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  • I am christian and this is very funny XD.

  • loooooooooooooooooool fuck you jesus asshole

  • My pastor has shown these video before a message so I don't think they're sac-religious. They are in no way saying anything bad about God/Christianity. & wow, some pastor! Way to show God's love by telling someone they "will burn in HELL." This is why Christians get called hypocrites! Don't call yourself a CHRISTian unless you have CHRIST IN you.

  • Its jeebus and the buy bull story time.

  • Jesus rocks :) I don't take this to offense

  • This was made by western atheist 2 satwnist. They,re no longer believe in live religious..

  • no christians get offended! this is all about what people make Jesus out to be, but what He IS NOT.

  • eckelhaft!!!

  • So funny

  • if jesus is any good, he'd appreciate this video anyway

  • Jesus sucks.

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  • @ThePastorPeter just let it go bud. I understand you want to "save" us, but we tasted the fruit and refuse to look back. Stay blind sided by a fictitious god or realise you, are the master of your own reality. Christians have this misconception that Satanists and Atheists are evil, we aren't. Just don't spew your bullshit propagandas down our throats and try to actually live in PEACE. Proud Satanist.

  • repent and be saved!!! blow me! keep carrying your ancestors dead baggage... and fall along the roadside

  • this is supa dupa conga funny as hell HAHAHAHA!!!!

  • I am an atheist who was raised Christian; however, don't get me wrong because I do respect most people who believe in it. What I mean to say is that I agree that this shouldn't be taken offensively. In a way, religious groups should be using comedy to convert people similar to how atheists use comedy to get people to think. It's a really useful tool in mind manipulation. Peace to everyone who doesn't act disrespectful nor messages me about me going to Hell.

  • "oooooh man"

    1:22

  • jesus, i love the way peter talks <3

  • thumbs up if you subscribed just because of theese videos

  • AHahHahahahahha AWSOME :D :D :D

  • "don't worry it's not making fun of him it's just some of the things jesus is not"

    good, bc i was really worried you might make fun of jesus =)

  • Lol peter sounds like Patrick Star from Spongebob

  • What faith were you born into david707?

  • Jesus Christ died for YOU!! Repent and Trust Him as your Lord and Savior. You will be saved!!

  • you made Peter sound like a fucking retard. you win

  • People who can't defend their faith can at least develop a sense of humor to non-offensive parodies

  • I believe in God and his son Jesus Christ. Jesus for sure is not insulted by this video and sees it very funny. Becouse this is not Evangelium but this is just the Parody.xxx

  • jesus's voice sounds like salad fingers haha

  • shut the fuck up the lot of you and dont put me in your prayers, god isnt real the universe just happend nd dnt say god set it in motion to create the big bang, coz i will just ask who created god to which i will get the reply he has always been there. the earth has been through shit for billions and billions of years and this idiot god can sort it by waving his hand has only been arsed to send help once??our god if u beleive him is a silly being nd if he dnt get his own way he throws a strop!!!

  • @david2k6murphy ....Dude what are you even saying. You're making Webster Merriman's dictionary burn itself up in flames.

  • You All Relize That Everything In The Bible Was Flat Out Made Up!

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  • @anonymousmysterygirl Yes it was! DUH! They just don't want you to know about Law of attraction and that were all equal to god.

  • @DesCocoParadox what the !!?? i was agreeing with you why are you arguing with me or some people would say ...."having a debate"

  • @anonymousmysterygirl Im not arguing...? xD

  • @anonymousmysterygirl okay whatever you say :p crazy people nowadays lol jk

  • @DesCocoParadox - so was there a message in all those made up pages or is it all for not?

  • I am waiting for you to explain how playing with a kitten is beastiality and pervertion.

  • But Jesus didn't damn sinners!

  • There is no proof of the miracles and no evidence. I am talking about evidence that the person existed. There is more documented record of the existence of Jesus than of Napoleon.

    The evidence goes as far back as the discovery of the dead sea scrolls and the Essenes.

  • @patdavies1 dead sea scrolls (biblical texts that were omitted from the bible we know today). the earliest accounts of this "jesus" were about a century after his death ("gospels according to......") to include the dead sea scrolls. i said show evidence of contemporaneous authors who documented jesus of nazareth. at least historical evidence of napoleon was recorded by scribes that lived during his life. it wasnt uncommon for a man like him to have few personal scribes in his entourage.

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  • @ThePastorPeter yeah, thanks for removing that comment.... "PASTOR". i appreciate the fact that you realized you have NO idea what the definition of "hate mongering" is. and thanks for identifying my unbelief as being a heathen.

  • @patdavies1 Your forked tongue speaks volumes of your ignorant views of Christian scripture & false ideals. You are clearly an empowered heathen who read the "urban bible" at some point in your backslidden life. Shame on you for challenging a man of god like myself. I will contact other televangelists to keep you in their prayers. Bless the righteous and DAMN the sinners.

