The ultimate champagne socialist- "the working class can kiss my @rse" was written for him. And what about an Honour for Tracey Temple for services in the Office of the Deputy Prime Minister- a Damehood with pension at least.
Frankie and David should make a show together and would make a big mockery of every single politician, celebrity and the like....it would be a great show...at least for me.:D
£4000 per year stolen in luxury groceries by this fat washed-up Stalinist thug Prezza - while living for free in a luxury Govt apt given to him by Tony The Cunt Blair - so that Prezza could live with his mistress at tax-payer expense. What a cunt this fat lardball is.
@jrobertsoneff Of course - thiveing warmongering cunts are fine if they are from the Labour Party, right? Jesus Fucking Christ. It's scum like you and Polly Parrot who are the problem
@jrobertsoneff no, ust because he is a useless, lying , thieving, gormless tosspot with all the decency and humanity of a nazi stormtrooper and the charisma of a dung heap. Sod-all to do with how he talks or anything else. Plenty of very decent, honest salt-of-the-earth folk don't talk la de da and they don't act like that turd.
@CalumGilhooly All them names could apply to most politicions,with no hard evidence to back them up .But while we are on nazis ,didn;t Clegg acuse Cameron of Knocking about with a few.
@jrobertsoneff Probably, but the Conservatives are well known for being right wing tosspots, whereas Liebore are meant to be of the people and they sure as feck ain't that anymore. Plenty of good hard evidence to back up me using those names about the likes of Prescott, they were implicated in scandal after scandal. It wouldn't surprise me if that chinless git Cameron was hanging with the nazis but then it wouldn't surprise me if Phony B.Liar was as well.
@DarkestHeart266 I assume you're not from Britain. Here, we have a television channel called "Dave" which re-runs mainly comedy and motoring shows. They also offer a channel which re-airs Dave an hour later, called Dave ja vu. Which is a play on the phrase "De ja vu" (in case you didn't know).
@DrPaulMutilation Good assumption, I'm Australian :] I've heard of 'Dave' but not 'Dave ja vu', though i"d gathered allready that it was a play on 'Deja vu'. :]
Politicians, I suspect, don't want to do things like this. PR advisors make them, because it's crap like this that gets people elected. The public don't want a hard working intellectual, rarely seen because he's so busy, and when he is seen is talking about nuances of policy. No, they want someone they can see doing light-hearted stuff they can understand, if not relate to. In NZ, our PM likes to be seen turning steaks on a BBQ and drinking beer - the normal bloke image (and it works).
Maybe if people weren't stupid enough to think grilling a burger can stand in place of being an intelligent financier the world wouldn't be in such a shitty state. We need smart leaders, not morons who win their place because of fancy speeches and transparant PR events.
Maybe the way the world is has gone beyond what most people deserve, if they're too fucking stupid to understand the complicated situation of national level and global level politics/business.
It's so funny to me as a Canadian watching comedy shows from the UK, 'cause you'll have a room like this with Frankie, Dara and David and the accents are so drastically different that it's hard to accept that they all live within a small distance from each other. Throw a little Rob Brydon in there and you have a real melting pot!
Anyway: David Mitchell is a god, truly. I want him to be my husband, and that's saying a lot for someone who doesn't want to get married. Recluses unite, David? Heh?
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Ah, puts me in the mind of Sarah Palin, when they had to hustle her away from reporters during the McCain campaign. Although trying to stop her from saying/doing stupid things is like trying to stop water from being wet.
This is why Britain is the master of comedy. America is okay, but now Friends is dead, there's not much left other that The Big Bang Theory, and I don't care about that.
Friends was never very good. ignore the laughter track and count how many times something funny is actually said in an episode, same goes for The big bang theory
@Sh0nin you are right he did, i think he was at the Cambridge Debating society with a lot of the younger polititions of today and got put right off cus he though they were all wankers!
@Sh0nin you're probably thinking of something he said on Graham Norton which was, when he was much younger, he wanted to be PM. He said that now he has absolutely no desire for it.
he's such a show steal, but he's so good at it! "maybe he IS a moron, but there should be a team of people trying to make him look quite the moron he clearly is!" priceless
david is so funny it would be fun if he was one of your friends what you had sins you wer litle just growing up with all the funny things he wuld talk about.
