my parents are divorced and they haven't spoken with each other over 10 years, I doubt they had sex over and over 5 years ago while I was in summer camp
I think this is my favorite of all your videos. I've watched it like 20+ times and I still laugh uncontrollably every time. Yay asians (i actually am asian)!
few years ago two parents went out for dinner. Few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand.
ccp has more than 300000 internet propaganda dogs, its famous things (its call 五毛党 or 50cent army, etc), ccp`s more than 300000 guy is working everyday 24hours everywhere internet, they deceive their chinks and world people too, they are making fake comment everywhere internet, even youtube too, those ccp`s propaganda dog is try to operate pablic opinion, i can see so many those dogs in youtube, if you go any chinks video, most of chinks commentator is just one of 300000
He reminds me of an Asian I knew at Uni - he was the only Asian I knew not to do any work and to get kicked out of the Halls of Residence (hostel), lol.
i was watching this while doing the first homework assignment of the year. i was laughing so hard i didnt notice my finger stuck between the binder rings and bleeding. smfh :DD luhh u peter, u got me out of a week of homework..
china has all kind of evil things, so many death camp, secret police, etc etc,,,,,,,china is most hell place in the world, communist kill their against people without any permission necessary, chinese communist party killed historical amount of people, china is perfectly lawless zone for anythings
Fuck I just noticed summer is almost over. Nah I'm in college so that means I don't have to fucking wake up early in the morning at 5:OO am just to make it on time for 7:45. I sure don't miss High School. White people don't deserve shit for free too. #imjustsayin lol
@l7ebels hmm internet stalking? typical for a keyboard warrior like you. looks like you're the one looking for a conversation if you're going to search through all of my youtube comments. but i guess i shouldn't be surprised, it's not like a geek like you would have friends in real life
@MrWillard69 when are you gonna learn to not assume...? gets you no where. i guess thats what dickheads do tho hey. i went to block you cos youre js a sad dumb mother fucker, and i spotted that you eat mcdonalds, and it made me laugh. You are what you eat, and mcdonalds is shit....you work out the rest. bye bye you dumb mother fucker, and keep assuming lol
@l7ebels once again, it's not an assumption it's an observation. internet stalkers are nerds with no friends, you stalk people on the internet. therefore... you are a nerd with no friends who sits in front of his computer screen all day. people who sit in front of there computers all day also tend to be fat and have terrible acne. therefor you are a fat nerd with no friends and suffering from terrible acne. and if you are what you eat, you must eat a lot of dicks, faggot.
You know what i hate? People that re not proud of their country some swedish or and americans want to be russian thats so annoying go and search for the history of your country then you will thank The Almighty God for your nation
661 people need disposable underwear
danialnrhsm731 2 days ago
seriously peter chao you're genius :D
taschaeleven 1 week ago
I want me some of that "oh..shit..fuck"
noliesjustloveful 2 weeks ago
after a long time, this shit still cracks me up :D
''if your white, bring a burger, i don't know, F*ck, i'm not helping you, you're white''
ROR ROR!!!!
chuwie1988 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
Peter Chao needs to make a movie!
krazzyasian 2 weeks ago
PETER CHAO IS MY HERO
ReflexReckage 2 weeks ago
661 dislike love school
Funnypant 4 weeks ago
i bet he needed lots of bloopers :D
IwatchuFAYUL 1 month ago
this needs subtitles.... :P
swanboy77 1 month ago
LoL thats wat i think about skool everyday
AWESOMESOFS 1 month ago
i got one of your shirts chowside
michaelgoss1 1 month ago
hei what do you do when a mudafuka owe's u money and wont give u
leelinkuan 1 month ago
my parents are divorced and they haven't spoken with each other over 10 years, I doubt they had sex over and over 5 years ago while I was in summer camp
HiddenCare 1 month ago
here in london people will take your lunch ,im not naming any names [ITS THE BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!!!!]
pivandnerf2 1 month ago in playlist More videos from pyrobooby
just be happy he didnt drop bacon.... jesus if he did... just imagine
retepk9 1 month ago
respect if you hate school food !
mmmkeklol 1 month ago
u need english classes
blisskalok 1 month ago in playlist More videos from pyrobooby
I guess Im the coorest kid in the schoor
YoshieMFLowks 1 month ago
college isn't free
gustavito100000 1 month ago
@pryobooby i m in Canada but not Vancouver in Toronto
thexperts3 1 month ago
Fck... Underwear. Open this shit xD
koolkidup 1 month ago in playlist More videos from pyrobooby
brack to scoolh
Misha5120 2 months ago
HERROW!
