

    I love how he calls you a traitor or a coward, even though you were technically, at least shooting at something.

  • Ooooh now i get it...You shot his vodka

  • Next he'll ask me to throw potatos PFFT! Yeah right! Thats so stupid I dont even think he'll make us do it.

  • shoots commanders vodka bottle "DIE YOU COWARD" lol

  • NIET I SAID SHOOT THE TEDDY BEAR!

  • all over a teddy bear

  • @TheGreatC0mmie um yes I did read your comment and NO the teddy bears did not start off from a IW worker's daughter dying who liked teddy bears.

  • @TheGreatC0mmie no that was in MW2 it has NOTHING to do with DAUGHTERS DYING FFS

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Haha that was the funniest cod glitch I have ever seen...

  • They're cowards by shooting teddy bears... ;(

  • Teddy bears... Everywhere.

  • LOL

  • @NovemberZuluCharlie He is referring to the fact how soviets shot their own troops if they disobeyed.

  • its not easter egg if u dont do anything u die or if u dont do stuff right u die

  • wtf that is the same teddy in zombies i know they were planning the zombie shit for years, but alway back in 2002???? shit maybe the hole cod story is about the zombie thingy magigi

  • @qwert747 the teddys are in every call of duty not just zombies inall campaigns and in some multiplayer maps

  • *Shooting the plates*

    =Commissar's Patience Lv. 10

    *Still shooting the plates*

    =Commissar's Patience Lv. 6

    *reloads*

    =Commissar's Patience Lv. 4

    *still shooting the plates and helmets*

    *shoots vodka bottle*

    = Commissar's Rage Lv. over 9000

  • am i the only one who though the TEDDY BEAR shot him at first?

  • In Russia Teddy bear not shoot man

  • In America, stupid soviet russia doing something to you jokes laugh at you!

  • @UnsungHero64 actually its legal to do the same thing in the US military. its called cowardice and treason

  • @GoRdirty30jd

    So it's legal to kill someone cuz they don't wanna die horribly? What the fuck is wrong with the US military....

  • @Shuttheheckup735 actually thats any military. cowardice is considered treason. and treason is punishable by death. if they didnt want to possibly die a horrible death then they shouldnt have joined in the first place. any position in the military can be dangerous. if you cant hack it and dont have the balls to face death then dont sign up, common sense

  • Shooting plates and helmets at a longer distance is mutch better then shooting a teddy bear. And bears are limited, so he might just be caring.

  • In America you shoot Russian

  • Soviet Russia jokes do not apply.

  • In Soviet Russia, You kill Commisar

  • @iEatYourSandviches Hahahaah xD you made my day ;p

  • Note to self. Always listen to Russians

  • ITS CALL OF DUTY 2 END OF IT!

  • I dont remember this mission ...

  • @HackerAndBootSniffer Its the very first one in the game, red army training.

  • @lancasterjr No...I have this game for the PC, it's united offensive...

  • @HackerAndBootSniffer No its not, its call of duty 2

  • @lancasterjr United Offensive IS the second call of duty.

  • @HackerAndBootSniffer United Offensive is an expansion pack, and I know I have that one too, and you dont even play as the russians during the winter, you play through the battle of the bulge and up into the German invasion of Russia. This game clearly takes place during the winter war. Also, the graphics in this video are clearly better than those in United Offensive.

  • @lancasterjr both of you shut up NOW

  • @peterparqua u mad?

  • @HackerAndBootSniffer nooooooooooooooooooo its a fucking expansion pack too cod 1

  • @HackerAndBootSniffer its cod 2 idiot i have united offensive two

  • @HackerAndBootSniffer ITS CALL OF DUTY 2 MORON

  • in soviet russia u dont fire the gun the gun fires U

  • @cogginsc70 this was before nazi zombies was even thought up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WHICH COD IS THAT

  • @camman2117 Call of duty 2 really fun!

  • @camman2117 is CoD 3

  • @xXSHEFTXx666 No, its COD 2, the good one.

  • Wait... Vasili? isnt that the name of a sniper in the movie : Enemys at the Gate?

  • @MrSchneidili yes

  • I thought you won teddy bears at the carnival, not shoot them :'(

  • 'SHOOT SOME SHIT, WIN A TEDDY BEAR"

  • Lololololololllololol

  • Lol

    

  • It makes sense because it is a sign that you like the Teddy bear

  • Cod2 ftw da?

  • @WRSvideos i thot this was cod 1

  • that is what you get for ahooting the wodka

  • fucking allies!

  • what console is this for?

  • @MrThewowplayer xbox 360 and pc

  • pedobear.

  • the russians sure liked friendly fire no stop that u r so annoying ah what the heck die aaaaaaaaaaaa bobobmadfia sdfas

  • LOL. That's what happens when you shoot a Russian's vodka.

  • Oh Wow! LMAO XD

  • Damn russians.....

  • "SHOOT THE GODDAMN TEDDY BEAR OR YOU'RE GONNA GET TEDDY BEAR IN EVERY RANDOM WEAPON BOX ON NAZI ZOMBIES!!"