He goes into hiding when he as an affair buys tudor beams for his mansion with tax payers money.Spends a fortune on food using our money rides around in jaguars and has the cheek to lecture to the rest of us about climate change
"There should be a team of people around him trying to stop him looking quite the moron he clearly is."
By that logic, George W. Bush should have been given his own federal-funded agency, costing the US taxpayer about $1 billion a year, I think a suitable name for it would be the GBMF, "George Bush Moron Fund."
'He's supposed to be busy'... that line had me in stitches and he doesn't even have to resort exploitative humour to get a laugh (although boyle is funny)
The amazing thing about David Mitchell is that he becomes more coherant and pointed, the longer he rants. Most people lose track of what they want to say when they start ranting. He's fantastic.
Wonderful clip, deeply unpleasant title.
thorongilen 3 weeks ago 10
i love the clear distress in Mitchell's voice ^^
RustlessPotato 1 month ago
Quite nice having David Mitchell and John Oliver next to each other.
baldrick44 1 month ago
Forget TotalBiscuit, David Mitchell is obviously the cynical Brit.
SickshotOP 1 month ago 10
@SickshotOP oh mr bain is A cynical brit. Mitchell is THE cynical brit.
somberlight 2 weeks ago
Mitchell would be a fantastic political columnist
benehan 2 months ago
<3 David Mitchell is amazing
jaycjump 2 months ago
I like David Mitchell, he is angry and cynical but in an adorable way :P
ec123456789able 2 months ago 8
Misleading Title...
trivrock2k6 3 months ago 4
Stargate joke, YES!!!
tberwick1 5 months ago 34
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David Mitchell calling people fat ....
theomega616 6 months ago
David Mitchell is hilarious! And how much do I love Frankie for referencing Stargate at the beginning!
TheKayla325 6 months ago 3
I love how he was so keen to upload it that he didn't have time to finish "week"
sabbac 6 months ago in playlist David Mitchell 9
David Mitchell could fit in perfectly with the Monty Python team.
XxooTEMPLARooxX 7 months ago 4
The ultimate champagne socialist- "the working class can kiss my @rse" was written for him. And what about an Honour for Tracey Temple for services in the Office of the Deputy Prime Minister- a Damehood with pension at least.
IanA212121 7 months ago in playlist New Playlist
Frankie and David should make a show together and would make a big mockery of every single politician, celebrity and the like....it would be a great show...at least for me.:D
danelletakarai 7 months ago 3
£4000 per year stolen in luxury groceries by this fat washed-up Stalinist thug Prezza - while living for free in a luxury Govt apt given to him by Tony The Cunt Blair - so that Prezza could live with his mistress at tax-payer expense. What a cunt this fat lardball is.
MoscowMaestro 7 months ago
@MoscowMaestro Just cos he dont talk la,de,da.
jrobertsoneff 7 months ago
@jrobertsoneff Of course - thiveing warmongering cunts are fine if they are from the Labour Party, right? Jesus Fucking Christ. It's scum like you and Polly Parrot who are the problem
MoscowMaestro 7 months ago
@jrobertsoneff no, ust because he is a useless, lying , thieving, gormless tosspot with all the decency and humanity of a nazi stormtrooper and the charisma of a dung heap. Sod-all to do with how he talks or anything else. Plenty of very decent, honest salt-of-the-earth folk don't talk la de da and they don't act like that turd.
CalumGilhooly 7 months ago
@CalumGilhooly All them names could apply to most politicions,with no hard evidence to back them up .But while we are on nazis ,didn;t Clegg acuse Cameron of Knocking about with a few.
jrobertsoneff 7 months ago
@jrobertsoneff Probably, but the Conservatives are well known for being right wing tosspots, whereas Liebore are meant to be of the people and they sure as feck ain't that anymore. Plenty of good hard evidence to back up me using those names about the likes of Prescott, they were implicated in scandal after scandal. It wouldn't surprise me if that chinless git Cameron was hanging with the nazis but then it wouldn't surprise me if Phony B.Liar was as well.
CalumGilhooly 7 months ago
Who else mistook the title of this video for a sex tape
cnutfcucker 8 months ago
He looks like he's trying to run like Naruto
CrimsonElite101 9 months ago 2
HAHAHA the best bit is when he called him a "fat git".
TheEskimosPantry 9 months ago 6
@TheEskimosPantry no, I thought "wanker" was better.
