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  • I would put up more graffiti but I'm still paying fines from the last time. damn society rules

  • I dont want to live on this planet anymore

  • I know who invented owling, L Lawliet.

  • I don't get get planking. It confused me the first time I saw it. ._.

  • Foamy The Squirrel, It's like you read my mind....

  • wat about snailing?

  • Planking is ridiculous, but owling doesn't seem so bad, given a few conditions:

    1. Don't take a picture.

    2. Don't record a video.

    3. Don't post either, nor talk about them, on the internet for the public to see.

    4. Don't do it in a dangerous place.

    I haven't gone owling myself, and if I did, I certainly wouldn't expect to get a response out of everyone who passed by, or even the majority of people who saw me. It would be for my own entertainment, and that's good enough for me.

  • Connecticut? Really? rofl

  • I'd LOVE to do parkour!!! SO MUCH!!

  • @Maeonette I would to, but I live in Landers, CAL (also refered to as BUM-FUCKED EGYPT) witch is almost as boring ,if not more so, as Conneticut and the only option is practicing on rusted wire fencing that can't support the weight of a nail that all these druggies are barely capable of affording and cacti that can get stuck in you by starring at it to hard. This is the eqivalent of a non-high person's hell. I can count on 1 hand how many non-druggy houses I know of besides mine.

  • @Maeonette Sorry, now I'm just rambling.

  • Planking? Owling? Fuck that, I go batmaning.

  • My friend tried to plank on my moms car. I told him that the car alarm was sensitive and hus dumbass hit the car. The alarm went off, he ran across the street to hide, and that fuck nugget started to plank on my fuckin porch. Asshat

  • Wait... but planking isn't supposed to be about danger. It's not about being in a life-threatening situation. It's about doing something unexpected in public; like a 1 man flash mob. Every fucking day you see people walking, sitting, hunched within a standard deviation of upright. Isn't it astonishing how people react to something as simple as someone in an awkward pose in an awkward place? They're hardly doing shit, and they're still weirding people out. You just love hate too much, man.

  • @Dunderpunch Ummm, no. I just get reminded of how many retards there are in the world... I'm pretty sure that at least 90% of people are with me on that.

  • this is wat u guys are doing now come on there are better and cooler ways to kill yorselves so fine them and fast becaous the earth is over populaited by over 6 billion people so alot of people have to dy...so whens ww3 gonna happen anyway

  • what about L?

  • WHAT !!

  • Coning. Let's not forget coning...

  • @Megamusicstudio112 Do I even want to know what that is?

  • Rember When We Where In P.E And Complaind about how "PLANKING HURT" Well WHY THE FUCK IS IS SO FAMOUS NOW.

  • In my health class, we had to research several sports. My friend went to a website to find official sports that he wanted to write about.

    Planking was on the list. As was pole dancing. But, really? Planking is a sport now? Because there's so much physical activity in laying face down on the ground....

  • that building behind him looks oddly familiar...

  • dumb ass bitch monkey is my favorit word now

  • any one take there headphones off to look out for the cops lol

  • People who plank in the street should put teeth on the curb while they're at it,i'll take it from there.

  • Thank you Foamy... For being conceived by your creator and inspiring a generation of genuine and strong-willed people. And being... IN YOUR FACE!!

  • @aregolas

    Yeah, but If someone is planking on the road and it was "slippery" and I couldn't stop in time. I would imagine it would swing in my favor.

    Nobody should be cut some slack if they get themselves hurt knowing the dangers.

  • I promise that if I ever see someone planking; I will use whatever is at my disposal to do them harm.

  • @Wabaanimkii And then be arrested. I mean most should be harmed so they'd learn not to do it, but harming them intentionally is illegal.

  • Foamy Should Make A Rant About Coning

  • Grafiti FTW!! 

  • fucking dumb-ass BITCH MONKEY!!!

    ahahahaha XD

  • I and another person did the owl and plank. He planked a desk, I Owled the desk. It frightened my teacher. ^-^

  • I would just like to point out that the whole base of planking was the method early European and Spanish people used to transport slaves from Africa so if you enjoy planking your a racist.

  • @kalsinakov4774 no you aren't. Listen planking when someone does it now just means that they are balancing and also it is just like they are a plank, a piece of wood. It isn't racist so just relax.

  • @kalsinakov4774 Hahaha!

  • i had this friend.......he was bugging me to see something on his phone......when i caved and looked he was planking........we dont talk much anymore

  • where is his mouth? :P

  • You're a fucking dimbass BITCH MOnKEY! HAHA LOVE IT!

