Parkinson: Peter Kay on Witnessing a Robbery

[tanberetO]

I didn't understand a fucking word of this.

[SpartanPict]

PK's 'working class' accent is so deliberately exaggerated. Such a fake.

Not a natural like Billy Connolly.

[ronz706]

What is alfred doing here?

[TheNorthernMonkeyz]

Peter Kay defines Northern comedy

[MrWetfish100]

rock on

[Arturia2009]

lol his face at 0:22

[jnmklo9]

It was called mancunia by the Romans like Londinium

[whotaughtyou]

WOW PARKINSON

ASPEL

WHERE IS MARIBEL NOW

ANY IDEAS WHAT BOIL IS PAPER IN HER HEAD [BODY] JOINT PILL CHEERS

[whotaughtyou]

YOU JUST DONT SHOW IT ON TV OH WELL

FRIDGE DOOR

[1Thompsonmusic]

@karezza5

Agreed. Jeremy Clarkson is funnier!

[IamMclovinMw2]

his jokes are all from real life events , not even classed as jokes.

[IamMclovinMw2]

@1Thompsonmusic then your clearly Asian.

[PleaseGoAway1000]

He picked very crappy jokes for this interview, hence the feedback.

[CaptTinkerbell]

Yeah i odnt get it, Peter Kay is the best natural story teller since Billy Connolly. he is hilarious. Great Video

[hugoforth]

Im sorry but anyone who does not find him funny has something drastically wrong with their comedy taste buds.....what a shame. they probably think that someone shoving a custard pie in someones face ...is the height of comedy.

[mckenzie456lol]

peter kay sucks ass

[mrti3]

silly jokes..

[relapser40]

the guy's a absolute genius....and wat a memory,,, ferguson videostar with the remote control on a wire,i had 1 and 4got about it till i seen peter kay....and hiding the clock on it,so burglars couldnt see it,my dad did that!!! quality!!

[petertwix]

MY NAME IS PETER KAY - and although i am very greatfull for me mams new bungalow - i have TWO problems with it ..............................­..........

1. A roof tile has fallen off and i need to do a new tour to buy another one .

2. 10 years ago me jokes list were lost on the blackpool tower - ( big breeze came that night ) never came back !!!!

an i dropped em

[anniefanukuk]

not longed watched his the tour that didnt tour show r funny all brand new stuff :)

[himaligirl]

mmh i am ur girl

[MonoCabron123]

Dude, I need subtitles to understand this. And my mother tongue is english.

[TheMoll7]

mick the mimick ( i think that was his stage name ) wey hey . . . just brilliant : )

[TariRetaiy614]

ha i am rich now

[mrmileskp]

he is hardcore i'd of pissed me pants

[JoieJuleneeq407]

hm i am an uk girly

[Catherine3234]

"I was sobbing into the middle of Tomorrow's World." Beautiful sentence :L

[lastniterichard]

@Catherine3234 why

[Catherine3234]

@lastniterichard Because of the saying "knock you into the middle of next week" it sounds like hyperbole. :)

[lastniterichard]

@Catherine3234 it is hyperbole ! it is not however "funny" constantly reminding me of objects and shows from the 80s will not automatically make me laugh like pavlovian conditioning i need an element of imagination and suprise from my comidians but hey ho each to his own and all that x

[Catherine3234]

@lastniterichard I wasn't born in the 80's to be reminded. I didn't say it sounds funny it just sounds nice, something about the structure of it appeals to me. :) x

[lastniterichard]

@Catherine3234 ok fair point. all the best in life goodbye.x

[Catherine3234]

@lastniterichard It would seem not all disagreements on here are filled with anger and insults, wow! Thank you, you too :) x

[rob2k27]

Why do people watch this and then abuse him? Of course he is great, he sells out everytime? lol, that says it all?

[mist8k]

northern bloke rapping fast,  /watch?v=agME2fDR00g

[SinaJaynadi64]

hihi I would advise You to sit back, relax and enjoy my company

[no1diamondgeezer]

Thumbs up if you want to see another series of Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere

[beinndorainjames]

Peter's heart is in the right place and he can raise the occassional chuckle, but let's get real, he isn't a top class comedian.

[LisaKee73]

150 people are related to Mr Bytheway

[PeaveyESP]

"Hi, I'm Peter Kay and I'm really good at remembering."

[hollyrogs2011]

@PeaveyESP didnt rufus hound say that?

[PeaveyESP]

@hollyrogs2011 Yep, hence the quotation marks haha.

[hollyrogs2011]

@PeaveyESP yeh that was funny :)

[destinyblade08]

my form teacher taught this guy english, at sharples secondary school,

[JI4CIK]

@destinyblade08 peter kay went to st josephs you flid

[DarKdoggo]

I love how there are som many comments of people arguing over whether Peter Kay is funny or not, when at the end of the day, if you don't like him....DON'T WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO!!!!