CalumGilhooly 7 months ago
David Mitchell is incurably brilliant
Mathiastro 9 months ago
oh great
the video really NEEDED to carry on after 1:46 and give us all an uncontrollable desire to find and watch the entire episode
machete97 9 months ago
Mitchell is a genius!!
jbarks10 9 months ago
@jbarks10 so is jimmy carr, stephen fry ,robert webb thats cambridge for you
awallin01 9 months ago
i thought prescott dip usually involves dorritos
hari2012 10 months ago 5
I wonder which two players will play that game -.-
CornishRicky 10 months ago
The Prescott Dip!
22295whiteangel 11 months ago 3
Apparently David wanted to become a politician. Just imagine David Mitchell as PM!!
ajmf35029 11 months ago
I thought the title meant John Prescott now has a chat show and David Mitchell was on
ElPlonk0 11 months ago
I love the stargate reference at the beginning. "Kawoosh! Right in the middle of a childrens 100 meter final"
Atheistcat2004 11 months ago 8
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mitchell's not that funny
joshKoRnage 1 year ago
Press 3
over and over
billamorphed 1 year ago 3
@billamorphed and 0 over and over
cfcfa 11 months ago
Is that John Oliver on the right?
NisforNeville 1 year ago
Frankie knows about stargate, well he now higher up on my listlol
boffgirl 1 year ago 2
I love how he looks genuinely upset while ranting about Two Jags.
DrAltais 1 year ago
hey have u got an episode number n season number at all??
S0E0B0M 1 year ago
@S0E0B0M I'm not so sure about the episode but it's from series 2. :)
MoonlightWhisperer 10 months ago
@MoonlightWhisperer Thanks buddy :)
S0E0B0M 10 months ago
Spot on! Pure frustrated truth turned into humour...
fatyowls 1 year ago
Why does it say "Dave ja vu"?
DarkestHeart266 1 year ago
@DarkestHeart266 I assume you're not from Britain. Here, we have a television channel called "Dave" which re-runs mainly comedy and motoring shows. They also offer a channel which re-airs Dave an hour later, called Dave ja vu. Which is a play on the phrase "De ja vu" (in case you didn't know).
DrPaulMutilation 1 year ago 4
@DrPaulMutilation Good assumption, I'm Australian :] I've heard of 'Dave' but not 'Dave ja vu', though i"d gathered allready that it was a play on 'Deja vu'. :]
DarkestHeart266 1 year ago
Politicians, I suspect, don't want to do things like this. PR advisors make them, because it's crap like this that gets people elected. The public don't want a hard working intellectual, rarely seen because he's so busy, and when he is seen is talking about nuances of policy. No, they want someone they can see doing light-hearted stuff they can understand, if not relate to. In NZ, our PM likes to be seen turning steaks on a BBQ and drinking beer - the normal bloke image (and it works).
LGD3 1 year ago 3
@LGD3 Well said. It's also easier for people to understand comedians and therefore assume they'd do a good job of running the country.
StickItUpYrBumGugle 1 year ago
Maybe if people weren't stupid enough to think grilling a burger can stand in place of being an intelligent financier the world wouldn't be in such a shitty state. We need smart leaders, not morons who win their place because of fancy speeches and transparant PR events.
Maybe the way the world is has gone beyond what most people deserve, if they're too fucking stupid to understand the complicated situation of national level and global level politics/business.
GSNRecords 1 year ago
@GSNRecords Well fucking said.
wuzzlevideos 1 year ago
He is a genius.
ThePaxtonProductions 1 year ago
Also good to see John Oliver on the panel in his pre- Daily Show days.
AltgeldHall 1 year ago
there was so much disdain when he said 'race' hahaha
laubase 1 year ago
John Prescott takes Naruto too seriously.....
heyzoos420 1 year ago 5
frankie is the biggest legend in this video
irishcomedians 1 year ago
David Mitchell = win!
kingo555 1 year ago
It's so funny to me as a Canadian watching comedy shows from the UK, 'cause you'll have a room like this with Frankie, Dara and David and the accents are so drastically different that it's hard to accept that they all live within a small distance from each other. Throw a little Rob Brydon in there and you have a real melting pot!
Anyway: David Mitchell is a god, truly. I want him to be my husband, and that's saying a lot for someone who doesn't want to get married. Recluses unite, David? Heh?
LeftyHandedGuns 1 year ago 6
what episode is this from ? xx
fiercevickers94 1 year ago
@fiercevickers94 this was the highlights/outtakes episode from series 2
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goulygliu 1 year ago
David Mitchell can be passionate about anything.
