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  • im one a full one im over 200 years old

  • We are real... you ignorant humans just refuse to believe in us because of stupid movies that dont even make sense

  • im also a clan leader so fuack off

  • lol im in a slayer group

    try and kick my azz vampires

  • XD 8TH GRADERS... LMAO-WITH-CHEESE- But yeah obviously fake.

  • -not my account, a friends-i am telling everyonee-

    just becuse you say you're a vampire or actually have sharp canines- DOES NOT MEAN YOU'RE A VAMPIRE! and IF you were why the fuck would you want to tell the worldd?! and vampires cannot be seen in mirrors or cameras so you guys really need to learn. TWILIGHT DOES NOT COUNT! If you want to knw the true first vampire, look up history about vlad, the impaler. have a nice day(:

  • how do u no they r normil kids and not vampires

  • Scary!

  • your idea of a vampire is so horrid we are all not that bad! =D

    K

  • @kittenlover82 you knw why? cuz you're not a vampire.

  • @kittenlover82 we really aren't! I'm with you! I'm 108 years old and these ignorant humans are stupid to believe that they are alone!

  • I LOVE YOU YOU ARE SO AWESOME

    reasons:

    i'm a vampire

    i love mayo on sadwitches

    the way you are

    you have an awesome acsent

    thank you for being so cool

  • only see BlackScreen...buy yourself a VideoCam with nightfunktion man...where are u there ?

  • 1:35 - THE BIG ONE!!!

  • RETARDED PACK OF DOGS 1:11 

  • I AM A VAMPIRES

  • vampires are real i saw a vampire attak

  • how are tyete vampires at your school they cant be in sunlight u fucking retard

  • @XxsilentdecayxX What about nighttime schooling? They do have such a thing.

    Not stating that vampires do or don't exist but there are a number of flawed views on them never the less.

  • @autonomous2010 yeah but how is this dudes little brother a vampire u cant just BE a vampire when ur born this video might be real but these vampires are fake. I kno they have night schooling but thts like college

  • @XxsilentdecayxX You have a point there. I am not positive but I don't think they have nighttime schools such as High school, Middle school, or Elementary. (Excluding Colleges).

    I suppose the kid could have been home schooled. Not really the best option (in my view) but it is most certainly feasible.

  • @autonomous2010 yeah home schooling is possible but i doubt his parents would support him being a vampire lol. I dont really believe in the whole get bit by a vampire become a vampire thing so unless his parents claim to be vampires too

  • VAMPIRES ARE FAKE! GET OVER IT!

  • THEY ARE REAL! I HAVE SEEN THEM BEFORE! Me and my cousins have had experiences with them! They WILL kick your ass if you make fun of them! (loveless954)

  • @KikiTVAnimation id like to talk to you more about this experience if u r willing to talk to me about it id really like to know lol i believe also

  • @xNeonSkittlesx Im sorry dude, that was my cousin writing that comment. I am kind of iffy about it though

  • @KikiTVAnimation its ok lol and great vids i love this one and the zombie lol

  • i agree w/ [ Smiley9891]

  • Vampires are not real. Anyone saying they are because one of their friends / connections are a vampire, that friend / connection is a poser. A retarded poser.

    Vampires = FAKE

    Nerds ( believers ) = REAL

  • @cherrioattack You may be true but you never know i mean have you even tried to search for evidence just by saying their not real doesnt make it go away i mean i believe but.and Im not trying to be mean im just saying you dont know for a fact vampires arent real:o

  • samwich wiv mayanayse lolz they sound so gay

  • funny

  • what a fucking bullshit

  • my friend asked me to watch this because i make fun of thier theories that vampires r real and this was the argument winner. it was the biggest waste of my time but i won $20 so thanx! <3

  • thats kinda lame this is a poor example of a hoax even

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  • Is this real or my imaganaton? i need to know..lol Why is it dark and not sunlight???

  • VAMPIRES; Are real..idc if u don't believe me but they are..Lol.i have a friend who is a Vampire..God.

  • I agree with you my friend, it is nice seeing people opening their eyes

  • .........bull.. your friend has a mental illness called porphyria. if real vampires existed im sure it would have riped your neck out

  • cute little film, cant believe this is a argument here, but vampires are real probably not your particular vamp kid (vampires are not all goth)

    no self respecting vampire would be emo , myerpires are emo. , this was not meant to be a real film im sure

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  • of course this probably isnt real,its the bullshit in the comments thats tainting this from the scary ol vamps

  • @DSNightwalker : i so agree..Vampire's are real but there not in ure town..they already hit alot of town..there even in my town. I have a friend who is a real actually Vamp.