[rory12349]

@DarKdoggo he used to be funny, isn't now

[SirKil0t]

@DarKdoggo WELCOME TO THE INTERNET, where no matter how stupid peoples views are people will always tell everyone about them.

[SuperAjroberts]

i love peter kay its the way hes so funny with out the need the swear

[jacinthebox95]

I didn't know Dudley from Harry Potter was funny

[scotland1989able]

@jacinthebox95 lmfao XD

[MrsGreenDay123]

Peter Kay is awesome! <3

[supersesqui]

@RaidenAsher

Ah, just a few teeny weeny errors there young chum...

I am not a kid.

I am very Road Safety Conscious.

I don't patronise Tesco.

I have an adversion to carparks.

Don't go out when its raining.

And, this is the clincher,...I don't live in Scunthorpe.......but other than those few minor details I have to agree with you that it would be hilarious !!

[ChristopherHeward]

@supersesqui @RaidenAsher I don't patronise Tesco but I belittle ASDA...

[DaveSimonH]

"Oy mate, do Wogan!"

lol

[Martinio567]

I saw him in Manchester a few months back and he was really funny, One of the best live comedy shows i've seen

[supersesqui]

This fat bastard is about as funny as a kid being knocked over in a Tesco carpark on a wet tuesday afternoon in scunthorp !!

[TUNESGALOREofficial]

@supersesqui and ure just a fucking disabled prick who doesnt no what the word comedy is

[snowy511]

he's touring saw him in birmingham last night. funny as fcuk!!

[FromMeToYou91]

@snowy511 my dad & stepmum saw him last night... aparently he was really good

[TwoTube2]

Where's he disappeared to?

[Kuwa6ara]

He is really funny, but I'm not sure how he reached such "national treasure" status. I mean, there are funnier/friendlier people.

[jnmklo9]

I'm a Manc and scousers are hilarious and friendly - it's a myth to say they are a load of theives, it's a great City just not quite as good as Mancunia

[icemagz]

@jnmklo9 you mean manchester?

[ben9DB]

If you've got time to lean you've got time to clean!

[ben9DB]

Brilliant

[KingALBoy]

This wasn't that funny. Sorry, just my opinion.

[Dancingqueen1980]

142 people must be dead inside.

[Tommydthelegend]

@Dancingqueen1980 142 people know a bad comedian

[DJM1990]

0:01

[crazypianolady]

He's just one of those people that every sentence they say is funny :)

[FrancoHitlini]

I know I missed something so forgive me as I can't be arsed to wonder back through this list. I was only wondering what being scouse has got to do with Peter Kay (a typical Bolton lad).

Personally I think Peter is brilliant. He has a very blunt sense of humour with some wicked remarks at times that are pure gems.

[76juno]

Scousers are indeed hilarious. It must be true because they never stop telling us.

[TheLimo64]

@76juno Agreed. But take a look at John Bishop- fantastic!

[zkhn21]

If this is a BBc clip, then WHY the advert????????

[TheJeleb]

Yay for scousers. :P we're a fucking hilarious bunch.

[scary00001]

it's no like alright CTRL+ W does make u skip ads but not only ads.. that's all i'm saying

[TheMikesterboy]

lol hes right scousers are hilarious

[David2010Kenyon]

Ctrl+W.. to skip ads

[Feisty1967]

He's right, I can't stand boring fucking jobs. That's why Im on ESA.

[ebonyflesh69]

@TheVideoTitan steady on

[bigbillbob88]

ha

[FFSSAKE]

I hate you tube ads

[MrCartyna]

peter kaysucks balls :p

[azzle94]

Peter Kay - What a legend :)

[Gamercrazygirl2468]

mr bytheway lol

[bambilici4u]

Foundation,, I want home,, in Romania for help all the people who were lucky in life to make a small donation for children without a mother, no father. RO18INGB0000999901557534 account is in GBP. Do not be indifferent

[1Thompsonmusic]

Peter Kay's is a phony. He wouldn't last five seconds in a real working men's club.

[Asapoo]

@1Thompsonmusic be quiet

[SemiCoolHartley]

@1Thompsonmusic Peter Kay started out doing tiny gigs at pubs and working mens clubs. Iv been sad and trolled your comments, and its clear you hate anything and everything about the new age. You clearly have distaste for all modern comedy, take your head out your arse and embrace the new era. Yes classic comedians such as Bernard Manning are funny, but Peter Kay is sure to join those ranks in the years to come. Frankie Boyle is "distasteful", but he's also very clever. His comedy is brilliant.

[BLAGASPANTS]

Peter Kay is a fat unfunny knob head.

