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  • Santa vs Jesus

  • CONAN O'BRIEN vs JAY LENO!!!

  • robocop vs terminator

  • David Letterman Vs. Johnny Carson!

  • God vs Satin

  • Ahhhh this is what started it all!

  • O'Reilly won!!

  • instrumental?

  • Edgar Allan Poe vs. Tim Burton

  • Santa vs Death

  • whos ass got whooped!

  • whos ass got whiped!

  • conan o brien versus LENO!!

  • The first and best one Lennon owns!

  • this is still a classic

  • JOHN LENNON WINS

  • bil oriely won clearly

    

  • bil oriely won

  • whooo73 its jaba the hut not java

  • You guys writing your own aren't helping xD

  • i think yall should make 50cent vs m&m

  • damn bro your to good ahahah

  • fuck you superworldjumper your to good ahahahah :)

  • RoboCop vs Terminator ROUND 3

    RoboCop: You are under arrest. Halt. Cease. Desist.

    Though I have No Emotions, you’re getting me Pissed!

    Make any sudden moves, You’ll soon be eating Lead.

    You’re coming with me, Alive or Dead!

    Terminator: You call yourself a cyborg? You look like the Tin Man!

    Someone sawed off your face and stuck it on a Garbage Can!

    Hasta la vista, baby! Would you like to be Buried or Cremated?

    I won’t have to Come Back, because You’ve Been Terminated!

  • @SuperWorldJumper That's fucking legendary bud. :D

  • Terminator: Hey robo cop, guess what, you are actually really bad, i'll beat you down and kill

    you, you know thats pretty sad! Dude, you look like java the hut from star wars, your best friends spray paint, and your moms a fucking horror! Yeah fuck it, so what if I didn't kill john connor. I'll rape his ass in the next movie, this time even harder!  Okay look, now I'm done with this rap, after I'm done with you, I wont even have to come back

  • no thumbs up for me TT___TT my rap sucks.

  • Anonymous Vs Bill Gates

  • grif vs caboose

  • kenny vs cartman

  • master chief vs arbiter

  • @SuperWorldJumper  sick!

  • Rematch

  • shiiiiiiiit one side went out on my headphones and this isnt the same anymore :(

  • Marilyn Manson vs. Charles Manson.

  • Morgan freeman vs. Ghandi

  • Bill O'reilly won easy 

  • john lennon won and billOReilly got jelis so he ran away

  • RoboCop vs Terminator ROUND 2.0

    Terminator: Quit with the Crap. Here’s how a Real Robot Raps!

    I’ll cut you to pieces and then sell you for scrap.

    Your Programming’s Pathetic! You got nothing on Cyberdyne!

    Your brain is about as functional as the ED-209.

    I've been Destroyed 3 Times, but I Keep Coming Back!

    You Pretend To be Righteous, but I won't Fall for Your Act!

    I've seen you Take Revenge, You're No Better Than Me!

    After I'm Done with You, You'll Need a New Warranty!

  • Santa vs. God

  • Eminem vs mac miller

  • john lennon won

  • 00:37 The most perfect rebuke to any form of attack.

  • @SuperWorldJumper you should put your comment on some of the newer rap battles too so nicepeter and epiclloyd will see it for sure

  • Jon Stewart vs. Martha Stewart

    Chef Boyardee vs. Emril

    Lil' Wayne vs. Wayne's World

    Snap, Crackle, and Pop vs. The Crack in Charlie Sheen's nose

    Two Girls vs. One Cup

  • Freddie Mercury vs. Michael Jackson

  • It's a tie

  • ron weasley vs harry potter

  • sonic vs mario

  • Julius Caesar vs. Joseph Stalin 

  • John Lennon won. Now ya can't buy me love, but i'll kick ur ass for free

  • John lennon for sure

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  • DANTE VS BUSH !!

  • Jesus VS Satan plz do this one nicepeter i mean u did mario brothers vs wright brothers 4 god sakes

  • Obama vs Osama bin laden.

  • 1657 people who disliked this need to smoke weed for an hour

  • you is gay

  • I think it was a tie

  • John Lennon won

  • Terminator vs. Optimus Prime

  • john lennon

    smoke weed for an hour

  • JOHN LENNOVN VOTE HERE

  • HAY SUPER MAN VS BAT MAN

  • Indiana Jones VS Nathan Drake.

  • Too many advertisements on youtube

  • @joejr620 then get adblock it's free and stops ad's

  • John Lennon

    Link vs Thomas Edison

  • Bonus points for DO IT LIVE!

  • Jim Morrison vs Madonna

  • Justin Bieber VS Selena Gomez 

  • link vs justin bieber

  • TOBUSCUS VS ZEUS!

    Do it

  • IM TIRED OF HOW YOU SEEM TO STIR THE PEOPLE UP WHY DONT YOU JUST TAKE A VACATION AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • best beat ever

  • @Rawdog65 Thia beat is good but, Darth Vader vs Hitler 2 and Abe Lincoln and Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers are the best

  • Batman and joker

  • Columbus vs. Leif Ericson

  • Johnny Knoxville vs. Kenny Rogers

  • Tosh vs. Dyrdek

  • Osama bin laden vs Obama

  • @humpyslayer9 how many times I've seen that suggestion

  • John Lennon won. You can't explain that.

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  • Robocop vs Terminator

    RoboCop: I protect the innocent. I uphold the law.

    You won't be able to rap, after I break your jaw!

    I serve the public trust. Those are my prime directives.