TVFILMBUFF 1 year ago 80
@TVFILMBUFF Apart from sofas.
GortonMichael 2 months ago
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goulygliu 1 year ago
you joined in with the race you wanker!
mufc187 1 year ago 9
Dave Ja Vu, nothing but the best :)
Revolutionist88 1 year ago
My hero, plain and simple.
ThePaxtonProductions 1 year ago 4
I'm a bit in love with David Mitchell
jonnyhaw 1 year ago 51
@jonnyhaw me too
vasvalsa1981 2 months ago
Ah, puts me in the mind of Sarah Palin, when they had to hustle her away from reporters during the McCain campaign. Although trying to stop her from saying/doing stupid things is like trying to stop water from being wet.
Oceanmachine27 1 year ago
I think Frankie Boyle met his mtach with Mitchell.and was left behind in the wake everytime mitchell turned up on the show.
TheCoolestfilms 1 year ago
This is why Britain is the master of comedy. America is okay, but now Friends is dead, there's not much left other that The Big Bang Theory, and I don't care about that.
ThePaxtonProductions 1 year ago
@ThePaxtonProductions
Friends was never very good. ignore the laughter track and count how many times something funny is actually said in an episode, same goes for The big bang theory
SilverTonguedSnake 1 year ago
this never gets old
kulkarnirishabh 1 year ago
He's depicting himself as a MORON!
egosumlupus 1 year ago 5
Well said David, well said!
naughtystepUGC 1 year ago 5
Dave win
LordofAnnoyence 1 year ago 3
Nitchell is at his best in Peep Show.
mistaben2k 1 year ago 2
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ThePaxtonProductions 1 year ago
David Mitchell is a genius
jbarks10 1 year ago 6
I love this one!!!
canibalcheese 2 years ago
How did JP get to the race track? In one of his two jags?
What a totally and utterly useless P2ICK he is.
monsieurtechnical 2 years ago
Brilliant Piss-take of Prescott, the man is a total Twat. Ha Ha
rockchick80s 2 years ago 3
ha ha thanks rockchick80's "he's supposed to be BUSY".
lombmusic07 2 years ago 3
lol fallen through a star gate....
stevietsuvideos 2 years ago 10
I think David Mitchell actually was going to go into politics before he did comedy
Sh0nin 2 years ago 13
@Sh0nin you are right he did, i think he was at the Cambridge Debating society with a lot of the younger polititions of today and got put right off cus he though they were all wankers!
williamwills 2 years ago 7
@Sh0nin you're probably thinking of something he said on Graham Norton which was, when he was much younger, he wanted to be PM. He said that now he has absolutely no desire for it.
He would be good though...
MrsCaptnJackSparrow 1 year ago
So, can David Mitchell please be Prime Minister already?
hamlet223 2 years ago 31
I'd vote for him.
whitestripebuzz 2 years ago 9
David for prime minister!!!
TokyoKazama 2 years ago 33
"You fat git!"
Hes so right! Yet again he proves his point. David is just a genius.
ErrrrrrRia 2 years ago 52
'He Is Supposed To Be Busy!'
ssavagessavage 2 years ago 17
"dave ja vu" brilliant XD
craigybaby10101 2 years ago 8
he's such a show steal, but he's so good at it! "maybe he IS a moron, but there should be a team of people trying to make him look quite the moron he clearly is!" priceless
dropkicksociety 2 years ago 17
David Mitchell is such a perfect example of British humour. Could watch him all day.
Briteeesh 2 years ago 486
His rants are amazing.
Darkstar263 2 years ago 13
@Briteeesh Great British Ranting.
ImpalerOfSouls 1 year ago
@Briteeesh i am incredibly proud to admit, i have been doing so.
Stueyy00 1 year ago 6
@Briteeesh me too! and I'm actually doing it today.
MyOwnImage 1 year ago
david is so funny it would be fun if he was one of your friends what you had sins you wer litle just growing up with all the funny things he wuld talk about.
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I hate that scottish cunt. Not funny the accent makes it so much worse.
mtanz0 2 years ago
you wanker!! lol
eraserblueblazer 2 years ago 3
Totally 100% spot on.
crazylegendarydude86 2 years ago 3
i wish i was david's hair, so i could just sit about all day lissening to him talk about stuff
Dacijo 2 years ago 38
I'm not sure how comfortable he would be with that thought. xD
Duresthar 2 years ago 2
gotta love david mitchell
R6VIIshooter 2 years ago 14
Damn, I want to marry him.