MackenzieH654321 2 months ago
playing videosgames i way better and skillful for all ppl who hates school
UltimateXsusanno200 2 months ago
YANG CHOW FRIED RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uzamaki312 2 months ago
mum:go outside and be with your fweinds
josh:i dont have any friends :(
airfix1234 2 months ago
come to nb modda fucka!!!
isaac1432786 2 months ago
I'm cool now
MegaPartyeveryday 2 months ago
I'm the coolest kid in school :)
FlentMan 2 months ago
what is the app
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vince11211 2 months ago
FUCK!!........ im brown u gonna help me?
MsStarstruck1234 2 months ago
he funny if u dnt think so ur gay
goofyboy37 2 months ago
Fuck u I'm white
codemaster1maxxor 2 months ago
thts tight im the coolest kid in the whole school
alapisc0 2 months ago
I'm so cool no one even talks to me mudafucka
xMIn3CrAftx 2 months ago
o.O i wonder what peter is majoring it o.O just a curiosity
Aznjen96 2 months ago
fuck school
haloagent1 3 months ago
IS THT CONDOMS ??
LaurenceJosh 3 months ago
i am eating noodles :D
7Milad7 3 months ago
Awesome
Emmanuelkimify 3 months ago
LoL,funny!!
Nicholaskok01 3 months ago
Chinese . . . you sure you're not Japanese? Or Korean? Or Filipino? Or Laotian? Or Indonesian? Or Hmong? Or all of the above?
Because let's be real . . . no one single Chinese person is that f***ing crazy bananas hilarious.
Then again you do edit well.
33na3rd 3 months ago
What do you bring of your white and Chinese?
TARBASH327 3 months ago
Go outside!
I don't want to go outside!
Go outside and play with your friends!
I don't have any friends!
SNESFanboy64 3 months ago
I think this is my favorite of all your videos. I've watched it like 20+ times and I still laugh uncontrollably every time. Yay asians (i actually am asian)!
UnseenAlien 3 months ago
Peter chao does not like shitty apple pie, I like mine with whip cream, thumbs up if you like any pie with ice cream or whip cream!
TehRandomGod 3 months ago
why is there no top comment so i ccan like.
powertommy1 3 months ago
this is exactly what they said to me
alljay213 3 months ago
how old are you and when is your birthday?
mdpitt21 3 months ago
* drops pancake * ooh shit fuck!
LilGothiicGurll 3 months ago 26
@LilGothiicGurll he didn't drop the pancake..
klaridon 1 month ago
Lol
designator98 3 months ago
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few years ago two parents went out for dinner. Few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand.
kennakow 3 months ago
Your so fucken cool peter chao
Kaiaarahi 3 months ago
IM UR FRIEND PETER CHAO!!!!!!!
thissentenceisfalse1 3 months ago
if u shit more than other people..hahaha
khaizen91 3 months ago 39
"This is some kinky shit going on at home" XDDD
LovelyMoonNight 3 months ago
lmao "I don't wanna go to the back to school!" XD
TheRealJYPark14 3 months ago
Peter chao can u make a video where u speak Chinese the whole time?
HOBO1011000 3 months ago
i hate school fuck school
harrd100 3 months ago
ccp has more than 300000 internet propaganda dogs, its famous things (its call 五毛党 or 50cent army, etc), ccp`s more than 300000 guy is working everyday 24hours everywhere internet, they deceive their chinks and world people too, they are making fake comment everywhere internet, even youtube too, those ccp`s propaganda dog is try to operate pablic opinion, i can see so many those dogs in youtube, if you go any chinks video, most of chinks commentator is just one of 300000
77777XYZ 3 months ago
O ya I'm 10 and I watch pyrobooby
gotmoshi 3 months ago
THATS IT IMMA BRING FRY RICE TO SCHOOL
SkylineXDarkstar 3 months ago
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Hey guys I'm new to youtube and just released my first youtube video! Watch it I promise you you will laugh :)
Thanks a lot!
