E-Meter Autopsy Part 1 of 2

[logik316]

But but but, it's really about FAITH.

[NOFRIKINWAFFLES123]

ok scientology believes that a b 51 airliner caried ghosts from space to giant theaters on earth?

how dumber can you get

[4G3NTanon]

@NOFRIKINWAFFLES123 Yep, $cientology is dumber than mormonism with their magic underwear. :)

[NOFRIKINWAFFLES123]

@4G3NTanon awww but i believe in magic cows that meow and when they meow magic happens!

but fun oh fun

sure if you kill everybody on your planet they are goin to turn into ghosts

that guy must be a good leader

he kiled everyone

[DJYoshaBYD]

@NOFRIKINWAFFLES123 - Christianity/Catholicism.. talking snakes, raising the dead, people living for hundreds of years in the desert, walking on water, turning water into wine, being swallowed by a giant fish (AND SURVIVING) are all just as stupid.. Its funny that the most logical people will believe in a talking snake, and call ME CRAZY for believing in extraterrestrial life..

[0000Bronboa0000]

LRH himself said that if you want to make money, start a religion.

[composer63]

this is creepy

[bizzybozzy1]

Cause Im trapped in the closet

[JoeMac824]

i gotta admit that box looks pretty sweet

[JulioAvi]

I buyed one in a Steren shop: a lemon is smarten than me.

[falcoperegrinus82]

The e meter measures how gullible you are.

[Republican4Jayzuz]

I've found the SUB UNDERGROUND and am assembling an elite group of Scilons to invade your base AGENT. We will be performing e-meter tests on you until the voltage makes your pacemaker explode MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, then we're sending you to Qual where we will infuse a thousand Thetans into your rotting corpse for disposal at Mount Fuji MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[4G3NTanon]

@Republican4Jayzuz LOL!

[TehLeek]

@4G3NTanon Where do you get these things?

[Stewbid11]

Can't you just add a resistance detector to the (4th) open circuit of any Wheatstone bridge? Does the voltage even matter? Is it at all important to have the subject ground out while completing the circuit?

[MrMarkBartlett]

fukin hammer......hahahha.

[Manganese5]

A religious artefact. What a joke. And I thought the Jehovah's Witness' and 7th day adventists were funny but they have got nothing on Scientology.

Scientology has got to be one of the biggest jokes of 20th/21st century.

Scam alert.

[roslon]

I'm pretty sure that POS requires an external DC Power supply and does not plug directly into 120 VAC.

[4G3NTanon]

@roslon  Actually, the charging circuit is directly connected to the AC line thru a capacitve reactance circuit that was banned by Underwriters Laboratory many years ago because it was a dangerous shock hazard. :)

[XxCONMYSTROxX]

i hate how (fat/old) people breathe so damn heavy every second its like.*oooooooohh, ahhhhhhhhm,,,shhhhhhhh,.... ahhhhh*

[heftybeats]

Does anyone know what the song is called in the beginning of the movie ?

[4G3NTanon]

@heftybeats It's a mix by DJ Lolita, don't know the name.

[AnonKat]

well done sir

[progressivescan09]

it explodes O_O

sounds like a chinese artifact :P

[MrJohndoakes]

Just for the record Hubbard didn't invent the e-meter; Volney Mathison came up with the first one in the 1940s. Hubbard incorporated it into Dianetics in the early 1950s, then stopped using it because Mathison wanted his name on the units used by Dianetics/Co$. Hubbard then had two guys reverse engineer their own smaller version and he got a patent for it in 1966.

[poisonapple16]

Agent, lay off the cheetos man, you're going to have a heart attack

[4G3NTanon]

@poisonapple16 Ha, been there done that. After several heart attacks and open heart surgery I tend to breath heavy even under the slight amount of stress of making a video. I am, after all, an old fucker way before my time. :)

[poisonapple16]

@4G3NTanon Well, I'm glad your sense of humour is intact.

[TheDittyBags]

Wait... are you a scientologist? Cuz if you are... i hate you

[4G3NTanon]

@TheDittyBags Well, no, I'm an Ex from many years ago and I support Anonymous

$cientology must vanish from history.

[St3f1n]

@4G3NTanon it is not possible to vanish $cientology from history, because it is/was there ans do will be in History forever unless you make your own mind control and go over the face of earth like a really bad hurricane.

