ALEXIE SAYLE - I'M PISSED

[ScattySafari]

I always loved the fact that for a big guy Alexei was amazingly light on his feet and a good dancer.

[Granitoons]

Are any more of Alexei's series out on DVD yet?

[LordMarshall1008]

this is my drinking song :P

[sqwidink1]

whers them fuking lizerds

[Telegummie]

1:15 : Now we know where Lady Gaga has her dancemoves from

[67woohooman]

At 8:00 in the morning I accidentally blasted the "here come the lizards part". It was not pretty

[raydredX]

I would have enjoyed this more without the fake laughs. They were freaking annoying.

[Antimalwaregeek]

i love the bit where he's throwing the pint all over dancing like a drunk bloke lmao.

[b00sh]

I called her-WHARGLBARGLE!

[dragonforce1660]

7 people didn't get pissed :L

[Perrygodmother]

Too true...too f'n funny!

[eyeboan]

what an artist!

[mazzag77]

HERE COME THE LIZARDS ! ;0)

[daleyman33]

I was looking for the clip of a song he did on one of his series of Stuff, i think it was called 'word association' and was him basically describing to a doctor how everything he thought of ended up bringing him back to the subject of sex - it was my fave skit of his - can't find it anywhere!!

[nickfrank1]

i met a girl, she soon became my dearest pal, i called her wakalargawakaraga hahaha

[superfatbass]

Looking for a Alexei sketch (1994 series i think) where a group of people in a pub are telling jokes and Alexei plays a shy person who,after some coaxing,starts to tell a joke..which ends up with him having a heart attack .Cant find it on Youtube.

[daleyman33]

@superfatbass - I remember that sketch, it was really funny. but i can't find it either!

[VANHELSING433]

Showing my mate this video made his day. He accidently wiped the video tape it was on.

[phantomhurricane666]

@VANHELSING433 fat bastard isn't he?

[kuroshashu]

@VANHELSING433: Right... "accidentally"... :P

[nickwashere341]

Lmao here come the lizards XD

[astraman84]

I like the bit from 1:18 to 1:32

"I called her wagga waagga waaaggaaaaaaa"

[RabidDog008]

I have to write about this song for an English assignment where we have to try and get some sort of meaning out of the songs lyrics. Anyone got anything for the lizards?

[killerhat121]

@RabidDog008 the lizards represent the police, with their cold hearts and hatred of strange drunk men shouting about talking pies and the like.

[trenthouse4life]

Alexei Sayle, Alexei Sayle, we love to hear him swear on the TV.

Everybody give 3 cheers (except the BBC)

[firetaker25]

The "wonders" of alcohol.

[texanbob2you]

I wish i was!

[ReTrODaZ]

Go Alexei!

[VANHELSING433]

What uploading about the Naked Gardener's question time sketch? I first saw this at a mate's house and was pissing myself laughing!

[TheDuke1011]

and i called her Wagga Wagga Waal - I'm Pissed!

LoL

[BucketTribute]

here comes the lizards here comes the lizards !

Totally uncalled for!

...or was it ?

[OhNoes14]

Here come the Lizards xD

[ducksfortea]

Notice the melody to Wildman Fischer's monkeys vs Donkeys?

[starikov8]

Alexei Sayle = Comic genious!

[Sawyerbabe1968]

I love it, its funny ...ooohhh someone slag me off why dont ya....and get a instant ban....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheElvissss]

This should be released, it'd beat Joe to xmas Number 1

[phantomhurricane666]

a rare thing. a funny scouser.

[GlenGlingo9]

What about Craig Charles?

[phantomhurricane666]

funny scousers are rare.

[GlenGlingo9]

He woke up dead in casualty?

[Toxxi]

I love how even the guy who said teetotalers might not like it got four thumbs down.

DEATH TO ANYONE WHO MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING NEUTRAL TO SAY ABOUT THIS VIDEO.

