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  • dat neck

    

  • dat neck

  • I see he's still in the process of swallowing a small SUV.

  • i bet he can swallow a watermelon without choking!

  • this dude can bench press with his fucking neck.

  • google me @ brandon taylor #45

  • google me brandon taylor #45

  • Well that's an odd looking dude.

  • Black Terminator

  • takeo spikes = pit bull

  • War Fuckin Eagle

  • Of course he is not going to suspend him, he is a defensive player. 

  • You'd think he would have a deep voice.

  • They should make a Takeo Spikes pez dispenser! Put candy in MAAH neck!

  • This video should be titled "Neck"

  • JESUS CHRIST HIS NECK....he looks like an action figure!

  • his neck has to at least bench 250! haha

  • Did anyone else not put attention if he did or did not call Ben a hoe because you just stared at his neck

  • he doesn't even real.. fucking video game character.. what a beast!@

  • The best part of any video that includes Takeo spikes are the comments about his neck

  • He looks like the black version of joe from family guy

  • it would be impossible to strangle that guy

  • The title of this video should be changed to "BIG ASS NECK"

  • why is his neck so fucking big???

  • is that bandage covering the hole where they pumped his neck up

  • lol!!!..washington county niggas always keep it real

  • lovin the neck!!!

  • SPIKES FOR COMMISSIONER

  • this moron went to auburn,explains it all lmao , roll tide roll.steroids is a hell pf a drug!!!

  • @jesuslovesyou650 and you went where... thats what we thought

  • who else wanna comment on his neck ?

  • DAMN that shirt is choking him. If you tried to hang this guy he would just fall down cuz the diameter of the neck is bigger than the head

  • Takeo Spikes' neck is resistant to all forms of gunfire, heat, tearing, and taxes.

  • this nigga too damn big

  • I'm not sure if it's steroids or not. The singer from Cannibal Corpse has a huge neck and you can tell he lifts weights, but when you watch videos from when he was in Monstrosity, he's this little skinny guy but still has this huge neck.

  • @serenityinfire777 Takeo Spikes needs to be the next lead singer for Cannibal Corpse!!!! I could see him belting out "I Cum Blood" or "Devoured By Vermin."

  • how can your neck get that big? that seems rather impossible

  • that mofo on steroids straight up shiit

  • Horse neck.

  • Biggest neck in the world but don't take it the wrong way Takeo

  • the title of this video is so fucking funny

  • one flex and the clothing covering his arms are gone.

  • WHAT SIZE IS THE NECK ON THAT SHIRT?!

  • @CheckNate22 LMFAO! That was the first thing i noticed (how could it not have been?), and your name is nate too!

  • @CheckNate22

    537 inches and 9 millimeters

  • @CheckNate22 lmfao!Dude thatmademecryhahaha

  • @CheckNate22 lol must be a roid monkey

  • @CheckNate22 Over 9000

  • @CheckNate22 the same as his pants leg.

  • lol he looks like an action figure

  • @maddoggg88 lol he look like crimson chin

  • Shit his neck is fucking huge.

  • @Porkytool5 I see you're dedicated to being a racist troll. I commend you, as you are well versed in your craft.

    However it might be better to find a craft more productive in real life as opposed to honing an art usable only on the Internet...

  • His neck is wider than his face. DAMN!

  • If you take roids your neck will grow much larger. In this case he has very good genes for a bigger neck.

  • nigger wearing make up

  • @Porkytool5 I bet you wouldn't say it to his face or anybody's for that matter, cyber-thug

  • @Cortez3fl true very true, but he is a nigger, and he is wearing makeup

  • @Porkytool5 annnnd you're a bitch. Fair enough.

  • @Cortez3fl totally ;).. as long as im not a nigger wearing make up

  • @Porkytool5 At least you're not in denial about what you are, a bona fide pussy. Now go kill a kitten or something. You're boring me.

  • @Cortez3fl its mr. bona fide pussy...(whose not a nigger wearing make up). and dont you forget it

  • neck?

  • Takeo Spikes Does not Calls Ben Roethlisberger a Hoe

  • @rjdrays288 but he was thinking it

  • @rjdrays288 If he did, i would be LAUGHING MY ASS OFF rite now.