    Pastor Peter

  • @ThePastorPeter

    I note the rather evil comment you posted under the video of my kitten playing in a sink. I also see that you are one of Benny Hinns crew.

    You are not a genuine Christian, you are a religious megalamaniac.

    You purport to be a prophet and yet you accuse me of being male?? when I am a woman, say that I am a pervert because I play with a kitten.

    Stop this at once because I will do something about you. You cannot harass people like this, and if it continues I wll take it further

  • @patdavies1 I am not part of anyone's crew but the Lord Fathers. I am sorry for mistaking you as a man but your aggressive energy reaffirms that. I am not harassing anyone. You continue to reply to my comments and I continue to reply. If you can't handle an adult debate.. step out of the conversation.

    Love always,

    Pastor Peter

  • @ThePastorPeter i dont think you have ever engaged in an intelligent debate. EVER. you dont "debate", you make idiotic and unfounded statements using your own distorted interpretations of your holy book. proof that there most likely is not a god. a "god" that allows humans to speak on his behalf or allows his supposed divine word to be written and manipulated by MAN to suit his own ideological goals, is no god at all. he is simply a thought up parent figure created by primitive desert dwellers.

  • @justinoakley999

    Who said anything about an intelligent debate? I said an adult debate. A debate blessed by thy father. By rising against my word you are forever comdemning your own soul & chance at eternal life. Heed thy words Justin Oakley.. or should I say... Justin Bobby. You seem just about as intelligent as greasy Hills character.

    Where was I?  Right.. Heed thy words heathen.. the Lord is watching and praying for you. Always assured in him.

    Your Pastor Peter

  • @ThePastorPeter "WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT 'INTELLIGENT' DEBATE?"... you said it, not me. you just proved my point. and i really wish i could say i understand that 'justin bobby' remark. i have no idea what is going on in that intellectually stunted deluded brain of yours. honestly. i will not heed the words of a moron. every time you elevate yourself and talk down to people you dont know, COMMANDING them to heed thy word, you lose your footing significantly in the fight against reason.

  • @ThePastorPeter going over board with the jesus stuff a bit dont you think if your so holy than why are you insulting people having youtube fights like a little kid grow up "PASTOR" and if someone has a different religion that dont shun them because if you believe in one god you have to believe in all of them

  • You will surely BURN for this sacrilege. Jesus is NOT a funny topic. He died for your sins and this is how you repay him? I hope Satan brings you the spiritual frequency that you deserve! Love in Christ.

    Pastor Peter

  • @ThePastorPeter

    Err - Excuse me Pastor Peter, but you cannot hope anything of Satan. If you are so vexed by this then go and read your bible and learn to pray for those who insult you, pray for your enemies and NOT wish ill on them.

    It is typical of a pastor to be a blundering hypocrite who has never read nor understood scripture!

  • @patdavies1 I voted for your comment as it brings attention to mine. Thank for you backing up the truth.

    Pastor Peter

  • @ThePastorPeter I'm praying for you right now Pat.

    Healthy through faith. Let's cure Cancer with Christ!

    Pastor Peter

  • @ThePastorPeter I'm a worship leader and I'll even say that is cold.

  • @ThePastorPeter

    If Jesus died for the fuck of our sins then why the fuck are u cursing the sinner like that?!

    Jesus died for the fucking sinner who upload this fucking video too OK?

    So, shut the fuck up your fucking mouth and your fucking curse, FFFFUCK!!! :-)

  • jesus most likely didnt exist.

  • @justinoakley999 ... I disagree- and let me tell you why. Several reasons, feel free to refute any and all... #1 Millions of people (most notably of Spanish or Hispanic decent) have the name Jesus- if he did not exist, there would be no name....#2 I for one, and I have heard several others, use the term 'Jesus Christ' - usually when they are pissed off- but if he didn't exist, where did the phrase come from....#3 The Scrabble dictionary disallows 'Jesus'- even with the 'J' on a triple score..

  • @madelineolivia that is a pretty valid argument. you have certainly done your research. touche!

  • @justinoakley999

    There is massive evidence to support his existence.

  • @patdavies1 negative. SHOW ME! what can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. point me to evidence OUTSIDE the bible... find a contemporaneous that documented the existence and all the supposed miracles of jesus of nazareth. and dont use josephus. he's already been disputed. thanks.

  • jesus sounds like "salad fingers"

  • Jesus ain't real you sad twats

  • HAHA Jesus sounds like a pedophile xD No offence jesus :D

  • "enjoying the son...shine"...lol

  • This is funny but you gotta admit, it's pretty creepy as well ... D:

  • Hmm

    This film is silly and I don't believe a film crew time traveled back to bible times, to document his silly hide and seek game. Who cares if Jesus was a FAKE ?