  • i love parkour

  • sory foamy, i started plangking ??!! 2 mutsh lsd  XC

  • I do parcore it's hard a first but win you get used to it it's a lot of fun I love you videos I don't like this v.i.d.e.o.s I love them

  • @bailey27850 indeed even tho parkoure has it's assholes and dirtbags who think they're all that and stuff bc they have a high rep (they usually end up dieing and getting neck boned by a pole or somesuch thing >:D) it's a pretty fun sport to get the hang of i don't do it 'cus this city doesn't have enough to do the jumping and watnot on but i still think it's a cool sport also graffitti is pretty popular here see it all the time on sidewalks and walls

  • Now there's a thing called Reindeering! Where you get on your hands and knees and move your head up and down or side to side like a mechanical reindeer???!?!

  • if your bored dont fucken plank or whatever shit

    just do something you like or didnt finsh

    like me i draw and freerun hell i know your thinking the drawing is stuped and running is hard

    well at i can draw fucken better tha you and losing weight

    hell there the damn rubix cube on you sheif from the 1980 you didnt finsh to solve well..

    PICK IT UP!

    solve that damn thing! There at lets your not bored you damn baby be happy your dead from plank like that last person did

  • @hollow998 Yeah I've thought of another you grammar.

  • @shuasoul its "your gammer" not 'you grammer" learn to fix that

  • @hollow998 whats gammer i clearly commented "grammer"

  • It's "your grammar" and not "your grammer."

  • WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO FOAMY?

  • @teeheeman21 didn't you see the rebooting ep?

  • @teeheeman21  REBOOT EPISODE MORON!

  • lol take a flying leap in front of a bus and show that ya care ^.^

  • I guess cow tipping is soooooo yesterday....

  • PARKOURS ROCKS!!

  • THANK YOU! planking and owling? really people? our world is filled with so many better things to do, and you decide to do THIS? oh and go teabag the bodies like my friend does in black ops ;)

  • @mjfsuperstar92 i swear to god if your thinking of reading when you say there are better things to do...

  • bro...parkour!!!!!!

  • oh Foamy. You had me at "Bitchmonkey"

  • faceplanting the ground is what happens when u plank

  • i plank :(

  • @SelsiumCarpellium486 it would be you wouldnt it?

  • @jffry890 yes..yes it would haha :P

  • lawl i did this cuz i was bored

  • I wouldn't wish that someone were dead if they do this, but if they do die it's their own fault so I couldn't really sympathize that much. :-/

  • I had a friend who planked on a speed bump at the theater...She almost got run over...By a friend as it turned out.

  • Yea parkour is better

  • he blinks a lot. good valid points though, but i just gotta mention it for the record that i think he blinked too much while speaking and standing still. all the other movements were down packed. he was fine when moving and was his normal lord and mastery self. on another note, you raise valid points in this. i must agree that this has become a pass time among the know nothing fools of humanity. but you can't have smart people without stupid ones. as always, thanks for pointing them out.

  • @jrmgame i think they were trying to make him talk though his eyes?

  • @aaaron192 ... you mean like mouse code... i was just pointing it out i never- you know what never mind. he blinks over 45 times before 30 seconds hits. its just something to note and to ask for improvements on. when using this type of animation fluidity is key. i just felt a little distracted once i noticed it the second time around. still good points, and jmathers will probably fix this as these are only the beginning videos of the reboots. still, i like the new forms. it makes it more lively

  • @jrmgame i meant mores-code.

  • "Take a flying leap in front of a bus and show that you care!" Yep, that would be my car's bumper sticker.

  • If Germaine and Foamy went ten years back in time, how does planking even exist?

    Sorry for being a spoilsport asshole. o-o

  • @daisukeLAPASAKARAPRO It's just a split in time. This might be the original timeline.

  • Next time someone is planking in the road in front of you, please speed up and give him a challenge, or at least think twice before he fucking does it again.

  • Finally someone who thinks planking and owling is stupid!

  • what L did was called owling haha

  • @1:38 ....Am I the only one who heard broken glasses?o.e

  • I think the person who came up with Owling is also the same person who wrote Deathnote. "L" was costantly doing that. It may have made him feel smarter, but in reality it just made him look REALLY stupid.

  • @phontex ...When did L ever owl? He sat differently but he definitely wasn't owling. > >''

  • If a person planks himself in the road when I'm standing on the sidewalk, I will simply walk away and hope that the person who was so stupid enough to do that would get a tire in the back. Though gods, the town is so boring, so I guess that was the highlight of the guy's life... -_- I hate small towns, so there's something me and Foamy agree on.

