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  • Is there a channel for this stuff? I really wanna sub asian commercials.

  • wheres the part where she squirts it out of her butt? cmon i know you people have seen this...thumbs if u have

  • I forgot the musturd. hold on. (does the same thing but with musturd.)

  • ive had japanese mayo before it tastes waaaay diffrent than the mayo we have here.

  • 49ers vs raiders???

    thumbs up sf bay area rules!!!!

  • thats it girl catch that mayo run to the kitchen and make me ma sanich

  • Hah! I think it's pretty clever/funny. XD

  • 0:14 hiruma...?

  • the most normal video ive seen form japan.. still weird though

  • this commercial was made for Hijikata Toshi from gintama :D

  • @LumbOfmyGOD im sure he saw it and made his derp face

  • @politicsisboring hehe >.<

  • BAHAHAHA THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS LAND ON HER AND THEN AT 0:24 THE MAYO GOES SPRAYING!

  • great video

  • She caught it because she was the one that needed to make some damn sandwiches... :P

  • i want that girl to taste my mayo

  • I don't get it, but perhaps it explains something

    The last 7 or so seconds. Japanese use mayonaise to make babies which explains so many of their oddities.

    I will never eat Japanese mayonaise .. ever..even if it's the last thing in a barren radioactive wasteland I find, I'll break the bottle, wash it off and end myself right there!

  • 0:25 :3

  • 0:24 it had to happen

  • gintama ftw!

  • Why didn't the Mayo spray in her face???

  • @VicousZ XD

  • its good for you

  • It´s that Okita´s voice?

  • i was thinking of hijikata

  • There are other countries that have an interest in American football besides America? wow

  • @CCTV9 Eyeshield 21

  • mayo deserves this

  • any sport with a bazooka in it is a good sport in my books

  • afortunadamente, mi vecino es japonés, y dijo que este anuncio fué el peor del año, en su época

    ogata-sama, arigato gozaimazu!!!

  • All i understood was watashi wa o-o

  • it's actually a trailer for some kind of weird japanese gangbang movie i'm sure

  • 45 people prefer mustard

  • it will be the best thing if it was in amirica

  • nevermind

  • The bottle is a phallic symbol, lol

  • After she scores the mayo she gets some babies at the end?

  • @xlaleclx The brand name of the mayo is Kewpie. The Miracle Whip/Hellmann's of Japan. It's a big company,they also make cod roe spaghetti sauce. Check out those ads.

  • i bet she loves mayonaise.

  • kewpie mayonaise... is fucking awesome, this add proves that fact

  • Omg... this song is epic..

  • Well a rocket launcher would make the game way more interesting.

  • Why the RPG?

  • she is so cute

  • that make any1 get some mayo.....

  • hahah kewpie!!

  • What.

    

  • @penguincheesecake i agree

  • WTH is up with the babies at 0:26

  • @lupusastrum7 that's the mayo brand logo lols

  • @lupusastrum7 their logo... XD

  • that mayo must be fucking awesome

  • thats the egg mayo my friend uses... hes a wap

  • jizz in a bottle?

  • something on that island went somewhere terrebly wrong ......

  • they don't fuck whit mayo

  • Honestly, what is that song

  • Lots of phallic imagery here

  • OMG! Does anyone know where I can get the song that's playing in the background....or at least the name of who made it?!

  • Is this how other countries view American football?

  • Wtf is a mayo-loaded bazooka doing in a football match

  • why are there babies at the end?

  • @sedrios The brand is called Kewpie.

  • @sedrios

    The mayos made them....

  • @sedrios The whole team gave that woman their "Mayo," and she got preggers.

  • @sedrios They are the product logo.

  • @sedrios Because it's japan.

  • @sedrios because it's a bottle of jizz that she used to make two cartoon babies... lol jk i have no idea.

  • ohhh wtf!

  • you're pervers!

  • Go fuck a donkey

  • Maybe its their next plan to.. maybe either bomb America or win the next superbowl.

  • hey why can't we use bazookas in football. I would be going to every game then.

  • I will give her the best mayo I have.

  • I don't get it, so I just laughed at it XD.

  • something tells me this was racially meant to sell in AMERICA

  • @jayorteg713 ? wat?

  • @penguincheesecake all the american stuff in the vids 

  • @jayorteg713 sooo? american culture is very important in japan. having some in a commercial would be good for avertising

  • tht girls gonna b lik this isnt jizz in a bottle n throw it out lmfaooo

  • I had a shocked face all during the commercial, and 20 seconds after. No, I'm not kidding.

  • Was that the same creepy doll from EarthBound Zero?!

  • wow that girl has more mayonaise than all those guys ;)

  • With the mayo she can finally make my fucking sandwich!

  • was that japanese ska in the background?

    ... cool?