  • he's the type of guy who you wouldn't wanna see when walking through a dark alley...

  • Damn how the fuck did he get such a big neck?

  • Damn how fuck did he get such a big neck?

  • he gottah muthafukkin pitbull neck.

  • His bottom row teeth look vicious

  • Yo g2 whatever guy I agree with ya

  • to bad hes a charger now what a fuckin waist!

  • His neck is huge !

  • Look at his neck and shoulders.....Wow just wow lol

  • What's the little thing stuck on his neck?

    Oh wait.... that's his head.

  • Wow his neck is wider than his head! what in the sam hill is goin on here?

  • nobody likes little ben...

  • Ew neck.

  • yo takeo spikes has a pit bull neck.

  • His neck is thicker than my body!

  • I knew it, scientists finally started reverse-tron-ing people out of Gears of War games into real life.

  • he's fucking massive

  • Is tht his real neck?

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  • Why TF is his neck so THICK???????? LMAO

  • I think he injects steroids directly into that neck.

  • Niners fans still love you TKO. We miss you.

  • @stockjonebills us chargers fans love him more thatz wat the niners get when they dont pay th guy....hahaha

  • HE AINT GOT NO NECK!! LOOK LIKE A PITBULL ON STERIODS!!! LLS!!

  • if that spikes ain't on roids I don't know who is fuck man, scarry looking mother fucker for real and not in a good way either.

  • LOL that man needs to be checked for ROIDS! YIKES!

  • NEEDS TO GO TO SPEECH CLASS!!!

  • A hoe is a tool -and so is mjamrst.

  • he looks like that one bad guy from Little Monsters

  • This guy looks like a Pixar character!

  • He looks like an animal, his bottom teeth look sharp. Imagine being chased by him and ray lewis.

  • Thumbs up if you were focused on his neck.!

  • neck is too big for his skull

  • damn thats a ugly ass nigga...just looking at him makes you wanna do the QB slide...

  • fuk whats with he's neck

  • takeo spikes is irrelevant to football...if it wasnt for my mans pat he wouldnt be noticed

  • takeo spikes is a bitch any way.... what happend to the niners defense that year? nuff said.... go ick another team to suck on ya no neck faggot

  • @DukeMcgruder Bet you wouldnt say that to his face.

  • @DukeMcgruder his neck is probably the size of your thigh also BEN ROTHLISBERGER IS THE REAL BITCH he patted seymour on the back after a fucking touchdown and ofc seymour punches him then he goes to the sideline and acts like A BITCH with his trainer.

  • @killacandy69 Your a bitch, go watch some of Ben's highlights, you saw him last year get his nose broken and come back and play, he had a broken foot while playing in the super bowl, you've never even played football, because if you did you would have respect for what Ben does on the field, enough said pussy.

  • @DwightWhite78 YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT. I'm not saying Ben dosen't have perseverance i know he does and i applaud him for that BUT THE REAL PROBLEM WAS THAT HE PATTED SEYMOUR ON THE BACK AFTER A TOUCHDOWN WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?! OBVIOUSLY A COCKY DOUCHE BAG. Your such a fucking moron. SO GTFO WITH YOUR SHITTY ARGUMENTS AND STOP EMBARSSING YOURSELF!

  • @killacandy69 Looks to me like he was moving his fat ass aside, Ben is not one to say shit to another player, and why would he, Seymour was a bitch for hitting him when all he did was put his hand on his shoulder to move him so he could celebrate the td with his teammates, you dont even know what you're saying in your comments, you pussy.

  • @DwightWhite78 he did seem pretty fucking happy after he did it. SO STFU YOU FUCKING MORON. well ben rothlisbergers actions are pretty questionable off the field. how are you going to say im a pussy when argument is fucking weak. god damn fucking tools like you.

  • @killacandy69 cuz only a pussy like you would talk down on a sports legend, and say he's a bitch, thats how you are a pussy.

  • @DwightWhite78 SPORTS LEGEND AHAHAHAH. you fucking moron. maybe hes a football HOF no way a SPORTS LEGEND reading this i know your a fucking idiot. Also your defintion of retard is as fucking retarded as you are.