    Anyway, rant on Foamy, rant on~ Because you are the source of squirrely wisdom.

  • yeh thats right i have the same option with this guy, he would be awesome to meet

  • Owling: Inuyasha did it before it was cool.

  • @CloverstarLatias christopher Walken did it before Inuyasha (The prophecy)

  • @CloverstarLatias  as did L

  • @randomnchan15 ew. >.> Inuyasha did it WAaaaaaAAaAAaaaaAAAaay Before that fag >.>

  • @CloverstarLatias /Hahah! xDD

  • @CloverstarLatias

    planking: luigi was doing it before it was cool

  • I've heard of planking but why's the Fuck is owling.

  • I can parkour and yes is kinda of hard

  • Planking and Owling? never heard of them before!

  • Wut about batmanning, that takes skill. I would do parkour but i can't jump.

  • So, ever notice how there's only 43 people who down thumb Foamy's videos?

  • @ChibiCanadaXChibiUSA Looks like the Foamy Cult has 43 people to add to their hit, I mean, mailing list of Foamy Cult's Monthly.

  • I only plank in my own home... Generally on my couch or bed. It's a huge amount of fun.

  • Im just now finding out about this from foamy...(i dont follow stupid ass trends >>) WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS GENERATION??? ARE THESE DUMBASSES INSAIN??0.o, and whoever disliked this video...go plank urself u deserve it :)...fucking dumbasses

  • @Tomgirl87

    *insane

  • tom green invented planking

  • HAHAHAHAH EPIC!!! People who do Planking and Owling are Fucking Morons!!!

  • what a troll. planking is fun to do with friends, on your spare time. i see what you did with 5 days of animation with your life, wasted on telling us not to have fun. what a douche.

  • @jaubuchon321 It isn't really a waste if he is making money off it. Planking is dumb. It is just straight dumb. 'Look at me I can hang from dangerous heights or lay on them." Seriously, in your pass time can't you find anything better to do then laying down? Go outside and do something like swim or play a game don't get a camera and lay in dumb places or hang off things. Kids these days have the worst phases of all time.

  • @jaubuchon321

    By all means lay face down in traffic with your friends.

  • @jaubuchon321 Laying face down in a road is fun?

  • personally i think someone just took a picture of their buddy attempting to tand of a railing and called it owling

  • thumbs u for parkour reference

  • what happened to foamys face?

  • @EdgeHCHS dude did you NOT see the reboot episode?

  • When I get my license after I turn 16, if I see someone planking in the road, I WILL run them over.

  • planking and owling are darwin awards material

  • holy shit i am fucking retarded. did it really just take me 10 years to realize that Jon Mathers is a Social Darwinist? fuckin christ i cant believe i didnt put that together sooner.

  • I havnt seen any1 in England do this ... yet. If i did i will kick them in the nuts OR (in a womens case) push them into the road

  • I was at six flags and waiting in line for a ride and there wre these 3 boys in their 20's planking on the unfinished wooden line dividers wile the other one took a pictur long stor short 1 fell on the other side of the bar and when he came back in a lady called security saying he cut her so he had to go to the end of the line

  • i go planking all the time....upside stupid peoples heads.

    (2x4 is a good start but nothing like the club like 4x4 plank)

  • hehe just wait until someone tries to play frogger in NYC during rush hour blind folded IRL.

  • 0:03 u humans make me sick

  • Go Plank Yourself.

  • foamy should be the new president. first animal president :D his words r wise lol

  • @PiercingIceTiger AND he likes PARKOUR! HE'S A GOD!!!

  • my favorite place to plank is my bed

  • Planking reached my town. I live in the middle of Iowa. It's small as heck. And even this stupid thing reached us. Great.

  • well people fall off the golden gate all the time wink wink.

  • Planking: Another fine Australian invention.

  • @alexxxnewzealand Good poit but most Australains aren't dumbass Bitch Monkeys so some are.

    From The Australain with Common sense

  • I actually do parkour... I'm not sure whether to feel complimented or insulted... Either way, dude has a point xD

  • Good Point Foamy Finally someone is saying something about all these narcissistic dumbasses doing stupid shit, the TV says don't try it at home

    DUMB CUNTZ!

  • Really liking the new art style. Seems they blink too much

  • I would like to see someone owling on top of some one planking while under another who is Batmaning. Let the videos roll in.  Thank you. I'll be watching.