  • not in your town? ok where was this films , if i know thee are over 70 people in my group that is in Utah alone and they have yet to scratch the surface and thats in Utah ... if there are vampires in Utah there are vampires any and everywhere , just probably not quite some of these kids

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  • is that english? i live in a decent size town , and in vey close proximity to Los Angeles , were talking another section not just a "halo"

    and i live in my town kid running Club des Vampires ...ever major city not just your friend

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  • dude I saw something in my uncle's farm it wuz really wierd... I think I'll make a video about this

  • vampires are real damn it

  • stfu ok vampiers r no f**king joke. there real. i have seen one at my school and man he is the oddeds one i have ever see. so vampiers r real. there hideing in plan sight. so look close and dont make fun of them or thell kick your ass.

  • that kid you must of seen at your school was no vampire,he was just a lying emo tryin to get attention

  • wat the hell is rong wit u why cant u just not worry bout wat we think, we think/know vampires exist...so it does not mean u can just tell every believer there not. just leave us believers alone

  • Because the majority of you are poisioning the minds of the young people out there with bullshit lies to make them followers,I have no problem with you all keeping it to yourself but to post it everywere on youtube and get more people to fall for it like idiots is just low.

  • I don't think that is the case some of them out there are just trying to help the kids. I run a organization that is against these kind of politics, there are many kids who are just a little misguided, i try to point them back in the right directions preferably away from wanting to be a vampire. it really sucks after all .

    its the one's pushing the books that are worse than most of these Youtubers

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  • if thats the case i respect that since its true,media really is messing up society badly and we got weebols submitting to it like a very effective subliminal message

    theres still thoes who have submitted to media out there that are still trying to start something wrong,mostly the goths you see here once again trying to seek attention on yt

  • JOl? goths seeking attention? what about the people arguing about such things, its attention to? so you make your self here for attention. im hear partly out of being annoyed. when people make staments like that, we would call you a emo vamp, that you feed off the negative enrgy jol, hahjust wait to i get my vidos going, going to make yours look bad i havea nice voice im not afraid of that ill keep my face off some of these things

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  • its not like i try to make my vids the best thing ever seen,im just trying to get the word out.

    If I did have a video camera then I would get the truth through much better,right now its just low budget stuff

  • you speak as though I lack the charisma to deliver the truth!To deliver the truth it takes great charisma and I will have just that if needed.Sure I may keep my face anonymous but the voice must be heard

  • Vamp, please use the browser with a spell check, i don't spell perfect nor dose jolok but we use the spell check

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  • @loveless954 there are quite a few people in my school that i think are possibly vampires.

  • @loveless954 AND IM THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND

  • @loveless954 all i need is a stake, holey water, cross, and fire

  • @MinakoBakura, just to let you know... All those things would kill an average Human. So, who's to think that because you have those. That you'll be killing a Vampire and not your neibour who just so happens to be just as average. Btw, Holey (you mean HOLY) water us just plain water... Sorry to burst your bubble...

  • @xxDjxDirtyxx its called a joke dumbass, and how can a wooden cross kill someone? provide me with hard evidence that proves that this video is real then i wont joke around, god no one can take a joke anymore

  • @MinakoBakura, Learn how to tell them and they may become funny... Opinions are too often mistaken for a sence of humor these days...

  • @MinakoBakura holy water is just purified water and fire just burns anything xD u can steak us and we turn into a puddle of blood. and a blessed cross will burn out skin if we are touched with it

  • well ive not finished this vidoe yet but it is kind of funny and a little lame that you cant see shit but good entertainment

  • you bitch vamps hate human because of people like you motherfucker. Tell me where you liv and you wont see daylight again

  • hahahahhaha boy you really gave him cool words hahaha

  • wow kid , whats the deal? i live in cali... is your mom a milf? calm down i cant tell if your mad about the lame video or if you have a problem with vampires...with the video your over reacting, with vamps you would have to be dumb...