[4G3NTanon]

@St3f1n Yeah, that was a little over the top on attitude. The internet being as it is, info about $cientology will be around a very long time. I'll just be glad when it becomes an old forgotten meme no one cares about :)

[Goldmotherfunker]

A family member of mine had the exact same one when i was a child. That person is now a former member. Many.. many.. many thousands later.

[VincoEstMeusNomen]

so...you breath really heavy for just sitting there, im just saying, its distracting

[Mahoivlich]

expensive ohm meter

[youngmiss38]

Even though its a functioning device he has demonstrated that it be adjusted to benefit who is operating it.

[yodaman1777]

scientologist and people obsessed with revealing it so badly are weird

[Atheeizm]

Fuck there are some moronic shit arse worthless people about.

[HWGuyEG]

Where do they make those things? China or a scientologist slave factory?

And how is that even legal?

Even $5 computer power supplies are better made... and drastically more complex.

[4G3NTanon]

In Hemet, CA at Gold Base, w/ $cientology slave labor.

[teflondon91]

yea that is a very dirty 110v ac input

[teflondon91]

did you actually buy this?

[Nephalen]

the e-meter mesures how retarded you are

[4G3NTanon]

Yeah, if you're under Elron's Mind Control Program you are a retard.

[aphexjh]

why does he say "if you want to tack a phd on the end of that" whats that supposed to mean. do you have a doctorate or what?

[TheNarlyBones]

obviously

[poptarts47]

i love that zenu is awesome. the same way i love all ficetional charecters. oh.... woops. i mean non fictional. PFFT FUCKING SCIENTOLIGIST'S. god will correct your ways hopefullly you will be saved before the end.

[cary123]

no god exists

[poptarts47]

did you mean there is no god?

[cary123]

yes

[greenpeacemyass]

I ttlly lol'd :|

[MagnusRulerHardt]

an E-meter is the same as a lie detector

[4G3NTanon]

Yeah, pretty much same as the galvonic skin resistance channel on a polygraph machine.

[ordosincorporated]

@MagnusRulerHardt Actually no. This is a bilateral meter. The difference is you use two electrodes, instead of two electrodes on one wire. The reason is you can rig it up with a foot electrode and one hand electrode, which was its original purpose. For use of dream therapy. To show a shift from cortical to root brain thinking during an interview. With an electrode in each hand you can show a swing from one hemisphere to another. Not just detecting stress but a shift in hemisphere, L or R

[MagnusRulerHardt]

@ordosincorporated

That's not how the brain works.

[ortonfan7]

how much did u pay for the e meter

[4G3NTanon]

In 1980, I recall it was about $760.

[nicha112]

whoa thats alot

[POKOHelba]

760? THAT'S A LOT! =o_o=

[clonemate55]

huhm this looks exactly the physical therapy for knee looks like lmao im not kidding look em up same thing.

[miscellaneous78]

The E-meter is not a secret device, it is used in counseling to assist the practitioner to locate stressful situations that can be addressed to assist the individual in life. The device is a simple electronic resistance meter, based on Ohms law, it indicates on the needle if a fluctuation occurs in resistance, this indicates a mental picture with more than usual "stress" (i.e. additional energy associated to a picture).

[FCnewyorkESC]

^^^ scientologist drone... I would love to see the Church of scientology building burn to the ground

[JillyX92]

E-Meters are like some holy thing right? So would this be the equivilent of defiling Jesus?

[4G3NTanon]

No, not sacred or holy, just secret like all the $cientology crap. Although, they do get irritated (LOL) when someone exposes their expensive "secrets".

[uploadJ]

THD - Total Harmonic Distortion? (probably "PHD" but I heard "THD" twice: initially and again on replay ... maybe it's just me)

[aj4402]

no he said PHD .

[uploadJ]

Well, I did say: "probably "PHD" but I heard "THD" twice: initially and again on replay ... maybe it's just me ". Did you read that part?

Try this rationale for size in concluding he might have said "THD": If you've never heard the term THD before, then, your mind would lead you to think exclusively "PHD" with 'THD" never entering your mind ... I would find it hard to argue given the context in which it spoken too ... as it is, one can replay as necessary to ascertain what was actually said.

