Goose Attack!!!

[MeggieMoo425]

Poor goose...

[MrChristiaanvb]

HAHAHAHAH awesome!

[rltw04]

Hahaha I was rooting for the guy with the stick

[kristin7799]

i laughed my ass off that was funny as fuck

[ScreamingBandee007]

yep. I hope your terribly injured by a goose someday. just saying.

[Hawaiansnow]

Would you like it if I treat your pregnant mother like that? ha? you piece of shit.

[mechiefslapahobitch]

@wildcat3240 yeah yeah...Im still waiting. Ive got that $1000 right in y Paypal account. Its all your if you tell me my zipcode. You never will because youre full of shit.

[mechiefslapahobitch]

@wildcat3240 yeah? Ill give you $1000 if you can tell me what city Im in. Neeeeever gonna happen.

[mechiefslapahobitch]

gawd what a fucking retarded asshole. Retarded as is....really fucking undeveloped as a human. Arrested development. Hes what, 40? And acting like hes an idiot asshole 12 yr old child. If I would have seen that , that fucking piece of shit would have been going for a swim....along with the dickhead with the camera.

[upursful]

man that bird bout da' stick

[EveryChevyChase]

No wonder Americans are seen as the retards of the modern world. Have fun when China, Russia, and Saudi Arabia call in all the debt you owe, assholes.

[me4u]

The bird never backed down. If it had hand and legs it would have kicked his a**

[squanto2]

funny

[lucen15]

also how is this a video answer to The Most Screwed-up 15 year old in the world?

[lucen15]

THAT WAS AWESOME IM ADDING THIS TO MY FAVOURITES <3

[RobDaBankz]

why the fuck would you startle a bird protecting its eggs in the firstplace you fucking arogant prick. and that stick shud of bin a heavy pipe.

[Hallur91]

And the idiot of the year award goes toooooo...

[NorwegianCrows]

Hit him with a bigger stick next time, please.

[Kenobi3311]

hahahahahaa

[squeegeewing]

"alright, see ya, goose"

haha

[squeegeewing]

"alright, see ya, goose"

haha

[Soojell]

Idiot !

[HexenmeisterOne]

hahaha :D

[tedward1988]

Yeah well if you were in Canada you would have been charged for harassing a nesting migratory bird...

[PanzerBlitz43]

@tedward1988 if I was in Canada I would be after the seal clubbers with two by fours.

[TheRichybuk]

stupid american twats

[morlan75]

Does bell end have the same meaning in the states as it does in wales LOL you tosser

[HammerOfPink]

Geese piss me off. I would've attacked it for hissing at me like that. And if it made me angry enough I probably would've thrown the eggs at a tree... -.-

[morlan75]

@HammerOfPink

mmmm hard bastard you remind me never to piss in your pool LMFAO

[TheNikkiMazz]

YEA I KNOW IM THE MOTHER FUCKER OF THE YEAR

[truthug1999]

wtf

[MultiDevon21]

HAHAHAHA poor goose!!! :( LMAO

[TheThundergod9]

there so drunk hahaa



[Nauji101]

it was jus tryin to protect its eggs...

asshole...

[itsmedude16]

lol at your homeboy wackin ya with a branch, but fuck the haters thats your property you couldve rung that gooses neck and ate all the eggs if you really wanted,mmmm BBQ goose.

[truthug1999]

dont argue with me motherfucker ha ha

[fredyloco22]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA

[iamnanosec]

should be renamed

"some guy yells at a goose"

[1ruroken]

@iamnanosec LMAO exactly

[Downzy2019]

HAHAHA!

[peevedgrl]

you are the asshole of the day. I dislike stupid people such as yourself. 

[Savman1818]

@peevedgrl Yeah you are right my garden sucks

[jz78817]

@peevedgrl apparently you've never had to deal with Canada geese. They're *assholes.*

[Delia5M]

Idiot. That's a mother defending her nest that he's harassing.

