The Office: Why Dwight hates cats

[AchievementOverload]

I know why he hates them. Their evil, like hobbits.

[ThemowofChow]

I hate it when people use the incorrect punctuation, and forget to put in appropriate...paws...

[Iznogoudlawl]

@ThemowofChow I C WAHT U DID DAR! XD

[TheVenusAphrodite]

Cats are surveillance devices put on earth by aliens

Dogs are all the humans that have tried to expose this truth

[PickleJar251]

@TheVenusAphrodite Are you a dog

[VickTheQuick]

@TheVenusAphrodite you just blew my goddam mind :O

[MrChachi123]

@TheVenusAphrodite Then that must have been hard to type with just paws.

[TheGreasymonkey100]

@TheVenusAphrodite are you dog?

[ToshiSabriVideos]

stfu everyone. Both dogs and cats are ugly and a fuckin nuisance.

[Wiicubemaster]

@ToshiSabriVideos so dogs are ok like if they don't bark alot and are good hunting dogs and obedient

[TheVenusAphrodite]

@ToshiSabriVideos U sound lonely

[G6Grokxz]

@albokk All cats are ugly anyways......

[G6Grokxz]

Dogs are loyal while cats leave your house

[MrPendejo1321]

cant argue with Dwight's logic

[7CellarDoors]

Men tell women they like cats, but when women arent looking, men kick cats.

I am such a man. Filthy little rodents... >.>

[07nygiantsfan]

@7CellarDoors LMAO I always thought women were more cat people and men were more dog people.

[EmileSabetiMehr]

What?! Cats do provide milk. Remember from "Meet the Parents?"

[LolitaSupreme]

"God in your infinite wisdom, how can you do this?"

Woah woah woah.

Bitchy AND Christian?

Worst character ever.

[Sept0pus]

I like how dogs make good oats. Cats aren't big enough to make a pillow case.

[njdevil281]

Cats keep the barn rat population down though...any real farmer would know that.

[Casson12]

FOREVER ALONE

[123pearson123]

He has a point.

[pedinoway2]

in china they do provide those things

[10CarlosT]

HD is good but DH is better

[lastEvergreen]

Don't they kill pests? :O

[Gunner3210]

Yeah he is correct. They do not provide milk, meat or wool. What? I don't get the joke.

[Arcadia96X]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[whitelighter27club]

cats are better than dogs

[3forte]

House cats: completely useless domesticated animals.

[Osaka13]

@3forte

They bring home food!

[3forte]

@Osaka13 Sorry, I don't eat dead birds or mice.

[piratebri]

@3forte that they are.. pretty sure they originated in ancient egypt where royalty basically laid around all day just like house cats do lol

[kabla13]

@3forte Most dogs are completely useless aswell, unless you have a certain dog, of a certain ''sort'' which is a guard dog, but most dogs, like chiuauas and poodles are completely uneccesary.

[3forte]

@kabla13 Those toy poodles are useful to a certain degree. I can totally exploit their popularity by introducing expensive luxury items made for small dogs to their owners. It's a multi-million dollar industry.

Cats on the other hand are too fussy to even wear a sweater. They don't even wear mittens!

[kabla13]

@3forte HAHAHAH, you dress your animals? Wow, people like you disgust me.

Animals have fur for a reason, there's no reason for you to put clothes on them, it's a waste of money, and the animals most certainly don't like it.

[3forte]

@kabla13 Where did I say I dress my animals? Learn how to read before typing. (laugh)

[thatsummerof1967]

Poor Toby's expression at the beginning!

[AliyaRousan]

@linkfan160 They are NOT cuter, I'm sorry but :/ Dogs always have they're mouths open and they drool, and stink !

[linkfan160]

Cats are alright. But dogs in my opinion are SOOOO much better!

1) They're cuter

2) They're always happy to see you when you come home

3) They can't scratch you!

:D

[Z0mbieS1ayer]

@linkfan160

Cats do all of those things you said, apart from the fact that they can't bite, or kill for that matter.

[linkfan160]

@Z0mbieS1ayer Well MY dog never scratches me. A dog will wag it's tail happily when you come home. A cat will just sit there lazily....

[Z0mbieS1ayer]

@linkfan160

or, it'll rub up against your leg and and purr. I'm not saying that dogs are bad, I'm just saying that cats are cute as well. And my cat doesn't scratch me

[TalonsOfFire]

@linkfan160 My dog scratches me all the time

[clownmakemesmile]

@linkfan160 Thats not right. Dogs are not cuter than cats, and its more problematic to take care of.

I have been with two cats, and two dogs for a few years.Nevertheless dogs are cool, but not cool as cats.

[linkfan160]

@clownmakemesmile Okay, I respect you're opinion. But let's be honest, this IS true right?: When you come home a dog will wag it's tail happily and greet you at the door. But a cat will just lie there and be lazy. Also when you have a dog you don't need to worry about a litter box so that's another plus. Cat's are okay....but after owning a dog for nearly 7 years I definetly find dogs cuter and better.

