shark eating ex boyfriend

[crepto1310]

the seal: FUCK I WAS ONELY IN FOR THE ACTION AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

[143codysimpsonizers]

I SEE WHY YOU DUMPED HIM. NOBODY LIKES DATING SEALS ANYMORE

[shakiragurl18]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARE CAUSE IT WORK

[Fizzcakes99]

@MrDing999

On september 5th 2011,

An idiot named Mrding99 posted a dumb comment that encourages people to spam videos and not be killed by the "girl with no face" MrDing999 is a retard......

[textingqueen2000]

Um ok

[MrDing999]

On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

[T3aMRealz]

Navy Seal lol ....

[livy3ooo251]

atcully that is a real seal look closer. ;) loser!

lolz

[SuperNARWHALLOVER]

So your ex is a seal

[TheHaydz242]

It's not a real seal, It's a cut out, Shark experts use them for when they want to take a picture or a video of a shark breaching, If you don't believe me, Well, That's your problem.

[TheVanniLand]

epic.

[HikaruAttack]

Your Friends ex boyfriend was a fish?

[1zombiemaster]

FAKE

[otoniel300ji]

That was halirious

[kalargyi]

she meant the NAvy SEal but uploaded the wrong file, learn english u minority, lol, jk

[zalumofilms]

.... your ex boyfriend was a seal?

[gta4popper4]

dale:some one got some air!  brennan:SNAP! dale:still hate you. brennan:still hate you.

[superseceretninja01]

ok even though its a seal imagine it as the ex.....then it makes more sence

[MsMadelyn2]

who would enjoy it even if he didnt eat him

[Snowdue9584]

@&$! Seal

[TheParanoyz]

YOU STUPID THATS FROM DOCUMENTAL AND HE's EATING A SEAL!!!

[XxShOoTiNgBlAcKoPsXx]

ha the seal probably was glad that happened after it dated u!

[QuickScopeGamers4]

so ur saying ur friend was dating a seal hahahahahahhaaaaa



[Badger8989]

i hav a confession: im the otter the seal cheated on with

[spark9of9creation]

its not a seal its a foam board it was used by a tv program to show the strength of a great white

[dhbiza]

Its true. I was there. It was awesome

[creebutt1]

@dhbiza WOW! That is awesome! Congratulations! I hope that happens to my ex sometime....soon! I'll let you know.cuz that vid will be awesome as well! Wish me luck!

[Asefs2]

if that seal is your friend's ex then she must have been a mermaid at least

[abc11823]

Was the taper a seal?]

[matthew892000]

wow thats not your ex boyfriend



[weresmypants1]

@matthew892000  Good observation

[RaccoonWaffles]

Harsh...

[WiiPoop66]

Maybe the person who made this is a necrophile?

[TheMikachu117]

RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JohnWelsch]

You used to get fucked by a seal?

[srcbgirls]

thats kinda sad that you were dating a seal...........

[Awesomedude600]

This is soooo dump you think we cant tell thats a seal.

[pointlesstimekillers]

ur friend is desperate enough to date a seal?

[sweetgirl00002]

that waz a fake seal....cuz i saw this video thinq when they were playing it on shark week

[HomerSimpson111]

@tornadofan2803 l dont eaven think it was a real seal :P maby just one of those fake one

[JamesDownsJr]

Rubber seal, off the coast of South Africa. I watch a lot of shark week.

[RustfaceDUBSTEP]

@JamesDownsJr i thought it was a pladtic one

[owner363]

youre pathetic that you date a seal xD

[OffLikeARocket]

why isnt there any blood gushing out?

[TheHunebed]

who was dating a navy seal aslong if it was her ex, no problem navy seal or not.

[b3nnyth3j3t]

@tornadofan2803

maybe he was in the NAVY

get it? navy seal?

[ILoveToPkYou]

Soome people will do anything to get a date...

[xxXSkyPackXxx]

@tornadofan2803 Well, he could have been so ugly he looks like a seal.

[OddOnesAlways]

funny its a seal

[linlinz0908]

haha this is great

[linlinz0908]

haha this i great

[MrNammikarl]

flying sharks... we are all doomed

[99jessicat]

That must have been a fun boy friend, especially because he was a seal.

California barely have sharks.

Your weird.

Bye have a nice day!

[D1Gr8hansGraf]

So, your mechanic was right.  You blew a seal!!

[RubberBanditsfan1]

thumbs up if your watching this in 8080

[scottystorch]

oh so u broke up with a navy seal. big deal.