I hope that her eggs and her baby goslings survived without

any more interference from the retarded dipshit.

Somebody needs to dump this moron naked into a cage with

a bunch of cassowaries. Then see how funny he thinks it is.

(Hint: check out cassowary videos.)

[RayMichibiki]

props to the guy with the stick XD

[CragHack86]

do you realize how much you stress the poor animal? retard

[sexybeast507]

faggots

[AsukaOkiba]

Ah, idiots now a days, they fail at life and take it all off on innocent animals...-.-

[ReallyLav]

I thought it was funny, harmless and funny.

[Livinglifelaughing6]

YOU SUCK DONKEY BALLS ASSHOLE!!!!

[mindoo666]

sick human being come to my country an you will learn how to respect animals.

and just for the record try that at the loch next 2 me you would get beated of the public, jailed of the police and raped of your cellmates

YA PRICK!!

[microclim]

Menudo anormal...

[PrancingZonkeys]

The guy at the end should have had a katana instead

[bkangiebo]

goose:im thinking about biting his middle

[futureprofisherman]

The goose is like, WTF i paid my rent!!

[XXXcited1]

what nut attacks a mother goose on the nest? and then cant speak any thing intellegent? This NUT

[MsLeahrocks]

a goose attacked my nose and broke i got nose job though :D

[sz26]

These two idiots were not harmed!!!!!

[CriticonesPuntoc0m]

@ExplodingPopTart13 oohh shut the fuck up, you understand me anyway!! and i don`t want to cause impact, i just say what i think about this fuckers! i don`t give a fuck about spell correctly!!

[azurescens420]

Those queers in the video got bored from bumfingering each other I guess. Too bad the goose didn't bite that guy on the balls

[futureprofisherman]

@jordi00000 GFY

[futureprofisherman]

i swear half of these views are from me...i loove this video XD

[toastmaster24]

im pretty sure i heard the goose use a racial slur

[ktho54]

This guys an asshole

[futureprofisherman]

haha, i just LOL'ed

[MrStumpf7]

Funny as hell dude !

[jgantner1]

FUCK YOU A MOTHER FUCKING DOUCHE BAG FUCKER GO GET MUTHER FUCKED BY A ALBINO HUMPING WORM, OH WAIT YOU'RE PENIS IS TOO SMALL FOR ONE OF THOSE SO GO GET FUCKED

[BigGeorgieC]

I keep geese - they feed me and my family. I respect them for that. I look after them - keep them from harm in a natural environment (they can leave if they want to) and in return they give me eggs and sometimes their own lives.

If this guy did that to one of my geese two things would happen - the other geese would join in the counter attack and kick his ass and id get my meat cleaver and steal his eggs. What a turd............

[WolfCat525]

"We're gonna get like 10 dislikes man." Try 517 my friend.

[wiseclock08]

I dislike this.. the goose had eggs!!

[theyogl]

Is anything inside the mind here?

Likely try to kill this beauty simply because he has a gun.

Knuckle dragging troglodite.

Bloody sad bastard.

Love only for his own ego.

Very sadly typical of lot's of men these days!

[CriticonesPuntoc0m]

an the punk that is filming this shit is a stupid faget too

[futureprofisherman]

@CriticonesPuntoc0m GFY

[CriticonesPuntoc0m]

@futureprofisherman GF YOUR MOTHER

[CriticonesPuntoc0m]

this is just a estupid punk that dream to to this to a person of his own side, i bet this stupid fagot was violated in the ass, that why he act like this with animals, poor bitch!!

[futureprofisherman]

@CriticonesPuntoc0m GFY

[CriticonesPuntoc0m]

@futureprofisherman GF YOUR MOTHER

[futureprofisherman]

@CriticonesPuntoc0m lol, i havent spoken to her in two years :D

[CriticonesPuntoc0m]

if i would be there, i would beat the shit out of you, you fuckin white trash peace of shit coward abusive matha fucker, why you don`t come to do that to me to take out all your teeths matha fuckin whity bitch!!!