Like so others can see? o:)
JayLeeBan 3 months ago
Watching this right before going to school.
nerihofthedeathcompa 3 months ago
hahaha donkey style heavy fucking lolz
blapzsuker 4 months ago
i caught 44 fights with my camera! but then some bitch ass broke it! so then i fucked his girlfriend!
chargerbeast100 4 months ago
i dont think school would alow mudafucka but who the fuck are they to say what i cant wear
Lilazntomm 4 months ago
U ROCK PC!
nightsearcher1995 4 months ago
You spend more money on a Peter chao shirt then school¿
jet528559 4 months ago
haha my names joshua!
CR7TheFutbolLegend 4 months ago
Yo where can I get one of your shirts... PS I'm a fuckin white guy modafucka
siccmadeg 4 months ago
Some crazy shit actually happened at school today. Like all I could think was like,"HOLY FUCK"
mrspunkaay 4 months ago
He reminds me of an Asian I knew at Uni - he was the only Asian I knew not to do any work and to get kicked out of the Halls of Residence (hostel), lol.
heyhey929 4 months ago
I can't bring a cam cause it's too big
xxDennyCheese 4 months ago
I have that shirt ^^
nm2do 4 months ago
I wanna go to school.
monoludwig 4 months ago
Fuck U Scool,PPL ROVE Peter Cha0
playboombass1 4 months ago
can't find one of these amazing shirts in the UK >:(
samshrew12 4 months ago
uploaded on my b-day ^^
78violetfantic 4 months ago in playlist More videos from pyrobooby
i was watching this while doing the first homework assignment of the year. i was laughing so hard i didnt notice my finger stuck between the binder rings and bleeding. smfh :DD luhh u peter, u got me out of a week of homework..
yungmunirep 4 months ago
I watch this on september 5 , 2010 watch this september 5, 2011 ILY PETER 8 D
animefangirl2009 4 months ago
hi peter chao could you feature me in your videos i am new on youtube check out my videos they are pretty shitty i know just feature me
everythingtoknowable 4 months ago
i should have brought my camera to school today...
wesleylu26 4 months ago
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china has all kind of evil things, so many death camp, secret police, etc etc,,,,,,,china is most hell place in the world, communist kill their against people without any permission necessary, chinese communist party killed historical amount of people, china is perfectly lawless zone for anythings
77777XYZ 4 months ago
i want a peter chao shirt :)
lynsett22 5 months ago
I really aggree with the girls and asking to go to the bathroom!!
TheDumbDuo11 5 months ago
Fuck, I'm not helping you ur white.
LOL.
randoomify 5 months ago
I have a question why do you always where your glasses -----------> ?
killerboy1578 5 months ago
Just thought id watch this again xD
NoctisDubstep 5 months ago
ugly asian lipsync, check him out
waggietoo 5 months ago
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Fuck I just noticed summer is almost over. Nah I'm in college so that means I don't have to fucking wake up early in the morning at 5:OO am just to make it on time for 7:45. I sure don't miss High School. White people don't deserve shit for free too. #imjustsayin lol
loadedsean17 5 months ago
im not helping u, ur white..xD
RizmyRizmy 5 months ago
Wong tong ;) mudda ful
ilovethomaspetty 5 months ago
Tape it. Put it on youtube. And get that pussy :D
DillonNguyen 5 months ago
@xRandomAsianPersonx do you want to be a poor education aids muthafucka asking for money on the streets?
closeeup1234 5 months ago
I'm the coolest kid in the Schoool !
