The last 7 or so seconds. Japanese use mayonaise to make babies which explains so many of their oddities.
I will never eat Japanese mayonaise .. ever..even if it's the last thing in a barren radioactive wasteland I find, I'll break the bottle, wash it off and end myself right there!
@xlaleclx The brand name of the mayo is Kewpie. The Miracle Whip/Hellmann's of Japan. It's a big company,they also make cod roe spaghetti sauce. Check out those ads.
That isn't punk. That is modern day faggot ass wanna be punk bull shit like green day, arvril, and that ska bull shit. Punk is better off dead than to be resurrected by the weak whinny generation. All the real punks went to cyber-punk/industrial music long ago.
Is there a channel for this stuff? I really wanna sub asian commercials.
uidsea 2 months ago
wheres the part where she squirts it out of her butt? cmon i know you people have seen this...thumbs if u have
hifeyracer 2 months ago
I forgot the musturd. hold on. (does the same thing but with musturd.)
2ethom 3 months ago
ive had japanese mayo before it tastes waaaay diffrent than the mayo we have here.
THEVASART 3 months ago
49ers vs raiders???
thumbs up sf bay area rules!!!!
llager 3 months ago
thats it girl catch that mayo run to the kitchen and make me ma sanich
faceboy12 3 months ago
Hah! I think it's pretty clever/funny. XD
FoamKittyGamer 3 months ago
0:14 hiruma...?
eyeshild21fan 3 months ago
the most normal video ive seen form japan.. still weird though
dahoda 4 months ago
this commercial was made for Hijikata Toshi from gintama :D
LumbOfmyGOD 4 months ago
@LumbOfmyGOD im sure he saw it and made his derp face
politicsisboring 3 months ago
@politicsisboring hehe >.<
LumbOfmyGOD 3 months ago
BAHAHAHA THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS LAND ON HER AND THEN AT 0:24 THE MAYO GOES SPRAYING!
25centsapop 4 months ago
great video
saike1984 4 months ago
She caught it because she was the one that needed to make some damn sandwiches... :P
NINJAxxPH0X 4 months ago
i want that girl to taste my mayo
kidlost123 4 months ago
I don't get it, but perhaps it explains something
The last 7 or so seconds. Japanese use mayonaise to make babies which explains so many of their oddities.
I will never eat Japanese mayonaise .. ever..even if it's the last thing in a barren radioactive wasteland I find, I'll break the bottle, wash it off and end myself right there!
iamcrimsonspecter2 4 months ago
0:25 :3
Bluestreakteam 5 months ago
0:24 it had to happen
Quadraxis 5 months ago
gintama ftw!
jordandcv123 5 months ago
Why didn't the Mayo spray in her face???
VicousZ 5 months ago 2
@VicousZ XD
Taki404 5 months ago
its good for you
Aftonstund 5 months ago
It´s that Okita´s voice?
NaviVongola 5 months ago
i was thinking of hijikata
FantaN1AF 5 months ago
There are other countries that have an interest in American football besides America? wow
CCTV9 5 months ago
@CCTV9 Eyeshield 21
Reno750 5 months ago
mayo deserves this
CornOnTheCobIIV 6 months ago
any sport with a bazooka in it is a good sport in my books
sinisterspike 6 months ago
afortunadamente, mi vecino es japonés, y dijo que este anuncio fué el peor del año, en su época
ogata-sama, arigato gozaimazu!!!
abdulalfarzed 6 months ago
All i understood was watashi wa o-o
LyssaPrp 6 months ago
it's actually a trailer for some kind of weird japanese gangbang movie i'm sure
njahmoon89 6 months ago
45 people prefer mustard
lordaymz 7 months ago
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it will be the best thing if it was in america
joemichaelcurtis 7 months ago
it will be the best thing if it was in amirica
joemichaelcurtis 7 months ago
nevermind
XLRO8 7 months ago
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Dear, Japan
Cut it out guys, seriously what the hell?