  • funny

  • y r the disciples all gangsters??

  • ahaaha.verry funny.

  • These videos are AWESOME. It's like playing the opposite game xD

  • didn't care for it what so ever

  • u should be more offensive

  • I agree it's not making fun of Jesus - the humor is in the paradox.

  • Haha we watched one of these videos at a youth group camp. It's crazy and awesome how funny Christians can be haha.

  • they showed this videos when i went to my church camp called super summer and it was SOOO FUNNY!

  • i love this

  • because he gives you that image of the guy who knew everything and had seen everything and was always right...just like the drunk guy in the bar you come across from time to time

  • Very Funny ! Ha Ha

    Watch "Jesus is Fake, Here is the Proof"

    these are on Youtube

    and "the gospel on the shroud" series

  • dry n gay

  • you know who jesus reminds me of??? the old drunk guy you end up talking to at the bar...the one who knows all of lifes skills, is a millionaire, has been all around the world has done and seen everything...and the smart ones catch on and realise he's just a douche bag full of shit, the dumbass gullible ones that believe him, you are people who believe in Jesus LOL i think ive sumed it up pretty well!

  • That's a pretty poor summation for a man that changed the world.

  • @Nyctomancer read what i said DUMBASS!!!

  • I did.

  • @MrSmashngrab

    you don't know Jesus so you can't say that.

  • Ha ha ha, very funny.

    There's only one thing a drunk guy can't do.

    Miracles.

    That's right, I probably left you rolling your eyes.

  • @ahcidkdfj where is proof that he could perform miracles? a book that has been re-written 20 - 30 - 40 - 50+ times?

  • What gives you the idea of him talking like a drunk guy in the bar then?

  • You know, I think everyone should be able to say whatever they want and not have anyone bitch at them for exercising their rights as human fucking beings. I mean I think it's wrong for a non-believer to talk shit to any person who believes in an religion, but then again I think it's wrong vice versa as well. People seem to forget that non-belief in something is a belief in itself just as any other Holy diety and should be respected as such. By the way, Jesus Christ never said to worship him.

  • Ма добро, човек се потрудио за синхронизацију, свака му част, не верујем да је хтео икога да вређа. А и што каже лик горе, и Бог има смисла за хумор :)

  • GOD is soooo real its unbelievable how do you think the entire earth and humans and everything else these videos are to show how the world thinks of Jesus he is not like that at all being a Christian isnt about not having fun its about believing that Jesus died for our sins like Mia5MWPP said GOD created fun and its not a sin to enjoy yourself I just hope McGlewFC17 comes to realize the truth and believes in God but I am not judging you because that is not my job its Gods

  • i am walking in the dirt xD

  • God is 100% real! Where do you think we came from?! Apes? He gave us life on this earth!

  • These videos are amazing. They are funny and not at all offensive. I am a strong believer in the one and true god and I know God has a sense of humor just look around. If the people who are ripping on these videos would get off their high horse then maybe they would realize that God created fun. Lighten up, no offence was ment in the making of these videos so chill out.

  • God aint real

  • sorry you feel that way. but i believe he is. and i'm not going to bash your opinion because that's how you feel and I hate people who hate on others. but yeah, i think he is real.

  • well thank you for respecting my opinion

  • thats how I roll. :) lol.

  • @Mia5MWPP same here. I'm a strong believer in God and I a not offended at all at this masterpiece! HAHA it's so freaking funny!

  • @Mia5MWPP This video makes you a stronger believer in your magic friends who live in the sky? You know I'm not going to say that Christians are stupid or anything but that seems rather self evident from your comment. What about Santa Claus, do you still believe in Santa Claus? Oh and the 18 thumbs to this point shows that you're not alone in your beliefs in magic. You must live in Jesus-land, otherwise known as The United States. Say hello to your invisible friends for me.

  • @bigboy45454545 wow you make non-believers look bad.lol

  • @Mia5MWPP "God has a sense of humor"

    LOL! You godboys are priceless.

    Funny vid.

  • @spacecowboy95 Well it's better than us spamming this video... I find this Hilarious and I'm catholic... I also believe in Evolution =)

  • the only god is who is father og jesus!!

  • Oh man this is so dumb but REALLY funny

  • oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!

  • As a christian I just wanna say that I think this video is SERIOUSLY funny and I think it is such a shame that you will spend eternity in hell.

    5 stars!!

  • And you're going with him for laughing!  ;)

  • LOL! I am your friend, I just don't have time for you.

  • lol funny voices

  • I'm a Christian and I don't find this offensive at all, I laughed so hard at this

  • This is quite funny. (: They showed several of these things at church one time. XD

  • as a christian i don't find this offensive

    its just making a point of the worlds view of christians.