    You failed to do yours! Looks like you're defective!

    Some say you’re more advanced, but I wouldn’t buy that for a dollar.

    You’re a waste of skin and bolts who couldn’t even kill Connor!

    This cop takes care of crime, cuz I’m a prime investigator.

    Just Jingle All the Way home, Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger!

  • @SuperWorldJumper lol... pretty good yo

  • @SuperWorldJumper Why is detectives pluralized when RoboCop only named one directive?

  • @SuperWorldJumper they will aspet the pepole but not the lyrics thts wat they told me when i emialed him sorry

  • @SuperWorldJumper You better copyright those rhymes playa!

  • @SuperWorldJumper Terminator: Scan Mode 03958. Robo-Bitch Identified. I am the terminator the destroyer of lives. Break who's jaw? you're but a puny fly. I am the thing that won't die in the nightmare that won't end. You're a petty police officer that i'll just have to rend. You look like Daft Punk, but you're not as smart. You've got the looks, but where's the music part? You can shut the F@#k up, rocket launchers initiated. Hasta la vista baby, cuz you're terminated.
  • Total Bill o'Reily

  • Michael Jackson vs Maddona

  • Morgan Freemon vs. Denzel Washington

  • Rush Limbaugh Vs Obama

  • batman vs superman

    osama bin ladin vs Anne Frank

    ... best hide and seek players ever!!!

    

  • John Lennon beat Bill O'reilly.

  • Morgan Freeman vs. God

  • Marilyn Manson vs. Marilyn Monroe. Please, I beg you.

  • @MrNoodlesNeedles DOO IT

  • Beethoven won..oh wait, wrong video

  • alf stewart would beat everyone

  • barbie vs poly pocket

  • "10 thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beetle"

    Bahahahahah. xD

    Bill O Reilly wins.

  • @mreman239 Bill O Reilly sucks

  • Bill Gates vs George Washington

  • @XboXProGuYs bitch please,Bill Gates vs. Steve Jobs this is epic

  • @Tryacc100 thts wat ive been saying haha

  • Micheal jackson vs Elvis Presley

  • Morgan Freeman vs Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

  • Barack Obama vs George Washington

  • Kurt Cobain vs Courtney Love

  • REMATCH

  • Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley

  • Paul Mcartney vs George Harrison

  • how many r there

  • a 17 time viral video fuck yeah

  • Eric Cartman vs Bender

    Cartman: “You call yourself Bender, But I'm gonna Break ya,

    Just like a piñata at Casa Bonita!

    I’m the King of Comedy Central, you’re simply a minority!

    So go back to Fox Network, and Respect Mah Authoritah!”

    Bender: “Here’s some respect for you: BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!

    I’m cooler cause I Smoke, and I don’t weigh a ton in mass.

    Yeah, I’ll be Breaking your Balls, and then I’ll make you Bend,

    I’ll shove up your ‘Authoritah’ right up your Rear End!”

  • Dora the Explorer vs. Little Red Riding Hood

    Robin Hood vs. Saddam Houssein

    Yuri Gagarin vs. Neil Armstrong & Buzz Aldrin

  • FUCK THE MORMONS

  • O'reilly won that. Easy.

  • kurt cobain vs axle rose

  • John Lennon V Bill O'Reilly REMATCH

    

  • a 2010 video and there are still people voting for next battle

  • The announcer won

  • spongebob vs patrick

    

  • VOTE HERE: Bill O'Reilly

  • Thank GOD they changed the announcer!

  • daniel tosh vs peter griffen

    jeff dunham vs conan

  • Bill O' Reilly [VOTE HERE]

  • John Lennon [VOTE HERE]

  • Magret Fratcher VS Williliam Wallis

  • OJ Simpson vs Casey Anthony

  • myspace vs Facebook

  • John Bonham VS Barack Obama

  • george washinton vs. ron burgindy

  • dobby vs sponge-bob please

  • Edward Cullen VS Jason

  • Sonic vs. Mario!

  • Barney Vs Elmo!!! like if u agree

  • Jwow vs. Angeliana Jolie

  • willy wonka versus snookie!

    

  • jackie chan versus bruce lee!

  • Jackie Chan vs Jackie Gleason

  • God vs Satan

  • Wayne Gacey vs Wayne Campbel of Waynes World!

  • Wayne Gacey vs Wayne Campbel of Waynes World!

  • Sir Isaac Newton vs. Adam from Adam and Eve.

  • Steven Colbert vs. John Stewart

  • @TheLupDawg hell yes hell yes hell yes :D

  • @TheLupDawg Those two would be EPIC AS FU** Get the real guys to do it!

  • @TheLupDawg PERFECT!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ya need to chill out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour.

    WON

  • indeana joens vs zelda

  • lennon

  • this one's my favorite <3.

  • this will never catch on haha

  • axl rose vs tipper gore

  • he forgot the lyrics

  • everyone there is no point of posting on this vid go to the season 2 then post

  • Ghandi VS Phoenix Wright

  • I love these rap battles, HITLER vs DARTH is just the best, PLEASE keep on making these.........plenty of likes for these

  • J-E-S-U-S V.S. DARWIN!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!

  • WOW! This was my first time watchin this one and it was pretty fuckin sick! Bill shitted on John with that insane flow!

  • like if it's 2012 and ur still watching this XD

  • J. Edgar Hoover vs. Alfred Kinsey

  • you all got it wrong, Dr. Parnassus vs Jesus

  • Matrix vs The Punisher