Love,
The rest of the world
AustinMazenSafadi 8 months ago
The bottle is a phallic symbol, lol
captainchu 8 months ago
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@captainchu said "The bottle is a phallic symbol, lol"
Everything is a phallic symbol. That is the beauty of it.
newtubetubetube 7 months ago
After she scores the mayo she gets some babies at the end?
xlaleclx 8 months ago
@xlaleclx The brand name of the mayo is Kewpie. The Miracle Whip/Hellmann's of Japan. It's a big company,they also make cod roe spaghetti sauce. Check out those ads.
yardlet6 6 months ago
i bet she loves mayonaise.
XthewaytofailX 8 months ago
kewpie mayonaise... is fucking awesome, this add proves that fact
fhockstah 8 months ago
Omg... this song is epic..
Reapex1 9 months ago
Well a rocket launcher would make the game way more interesting.
Foxfire240 9 months ago 14
Why the RPG?
shmandible1 9 months ago
she is so cute
su43berkut17 9 months ago
that make any1 get some mayo.....
aarron 9 months ago
hahah kewpie!!
purdoy25 10 months ago
What.
killerkirbydude 10 months ago
@penguincheesecake i agree
arisa4545 10 months ago
WTH is up with the babies at 0:26
lupusastrum7 10 months ago
@lupusastrum7 that's the mayo brand logo lols
hanzip 10 months ago
@lupusastrum7 their logo... XD
kenshinguy15 9 months ago
that mayo must be fucking awesome
mhmimilu 10 months ago
thats the egg mayo my friend uses... hes a wap
DeusExKiran 10 months ago
jizz in a bottle?
ixonixas 10 months ago
something on that island went somewhere terrebly wrong ......
baumliebhaber 10 months ago
they don't fuck whit mayo
Chaverri691 11 months ago
Honestly, what is that song
colonelmuffinss 11 months ago
Lots of phallic imagery here
roytboga 11 months ago
OMG! Does anyone know where I can get the song that's playing in the background....or at least the name of who made it?!
Konaruhi 11 months ago
Is this how other countries view American football?
brawldude23 11 months ago
Wtf is a mayo-loaded bazooka doing in a football match
banga999 11 months ago
why are there babies at the end?
sedrios 1 year ago 12
@sedrios The brand is called Kewpie.
envysiblegirl 11 months ago
@sedrios
The mayos made them....
sasarai95 11 months ago
@sedrios The whole team gave that woman their "Mayo," and she got preggers.
newbcake88 2 months ago
@sedrios They are the product logo.
1010pons 2 months ago
@sedrios Because it's japan.
regiroiseel 1 month ago
@sedrios because it's a bottle of jizz that she used to make two cartoon babies... lol jk i have no idea.
MrSquid21 1 month ago
ohhh wtf!
MARONINDECO 1 year ago
you're pervers!
soundificator 1 year ago
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This is what Japanese people think America is like.
Coltaculuss 1 year ago
Go fuck a donkey
Ihazdahmoniez 1 year ago
Maybe its their next plan to.. maybe either bomb America or win the next superbowl.
hibye654321 1 year ago
hey why can't we use bazookas in football. I would be going to every game then.
bryong159 1 year ago
I will give her the best mayo I have.
RayRoark2011 1 year ago
I don't get it, so I just laughed at it XD.
FFXfever 1 year ago
something tells me this was racially meant to sell in AMERICA
jayorteg713 1 year ago
@jayorteg713 ? wat?
penguincheesecake 11 months ago
@penguincheesecake all the american stuff in the vids
jayorteg713 10 months ago
@jayorteg713 sooo? american culture is very important in japan. having some in a commercial would be good for avertising
penguincheesecake 10 months ago
tht girls gonna b lik this isnt jizz in a bottle n throw it out lmfaooo
MrDageeman 1 year ago
I had a shocked face all during the commercial, and 20 seconds after. No, I'm not kidding.
roejames12 1 year ago
Was that the same creepy doll from EarthBound Zero?!