LeandroGC06 5 months ago
i wear his shirts there the fucking bomb
popandchips14 5 months ago
@MrWillard69 You eat mcdonalds? lol oh well now that explains alot. you are what you eat.... you are definatley a shithead
l7ebels 5 months ago
@l7ebels hmm internet stalking? typical for a keyboard warrior like you. looks like you're the one looking for a conversation if you're going to search through all of my youtube comments. but i guess i shouldn't be surprised, it's not like a geek like you would have friends in real life
MrWillard69 5 months ago
@MrWillard69 when are you gonna learn to not assume...? gets you no where. i guess thats what dickheads do tho hey. i went to block you cos youre js a sad dumb mother fucker, and i spotted that you eat mcdonalds, and it made me laugh. You are what you eat, and mcdonalds is shit....you work out the rest. bye bye you dumb mother fucker, and keep assuming lol
l7ebels 5 months ago
@l7ebels once again, it's not an assumption it's an observation. internet stalkers are nerds with no friends, you stalk people on the internet. therefore... you are a nerd with no friends who sits in front of his computer screen all day. people who sit in front of there computers all day also tend to be fat and have terrible acne. therefor you are a fat nerd with no friends and suffering from terrible acne. and if you are what you eat, you must eat a lot of dicks, faggot.
MrWillard69 5 months ago
Ha Ha Education Poor
ChineseChao 5 months ago
i start school Monday!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! >.<
hilaryboo1 5 months ago
Your your your your rorring wid a dope ass fucking container box filled with Chinese food xD
MrMax431 5 months ago
You bring 5 a day incase you shit more then other pepol
isuckbuturgay 5 months ago
Jeez, this video just reminded me that school is starting up again. >.< DAMN YOU EDUCATION!! D:<
xRandomAsianPersonx 5 months ago
0:06 He sounds like Dexter when he says school... LOL
RandolphBigornia 5 months ago
GO OUTSIDE
I DONT WANNA GO OUTSIDE
GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS
i dont have any friends....
ScorpioxXxBalance 5 months ago
damn i hate school
strongyang 5 months ago
i'm white....when i go to skool ....i bring my lunch....usually chinese food.....and i use chopsticks .... XD
WhereIsMyChonny 5 months ago
donkey style fucking ,,,,lol hahahahaha ツ ★
Maria72594 5 months ago
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Maria72594 5 months ago
this is Peter Chao best and funniest video!!!
paperdoll1988 5 months ago
You know what i hate? People that re not proud of their country some swedish or and americans want to be russian thats so annoying go and search for the history of your country then you will thank The Almighty God for your nation
TheC00kiieMonster 5 months ago
Yahhh I watch Peter choa so i am cool
mksjdt619 5 months ago
your a dumb person making fun of your nation to be popular
wattupdude23 5 months ago
chao aosigh mudaf$cka
shishkabob789 5 months ago
haha i want a dope ass fucking container box full of chinese food for school :D!!
oh peter your videos make my day ^^
~much love~
RawrySaysRawr 5 months ago
whats the song at the end?
myculabig 5 months ago
Im not white! Aisan also.. Fillipino
Biebercrunch 6 months ago
Go outside
I dont wanna go out outside
Go outside a hang with friend
I dont have any friend
Giriyashian 6 months ago
I want to be Asian...
Apocalyptichist 6 months ago
If you're white, bring a burger, I don't know. Fuck. I'm not helping you, you're white.
iEATcookiies 6 months ago 81
These old videos are so much better than the ones he does now
bigalwrth 6 months ago
Nooiiihhhh I don't wanna go back to SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
jasonduong10 6 months ago
rofl.
man i love Peter Chao Style
babavstardelight 6 months ago 20
Weird
922brendan 6 months ago
Idk if wearing a "Chaooutside Mudafucka" shirt to school is a good idea... lol unless your teachers are fucking bosses.
masterflashito 6 months ago
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thehighjamaican 6 months ago
dude i almost PISSED myself wen i saw this the first time. ITS FUCKIN HILARIOUS.
sahba96 6 months ago
You don't wnaa be a laughing, you wanna be a sumfing!
alltogetherseperate 6 months ago
pahahaha in case u shit more often then others xD
justinionthegreat 6 months ago
why is it all the guys with little dick have a big mouth
Mr17011701 6 months ago
shut up and learn how to speak english. you dumb ass
Mr17011701 6 months ago
@Mr17011701
You mad bro?