  • @killacandy69 Youngest qb to win a super bowl, Won 2 SB been to 3, Offensive rookie of the year, 8th highest passer rating of all time, 5th in yds per attempt of all time, and 12th in completion % of all time. Comeback wins 19, Game winning drives 25, the most by any qb of all time, so that makes it safe to say he's the most clutch qb of all time. .712 winning percentage which is 2nd all of al time, and the worst o line to ever start in a super bowl. And guess what, he's only 29.

  • @DwightWhite78 You must be quite the looser to look up these stats. ahaha he's not even in the discussion for greatest quarterback in his era. They might remember rothisberger but they will really remember polamalu and the defense. Without that defense maybe they go to a few playoffs. I agree a terrific QB he probably will go to HOF. hes probably the 4th or 5th best qb in the league that in no way makes him a "SPORTS LEGEND" jeez your a dipshit.

  • @killacandy69 Oh really, 5th best in the league, who would you put over him? Mike Vick? Phillip Rivers? Matt Ryan? Aaron Rodgers? And not in the discussion? who else would be in the discussion besides Manning and Brady? Terry Bradshaw is a sports legend, and Ben has already surpassed most of Bradshaw's records and Ben is only 29, go and watch him tear up the league this year, with al those young wide recievers, he's gonna be unstoppable. The defense is overrated,they have no cb's besides Taylor.

  • @DwightWhite78 LOL you dont become a SPORTS LEGEND unless you are the best QB in your era Alright check it dude he has no chance this decade ,, matt ryan has great potential, and aaron rodgers fucking destroys him hes won the superbowl with injuries to his entire team and the starting running back. THE STEELERS D IS OVER RATED WTF. troy polamaly james harrison, casey hampton, lamar woodley the list goes on.... plus they have DICK LABEAU the greatest defensive coordinator since bill belichek

  • @killacandy69 HAhahahahaha, Matt Ryan, i'll give u Aaron rodgers, but matt ryan doesnt have shit. and dick lebeau is the greatest defensive coordinator ever, no comparison at all.

  • @DwightWhite78 how many mvps has rothlisberger won? manning has 4 brady has 2. unless ben can get a few mvps hes not gonna be a sports legend. HE WILL ALWAYS BE OVERSHADOWED BY THE D. when you think steelers you think the DEFENSE! not ben rothlisberger.

  • @killacandy69 Ya, you think of the defense from the 70's not now, the stellers rely on their offense much more than their defense, and who is the leader of the offense, big ben. There's no doubt he will be mvp once or twice before his career is over

  • @killacandy69 Hahahaha, aaron rodgers has had one good year, now he's the best qb in the league now huh? Rodgers dont have shit on ben roethlisberger, at least not yet.

  • @DwightWhite78 did i say he was the best? no that goes to tom brady he killed it last year. rodgers was really good, and im not saying matt is better than ben i just said he has potential. HAH! they rely more on the defense no question. AND even IF they did rely on their offense more. BEN is still overshadowed by the D. like you said dick labeau best coordinator ever! ahah contradicting yourself. LOL You are such a moron. I really find it hard to believe he wins the mvp a single time.

  • @killacandy69 Ben will win mvp when brady goes over the hill and mannings done the only competition then will be aaron rodgers but ben will be in his prime and it wont be close, Lets see Big Ben has 25 game winning drives in the fourth quarter that sounds like they are relying on the offense. And yes Dick lebeau is the greates d coordinator ever, but that doesnt mean he can help the aging d line, and awful cb's. we got superstars on d, but alot of them are fading, and fading quick.

  • @DwightWhite78 AHAH the only reason they have to come back in the 4th quarter is because ben didnt score that much in the first three quarters. also the only reason they have a shot in the 4th is because the D kept them in it. Tom Brady wont go downhill for a while. Aaron Rodgers is going to be VERY GOODand has the best receiving core in all of football. Matt Ryan has tremendous ability so does Sam Bradford. Ben will have a lot of competition this decade.