MasterSwordMario 1 year ago
wow that girl has more mayonaise than all those guys ;)
93rockgodess 1 year ago
With the mayo she can finally make my fucking sandwich!
HansCabrera 1 year ago
was that japanese ska in the background?
... cool?
DoomsdayOdd 1 year ago
It's cuz girls can't play football
JordansOcarina 1 year ago
Mayo, it's just that good!
fecalophagus 1 year ago
@bigfrozy im making fun of Japanese dick weed
XKarateKatX 1 year ago
the girl probably has a bigger dick than the guys.....fucking japs
XKarateKatX 1 year ago
@XKarateKatX females have no penises...god please do some research next time
bigfrozy 1 year ago 2
It wasn't THAT wtf, I mean there are other weird commercials from all around the world.
Now if that bottle exploded on her face..........
guzguz9 1 year ago
the mayo bottle looks like dildo...
DarkWingDeDe 1 year ago
what did that achieve?
shaykeogh 1 year ago
holy shit japanese play football who knew?
rengokum 1 year ago
naked babies?
jakartytatt 1 year ago
I was hoping for some spray action on the girl.
GraveHorizon 1 year ago 82
What's she doing out of the kitchen?
sev121993 1 year ago 2
That brand of mayo is really good btw =]
PandaMagicFTW 1 year ago
I was waiting for the mayo to explode on her face. Surprised it didn't happen.
Yampot 1 year ago 192
WTF
noal900 1 year ago
so the moral of the story is that only girl can take mayo in the face...
warracer03 1 year ago
japanese people have such imaginations...
kittyfacegirl 1 year ago
I'd tap that.
magd2992 1 year ago
japan is so weird and awesome xD
marcoooootje1 1 year ago
omg KEWpie is the best mayo around
pangalos4444 1 year ago
lol whats up with the babies at 0:27?
90PercentSkill 1 year ago
This is so subliminally wrong in so many ways!
battousai12345 1 year ago
What... the... fuuuuuuuck...
PadraikKasier 1 year ago
It all makes perfect sense if you try that Mayo. Trust me.
angelmassb 1 year ago 6
@angelmassb uhhh not really....
Koomshakashakashaka 1 year ago
this isn't as bad as the ones I saw before this one
AndrosForever 1 year ago
this is weird as hell but i dont mind ill fuck her
Slettenzoon 2 years ago
I don't want mayonnaise, I want white chocolate sauce...
NatashaViola 2 years ago 2
kewpie mayonnaise is pretty dank
nickringer 2 years ago
i'm sure she loves that mayo, all over her face (:
Damagecontrol93 2 years ago 4
dont get it but love the jap ska punk song
nadzthoris 2 years ago
lol id buy it. :]
mrpootenmir 2 years ago
ok...
amd9500 2 years ago
it would of been funnier if the mayo was shot all over her face LOLOOOL
regulatorzone 2 years ago 3
seems like a trip!
preg74 2 years ago
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xxvampirexfreakxx 2 years ago
what is going on here?
NerdTronX 2 years ago
NO MAMEN !!!!!!!!!!
yepesjua 2 years ago
rofl? isit telling us that japanese mayo is 1/2 baby?
danny100333 2 years ago
I don't know what the fuck just happened but it was AWESOME!
LinkTheSamurai 2 years ago
i had no idea what just happened but that was awesome!!!
animesrevolver 2 years ago
WTF!!!!
LsLilLady 2 years ago
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!??!?
WoWRazerd 2 years ago
notice how it has a woman and 2 babies with a white bottle lol
poopieblood 2 years ago
is "mayo" a japanese term for sperm? hey! that rhymed!
RacoonBurglar 2 years ago
mayo shot ;)
retroserval 3 years ago 2
WTFIT!