[morris233]

not funny at all,he has turned out to be a right old miserable cunt,hahaha the self styled saviour of comedy? my arse manning,pryor ,kay,connelly yes.but this cunts as bad as ben elton,BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[ownagebutter]

hey, didnt u kill my brother?

[ProjectFlashlight612]

Here come the liiiiizards...

[cavanbirchall]

alexi you're a fucking prick

[TheRogan11]

Funny

[THE2DANES]

lol HERE COME THE LIZARDS HERE COME THE LIZARDS! LOL!

[inkmagnet]

I thought it was funny but maybe it's not to people who don't drink.

[kwakedesigns]

who gives a fuck what those boring fucks think.

What do they know about having a laugh anyway?

[Wrz2e]

@kwakedesigns haha well said mate

[themanamuscle]

oh you silly Aussie. lol did not see the lizards coming. his face when he first sees them

[WeRuleBetterThanYou]

woww...

lmaooo

thats all i have to say

[MattForTruth]

wow.

just wow

[Kaitlynn1336]

LMAO wow this is soo stupid it's hilarious hahaha

[LyricallyEmphatic]

hahahahaha quality!!!

[Sawyerbabe1968]

Thats hilarious!

[ResidentEvil0115]

Seriusly...wtf. So funny, but dumb

[ryancee7]

LIZARDS?! You've been drinking toooo much.

[flyvirginatlantic]

Who's an ugly basterd who's as fat as he can be...A-L-E X-E-I S-A-Y-L-E

[1Th1617]

BRILLIANT!!!!  :)

[Idol2Idol]

Ive been drinking stella all night. This songs better when yer pissed lol!

[Rawlinson18]

Not for your average usa moron.

[bumblebeeatuna]

Wasnt that fukin funny.

[devilanarchy]

wow...english humour

[erick103]

How is it JUST English humor?

Its a song about getting drunk retard.

Pretty straight forward joke.

[umustcallmedragon]

ohh hahaha im pissed as in drunk

[Jimmyfree450]

i laughed so hard at "here come the lizards" lmao

[EZAblinG]

the early version of al murray - HERE COME THE LIZARDZ

[etherealfrog112]

This guy is to awesome.Seriously, where does he come up these lyrics?

[Ieatmeowmix]

i was laughing my ass off the first time i saw this... oh man... the lizards... hahahaha!

[JeanSeb15]

HE'S BUCKED UP,, watch his didnt you kill my bro video.. its.. just bucked up

[depechemodedude1991]

''Here come the Lizzards!''

[EZAblinG]

lol :]

[eagled96]

is the girl at 1.22 tamsin outhwaite?

[Apocolypse109]

who the fuck is this guy? lol

[Outstep31]

Hahahahahaha

[wussuppeople]

the begining sounds like a song on a little kids show

[thisblowz]

He reminds me of that guy from 101 Dalmations.

[flosstweed]

Thanks, I finally looked him up on Wikipedia. I'd really like to see the documentary on Liverpool.

[flosstweed]

what happened to him???

[daitengu77]

He is still around..

Done a few documentaries...

Written a few novels..

New novel coming out in October - Mister Roberts..

[Granitoons]

The lizards are cool!

[miggy558]

Lol here come the lizards!

[brickonestudios]

NOT ANY THING BUT THE LIZZARDS!

[pokemonmasterPOO]

hi brickonestudios

[brickonestudios]

hi pokemonmasterPOO

[pokemonmasterPOO]

u rock

and so does miggy

[pokemonmasterPOO]

hey miggy watch alexeis other vidoes!

[pokemonmasterPOO]

this guy is awesome!

GO ON ALEXIE SAYLE!

[thesteveus]

comic genius

[icemaiden06]

alexie was great at stand up comedy and in the young ones.

[comicgr8s]

very funny thanx soo much for the upload jodie x

[MrJamesBond007]

Gee guys...havent you ever heard of being "flat out like a lizard drinking". My brother spent a few years in London and came back to Oz with that saying. LOL Damn Cockneys! :)

[Trigormike]

I thought that phrase originated in Oz.