[1Thompsonmusic]

@BLAGASPANTS

Couldn't have put it better myself.

[swiss221]

english people are weird

[MrMorg19]

@swiss221 Strange comment. Must be a humourless drone.

[DAJAZDJ1]

I USUALLY GET CALLED BACK TO PRISON NOT FUCKING PRIESTHOOD

[OfficialHeadShotKO]

@TheRealPeople1

who?

[wainwright461]

yorkshire/lancashire accents are just the best.

[1Thompsonmusic]

@wainwright461

Yes, from the likes of Bernard Manning. Not from the irritating, self satisfied turd face Kay.

[haruhistnumber5]

"...t'were some-un off bake'ry." HAHAHAHAHA!

[SpearmintSixString]

OI mate... Do wogen!

[PGillard]

So relaxed and at home in front of his audience. A great laugh. Well done Peter.

[survivalkid2452]

Peter Kay makes everything funny. i bet if he read out his shopping list. it would be the funniest thing going. It's the way he says it all

[foarks]

@survivalkid2452

1. Milk

2. Eggs

3. Garlic Bread.

[Myview246]

@survivalkid2452 yeah its the accent

[HELLO2YOU3]

Not as good as Bernard Manning.Mind you he's not as good as Max Miller come to that

[1JoshTerry]

Peter Kay is the best thing that has crawled out of bolton

[johnmcc8]

I want to argue with someone over whatever, someone reply to me and we'll have a big manly fight here on you tube, in the comedy slot......

[TweekDash]

@johnmcc8 pussy

[Archiewhynot]

@johnmcc8 No you don't.

[angelbaam]

makes me proud to be northern 

[1Thompsonmusic]

Peter Kay: horrible face, irritating voice. Fans of him must be very boring

[JACK195647]

@1Thompsonmusic your probably not northern then, just a southern muppet, who talks like he has summat stuck up his ass

[1Thompsonmusic]

@JACK195647

Saying MUPPET I suppose makes you think you sound funny? No. I'm northern alright. But I like to feel like a human being now and again with the odd 'racist' (as you incorrectly put it) joke from REAL comedians like Bernard Manning.

[flyingtissues]

All the people saying he is shit are southern upstarts whose comedians us northeners have had to endure for years... Now we have a comic who tells stories we can relate to! Peter Kay is a legend, a Northern hero and simply a bringer of joy.

[1Thompsonmusic]

@flyingtissues

No. I'm a northerner, but I like comedians who are funny. Doesn't matter where your from. He's not funny. Anyone who makes me want to punch them in the face is not funny. End of. I like Frank Carson, Bernard Manning, Ken Dodd, Robin Williams, Rik Mayall, Jerry Seinfeld. All different kinds of comedy, but none of them I suppose you like or have even heard of ey? Sad bastard

[flyingtissues]

@1Thompsonmusic I'm afraid the nation disagrees with you - critics and public alike. Bernard Manning? He is a racist. I have heard of those comedians and from those choices of yours, your stand-up comedic taste is clearly 15 years or more out of date. Who is the sad bastard? Me for watching a FUNNY clip of one of my favourite comedians or you who has the time to watch someone he doesn't even like. SAD BASTARD! Don't challenge me, i'm not your average YouTube chump. Are you from Lancashire?

[1Thompsonmusic]

@flyingtissues

You are a BELOW average youtuber, as you are not interested in anything 'before your time', which is sad and pathetic. The greatest comedians, like any other form of entertainment or art, live on forever. Laurel and Hardy, Charlie Chaplin, Marx Brothers. According to you, all video archives of anything 15 years old or more should be burned. Does that include music too? All archives of Elvis, Judy Garland, Queen? You're not thick; you're just ignorant.

[flyingtissues]

@1Thompsonmusic I am so glad you questioned my interest in older comedy. I absolutely adore Laurel and Hardy and sitcoms such as Blackadder, Fawlty Towers etc. Those are timeless comedies. Please don't call me ignorant. My favourite musical artists are The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix and The Ink Spots. Like I said don't challenge me.

[1Thompsonmusic]

@flyingtissues

Like I said don't challenge me? You just let yourself be challenged by replying to me you nonse. Glad your not totally ignorant then. Maybe just overly PC. If you going to be a comedian who doesn't take the mickey out of any race at all, like Peter Kay, your material is just going to be BORING. And that's what he is. And you are boring to. FUCK OFF

[flyingtissues]

@1Thompsonmusic If you don't take the mick out of race, its going to be boring? That is pathetic, any comedian that has to reduce themselves to cheap gags about other ethnicities is pathetic. As is saying FUCK OFF. I just won my racist friend.

[TheRealBarnez]

@flyingtissues It can get boring if all the jokes are PC. But people like Frankie Boyle are great cos they balance it out.