DanDan9300 3 years ago
thats fucked up
amaruqamaroq 3 years ago
i thought she was gonna catch it and cream her face with it O_O
Yodasstupid 3 years ago
i LOVE this mayo!!
silentiger 3 years ago
wtf
TERogelio 3 years ago
=o... WHAT HAS THIS GOT TO DO WITH MAYO LOL XD EPIC
gamapg 3 years ago
That's actually some really good mayo. I buy it all the time. LOL.
JustyHakubi 3 years ago
wtf ftw
cooler268 3 years ago
lol wth was that all about?
lmaoleaze 3 years ago
Gotta love the money shot at the end.
exhaviour 3 years ago 4
YEAH! all for Mayo!
Spinebroken 3 years ago
this makes the world ask another question about japan,what the fuck is wrong with them? lol seriosuly their commercials are freaking weird
thursdaycure 3 years ago
that is seriously what the fuck
inirapsag1 3 years ago 3
a little too random for me XD
LAHrebirth 3 years ago 2
I'll never see mayo the same way again.
BaganJermal 3 years ago
I want a mayo bazooka now!
bleebeebee 3 years ago
same!!!
mellisco 3 years ago
Too!
MFNF23 3 years ago
i wouldve made her fumble
hoony915 3 years ago
That seemed oddly suggestive.
Schizorettes 3 years ago
While this commercial is strange, Kewpie mayo is great for making sushi. If you eat sushi at a restaurant, it's very likely they used Kewpie in it.
abigguitar 3 years ago
Why can't the U.S. have commercials like this, ours are all boring and stuff.
kvmairforce 3 years ago
i will never stop smiling from now on thank you very much! :P
raphael103 3 years ago
mayo, football, a rocket launcher, some random hot girl.
wow, theres a combination
randomism 3 years ago 60
hahahahahhahaha..that made it more funnier
crashdata 3 years ago
@randomism just a few of my fave things
mackydful 1 year ago
@randomism sounds like an American commercial, actually.
cheesyfudge 1 year ago
@randomism I guess since mayonnaise is popular in America they took a bunch of random "American" things and put them in the commercial lol
lovleelaura88 11 months ago
wtf
zeganort3445 3 years ago
lol wtf bbq? lol i wears out after the first 47 times
undeadsos5 3 years ago
wtf, a mayo commercial with a rocket launcher in it? XD
Ramontwente 3 years ago 3
^_^ so cool
imtal33t 3 years ago 2
that package I saw it in certain animes
abrahamWCE 3 years ago
XD HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
imtal33t 3 years ago
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goonegel 3 years ago
omg kewpie FTW !!
*has run out of mayo* ._.
GRABthatUKE 3 years ago
this looks similor to that japanese milk ad
gareau14 3 years ago
at 0:20 i thought someone cut her neck cuz they really want sum mayo.
subliminallz 3 years ago
try to tell me you're not in the mood to eat like 2 thousand bottles of mayo now.
realityinvazion 3 years ago 3
lol!! wtf?! a hot girl and squirting mayo just shouldn't go together in a commercial. xD
Bunnygirl808 3 years ago 4
The squirting mayo at :25 is just too much! LOL!! Now I want a mayo bazooka. Wait, I already have one XD
AirmanCylon401 3 years ago 2
do any of guys realize that is a "ska" "punk" version of "Ive been working on the railroad"
thats fuckin random but kool
zero2gator 3 years ago
that sucked fuck
Abdizzel 3 years ago
omg!!!!!!! what was it talking about mayo or a really bad game of football?
zim7789 3 years ago 2
what the hell was that??
ballsoffury6969 3 years ago
WTF
hassax1966 3 years ago
Hilarious. Period.
Blackgaia02 3 years ago 2
Periods are disgusting actually.
samxbl 3 years ago 5
That isn't punk. That is modern day faggot ass wanna be punk bull shit like green day, arvril, and that ska bull shit. Punk is better off dead than to be resurrected by the weak whinny generation. All the real punks went to cyber-punk/industrial music long ago.
AlienZygote010 3 years ago