[MrJamesBond007]

Maybe you're right if you haven't heard it used by your locals in the UK. Probably a Northern Territory phrase.

[lyxdexic]

Anyone else think will smith stole the dance routine from the lizzards ...for the men in black music vid ?

[Glacierwolf3]

Here come the lizards!

[ratsouffle]

DX7 RHODES

[pfoxxx]

the lizards are just random, its to emphasise that he's pissed!

[twonk111]

No! He's pissed to emphasize that they're lizards! Fool.

[e6menace]

hahaha!

Bloody brillant,

but what with the lizards ?

HERE COME THE LIZARDS

[scallyhunter]

you've obviously never had a drink problem mate!

[Dn2kproductions]

what the hell is with the lizzards...

[twonk111]

Life just wouldn't be the same without them

[betasfriend]

just ace just like young ones and bottom ace! and yes alexi is in young ones and ive seen how old he is now he is so old! still a nutter tho

[94Z69]

Hahaha....brilliant!!

[bongolicious]

Here come the LIZZZZZards...

[ROXYVOMiT]

*Alexei Sayle

[lise2006]

For someone's who's fat,Alexei is a very fleet-footed dancer!Very light on his feet.

[plonkey]

How do you know about the fish??,LOL!

[MIKECROMFORD]

Alexi Sayle - Cant half play the bongo's and he keeps tropical fish in his underpants.

[MIKECROMFORD]

This is one of my comedy hero's.

Anyone remember the 12 inch version of- Ullo John Got A New Motor?

[ellaguru]

Yeah I got it, just transfered it to cd, great stuff!

[ellieash]

A classic!

[gr8pumpkin]

The 12" is classic, especially the B-side. Alexei is very hit and miss for me, but when he's hitting, holy crap it's funny.

[Dn2kproductions]

I agree he trys to hard to be funny sometimes and it doesnt work out right but he has some funny moments. this is why im trying to get my head around that people think hes the funniest guy in the world?

[game1guru]

shut up u prick it was funy!!! smart ass think ur einstien u fukin sweaty, lizards, toe nail!!!!

[hoss1962]

The solution is that Sayle tried to be different and was usually funny with it. Now many of the comedians just work to formulae - rely on tired routines and shock factor. Compare Sayle to todays crop ...he is the funniest.

[Khomradeigor]

In camden town i met a gal/ she soon became my dearest pal/ i called rhagaul, ragahul, rau! I'm pissed, im pissed, im pissed.

[plonkey]

'Go Scousers!! YEAH!

[plonkey]

What the bloddy hell have lizards got to do with this?,ROFL!!!

[chretiendutroyes]

Such halucinations are often part of delirium tremens.

[hoss1962]

Oh god...back to the lecture hall for Mechanisms of Disease" undergraduate medicine unit 101 B (pre clinical).

Go away - no one is THAT interested...

[dafyddoe]

Nothing, he's pissed lol.

[Hybie]

This guy's actually making me laugh! -And that says a lot with lyrics like: I'm pissed, here come the lizards, I'm pissed, I'm pissed etc... lol

[limeyosu]

F king hilarious

[mattfinn]

LOL! I thought this was lost forever!!

Who remembers the 'who u lookin at pal' song?

[MrJamesBond007]

Or "hey John gotta a new mota!"....."didnt you kill my brother"......."Ive only known you for 10 minutes but you're the best pal I ever had..." lol some classic phrases from Alexie Sayle my Aussie mates used back in the late 80's & early 90's. Those were the real hedonistic days for me. :)

[dhunt1978]

Here come the lizards!

[surfdigby]

I remember a sketch that preceded this, where Alexie says, "Now for those watching that may have had a bit too much to drink........HERE COME THE LOBSTERS!!" whilst sticking his face right into the camera.

Tremendous.