[shemamforage]

i hope u choose different profession, because as comedian you fuckin sucks !!

[assholes93]

you guys are so mean... i totally dislike your video... your such an animal cruel person

[pablonakas]

gordo idiota me gustaria arrancarte la cabeza!!!!

[FiUiCiKiBenBernanke]

i hated this video until the guy got smacked, wish that goose woulda bit him in the nuts.

[ballinslippers]

troll science.

[xoswirleyox]

This is seriously fucked up. This is just completely arrogant of them to charge in and threaten the goose. The goose is a mother. Having a mother go through such fear of losing their babies is FUCKED UP. Those who kill the babies of an animal mother in front of the mother's eyes are also FUCKED UP. I am so ashamed to live in America sometimes..

[TomLocura]

fucking stupid american fuckhead

[richo3994]

LOL

[fredheadable]

Poor goose, he didnt do anything to you, when your out in the woods by yourself and your all helpless maybe he will get his friends to come over and terrorize you. Humans think they own everything because they are the only creature that can talk, well when all the animals are dead and we run out of resources im sure we will all be very happy.

[mudbeastify]

this.is.hilarious.

[tbskms]

i hate you for yelling at that goose.she was innocent.

[navySEALteam5]

@ExplodingPopTart13 Sorry, i know i just HATE! it when people say Americans are dumb and don't do anything correct thats why and P.S. have u heard of computer slashing?

[u2dva]

Justice won at the end :-)

[sallyflamer]

That's terrible.

[nikkidoll49]

wat u want fhucker!!!!

[latinprincegstar]

What an ass all I have to say is were moving in on animals more and more every day. I would have aimed a little higher with that stick if i was there. Thats the gooses habbitat what ever happend to leaving things how you found them? No sighn left behind. I awear some ppls kids HAHAHAH!!!

[plutoniumdust]

@latinprincegstar u gay bro

[DannyGT1999]

Can't wait till you get fucked over for that. You could get done for animal cruelty . You could have actually got them baby geese killed. I know it dounds weird but what if they got to cold becuase the mother/father was chased of of the eggs because of some dickweed tried to be funny.

[HALOwins]

@DannyGT1999 Dude eggs dont die in 3 minutes chill the fuck out its not animal cruelty all he did was yell at it NEVER touched it so stop your crying and start crying when you read about the girl that threw newborn puppies in a river. THATS animal abuse you small dicked prick

[DannyGT1999]

@HALOwins I know about the girl , but still what about if the parent just came back.

[xfamenx]

Alright, cya gewse.

[Dukelikesswiffer]

Now lets see you act like a total shitbag to someone your own size. You wouldn't would you. Shitty little cowards.

[MsPivotdude]

yay

[M33MarieL]

hahaha. Geese attack me for no reason all the time. Little prick got what it deserved lol.

[DexusSuxed]

Love to see a guy bust into your house while you're with your family and yell profanity at you. Not because the bird needs revenge, but because it'd be funnier. Probably get more likes than this video has.

Aeyup.

[AndrewMcCheyne]

You are causing stress to the bird.

[wrightylee1982]

i thought it was pretty funny....i actually thought it was 'tourettes guy' for a sec. was kinda hopin' the goose would lay some smack down but the guy got hit so, kinda balanced it out!

[lordanubisofegypt]

The best part was the karma at the end when the other guy broke that branch over the prick's arm/body. I might have also thrown him into the water.

[kalmah456]

He kind makes a point. Americans can be kinda, well stupid.

[navySEALteam5]

@85cc144 i know

[zedhead75274]

you typical stupid american dumbfucks!! land of the free you say, land of the ignorance, i have never met a race of people who are actually so fucking collectively dumb..you think yous have a right 2 go around n do whatever you want, consume everything on the planet cause youse are a race of fat useless fucks..we have the world and then theres america equal 2 shithole

[navySEALteam5]

@zedhead75274 heres something i can prove we`ve (americans) are and have been doing things to help the world what are u and your country doing?talk about ignorance.........