[flyingtissues]

@TheRealBarnez Yeah, I like Frankie Boyle but theres a line between being PC and being out and out racist... Frankie Boyle treds the line expertley

[1Thompsonmusic]

@flyingtissues

No he doesn't. Frankie Boyle for a start is not funny. He doesn't look, sound or say anything funny. His material is cheap, and anyone could think of the stuff he comes out with in five seconds. He has a go at disabled people too, and this upset a lot of people. The PC brigade are hypocrites, who winge about someone saying ANY joke about other races (which is not racist, it's just a joke), but NOTHING is done about taking the piss out of disabled people. It's disgusting.

[1Thompsonmusic]

@flyingtissues

First of all, my friend, some of the greatest and most popular comedians in the world have made millions of people happy by using what you refer to as 'cheap gags'. Secondly, we are not thick, racist idiots who like comedians like Bernard Manning. But you're type are not interested in anything more than 5 seconds old, because it's 'before my time'. More interested in facebook, texting a thousand times a day, and bland comedians. Now, that's what I call, pathetic.

[flyingtissues]

@1Thompsonmusic

2739 Likes, 142 Dislikes.

Do the maths. Stop talking, you lost.

[sainglain]

@1Thompsonmusic - then u are a racist

[skyrock100]

@1Thompsonmusic He must love this guy cos your on his every video making comments about him....

[1Thompsonmusic]

@skyrock100

Yeh, negative comments. 

[1Thompsonmusic]

@flyingtissues

Still can't get over how stupid this comment is. THE NATION DISAGREES WITH YOU. HAHAHA! You obviously haven't noticed how there are just as many Peter Kay haters on here as their are fans.

[skyrock100]

@1Thompsonmusic Okay, we get it you don't like Peter Kay. Can you please stop spamming every video with your bullshit. Not every person has the same taste in comedy, and liking something doesn't mean they fit into a certain demographic. This is comedy dumbass, not to be taken seriously, if you don't like it then piss off and watch something you do like instead of wasting your life on something you hate.

[skyrock100]

@1Thompsonmusic I guess you don't hear your own bullshit, oh well

[griffik1]

@1Thompsonmusic if you're talking about peter kay then you're talking shit. im assuming you've actually never seen him on stage either, probably because your tv has been broke for the last decade so you've had to resort to watching chuckle brothers and your other favourite programs online. why does the fact that you think he has a horrible face even come into it?jealousy is a terrible thing but there is no need to criticise people who have a career in tv when you can't even afford a working one!

[Donald6899]

This idiot is so unfunny. How the hell did this idiot come to be on our tv? It would be more fun to watch him loose weight.....................lol

[KevinFinch0101]

@Donald6899 wtf peter kay is hilarious

[easts4lyf]

@Donald6899

nahh i doubt it

[vamps4EVA]

@RasLevi you must b the only person in the country who doesnt know dick'ed so FUCK OFF!

[RasLevi]

@vamps4EVA mad cuz kid

[1Thompsonmusic]

@vamps4EVA

Good on yer. I'm with you. He's a unfunny tosser.

[vamps4EVA]

@1Thompsonmusic who peter kay or @RasLevi??

[MrsGreenDay123]

What a guy!!!!!! :)

[supermike111]

Funny fucker.

[steer2pass]

Peter Kay used to live a few streets away from me. And Paddy lived downt road.

[MrAdamgeary]

@steer2pass

want a medal?

[botabara80]

Great

[TheGentl3man]

I'm doing Wogan, THIS IS WOGAN! lol

[jackhanbury]

he sounds exactly like the kid from this is england

[Corrupt5358]

Peter Kay is ok, but not brilliant - this is the opinion of everyone I have mentioned it to. Peter Kay is no legend, Peter Cook is a legend.

[Factnotfictionpeople]

@Corrupt5358 I disagree - couldn't stand Peter Cook!

[leen8263]

what a legend



[cristoff3]

the downfall of youtube. adverts before the clip you want to watch.

such a shame

[Darkinsigniosis]

@cristoff3 Adblock Plus, man.

[fourgettes]

@cristoff3 get adblock plus? I've never seen an advert on here :)

[LilTattooedWhore]

@cristoff3

use firefox and ad block plus as a plugin.. it blocks allll these irritating ads!

[saintlysimon]

@cristoff3 Press CTRL + W to skip ad's ! easy

[iamgreatish]

@cristoff3 The downfall of your life. Get an AdBlocker.

[kevslf1]

@cristoff3 no the downfall of youtube would be if there were no ads because then we would have to pay for youtube

[cristoff3]

@kevslf1 ads are fine, providing theyre tucked away at the side where we dont give a f*ck. youtube survived well enough before it started sticking 30 second ads before clips. its infuriating.