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  • just because you feel the need to drink blood doesnt make you a vampire it means your an attention whore OMG IM A REAL VAMPIRE WHY WONT YOU'S BELIEVE ME fuck off i dont call myself a merman because i feel the need to swim

  • YOU'RE AWESOME! (:

  • dude...you're totally right :)) what the fuck is up with this vampire trend? all the emo kids think they are vampires now....i think it has something to do with that stupid movie twilight...and btw i'm a real werewolf :))) hahahaaa

  • @justme4u19 actually most emo kids know what they are may be they are just coming around and out of the darkness

    (hiding) and others are just posers but you could be the worst of all

  • you're an idiot...grow the fuck up and admit that this vampire thing is a stupid trend...how old are you...13? I mean come on man...are you really that retarded???

  • i am not 13 ... the vampire thing is more than a trend, the ammount of vampires might be a trend, but you mis a point how old is dracula the book? when did the myths come from, before dracula there were other vampire stries fom all over the world. niot just transilvania, and the church put something together on it a few hundred years back . watch more utube documentaries ,

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    its not nice to say retarded

  • the vampires from long long ago before the myths were cannibals or people with Hematolagnia,you didnt hear about them bragging about powers they DIDNT have now do you?

  • @ DSNightwalker dude...the myth of vampires generated because in the old days people couldn't`t explain diseases such as catalepsy or porphyria...maybe you should read more....now it became a trend because of retarded books and movies such as twilight and other bullshit tv series...and i won`t apologize for saying that if you believe in vampires you are retarded ,because if you do you really are...grow up!!

  • excuse me, do you mind if i butt in? no one can tell if they are real or not; but dont say that believers are retarded! and people that like twilight and all the other stuff like that! you never know, and it doesnt make them retarded just because you said so, i do not mean to be rude or anything, but it doesnt matter if you are a believer or non-believer, no one is retarded!

  • @justme4u19 oh and its not nice to say retarded kid, use scientific principals and you will find you simply believing blindly that something does not exist, (minis numerous vampire accounts etc, logged by doctors and the church that we might try and explain away ) does not mean it does not exist, in fact there is more evidence that vampires (of a varied kind ) are probable, so the burden is to prove they do or do not exist, you can not prove they do not exist hence you are late again

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  • @justme4u19 to some you would fit into the kid category ive spent your life time in this , if i am retarded i would have to call you a snot nosed kid, who thinks she knows it all, ... this trends been around well before you were reading twilight . (or born for that matter)legends and myths are more than just explanations of disease. spanning the globe. i might have a few more books than you are capable of collecting. on the whole your speech is unrefined and crass . names dont win debates

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  • @DSNightwalker maybe i like calling names to people who i find really really stupid....dude i'm from Transylvania the birthplace of modern vampires :))

    I've studied history and myths for a long time now and this is all i have to say: every myth has a logical explanation...you must be a really insecure person if you feel the need to believe in a stronger being than humans...and so you know this wasn't a debate for me....i know better than to argue with morons ;) bye now!

  • @justme4u19 missed it by that much. not all myths begin with Dracula ..

    Fată proastă ... vorbeşti prostii sau minciuni, cu ignoranţa ta. so with that stoker never went there so we could say the UK was the modern birthplace but vampires have existed all corners of the globe in various forms some terribly stupid some a bit more to the modern

    good to see you stopped arguing with your self . difference in opinion is not stupid your ignorance thats a another story

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  • @DSNightwalker :)) vai de mine....vad ca te-ai deranjat sa ma insulti in romana...tradu asta: cineva care crede intr-o chestie atat de retardata precum "vampirii" trebuie sa fie o persoana foarte nesigura si frustrata....stiu si eu cativa vampiri dar aia nu sug sange ,aia sug pula asa ca tine....du-te si cauta vampiri si monstrii si ce mai vrea capul ala tau dement ,dar nu mai incerca sa aduci argumente asupra existentei lor ca te faci de ras :P....simpaticule =))=))

  • you would need more to it to be a merman. like a fisht tail. research you might lear na thing or two, maybe 3 or 4

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  • @randompervertful What about a lack of iron? Lacking in iron causes a "desire" for blood. Of course an iron supplement also fixes that issue.

    I always wanted to cover my entire face with ketchup and go on youtube claiming to be a... rabid vampire. hahahaha

    If vampires do exist I would actually pity them, Its a horrible life having to live off something that isn't readily available. This is all theoretical of course.

  • omfg how couldu document if vampires r real, how could u rat on them? Like how would u like it if Vampires were real and humans were beasts and then they ratted on us when we would trust them. You know what your the beast not them, and besides my bf is a vampire... and he is less of a beast than u are.

  • I WANNA BE A VAMPIRE!