[beaglemanzzz]

@zedhead75274

Oh come on dude, people are stupid all over the world. He's yelling at a goose. How I bet people in ireland do stupid shit like that all the time, and yet you don't see me calling the irish the scum of the earth.

[Darkhearted84]

who cares if the bird wasnt hurt, quit fucking bothering it you prick

[BonnieRose95]

dude you are a dick...like man you are just soooo tuff taking on a goose get a life!!!

[Twilighted420]

One word... JPMETS

[indianflowerchild]

this is one reason I don't like the white man.

[thekeg12]

@indianflowerchild there are plenty of Indian murderers, rapists, thieves, and you don't like white men because you saw one yell at a goose. perfect logic.

[navySEALteam5]

@indianflowerchild heres one thing to think whites take charge if theres something that needs to be done

[indianflowerchild]

@navySEALteam5 That doesn't make any sense. Nothing needed to be took charge of here.

[sandhilldiva]

he looks like a complete idiot!!!!!

[ugameHD]

why hurt a goose he u can only win from a bird u faking cock sucker!

[ENDORPHINSAM]

@ugameHD He didn't even touch the goose. You must be pretty stupid, huh?

[lidofzejar]

After reading the comments, I found this even funnier. "The poor defenseless, but brave bird.." These fuckers break bones. This bird is not defenseless, it wont leave its eggs cause no one touched them.

[lidofzejar]

Why does everyone think its terrible? This video is great, the goose is like "BRING IT BITCH!" It's not like much harm was done... its a joke video guys.

[brizzo0614]

this is so lame. very mature guys..*clap clap* I see our species is developing quite productively... *rolls eyes*

[YouFeud]

Fuck i hope something bad happens to this cocksucker.. Ur now a viral shitcunt. Eat a dick an choke u unfunny piece of shit

[EveryTongueShallTell]

Imagine a goose two and a half times your size walking into your house and start screaming at you in front of your unborn children and you had no defence, would it still be funny or would you be frightened of the goose and his friends recording your humiliation. This seemed pretty thoughtless, selfish and ignorant to me. We humans are very arrogant thinking we are better than geese or other things.

[KoivuTheHab]

@EveryTongueShallTell Two and a half times?... Interesting ratio you got there. Also, we are better than geese and ''other things'' that is why we eat them. It's a stupid video anyway, we should wait until they grow bigger and make a better steak =:)

[zombiekiller09DF]

@KoivuTheHab wow, talking like an arse there,we are not `better` than gesse, simply smarter, that does not mean we are better than anything.

[KoivuTheHab]

@zombiekiller09DF Smarter means better. If we aren't better then them how come we are eating them but they are not eating us? It's quite simple really...

[EveryTongueShallTell]

@KoivuTheHab Ha ha ha you're so funny, yeah not two and a half but you get the picture. Anyway to see all this you need to get down from your high horse and look.

[KoivuTheHab]

@EveryTongueShallTell It's a deal! I'll just stay up and look at you weaklings from up here, suits me just fine... Welcome to the food chain my friend =:)

[EveryTongueShallTell]

@KoivuTheHab Welcome to competitiveness, greed, unequality and conflict with nature, yeah great hope. Futures going to be miserable and despairing. Get in line brethren.

[KoivuTheHab]

@EveryTongueShallTell I didn't say anything about hope, to mention that word with humanity is utopic. You are missing the point, you are already miserable as you have sunk to a tree hugging level, the end of the circle is inevitable, get over it. I have more than enough time to have a good life looking down at my peasants and servants. Live a little instead of whining all the time...

[EveryTongueShallTell]

@KoivuTheHab You probably need more humility cause the weak know the meaning of compassion.