  • lol

  • I didn't know this but I laughed so hard when you shot his bottle of vodka XD

  • Pfffffffhahhhahahahahahaha

  • Wtf this isn't on the PC version!!!.. Unless this is united offensive.

  • @XsNiPeRPi3z Its Call of Duty 2

  • @lancasterjr Ohhhhh okay thanks.

  • @lancasterjr LOL Funny Easter Egg

  • @XsNiPeRPi3z Yes It is, I tried it and it works. (Before I watched any of these videos :) ) United Offensive would never have better graphics quality than Call of Duty 2.

  • it doesnt make sense

    world of warcraft so i guess im a coward for not shooting teddy bears

  • you shoot his wiskey!!!

  • why kill a bear why not a monkey or a nazi

  • If only he did shoot the fuckin Teddy Bear, Nazi Zombies would be a hell of allot easier

  • In Soviet Russia bear shoot you.

  • @20tifer it true da

  • @jonmarter simple comments work best.

  • wow thats some hard ass training...if you dont shoot a teddy bear they shoot you

  • o lolololololol

    You did the right thing not shooting the bears for their golden cousins who descended from heaven will hunt you down like . . . like . . . how heavenly, golden, cousin, teddy bears would, and for your good deeds they will not hunt you, but instead will escort you to heaven. Congratulations!

  • Ps. The teddy bears.

  • So there was some clues about zombie maps alredy in call of duty 2!

  • EN SOVEAT RUSSA, TEDDY BEARS SHOOT AT YOU!

  • @miller4312 in Soviet Russia teddy bears are ta rulers!

  • HE IS A COWARD CUS HE DIDNT KILLK A BEAR

  • holy shit why does he HAVE to shoot the teddy bear, i think he was proving his accuracy just fine on the plates and bottles. i think that guys got something against teddy bears.

  • @sgtsnakeeyes11 Maybe he got raped by a teddy bear when he was a kid?

  • holy shit! those teddies have golden camoflague! RUN! RUN FAST! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • hahaha

    

  • BUT I LIKE THE TEDDY BEAAAAARRSSS!!!!!!!

  • @XLlamaWolfieX but what about nazi zombie teddy bears?

  • Thats not really an easter egg though...

  • Animal Rights Protest Fail.

  • Right, because if you don't shoot the teddy, you're a coward who deserves death.

  • I SED SHOOT DEH TEDDYBUR

  • thts screwd up

  • wahhahaha this was awesome xDD

  • Russians are overprotective of shooting teddy bears (insert sarcasm)

  • you suck.

  • you suck

  • isnt "die you coward" a line from team fortres 2?

  • dIE you coward!!!

  • THIS HAPPED TO ME WHEN I PLAYED

  • Josef Stalins younger brother, Joseph Stalin.

  • Why this game sucked!

  • Yeah, so technically he didn't want to shoot them because they could be bombs! THATS WHY THEY GLOW!! :D

  • "SORRY. I DONT SPEAK DICK."

  • @lolcat2123 I don't speak furry XDDDD

  • @lancasterjr I love you too.

  • @lolcat2123 aww

  • @lancasterjr Let's make out.

  • @lolcat2123 Right here? in front of everyone? Lets do it.

  • @lancasterjr Hawttt....

  • @lancasterjr can i join....

  • @gigaty123 Why not?

  • @lancasterjr YAY!!!!

  • lol, i already know this one

  • you coward!

  • lol nice 1 he's a bit of a cry baby when he dont get his own way

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • in soviet russia teddy bear glow you

  • which CoD is this?

  • LMFAO!

  • HAHAHA i love how he gets shot right when Vasili shoots the Vodka Bottle

  • lolol I liek how he says teddy bear

  • in any other countries you need to shoot glass bottles and helmets but ONLY in soviet russia you need to shoot teddy bears

  • what call of duty is that on one?

  • @RTT95 Call of Duty 2

  • In der riese if you have a mod you can jump out of the map and near the tompson when you open the first door jump over that and there will be a teddy bear

  • how is this an easter egg?

    id rather throw potatoes at him thats funnier

  • You took it too far when you shot his alchahol

  • yo i remember that...i did it when i first got cod 2

  • glowing TIDDIES

  • is a nazi!its a pet!its a nazi pet!!! 20 dollar plus shipping and handling.

  • vasili: umad?

  • If you do that with god mode on he cant kill you and his gun floats in mid air

    it sooooooooooo funny

  • @xboxrulez12 it is not stupid. You say that just because your a fat gamer. The military does not have paitence to mess around. If you do that when the Sgt. sees you, your in hell of a big trouble man. Especially soviet Russia.

  • dude...im fucking dying over here.. haha awesome

  • Hahaha

  • lmafo soo funny

  • Why shoot the china plates when you can kill Teddy bears

  • hahahahahaha shoot the teddy bear :D

  • TEDDY NAZIS!!!!1