  • Galatians 6:7 (New International Version) 7Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows....PERIOD!!

  • wich god

    lol there is like a 1000 of em

  • NAH there is ONE, all others will burn equally with the douche that created them. JESUS is God. The End!

  • Mocking God!

  • i LOVED IT!!! :)

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  • why dont you learn english

  • I am your friend I just don't have time for you. XD

  • ha nice

  • i dont belive its so funny

  • This is so funny

  • ha ha they make fun of their gods.

  • no, it's a video about what Jesus WASN'T like. =D

  • Don't you think Jesus would find this funny too? What's with this idea that god have no sense of humor and is just a pretentious prick.

  • Have you READ the old testament?

  • this video isnt making fun of christianity. its making fun of what people think christianity is, more directly, who people think Jesus is

  • I was responding to oEDLIo.

  • I have and it doesnt show God as this um monster as most think.

  • Maby because he sends people to hell for all eternity if they don't believe in him? Doesnt seem like a very funny guy at all.

  • God is in the singular

  • lol

  • man I laughed hard. Though I like your second more but this one was really good as well. make more!

  • Uh, you need to calm down Centaur67. The video is NOT mocking Jesus. It is making fun of what non-Christians think about Jesus, and showing they are wrong. These videos were made by a church BTW; have a sense of humor.

  • The only thing blasphemous here is the old movie itself! We should burn all that crap.

  • ur always borthering me... katrrrinnaa

  • they showed this at my friends youth group foe an example of how jesus snt!

    ;)

  • lol. I am your friend I just don't have time for you.

  • haha great stuff

  • yall tripin

  • I am walking in the dirt and the rocks and the... huh?

    lol...

    Andrew is my friend

    I am just sitting here in the sun with my stick.

    this is a great one

  • dude, the voice of jesus is killer. i love it. hahaha!!

  • Its definally NOT blasphemy!

    Its not making fun of jesus....

    Its making fun of the old movies they used to make about Jesus.

  • actually it's making fun of the misconceptions a lot of people have about Jesus.

  • Or maybe it's just making fun. Now shut up and laugh!

  • lol, nuff said. lol God doesn't care for all th elittle things we say, its so true we ask for so much that we don't even mean it anymore, jesus doesn't have time for your whining so just pray to him for thanks and aknowledgement not for stuff.

  • omg this is sooooooooo funny

  • "i am your friend, i just don't have time for you..."

    i don't think it's blasphemous but that part was definately wrong. but i'm sure that wasn't the intention. anyways, it made me laugh a little. good job.

  • i think it's pretty funny.

    makes me laugh a little everytime i watch it.

    he's just trying to make people laugh.

  • This isnt blasphemy. It's funny. It is an excuse for non Christians to see it. Then people can say this isnt how Jesus is like

  • xDDD

    LMFAO This is hilarious.

  • How did a fictional character save us? That's like saying Hitler killed Jews.

  • Switchfoot102 needs to buy a sense of humor. AidanHarkin, I'm not sure what to make of you.

  • A church is the one who made these videos. You know that right?

  • i love this :P

  • Kindof blasphamus.(however you spell that)But kinda funny!

  • XD

    lmfao

    i love jesus's voice XD

  • So unfunny. YAWN!

  • fuck u, u modda fukka!!

  • Jesus's voice is funny as hell

  • lol (chokes on apple juice)

  • it was funny! but th4ere should have been more Jesus jokes, lol

  • HAH HA HA HA HA !!!

  • JESUS FUCKEN ROCK!!

  • Some of you need to chill. I could probably show my priest this video and he would think it was funny lol

  • Well...he IS a priest, so... (just kidding)

  • jesus isnt a rock!! hahaha

  • andrew:"awh man" lol XDDD classic!

  • omfg tht wa5 5hit3...h8 2 bur5t n31s bubbl3 but d3r35 no fuk1n th1ng a5 j35u5,

    so back off b14ch35!

  • hey you bastrd you are gy if you make jesus fun i will kil your but!

  • Lmao although I am christian I admit thanks for not teasing Jesus, haha everyone sounded funny, and I bet Jesus would say, "I have no time for you, now leave me alone for heavenly things." XD 7 stars haha epic!

  • c'mon people... it's a funny video! peter's voice lol

  • I'm sorry, muslim or not, you're an arrogant who doesn't take the time to read before writing. This clip was made by Christians for a cathekist activity, making fun of the IDEA OF JESUS that most of the people -incorrectly-holds. If you had prayed Mohamed before writing your comment here, I'm sure He would have come upon a cloud or a flying carpet-u choose-to help you out with this.Better:if you had used the brains that I'm confident you have, you would have understood w/o any help. Cheers!

  • lol things that jesus is not lol!