Star Wars Episode IV - Porkins Tragic Death

[epicnessguy]

How would ejecting have helped. Wouldn't he have suffocated in space?

[Lanoring]

I CAN HOLD IT

[athomicritics]

eject = porkins die too because not equipement to breath in space

[CynicalVision]

I guess the rebels were desperate for pilots.

[IAmTheStig320]

Here's something funny. Go to the Star Wars Wiki and search it for "Jek Tono Porkins". It's longer than most of the main characters' pages. He's just a redshirt who appears for 7 seconds in the WHOLE film. LOL

[xsf908]

Porkins vas probably worst pilot entire Rebel Alliance

[chadtrademaster]

Hmmm eating on the job again

[noahsmind]

"Porkins....CALM YOUR TITS!!!" (kaboom) "damn...he should have calmed his tits..."

[sebbird08]

He never stood a chance, he replaced his ships guidance system with an inflight microwave....

R.I.P Jek Porkins

[MillZY3OOO]

its a trap!!!!

[bloodgunslinger]

Damnit porkins why you have to die on me!?

[Treblaine]

Lucas writing: "hmm, what should I call the fat pilot? AH! Porkins!"

[MightyKombat]

I BET you anything there's an EU novel that explains the name.

[cinemaspaz]

Of course. Call the fat one Porkins. -facepalm-

[MrBenjaminboy]

did he died?

[Ulises86PR]

Simpsons Comic Guy kinda heroic death

[WindupAtheist]

I love the noise he makes.

GARRRGH-AAAHHH!

[Turnips5]

@WindupAtheist

I was thinking the exact same thing, it's brutal D:

[LalakiProductions]

Greatest. Star. War. Character. Ever.

[LCR128]

I love how many videos are dedicated to this guy that has no real role in the film and about 20 seconds of screen time lol

[LeftoverJedi]

@LCR128 Cause his is so goddamn funny! lol He's saying he's alright AS he's being blown up, comedy gold.

[musiclover5543]

He starred as one of the mob guys in Batman (1989)

[Fbueller129]

@musiclover5543 He was the corrupt Lieutenant that was taking bribes. Eckhart, I think was his name.

[kingfanboi]

Anyone else think Bigg's line should be retconed as "Jek", not "eject"?

[lawrence4566]

That's brutal he's still screaming for a few seconds even after the x wing blows up. According to the Star Wars card game card, When the Rebels get ready for the battle, the X-wing assigned to Porkins missed its final inspection of computer and flight control systems.

[thadea]

worst...acting....ever

[bigpopparamma]

When Biggs told Porkins to eject, if he did, how would he have survived the vacuum of space with the outfit he had on?

[frozenray0079]

@bigpopparamma because Biggs had it in for him too!!

[brzklt]

dumbass

[MazaIsTheBest]

*Shooting*

Got a problem here...

*Shooting*

Eject!

I can hold it

Pull up!

No im alri--Bbah!! BARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

[Rooshman]

In the original, this character's name was Horkins. Lucas, in his infinite, infantile wisdom, redubbed the man's name as Porkins.  Funny guy huh? What a douche.

[WillTheGamer101]

Everytime I have a problem que: I've got a problem here!

[jayce79]

"I've got a proplem here. Porkins put down that ham sandwhich!! No, I'm alright . . Ahh . . dahh . . .. AHHHHH!!!!"

[seminolePP]

Death star was destroyed because porkin's body got clogged in the air vent and exploded.

The rebel PR decided to go with the jedi-firing-blind-without-targ­eting computer story instead

[jayce79]

@seminolePP

That'll do it.

[bruiser700]

Always wondered, what part of the ship ejects? Because the cockpit merely looks like a canopy attached to the fuselage. Or does the loose-suited barefaced pilot get sent into the airless vacuum of space?

Almost bothers me as much as the Mynock scene on the asteroid in The Empire Strikes Back. They got the breathe-masks, but no pressurized suits.

The sound-effects in outer space we'll concede -- that's too cool to give up.

Cue enraged fanboys telling me "it's just a sci-fi movie you asshole."

[Rooshman]

@bruiser700 I think the guy might be saying the pilot's name "Jek", not eject. I could be wrong though. And why would anyone call you an asshole? I prefer .."Dickhead". (Just kidding).

[BigBrotherMateyka]

He was focusing on the doughnuts.

[MrTravismccullough]

this death is more funny than tragic.

[Scioneer]

In space, you can hear Porkin's scream!

[JLofAmerica]

PPOOORRRKKIIINNNSSSS!!!!

[sparblar]

look at my ship hmm what a dirty little thing oh shit boooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm

[TheyCallMeTheSwede]

I am pretty sure the X-Wing weight limit is like 250 lbs or less, I guess he was too heavy.

[MrPranksterpunk]

hahahah lol

[X23Unit]

R.I.P. Fat Ass

[NotSoSmoothFilms]

Should've pulled up.....

But did he listen?

NOOOOOOoooo.

He thought he was "alright".

[kendoggie1]

@NotSoSmoothFilms Classic comment bud...haha

[Hibiki7soul]

@NotSoSmoothFilms Good luck ejecting into outer space soldier.

[Luciferdesrea]

Poor bastard. And the only reason he died was cause he didn't have his intertial compensator turned on.

[GHOSTpssrby]

@Luciferdesrea

I take it you've read the X-Wing novels.

[Luciferdesrea]

@GHOSTpssrby I have indeed.

[Scioneer]

@Luciferdesrea

Someone's read the X-Wing series, lol. Supposedly, he was actually a very good fighter pilot despite the fact he kinda went out like a punk in the movie.

[Luciferdesrea]

@Scioneer There's also speculation he took some sort of damage to the X-wing. Nothing that can be confirmed, but it's note worthy.

[Scioneer]

@Luciferdesrea

Yeah, I think they said in the novel a piece of debris from the TL he blew up beforehand hit hit X-Wing.

[reivenlocke]

@Luciferdesrea

Did you leave the parking brake on again, Porkins? :D

[DarkHunter173]

Lols. I love this. I laugh so hard every time I hear his two screams. It's an inside joke between me and my brother.

[The0Burger0King]

Hahaha Porkins!

The fat guys name is porkins!

[CARBONHIPPIE]

no shit sherlock