[4G3NTanon]

You are correct, I don't have a degree in Total Harmonic Distortion. Sorry about the poor enunciation.

[uploadJ]

Some ppl will not get any attempt at humor, so I belatedly add the "/sarc" tag:

/sarc

[andgate2000]

Id love to see schematic of the E meter......I bet its a toaster.

[uploadJ]

andgate2000: "Id love to see schematic of the E meter......I bet its a toaster."

More likely just the Ohmmeter circuitry taken from a Simpson 260 or Triplett 630

[mattyabsley]

"I bet its a toaster" I spat my coffee out on the laptop over that one. Cheers....

[shogo7g]

Great vid. Any chance of a schematic floating around somewhere on the interwebz? I'd love to try and build one (i'm sure the parts are cheap).

[iBLEEDwax]

please message me with the title of the intro song. PLEASE.

[irydyum]

I suppose I can appreciate the irony of it, but if I were you in the future I might steer clear of sarcasm. Its an art that takes time to master and properly deliver. Stick to the science and get a beautiful woman to narrate your vids, no one cares when women say stupid things.

[irydyum]

Did you seriously put on tiny rubber gloves because you were worried about having your mind controlled? Oh, so the EMETER thing is crap but you need to look out for the MIND CONTROL. You are the smartest idiot I have heard in a while. Scientology is a load of crap!

[4G3NTanon]

"Did you seriously put on tiny rubber gloves because you were worried about having your mind controlled?"

Just tryin' to keep those nasty body thetans off me!

Sarcasm, ya know, sarcasm :)

[bagelboi66]

What a load of dramatic BS. Just take the damn thing apart already.

[johnroshan]

lmao... feelin cranky today eh??

[AlbertaAllan]

What did Underwriters Laboratories outlaw? I would like to know. I can say one thing it's just another example of their contempt for the law.

[spisforme]

LOL Cool vid

5 stars

[darthspeaks]

From a Psychological stand point, the cult is very interesting. Of course I would never dirty myself with finding out the inner workings of this cult, but you have to admit - how did they dupe thousands of people to give up their family, their life savings, verily, their very lives!

[chromakey84]

tis is the same scam repeated over a thousand yeas with modern terms, poor sheeple

[NoWattz]

Hmmm? I wonder why the potentiometer had to be sealed?  Maybe someone bought the wrong kind (the pots that include an on/off switch)and took them off? Using that acetic acid based silicone is so destructive especially to exposed copper and silver. I guess they never heard of the ethanol based stuff. Love the charger supply too. Kind of reminds me of E F Johnson's solid state stuff.

[NotSoOldHippy]

LOL! Instruments of torture! It's amuzing. It's just a fucking unbalanced wheatstone bridge, something one can purchase for $20 at Radio Shake, and the Scientology crime syndicate sells it to their remaining customers at anywhere from $2000 to $7000. What friggen morons, rubes, marks, and suckers people are who fall for such obvious frauds and scams as the Scientology crime syndicate sells.

[AusAnon556]

Awsome vids dude. Ive been wondering exactly whats under the hoods of those pricey suckers for awhile now, but not coming from an EE background couldnt understand the blue prints.

Also whats the song at the start and end?

[4G3NTanon]

DJ Lolita and at the end The Warp Brothers

[hhubble]

Wow, those personality tests were actually potential bombs waiting to go off. How wonderful. I think I can go to Radio Shack and built a better E-meter. In fact I want to start my own religion based off of what ever technology I can build and patent from Radio Shack, I will call it "if you fall for this after all the available info, then you deserve this ology"

[FreedomToResearch]

I'm waiting for the hammer and hacksaw action, i see them sitting there, probably used in part two , lol

[TheEvilOfScientology]

"If you put a dead body in between these two cans you would simply get no variation"

Gee. Do ya think so Ron?!

Excellent video. Looking forward to watching part two shortly!

[Ironhead097]

what purpose could the switchcraft 1/4 inch possibly serve? I mean typically that's and audio input, am I not correct? very interesting.

[laladiel]

so scientology broke laws and health codes? more laws and health codes i mean.

[kurt5494]

LMFAO!lol, love it. The only thing that could amuse me more in this comment is a picture of L. Ron in a catsuit