[can0mark]

@linkfan160

What? My cats greet me too. They dont require a litterbox (they can just go outside). Plus cats do crazy things. Like, you'll be standing in your room and all of the sudden a cat jumps onto a cabinet that's like 2 meters high. Or you're sitting in your backyard and all of the sudden your cat is up in this tree. And then he just jumps out, because he can.

[linkfan160]

@can0mark Oh, does it? I'm sorry then. My friend had a cat and she didn't really greet her when she came home. I assumed that all cats were like that. Sorry, that was immature of me. Yeah, cats can do some crazy stuff. But so can Dogs. : 3

[can0mark]

@linkfan160

I dont know if you're being sarcastic, but I wasnt trying to make you look immature (and dont think you are). Cats have more personality in a way. One cat will greet you at the door, another will just lie on a pillow all day. It kind of depends on how you raise your cats.

[linkfan160]

@can0mark No, I really do feel stupid now. I apologize for assuming that cats are all lazy. Yeah, I guess you're right.

[can0mark]

@linkfan160

Cats are better!

1) You don't have to walk a cat a couple of times a day.

2) They're cuter (they really are)

3) They sometimes give free massages

[Kamorok]

@linkfan160 oh they scratch those little suckers scratch alright..

[anything4what]

@linkfan160 Pretty sure more people have died from household dogs than cats.

[BerserkerCompay3]

@linkfan160 But they don't provide milk.

[Vortexmonkey]

@linkfan160 Even though I love dogs too. I have to disagree. I think baby kittens are some of the most adorable animals on this planet, only bested by baby seals.

[NDBNTZ]

@Vortexmonkey but than when they get older are they as cute?

[Whateveridontcaremeh]

@linkfan160 oh but they can... sometimes they are so happy that you´re home they will jump and scratch you.

[DaZMan772]

@linkfan160 they CAN scratch you

[Foxster50]

@linkfan160 dogs can definitely scracth you but yh i still agree with you xD

[0812hoal]

@linkfan160

1) You have to pick up their shit.

2) You have to take them for a fucking walk

3) Your house and your car ends up smelling like wet dog.

[troublemakir]

@0812hoal Keep the dog outside. Problem solved.

[Olidude13]

@troublemakir but then your outside will smell like wet dog.

[linkfan160]

@0812hoal Yeah, but at least their crap isn't in the house all the time. Cats can smell pretty bad too.

[KungPowMeow]

@linkfan160 my cat doesn't smell bad at all. She bathes herself everyday. Dogs, you have to actually bathe yourself. Also, we have a litter box with a covering on the top so it doesn't smell bad. It shouldn't if you clean it regularly... and at least their crap is all in one area. W/ dogs, you have to search for their crap outside like it's a scavenger hunt haha

[xBEDIx]

@linkfan160 Dogs do not provide milk or wool or meat. Therefore your argument is invalid.

[ZhangXLR8]

@xBEDIx Dog do provide meat and more meat than any domestic cats out there. So therefore your argument is even more invalid.

[ColorPaintSketch]

@linkfan160 What are you talking about? Dogs can definitely scratch you. I have scratches on my arms and legs from my dogs jumping on me when I get home. Yeah... but I love them anyways

[TheWrestlerNation]

@linkfan160 I totally agree, but if you don't cut dog's nails then they can totally scratch you! D:

[hollyhousekitchen]

@linkfan160 Our cats greet us at the door after work! but if a pipe cleaner lands in your lap, god help you...

[albokk]

@linkfan160 dogs cuter than cats LOL you serious?? thats the only readon like cats because they are cute , while most dogs are ugly 

[linkfan160]

@albokk What? No. My dog is adorable. She's sooo cute <3

[tomrees82]

@linkfan160 They can bite your kid's face off though :D

[vernietigert]

@linkfan160 1 and 2 are false imo. I don't know about 3.

[jako2395]

@linkfan160 guess you dont know much about cats then

[ugaboj]

@linkfan160 The cuter part is very debatable, i consider cats ALOT cuter.  My cat is very happy when she sees me come home. And yes cats can scratch you, but dogs can bite you.

[Supuhfuzz]

@linkfan160 Can't scratch you? Ever been scratched on your bare chest by a German Shepherd? Yeah. It ain't pleasant.

[AnimeIntroStyles4]

Right at the end when they quickly show Pam...damn she looks different in that shot. Good different.

[piratebri]

@AnimeIntroStyles4 yes, this was back before her pregnancies lol

[pedinoway2]

@AnimeIntroStyles4 its because the whole thing is left-right, watch this video in DH

[Gunner3210]

@AnimeIntroStyles4 It is the earrings and cute necklace.

[xtremeskilzfrombirth]

@AnimeIntroStyles4 PAM IS PERFECT THE WAY SHE IS

[drumstheo]

brilliant.

Cat was not functional, so the cat had to be disposed.

[Leos215]

Yeah cats suck.