DarkTsubasa 2 years ago 14
oh yeah.. me too!!!
alicethebean 2 years ago 5
If only half of the country's population was as wise as Mitchell we would be in a much better state right now.
thesunsleeps 2 years ago 317
and a much funnier one
langenburger 2 years ago 10
With a populist party in government? Sounds like hell to me... or possibly Bulgaria.
slack3rb1tch 2 years ago 2
if only our government was half as wise as Mitchell we would be in a much better state right now
1991Historybuff 2 years ago 31
I think he's a Lib Dem (if that means anything to you).
PurushaDesa 2 years ago 2
@thesunsleeps or we would be to busy ranting at each other to get anything done lol
RyanLFC86 1 year ago
@thesunsleeps if only 10% were!
CalumGilhooly 7 months ago
u joined in with the race u wanker!!!
nat1hopkins 2 years ago 17
Mitchell is always on the money.
brt5470 2 years ago 35
Damn right he is :)
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TimeSplittersChimp 2 years ago
yeah, that is john oliver.
antcuth85 2 years ago
He goes into hiding when he as an affair buys tudor beams for his mansion with tax payers money.Spends a fortune on food using our money rides around in jaguars and has the cheek to lecture to the rest of us about climate change
dylans8 2 years ago 2
Well, Prescott certainly is not short of cheeks! Wobbly fat ones.
mallardvasey 2 years ago
"There should be a team of people around him trying to stop him looking quite the moron he clearly is."
By that logic, George W. Bush should have been given his own federal-funded agency, costing the US taxpayer about $1 billion a year, I think a suitable name for it would be the GBMF, "George Bush Moron Fund."
jamesgravil 2 years ago 15
or more simply the FDAC, fucking dumb ass corperation
BlexxiBlade 2 years ago 4
It may cost the tax payers 1 billion, but think of the billions it will save them from having less stupid ideas :D
yatak1000 2 years ago
"Why do politicians do these stupid, humiliating things? He's suppose to be busy!"
It's funny because it's true!
Mitchell is a legend.
14thierry 2 years ago 21
"Why do politicians do these stupid, humiliating things?"
Because they're politicians.
jamesgravil 2 years ago 2
if politicians r supposed to be busy & they r just being their plain idiot selves it makes you wander how the countries still running isn't it?
BloodOfLove 2 years ago
It isn't is it? XD
spacecat81 2 years ago 2
"He's supposed to be BUSY!!"
true!
flankspeed 2 years ago 9
LMFAO the prescott dip
beckilewis 2 years ago 4
It's mock the WEEK
doctorwhofan63 2 years ago 4
arr he's so sweet but its very strange when he swear because he just looks to cute.
SuperTasher 2 years ago 7
hahaha nice upload i knew it be here funny as fuk
CraigGBR 2 years ago
'He's supposed to be busy'... that line had me in stitches and he doesn't even have to resort exploitative humour to get a laugh (although boyle is funny)
fmilia2millions 2 years ago 13
"of course u pulled a muscle u fat git" loool
SBOWsteffan 2 years ago 10
The amazing thing about David Mitchell is that he becomes more coherant and pointed, the longer he rants. Most people lose track of what they want to say when they start ranting. He's fantastic.
betweenthedays 2 years ago 28
'and what, joins in with a race?' lol he said that so bitterly. love his rants
patryklau 2 years ago 9
What I love about David, is that he's always RIGHT!
borismcstoglin 2 years ago 28
thanks for the upload
but the name of the video is abit dodgy
NeoDEms 2 years ago
I love David, but I'm not surprised that school sports aren't to his taste!
mocarro 2 years ago 7
I love david mitchell's rants ((:
KursteeMatee 2 years ago 22
david mitchell always puts the other panellists to shame whenever he duz a panel show...brilliant
wardyladohaye 2 years ago 21
Brilliant.
Skipissatan 2 years ago 2
mitchells rants are fucking amazing
JiMMyJaM08061991 2 years ago 19
It just goes to show you can't be too careful.
AliceinPonderland666 2 years ago 7
Thank you for this.
David talks such sense, whilst being so funny.
ceebee60 3 years ago 23