[killweb2]

Everybody knows it's a seal except you... The reason we know is because we get Uncanny valley when we see a fake human

[MegaSlapman]

3 words for ya "You a Skank"

[PoneeL0ver]

"Hope you enjoyed it as muchas i did" LOL niceee XD

[MizTickle]

what's the point in being a liar?! It's a good video, you don't need to sabatoge it with your stupidity. It's your ex-boyfriend, then your friend's ex-boyfriend... what, you think we're stupid too?? Can't tell a seal that has a tail from a human who has legs?! hell, I bet you didn't even take the video yourself! Fakeass.

[Gaara32412]

@MizTickle they didnt take the vid themselves..jeez lol

[Gotti242]

guys, did you ever stop to think that maybe a seal posted this video...

that would explain having an ex boyfreind that is a seal.

just saying..

[glowingthorn14]

o so ur x bf is a seal? great taste

[lolzination]

shark was the ex GF and she was getting revenge for watching coral in her reef

[madgamer2001]

dump

[BlackxBledxRose]

Lawl

[mrtaytohead]

Haha nice one

[chrisisoslod]

i dont know how a seal got to the computer,ohhh your super ugly you got yourselve a stupid seal boyfriend,i would you go out on a date with a seal

[eXoxViiRuZ]

ur a ass hole u bitch!!!

[TheBalikesirplaya10]

I have a shark in my garden

[marty536]

You're all dumb, that seal was clearly eating the shark!

[123youwilldie]

thats a seal

[JamesHodge94]

fat shark

[texhorn99]

PEOPLE DONT HAVE FINS

[texhorn99]

Thats a seal

[shaymin567]

thats a seal you dummy

[santaslittledude]

it is a seal fag



[galactusx2]

how do you know that the seal wasnt her ex boyfriend?

[edyoung44]

wow that seal must of cheated on that shark with a dolphin or something

[lollypopcheese45]

@edyoung44

yeah lol

[xshadynyc]

that is just a fucken seal

[treon123456]

SIT ON MY FACE SUNNYHONEYPIE....YOUR EX GOT A RAW DEAL...FIRST YOU GAVE HIM 'THE CLAP'...NOW THIS...YOU MAN KILLER!

[krabhole]

thats why i dont bathe in deep water O_O

[TEHGROUND]

So the sharks boyfriend must have gotten mad, thus eating and pooping out her boyfriend.

[CrimsonArrow96]

Female seals can post vids on you tube also you big fat jerks. She probably killed herself from all this bullying. LEAVE THE ANIMALS ALONE.

[LarkeSongs]

was he a Navy SEAL?

[sk8ergirl57180]

yeah you better go show 3 people and i bet 2 out of 3 of them will tell you its fake

[LisaMcvisaTV]

@sk8ergirl57180 I bet you four out of three will tell you it's fake.

the fourth person is me, who out of nowhere snuck up from behind.

[Grafight23]

was he your ex-boyfriend before the shark ate him?

[DaHaWaIIanboiz]

Dude...

That seal fucked the Shark up..

[Zacharysharkhazard]

your ex boyfriend. is a seal.

[kevbreezy16]

why would she say she enjoyed to watch it???? WTF

[lvanciel]

@tornadofan2803 a "NAVY" Seal maybe just kidding

[jctex1]

Sealfuckers!!

[DarksweedCOD]

ur friends ex had flippers?

[YogiRAWR]

Someone has issues

[b1nside]

The funny part is the tittle.

[arqueste]

wow that shark could play in the nba nice vertical jump

[Orcediafy]

@AmAmber98 no

[Nexuszord]

@sunnyhoneypie youre a monster, how can you enjoy a shark eating a seal? D: You mean creature. YOU SHOULD"VE GOT EATEN! NOT THE SEAL!

[SarahLovesCheese7509]

Lol this is fake u can tell! It's probably just a fish or something.

[JTfromSTL]

Your girlfriend is into beastiality... That's sick!

[Halomajestie209]

Was your friend a girl seal and her boyfriend was a seal? You enjoyed seeing your friends boyfriend die?!!!?!?!?!? YOU JUST WRONG!!!Yes I be trollin

[irynatheemu]

@tornadofan2803 LOL!!!

[mcrdude08]

Dont worry, He was cheating on you with the dolphin anyways

[jctex1]

@mcrdude08 hahahahahaha!

[Queenfanno]

Was it really your boyfriend?

[BotCodes]

Not even a seal, It was an episode on DC where they were studying "Flying Sharks" and what made them act like that. They used a Rubber, Flat outline on a seal.

[DarkEye1564]

what astupid and dumb video!!!!!!!!