  • @1puppyluver1 no offense we thank you for wanting to be a vampire but you seem to happy not in a bad way but by all means if you truely want to be try around where you live there are more of us then you all think

  • lol, autism must have taken most of your brain. so sorry

  • yea me too,

  • vampires are REAL!!!!! so get YOUR story straight

  • Vampires are fake bullshit. If they were real I'd stab some silver crosses through their hearts and watch those suckers bleed to death, then I'd burn 'em after! :3

  • your a moron first of all vampires are real they live normal livesi know one im his best freind and vampires arent afected by silver or regular crosses only if the cross is blessed does it work its warewolves that are supposedely effected by silver but there not really and really like youu could a vampire or a lycanthrope would kill before you knew they wer there

  • I'm a moron? Look at your spelling. Vampires are fictional. Get your friend to get his geeky poser ass to my house so I can beat the shit out of him. Vampires are NOT real. Get a fucking life, please.

  • you are the 3rd word in your post, fictional

    ictional adj

    1: related to or involving literary fiction; "clever fictional devices"; "a fictional treatment of the train robbery" [ant: nonfictional]

    2: formed or conceived by the imagination; "a fabricated excuse for his absence"; "a fancied wrong"; "a fictional character"; "used fictitious names"; "a made-up story" [syn: fabricated, fancied, fictitious, invented, made-up] well if that is so why is itthat vampire legend come from everywhere?

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  • @trueghostrider1 not perfect , but better than that kid

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  • you cannot forget to collect the tongue, it is extremely valuable, worth up to $650 in south California, and in texas i believe you can get up to $900. anyway, happy hunting!

  • @cherrioattack in most of the cases i doubt you would be a fitting opponent some one can eat allot of cheerios.

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  • Umm. What?

    It's Cherrioattack, not Cheerioattack... O_o

  • I'm not a vampire but, my ex boyfriend jay is and first of all vampires aren't actually bad people think of vampires as blood sucking monsters but that's just steriotypes and it's hard to beleive in them but sometimes myths are true like big foot or chubracabras and maybe even yeti's. I can't say I beleive this video though

  • I am a hybrid vampire.

  • I am a vampire and i dont appreshiate being called a monster me and my coven only feed on the blood of animals

  • You're not a Vampire. But tell me, how does it feel to be a fake ass bitch?

  • @wizard101firecat

    if you were a vampire, you should know how to spell. It's appreciate... not appreshiate! They live forever and you would think something as little as spelling would be easy for you....

  • how many red lines did you see when you wrote that post? fircats a kid just like you Carrie , why else would you want to be a vampire?

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  • is your coven names CULLEN>>> i supposed your going to say you hunt and kill the animal? Real vampires hate sparckly ones. and id rather kill a person than a animal (people know better, animals don't)

    if you feel the desire for animal blood there is plenty butchered go to the Asian market look for dugo

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  • .........coven?? a coven is a gathering of witches if you were a vampire you would be a monster but since they dont truely exist your not.

  • i'm a Hybrid Vampire

  • fag

  • you know thats a offensive derogatory statement you know they could sue your lame dumb ass if super was in fact gay....

    Lame it would be skulls not tongues and i live in cali

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  • whats a hybrid vampire?

  • do you know a vampire coolrisa?

  • THIPS should investigate vampires , they already investigated Ouija and Otherworld Contacts , scary shit .

  • no i ustkidding

  • i am a vampire

  • Vampires are real, and I'm not trying to be rude and try to prove you wrong. I'm just saying I believe in them.

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  • mypet hates your music

  • Now I know that your making this up... 8th graders dont move!

  • dude wtf fuck you fucking waste of time vamps are frikin real....

  • WAST OF TIME

  • A sandwich with lots of mayo? Thats what Im talking about!

  • lol

  • you are an a**hole vamps are real 8th graders arent stupid god

  • ok vampires are real but are not immortal its called v5 or retro virus look it up on google. soo yea....

  • err NO a retrovirus is a VIRUS like HIV, Polio etc.

  • ?? I know did you look it up cause all i did was type v5 retro virus and some weird vampire site poped up talkin about some wierd vampire virus thing. oh well lol

  • the v5 or v6 virus thing was bogus long time ago they were talking about it , its like ultraviolet

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  • Well idk vampires are mabe not real at all then...

  • hey dude, yhur from britain and yhu said 8th graders? i meen wtf,its year 8 :P

  • whats the song at the end

  • Vampires are real i am one....I like the songes....