[jdouglasusn]

@EveryTongueShallTell Umm, I'm sure you think no different. Would you kill a goose as opposed to your own mom? (According to you what you are saying there would be no difference since, people aren't "better".) No you wouldn't, why because your own mom is better for you than any goose. So don't even bother taking stand. It's one thing saying "don't do that because it's mean" I agree with that, however, your statement would have been tons better, if you didn't include that last sentence

[TheXenoChemist]

@EveryTongueShallTell: We are better than geese, but I agree this was pretty stupid and unnecessary (and unfunny).

[IdentityRemains]

@EveryTongueShallTell

its not like he stomped on the goose.

[kingofthe40oz]

@EveryTongueShallTell

shut up fag

[EveryTongueShallTell]

@kingofthe40oz troll!

[futureprofisherman]

@EveryTongueShallTell GFY

[EveryTongueShallTell]

@futureprofisherman get laid or something

[futureprofisherman]

@EveryTongueShallTell Get some more subscribers and better videos and then we'll talk buddy ;)

[EveryTongueShallTell]

@futureprofisherman I'm alright, I never want subscribers, I'm always looking out for better videos and I don't wanna talk fishing with you, so stick your condecending 'buddy' up ur arse.

[iamnanosec]

@EveryTongueShallTell you forgot the part where the huge goose has it's friend hit the goose with a stick.

[twokingsTM]

10 dislikes? What about 459...

[adammurphy]

i love this

[VikingSkills7]

Funny, But a lil over the Top in my Book. I'd say mess with the Goose, but No Need to be Quite so Threatening like somebody just copped a feel of your Girl.

There shouldnt be so many dislikes tho. The Type of people that Dislike vids like these are Spiteful Bitches and he Got Whacked, So that should even it out enough for them...

[Shemesis]

The goose wasn't hurt. Doesn't mean it wasn't have scared to death of some faggot threatening her eggs. Even if that wasn't the case, the guy wasn't even funny. He's just a sad bastard

[InddoRaya]

lol where you stoned or something ?

[hockeyking61396]

at the end the goose was just like "what the fuck just happened?"

[PedroSoul2011]

Next time do that with a rino and her babies and film it ! Write a letter to your mothers sayng to retrive you corpses and to post the video on youtube ! Ill favorite and like the video then and we will all have a laugh ;)

[timfin7]

pathetic.

[onevoice4animals]

You guys are idiots. To even do that as a joke means you're even sicker than someone doing it for real. You really get off scaring the crap out of an innocent mother bird minding her own business protecting her eggs.. You are seriously ill, please get help.

Very disturbing. I agree, try it with an animal your own size or better yet, get a hobby.

[thatdude1998]

the goose is like wtf i paid my rent

[legendban]

@thatdude1998 L-A-W-L-!!!

[nidiabeatriz]

u such stupid guys!!! this animal was scared of you and trying to protect the eggs!! TRY THE SAME WITH A GUY WHO CAN BEAT YOU OR WITH A LION!!!!

[demonikadarkstar]

Ok, I am all for funny videos, but she was there with her eggs, she needs to rest and look after them. I am glad she didnt get hurt, but a little respect for the world around us wouldnt hurt at all.

[kermit368]

watch out dude they can break small bones with those wingswings not kiddin

[1madaboutguitar]

Disgusting. Not funny in the slightest. Its moments like this that I really feel the human race has run its course.

[dwanlyghost23]

more than 10

[ghostPunsher123]

goose 1 white guy 0

[sgm123]

Thumbs down for the asshole bothering a goose.

[MrMelon49]

@sgm123 CONCUR!

[SuperCreekboy]

hahaha stupid geese

[bookrey2000]

very funny indeed

u expecting goose reaction but u did't get it so ur friend hit u :D

[0dour]

That was rude but funny xD

[devilcorvo]

WTF? ARE YOU OK??