  • @DwightWhite78 if they fade Pittsburgh is D-O-N-E they have no chance! that D is unbelievably good the best in the league for the past 5 or 6 years. Ben has never been the best qb in the league and he never will be. by a pure talent perspective it goes 1. Brady 2.Manning 3. Rodgers 4. Brees 5. Rothlisberger :D

  • @killacandy69 Almost every player on the defense is over 30, the whole d line has lost a step, and we have no secondary, did u notice anytime we play a team with a good qb, the secondary gets torn up, the only thing keeping our defense together is the linebackers and polamalu. Manning's career is over, Brady is still doing good and so is Brees, but Rodgers has played good 1 year, not 7 years like ben has, top 5 would be

    5.Rodgers 4. Manning 3. Brees 2. Roethlisberger 1. Brady

  • @DwightWhite78 i know that defense is going down. and without them ben dosent have a chance. Without that defense ben dosent win a single superbowl. ALSO how can you say manning is 4? hes one of the greatest qbs of all time and A SPORTS LEGEND!ahaha. MANNIINGS career is over? i think not maybe this season but next season hes going to come back healthy as ever. how is rothlisberger 2? this is utter bullshit from a stubborn steelers fan.

  • @killacandy69 If u honestly think manning is gonna come back after 3 neck surgeries, miss this year and then be fine, he's already old and he'll be even older by the time he comes back, he's done. Ben is number 2 because he is one of the only other proven qb's in the league, Brady and Brees are also proven but ben is higher than brees because of sb's and ben's extrodinary ability to clutch.

  • @killacandy69 If u honestly think manning is gonna come back after 3 neck surgeries, miss this year and then be fine, he's already old and he'll be even older by the time he comes back, he's done. Ben is number 2 because he is one of the only other proven qb's in the league, Brady and Brees are also proven but ben is higher than brees because of sb's and ben's extrodinary ability to clutch.

  • Damn we got a Monstar from Space Jam as a commissioner?

  • @JBGiant24 ha, holy shit. I said the same thing before I scrolled down to the comment section.

  • is he really comissioner?

  • paul posluszny has one of those necks.

  • Takeo has the body of my action figure of He-Man. :S

  • HGH all i have to say

  • @MrHorizon5 HGH doesnt make you big you dumb fuck. You fail. If you would have said Anabol or d-bol or an actual steroid then it would make sense. HGH is used for rehabbing injuries it isnt a steroid.

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  • Thats one big ass motherfucker.

  • reports are coming in that the new Sand Diego Chargers stadium will be built on Takeo's neck.

  • A flop?? I think an unexpected, open-palmed shot to the face-mask from Seymore would take almost anybody off his feet.

  • i've seen people with tumors in their necks and still have a smaller neck than takeo

  • his comments regarding Ben are crap, Seymour legitimately hit Ben and the latter didn't flop, Ben is arguably the toughest QB in the NFL now, and he'd never pull some fruity bs like that.

  • @mo39fhn he did.

  • Dam wtf u see his neck

  • thumgs up if you think takeo spikes' neck and lats look like a tree stump

  • Welcome to Dago

  • His neck is wider than his head.. Thats insane

  • this dude must be on steroids. you don't have a neck that is wider than your god damn head unless your all roided up. Also you don't play linebacker that well and that physically at that age unless your roided too. Whatever the case the guy's been an awesome linebacker for YEARS but damn me if he isn't all juiced up.

  • he didnt do what the video advertised him doin.....so......why did u say he said that?

  • TAKEO WELCOME TO THE BEST TEAM IN THE NFL THE SAN DIEGO CHARGERS

  • damn! well, welcome to the chargers!

  • how do you get a neck like that?

  • i met him at a restaurant when he was with cincinatti...he is the largest human being i have ever met, not tallest, just massive, like the old heman cartoon.

  • Buzz Lightyear eat your heart out......

  • Man hes built like a Clydesdale!

  • Thumbs up if u thought he was gonna say "hoe" on National Television

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  • @ummmj lmfao wow...

  • ...this nigga

  • he never said the word "hoe"

    

  • How's this dude move his neck...

  • WHEN DID HE CALL HIM A HOE

  • his neck is thicker than my thigh :S

  • @2uneek i know right

  • his arm is bigger than my thigh

  • neck like a pitbull's

  • I think I lost some respect for spikes a little here. You know damn well if he got popped the trainers would be checking him. Maybe he can stay healthy for a full season for once. And get a neck.

  • @Steelchamp060 i agree with u

    but he does have a neck its just fuckin jacked i wish my neck was like that

  • @Steelchamp060 maybe big ben shouldn't be such a rapist