  • lol i live in connecticut and everyone at my school does planking it so dumb

  • My grandpa passed by someone owling on a railing. Then he went to me and said. "Is he fucking stupid?"

  • @QueenOfDouchebagland cool name

  • I never heard of owling. But planking is old as fuck.

  • SO MANY BLINKS LOL

  • lolz. my friend owls every time he smokes. he's been doing it that way for like 5 years now

  • @ The dude who thinks I'm nine

    No. I was nine when it HAPPENED. I'm older now. XP

  • @BeyondBirthdayBitch It doesn't matter to reply, they won't know you failed because all the shit you write is a lie.

    They won't read that crap anymore, you would have done that 12 years ago.. yeah right, pretty slow.. you attention wh...

  • @rocksparadox I will not argue with you on a Foamy video. My time is too valuble. But I do urge you to think - Do you really think it's intelligent to call someone you have never met a liar? What evidence do you have that my comment is a lie? None. What are you going to gain by calling my comment a lie? Nothing. Do I really care if you make an idiot of yourself picking at peoples comments and calling them names to make yourself feel better? Nope. Not one bit. Please go plank on a busy highway.

  • Planking is retarded. I heard (idk if it's true) that slaves had to "plank". Good job America.

  • Foamy...

    The 13 year old suburbanite manhood insecure dipshits back when Jackass started airing aren't done yet with their fucktarded jackassery ruining good things. Along with ruining video games by forcing people to make Halo every year.

    Seriously, I love Johnny Knoxville, but to the insecure dipshits that tape themselves on Youtube doing boring trash like HARDKORE BMX'n, Owling or Planking, or lighting themselves on fire to put themselves out, that's nature saying fuck you, eat shit and die

  • I looked at his nose, and accidentally mistook it as his mouth.

    Such things can never be unseen.

  • Eric Cartman and Foamy would be great friends.

  • Standing...its the new planking

  • ...owling...? Hell, i've been doin it because i like high places...i didn't know it was a fricken fad...

    ...geeze...makes me wanna stop.

    D:  and why an owl!? there are plenty of other animals that like to perch in thin railings and ledges, and in high places. ...fuckin birds.

  • Actually it became popular though Australia. :]

    Sorry if this has been said and i am being redundant.

  • I once saw someone planking

    so I kicked him continuously until he snapped

  • This Video Was Posted On My Nephew's Birthday....Awesome!!

  • planking and owling stupid or bored to death?

  • I thought 'Planking' and 'Owling' was something you do at night that is dirty...I was close...

  • @MadWolrdZ i guess it could be if you owled on a plank 

  • Wahoo GO FOAMY! I think planking is the stupidest thing ever!!

  • whats next hanging upside down like a bat ?

  • I'm surprised you haven't done something on Coning yet!

  • foamy is still funny as ever but god damn THIS NEW DRAWING STYYLE SUCKS SO MUCH

  • @kisa154 looks pretty much the same.....well it is.....now go watch the reboot vid over and over and over and over again.....cause is the same....REBOOT

  • Listening to Foamy whilst doing AS level Psychology coursework... you'd be supprised how much sence his shit makes =D

  • You are my hero!

  • HEY! I live in Connecticut! *looks around* there is nothing to do! I am so bored! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAA!

  • well if stupid people want to do suicidaly stupid stuff well fuck them then just do it some where you will kill your self only.

  • GO PLANK YOURSELF! :D

  • foamy is like the anti-troll, he complains about things, only the things he complains about are stupid and he's using hyper-intelligent logic

  • @awesomazinglyepicool But don't the things he complains about happen to people on a daily basis? I swear, 90% of the things he rants about have happened to me (besides shaking up with a prostitute). He's like the people's person! Or... squirrel..... whatever...

  • Tom Green is the inventor of Planking, seen in his show's (tom green show) he also explains that he invented planking to someone on one of he's late shows recently.... idk who invented owling... lol

  • i like the new look of foamy :P

  • How about Batmanning?

  • @EmberFaust whats that? Is it it when you swing across a large dangerous area from a rope?

  • @Metalhead15712 No, just as stupid really, but they have a better chance at breaking their necks. Hang upside down from a door or whatever, just by your feet--like a bat.

  • Some idiot should plank on the electrical lines

  • Am I the only one who has no idea what on Earth Foamys talking about, I've never heard of Owling or Planking.

  • Planking? Hmm, we just call it blackout drunk in my area, lol. Great rant, All Powerful One.

  • I love how J Mathers loves to criticize the businesses when he himself is a business whoar, selling his own work out. Isn't it what we call sell-out deception?