  • i now they are real and im only 11 wishing to be one there not monsters

  • THEY ARE MONSTERS!!! BEASTS!!! ALL OF THEM... we must fina, skin and burn all vamps in america! KILL THEM ALL

  • You fucker d3rsty!!!! Im a vampire how would you like it if i said "All humans should be burned" Yeah you wouldn't like it dumbass! I don't suck blood i nibble on skin and get energy from there skin im not a monster!

  • AHHAHAHA, i have collected the tongues of 8 vamps so far. WE MUST RISE UP AGAINST THESE ... THESE BEASTS!!.. they must all go... ALL OF THEM! BURN THEM ALL

  • @d3rsty your sick we are not beasts we are actually more civilized then all of you. (NOT TO MENTION EDUCATED TOO)

    and you say you've collected the tounges of eight vampyres already, that is sick, that is like having some wierd fettish, even for a hunter thats low, they would not do that and you call us beasts

  • "even for a hunter"... i am a master hunter, i am a seasoned professional, and have killed 97 vamps in my career . every single one of the 97 were stupid, ignorant, ugly, bad smelling beasts. they are so extremely dumb its funny, very easy to fool.

  • Bogus ... you probably only hunt ants with a magnifying glass

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  • no shit.... vampires are just imaginary creatures made up to make some people feel like they belong to a "family"

  • mhm thats wat u think (;

  • you must have brown eyes d3rsty

  • the cuseing doesnt make you look much better than him little calm

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  • .........your not a vampire nibbling on people skin is just a fetish you are a human.vampires are not truely real.

  • @stargod4 When it comes right down to it, it is really difficult to draw blood by biting someone. Not to mention it would also be extremely painful to the person being bitten.

    Vampires are great for a bedtime story but to think they could exist is just preposterous.

  • @autonomous2010 i never believed they existed im just saying if they did im sure theyd be like wild animals not the frickin love pussys that most shows and moives give off...did you even read my comments??

  • @stargod4 Sorry either I missed most of them or I misunderstood most of them.

    Yeah they would have to be like wild animals to survive. Obviously blood is not freely available in large quantities for somebody to just take.

    I think the twilight series spawned a new group of people believing vampires could ever exist.

  • @autonomous2010 its alright.

    yeah..i hate twilight for that....alot of kids think wearing dark clothes and dying thier hair makes them a vampire its amazing how myths and legends change.

    i bet in stephenie meyers veiw wendigos look like koalas if she makes a book about that im sure people will believe that to.

  • did i tell you i live in cali kid. nut up or shut up!

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  • i beleve in them i hope they exist but dnt actually kill us

  • lol this vid is jokes but your gonna have to turn of the comments because we are real lol "when i grow up i wanna be a bird" lol "get a sandwitch" and "they don't mooove" you are a joker .

  • 8th graders r not stupid!! we r awesome!!

  • ok..... may you basicly give me the detailed information about what your "Vampire Case" are based on?! I do belivie in Vampire and I really do belive in Lycantrhopy (Werewolves, Shapeshifters etc)!

  • your a retard we cant even see anything like anyone is going to believe you

  • i don't consider myself like a vampire but i do tend to adapt to peoples emotion. and yes i do belive in vampires

  • I can't see anything..........

  • vampires are real

  • yea i can't see anything

  • your an idiot real vampirism is a diesease and you need blood not just fake energy

  • im a vampire but i mostly feed off energy

  • almost everyone knows Vampires are real.

  • dude like vampires are real

    but you can't see shit and

    stop talking about human food

    i get nauseated i want to puke

  • vampires are real

  • vampires r not bad people im one

  • rock on!

  • yup. I bet you are ;-)

  • I can't see shit

  • urm yes it is LOL!!!

  • vampires are real haha, im a vampire

    sounds crazy you may not believe me, believe what you want, but i have a craving to bit peples necks and drink their blood, not kill them but just to take abit.

  • theholyemo thats not a vampire you idiot

  • lol awesomeness bite me jkjk

  • your fucking crazy

  • anyone who thinks vampire arent real should be eaten alive (i really am a vampire) but i dont drink blood only other type of vampires do that, anyone who thinks they are vampiressend me a message for more info :D

  • so you are a psy vamp then

  • Vampire Are Real Than What Am I

  • you are really stupid and vampires excist what am I?

  • vampires are real, i know 12 off the top of my head.

  • it's a boring clip

  • HAI

    229 sucka.