  • It's cuz girls can't play football

  • Mayo, it's just that good!

  • @bigfrozy im making fun of Japanese dick weed

  • the girl probably has a bigger dick than the guys.....fucking japs

  • @XKarateKatX females have no penises...god please do some research next time

  • It wasn't THAT wtf, I mean there are other weird commercials from all around the world.

    Now if that bottle exploded on her face..........

  • the mayo bottle looks like dildo... 

  • what did that achieve?

  • holy shit japanese play football who knew?

  • naked babies?

  • I was hoping for some spray action on the girl.

  • What's she doing out of the kitchen?

  • That brand of mayo is really good btw =]

  • I was waiting for the mayo to explode on her face. Surprised it didn't happen.

  • WTF

  • so the moral of the story is that only girl can take mayo in the face...

  • japanese people have such imaginations...

  • I'd tap that.

  • japan is so weird and awesome xD

  • omg KEWpie is the best mayo around

  • lol whats up with the babies at 0:27?

  • This is so subliminally wrong in so many ways!

  • What... the... fuuuuuuuck...

  • It all makes perfect sense if you try that Mayo. Trust me.

  • @angelmassb uhhh not really....

  • this isn't as bad as the ones I saw before this one

  • this is weird as hell but i dont mind ill fuck her

  • I don't want mayonnaise, I want white chocolate sauce...

  • kewpie mayonnaise is pretty dank

  • i'm sure she loves that mayo, all over her face (:

  • dont get it but love the jap ska punk song

  • lol id buy it. :]

  • ok...

  • it would of been funnier if the mayo was shot all over her face LOLOOOL

  • seems like a trip!

  • what is going on here?

  • NO MAMEN !!!!!!!!!!

  • rofl? isit telling us that japanese mayo is 1/2 baby?

  • I don't know what the fuck just happened but it was AWESOME!

  • i had no idea what just happened but that was awesome!!!

  • WTF!!!!

  • WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!??!?

  • notice how it has a woman and 2 babies with a white bottle lol

  • is "mayo" a japanese term for sperm? hey! that rhymed!

  • mayo shot ;)

  • WTFIT!

  • thats fucked up

  • i thought she was gonna catch it and cream her face with it O_O

  • i LOVE this mayo!!

  • wtf

  • =o... WHAT HAS THIS GOT TO DO WITH MAYO LOL XD EPIC

  • That's actually some really good mayo. I buy it all the time. LOL.

  • wtf ftw

  • lol wth was that all about?

  • Gotta love the money shot at the end.

  • YEAH! all for Mayo!

  • this makes the world ask another question about japan,what the fuck is wrong with them? lol seriosuly their commercials are freaking weird

  • that is seriously what the fuck

  • a little too random for me XD

  • I'll never see mayo the same way again.

  • I want a mayo bazooka now!

  • same!!!

  • Too!

  • i wouldve made her fumble

  • That seemed oddly suggestive.

  • While this commercial is strange, Kewpie mayo is great for making sushi. If you eat sushi at a restaurant, it's very likely they used Kewpie in it.

  • Why can't the U.S. have commercials like this, ours are all boring and stuff.

  • i will never stop smiling from now on thank you very much! :P

  • mayo, football, a rocket launcher, some random hot girl.

    wow, theres a combination

  • hahahahahhahaha..that made it more funnier

  • @randomism just a few of my fave things

  • @randomism sounds like an American commercial, actually.

  • @randomism I guess since mayonnaise is popular in America they took a bunch of random "American" things and put them in the commercial lol

  • wtf

  • lol wtf bbq? lol i wears out after the first 47 times

  • wtf, a mayo commercial with a rocket launcher in it? XD

  • ^_^ so cool

  • that package I saw it in certain animes

  • XD HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

  • omg kewpie FTW !!

    *has run out of mayo* ._.

  • this looks similor to that japanese milk ad

  • at 0:20 i thought someone cut her neck cuz they really want sum mayo.

  • try to tell me you're not in the mood to eat like 2 thousand bottles of mayo now.

  • lol!! wtf?! a hot girl and squirting mayo just shouldn't go together in a commercial. xD

  • The squirting mayo at :25 is just too much! LOL!! Now I want a mayo bazooka. Wait, I already have one XD

  • do any of guys realize that is a "ska" "punk" version of "Ive been working on the railroad"

    thats fuckin random but kool

  • that sucked fuck

  • omg!!!!!!! what was it talking about mayo or a really bad game of football?

  • what the hell was that??

  • WTF

  • Hilarious. Period.

  • Periods are disgusting actually.

  • That isn't punk. That is modern day faggot ass wanna be punk bull shit like green day, arvril, and that ska bull shit. Punk is better off dead than to be resurrected by the weak whinny generation. All the real punks went to cyber-punk/industrial music long ago.