OFFENSIVE NATIVE AMERICAN JOKE

[QuantumLeap83]

Profanity: The attempt of a weak mind to express itself forcefully.

[Tomken8d2]

@QuantumLeap83

Ain't no flarrgin profanity in this flarrgin video...

[Wii4evea]

Suck my native Pole

[Tomken8d2]

@Wii4evea  Totem?

[starsurfer13]

this is funny cause this guys not even from america. what does he know? what other people tell him. what a tard.

[Tomken8d2]

@starsurfer13

i checked my map. New York seems

to be in the US

[dreamwolves6]

I see many people telling jokes and different races saying jokes of their own race and others as well. I mean it's ok. Because it is a joke. But what makes a joke funny, is how you tell it. You're facial expressions, your body language and your tone. If you can't do that, you don't know how to tell funny jokes.

[Tomken8d2]

@dreamwolves6

I can't hit a home run every time.

This was more of a grounder...

[tootiefox420]

broken rubber lmfao nice one this aint racist

[lumminative]

broken rubber must be mad!!! lmao .......get a sense of humor!!

[Tomken8d2]

@lumminative

How do you find the ginzo dat got wacked

and dropped to da bottom of da East River

on heavy weights?

- Follow da oil slick, chief! [brooklyn dialect :) ]

*rim shot*

[lumminative]

Haha I'm native american, this is funny....get real,.. its a joke, have a sense of humor.

[Tomken8d2]

@lumminative

I'm half Sicilian.

- got enough ammunition? :P

[Tomken8d2]

@Tomken8d2

For a joke, that is...

[SirRaze]

@Glovefullavasoline Thats a good one.

[SirRaze]

the puchline is supposed to be: " why do you ask of names 'two dogs fucking'? Im native, i've told this joke many times . lemme know when you learn the joke, "Big Chief Fuck'em All", and the Bartender joke. Or the "Buffalo Joke" :) Drop me a line when you do.

[Florafairy12]

STUPID I HATE YOU WHY SHOULD THEY MAKE FUN OF US WHEN THEY ARE THE ONES WHO PUSHED US OFF OUR LAND

[Tomken8d2]

@Florafairy12

It's just a joke......

[Tomken8d2]

@Florafairy12

It's just a joke......

[01077448731]

@Florafairy12 because theyre the one who pushed you off stupid.

[nativegirl97]

Fuck who ever made this

[Tomken8d2]

@nativegirl97

The unknown, forgotten person who first told the

joke is long dead.

Do you want to F** ME or spend the rest of your

life F** 120 year old corpses?

[SirRaze]

@nativegirl97 N8tive sister, as a n8tive brother, take no offense to a drab joke told wrong. There are plenty of White jokes to go around. especially if he were Italian. LOL drop me a line..we can chat about it.

[Tomken8d2]

@SirRaze

I'm half Sicilian. ;)

Why do people get upset over a stupid joke?

I mean no harm. It's just a joke.

[SirRaze]

@Tomken8d2 Unfortunetly, its a world of double standard. Usually, Natives tell "Indian" Jokes, Blacks tell "Black" jokes, Hispanics, Pollocks, Jew, etc. But everyone finds a "White" Joke funny. No matter what the ethnicity, if the stereotype fits whichever ethnicity..ITS FUCKIN FUNNY. For example, take Robin Williams, he did a skit on Native American casinos, and he did the skit well. Where as Don BurnStick, does Native jokes and white jokes combined. Inbox me, i'll tell you more. :)

[Mrlitefootfan]

I swear to GOD people who make fun of US NATIVES should come after people like him!

[NAT1V3H1TMAN]

that wasnt even cleaver booo lol!

[Tomken8d2]

@NAT1V3H1TMAN

Just a silly joke I heard as a child...

[Rachulie]

dude. speak english not that new england shit. sounded like broken river.

[nativesteel3100]

Brother: AYe!!! my brother from a broken rubber

[nativ3andpr0ud]

Racists

[Tomken8d2]

@nativ3andpr0ud

I do not fall into that category.

It's just a joke.

[nativ3andpr0ud]

U all and dane cook

[nativ3andpr0ud]

Im native and that was just racist plus we didnt have condoms back then we had like leaves I know this now though

[adrianm796]

I haven't heard 1 close to funny joke ever about native Americans. U just can't make fun of us.

[Tomken8d2]

@adrianm796

You think I'm mocking you?

[adrianm796]

@Tomken8d2 nah im just saying that its a hard ass thing to do

[Tomken8d2]

@adrianm796

I'm not trying to mock you but if I was,

I'd likely start with your bravado and chauvanism.

No one is above reproach or ridicule.

[bordone]

my sons Indian and i thought this was funny

[Tomken8d2]

@bordone

I won't delve into the mysteries of your son's lineage.

I'll just say thank you for enjoying my dumb little video. :)

[deschine13]

OK.?? so is dat supposed 2 b a joke.?? em not laughing just bcuz natives names b4 were on nature or wutever.? god dam yu whites get soo F*CKKING ANNOYING!! quit trying 2 b funny

[Tomken8d2]

@deschine13

We both bleed, we both need to eat and sleep.

We're both human.

[DLSNiiganii]

I reviewed all the comments so far...hatred is tiring...some comments tho were really good...I hope that someone does capture this joke being told in the right place and the right time...and maybe we can get some background on it too...at least it won't be forgotten..lol..its on YouTube now.....I mean, like who was the first person who told this joke? I would really like to know that...how old is it...what are its implications or influences in Native American culture and humor...etc..