[Lady23Hinata]

Well I can see why that is her ex HE'S A SEAL why would you go out with them all they like is art, that all talk about

[098Chaos]

Oh no wonder the seal is your ex boyfriend -_-

[RATMCU]

full crap

[TheRoyalPuppet]

this is a seal you moron! and not funny at all

[xjp8x]

FLAGGED FOR MISLEADING TEXT

[kingmoo107]

thats ball shit

[Zoeluv824]

Nice footage :)

[SuperNateclark]

Ugh its not a human or a seal its a fucking mexican mermaid man!!!!

[Agrael2001]

your ex boyfriend is a seal? you sure have a bad taste

[ikilledit111]

aww did u hate the boyfriend is he dead?

[pook1418]

@ikilledit111 You're retarded.

[RustyBlack100]

REALY A SEAL

[zwinkyluva]

Thats a seal from a movie!! I watched it..

[xXandyownageXx]

U boyfrien was grey skinned?

[Sideshowspike]

Your boyfriend had flippers? It looked like the corpse had flippers.

[AssaultPrototype07]

@savatone It's sarcasm, I think.

[AssaultPrototype07]

Your friend's ex didn't seem to taste that good. Look at the shark's expression. That does not look like a smile.

00:09

Guess trash doesn't taste so good. Haha.

[xxTheComingCurse]

Do a flip!

[Michelle5301977]

It was a damned seal , people ...geez !

[BisonSauvage]

Beautyfull...:)

[vxer1000]

Sharks eating a Happy Meal and it looks like he's happy.

[zavatone]

Boyfriend? It's eating a seal off of South Africa.

[annebelseagull]

Very funny

[zxcvbnmjfjf]

ah you wish that was your ex

[singletify]

*seal*

[PivotKid131]

Why Would You Go Out With A Seal.

[orooroorooro]

@PivotKid131 love is love

[TheSrserver]

@PivotKid131 some people just like to f*ck animals

[VGMEnix]

@PivotKid131 lmfao 

[DeathJay923]

@PivotKid131 lol same thought

[Carbon657]

@PivotKid131 Could be desperate

[Multifarious222]

Nature is awesome, and deadly if you tempt it.

[oBringMeTheDiscoCake]

I HAVE SEEN THE SHOW WITH THIS ON HERE ITS A SEAL!

[Replicasoul]

i saw the making of that video ! its was actually a piece of sponge type thing cut into a shape of a seal , so the shark would hit it at more force then it need to , hence the huge leap out the water !

[tandaman538]

Step Brothers, "Thats Raw Power", Yeah Raw Power" I still hate you,,, I still hate you!

[TheHPArsenal]

Love. Justice. Bestiality.

[RiverMorgan]

Do you like fishsticks? Do you like putting fishsticks in your mouth?

[lordassasinlord]

I think it's fake, i mean look at the shark is it megalodon or what?

[RiverMorgan]

@lordassasinlord it's real, it's actual footage from a wild life program. Planet Earth, I think? but not too sure. I know I've seen this same bit on tv tho, I remember cos my mates gf had to leave the room, lol.

[zranger12]

a bit big for a shark don't you think?

[randomeddie]

I like the 'wishful thinking' aspect of this video...

[zammystavez]

beastiality?

[weakendbasher2]

suck dick

[priyahthewhite]

your a whore :D

[MrJoenorton90]

@priyahthewhite whore is not spelled like that O. O

[priyahthewhite]

@MrJoenorton90 it is :)

[DrHeinous]

He was wearing a wetsuit, idiots!

[taymore97]

@DrHeinous men don flop and wet suits don hav fins O. o

[RiverMorgan]

@DrHeinous They say one in every four people are retards, are there three other people in the room with you?

[zoocruz1]

oh wow u wen out wit a seal LOL what the hell?a seal boyfreind how was the kissin slobery right:)

[MessyDikki]

Regardless of the title, Still a Savage kill.

[djman71]

what the fuck u talkin about there aint no person in this video what r u trying to do here wishful thinkng ? no matter how u slice it girl or gay guy whoever u r this is a fucked up scenario. karma right back at u bitches!

[NiiCkBuFFeTT1995]

lol its a fuking seal hhahhaha  her baby must be FUKED UP

[nickdemondares]

ur bf got owned

[wannaweed45]

Its fake because your a women and your out of the kitchen!

[420wheatbread]

No his name was seal man

[cheergrlsas1]

Its a seal!

[ILikeCrunchyWater]

wow, your boyfriend made it on the planet earth videos for the ultra-slow-motion camera shark attack part? He must be dead proud.

[Shaemaster1]

that chick is messed up,lol

[cdevilx]

even though i know its a seal i wish a shark would eat my exs =(

[WisdomOfTheHeart123]

Isnt sex with animals illegal?

[nicksgirl990]

your a fucking idiot

[tarantulady]

Once you have seal, do you ever go back?

[evilsoshi]

Hi and this zhark ate mah ex bf the seal