IaMnAsianFascination 6 months ago
@Nnason99 u will burn in hell bye bye now u bitch
911brownsugar 6 months ago
what if the mudafuka part is inappropriate in our school?
euge224 6 months ago
me and my 7 friends threw away our peter f***in chao sh*t shirts and vowed to never watch u again u suk
911brownsugar 6 months ago
@911brownsugar thats why your watching peter chao again u dumb shit muda fucker go fuck yourself and stop commenting on his videos
Nnason99 6 months ago
@911brownsugar go suck ur mom ass mudafucka
screamobeast 6 months ago
its a bad deal all around lol
r33d207 6 months ago
can i hve a t-shirt XD- choaooutside MoTher F*cker
cheapitychopXD 6 months ago
you have a small dick bitch
Trishjumba 6 months ago
peter chao has his asshole and springroll for business!
PeterChaoNationHATER 6 months ago
U r one of da funniest people on youtube. Lol :)
moesblood1 6 months ago
Do you think Peter Chow understands that's girls watch these videos to :P lol!!
Hello403366 6 months ago
Fuck schools
3zsuper 6 months ago
Poptart, buttamilk pancakes. (drops peanutbutter) OH SHIT! FUCK!
Lol
RaWrGoesTheDinosaur5 6 months ago
Omfg Im dyingggggg this video is soo funnyyy
iiDannyyBoii 7 months ago
why am i getting like 5 Justin Bieber links on the side? how the fuck is JB similar to this guy in any way?
cro508 7 months ago
When he says peanut butter, pause the video.
You see his eyes LOL.
Its looks lopsided LOL.
sexyass02 7 months ago
turn on the audio translation lol
immmmmmasian 7 months ago
Lol I am the only one in my school who watches Peter Chao
MrKotree 7 months ago
Woah, 650 people are mentally retarded enough to MISS the like button. _|_ them. :D
TycoonEliete 7 months ago
u r the best peter chao
Henci96 7 months ago
What camera/camcorder is that? (and what is the one you're using?)
mindfreek91 7 months ago
''Dope ass container full of chinese food''
LOL WTH
w0shiiWakaka 7 months ago
650 people have no sense of humor
lowsodiumfreakss 7 months ago
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SirFezoj 7 months ago
650 people have no sense of humor
lowsodiumfreakss 7 months ago
650 people have no sense of humor
lowsodiumfreakss 7 months ago
bring your own snacks
pop tart
buttermilk pancake
oh...shit...fuck
peanut butter
popcorn
the onehundred% desposable underwear
MrKotree 7 months ago 76
Thumbs Up If You Knew Peter Chao's Real Name Is Davin Tong !!
Peaceandlover98 7 months ago
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he talks real fast :D
littlekelsi 7 months ago
pause at 1:39 then u can see peter chaos face
Hairee34 7 months ago
IDK why people say that when Peter says 'penut butter' you can see his eyes.
Didn't he say PEANUT BUTTER? He even spelled it >.<
TheChesandChelshow 7 months ago
go to when he says penut butter you can see his eyes!
thumbs up for it
pooferrr 7 months ago
omfg this channel is funny thumbs up if you think this channel is funny
2762ish 7 months ago
its not even september 5th yet...lol
00jj66 7 months ago
WHEN HE SAYS PENUT BUTTER PAUSE U CAN SEE HIS EYES <3
izzy0n0friends 7 months ago
the like bar is as big as my dick
geekofcod5 7 months ago
I remember watching this the first day of school, now the school year is a week away from ending. Freshmen year went by fast!
iGuitarKid 7 months ago
Everydays goes to skoos to be duh gut boys
hiei154 8 months ago
how much will i need to pay in total if i ship this shirt from US to singapore ?
555hansy 8 months ago
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This Video Has Gone Viral
,like in one day, thats some crazy stuff
/watch?v=zcuLSw5aS-8
thumbs up!
BlazianProduction 8 months ago
2:56 "follow me on titter"
drawingzzz 8 months ago
649 people are named joshua
xXYALE70Xx 8 months ago
No homo i ♥ u peter chao!
johnter1111 8 months ago
649 people went to summer camp and later realized their parents were doggy style fucking while he or she was gone.
AsianTarzan94 8 months ago 86
@AsianTarzan94 oh shit...thats why they sent me!
TheMO62 6 months ago
Harrrooo
xiMajestic 8 months ago
If you shit your pants, change it right away, it not rocket science. You bring 5 a day, in case you shit, more often than other people. Hahahahaha
skateboardlife41 8 months ago
"Put it up on youtube and your going to get that pussy!!!"
youngpiper44 8 months ago