[Tomken8d2]

@DLSNiiganii

I first heard it as a boy, when dinosaurs roamed the Earth. lol

I have no idea how old it is or where it came from.

[DLSNiiganii]

I will try to get some vids of people telling this joke with an explanation of where they first heard it...maybe some background on the "Broken Rubber" trickster/clown...I don't attend powwow's as much any more, but when I do I will definitely ask around and see if anyone would like to participate in this discussion...ps I don't know why it posted my response twice - sorry about that.

[DLSNiiganii]

Hi Tomken8d2, I sent you a video response regarding an old friend of mine who I think you could have a great discussion about the "Broken Rubber" joke...he would definitely know others who know more about the origin of this joke as it has been a very old joke among powwow announcers on the powwow trail... (I am sure for at least 40 years)...I do appreciate that at least a discussion has started on this..it has sparked my interest....I could perhaps do some vlogs on my travels (con't next msg)

[DLSNiiganii]

Hi Tomken8d2, I sent you a video response regarding an old friend of mine who I think you could have a great discussion about the "Broken Rubber" joke...he would definitely know others who know more about the origin of this joke as it has been a very old joke among powwow announcers on the powwow trail... (I am sure for at least 40 years)...I do appreciate that at least a discussion has started on this..it has sparked my interest....I could perhaps do some vlogs on my travels.

[DLSNiiganii]

cha, you have to an Indian/Native American/Aboriginal or First Nation to tell this joke properly...its a powwow joke....this person did not do this joke justice imo although it is funny when told right at the right time and in the right place...

[Tomken8d2]

@DLSNiiganii

Could you show us the correct way to tell jokes like this?

I'm serious.

Make a joke video or two. :))

[DLSNiiganii]

@Tomken8d2 lol Im not good at telling jokes like this but go to a powwow and you see how the announcers deliver this joke....then you will understand by what I mean at the right time and in the right place

[DLSNiiganii]

@Tomken8d2 also I've seen broken rubber as a...well...like a clown... at a powwow...there is more to this than just a joke but I don't know how to explain it...anyway hopefully you will see what I mean if you ever get the chance to go to a powwow and if broken rubber is there...and you will see what happens....maybe someone else can explain it better than me.....maybe a way to describe it is something like a trickster....

[Tomken8d2]

@DLSNiiganii

Extreme Culture Clash

[SpiderBoy1Production]

Ever sick boy. You gotta learn the Indian ways and tell it like it's a sacred joke

[Tomken8d2]

@SpiderBoy1Production

I would like to, but without someone familiar

with the original culture(s), how can I?

The Indian Schools did a good job in wiping away

thousands of years of cultural history.

[abigailbrooks16]

wtfffffffffff ? this wasnt even funny .. & im the native here . wow .. broken rubber .. your cool .. 

[Tomken8d2]

@abigailbrooks16

Just a stupid joke I learned as a kid.

Lighten up.

[brownbastard1]

#1 Im native and this shit aint funny. #2 WTF is a rubber???

[Tomken8d2]

@brownbastard1

I mean no harm.

[17Keichi]

this one was stupid. . . .didn't made me laugh at all. and i'm native.

[Tomken8d2]

@17Keichi

OK, a Jew told me this one

He told me to say that

..

What's a Jews biggest dilemma?

free pork

[Tomken8d2]

@jinxitsjustme

Just an attempt at humor.

No harm intended.

[heyyitslaslie]

umm okay

[CNBYOO64]

im a native...and dat wass pretty funny..BROKENRUBBER..LMAO

[theBOOTLEGcookie]

that was not even funny and you were probably the second native boy werent you

[Tomken8d2]

@theBOOTLEGcookie

WHO TOLD YOU??

[DLSNiiganii]

@Tomken8d2 good question..I am curious too...it would be a great addition to the discussion we've started.

[Tallen0123]

I am Native, and I dont see much wrong with this joke to be honest, it really wasn't that offensive.

[Tomken8d2]

@Tallen0123

It seems some people just like to get offended.

[JustinJaybrown]

stupid



[Tomken8d2]

@JustinJaybrown

tom

glad to meet you.

[JustinJaybrown]

@Tomken8d2 haha your a real fucking comedian aren't you.... but you joke like a child so grow the fuck up.

[Tomken8d2]

@JustinJaybrown

Adults don't throw profanities around unnecessarily

in a public forum.

[JustinJaybrown]

@Tomken8d2 yah says the dumb white guy that post's racial "Jokes" up on the internet.

[permawolf]

You still a fucken idiot and it's not that funny. In fact you belong to the fugawi tribe!

[Tomken8d2]

@permawolf

HEY, where the fugawi?? lol

It's just a silly video, bother. :))

[Tomken8d2]

@7thThunder  Old joke I heard as a kid. :))

[billieder]

Native here. I heard the same joke with the exception that the first child was Rising Moon, second child was Running Elk and the third was Two Dogs Screwing. Haha

[Tomken8d2]

@billieder

Where were you when I NEEDED You??? LOL

[DLSNiiganii]

@billieder how many years ago did you hear that one? I heard it too at least 30 yrs ago..I'm curious to know if this is part of the origin of the Broken Rubber joke...making this one much older than 30 yrs...broken rubber could have come about during the 60's sexual revolution...its a great part of Native American historical comedy/humor...I'm sure the origins would have been in one Native American language or another....hmm this discussion is getting more interesting imo...

[billieder]

@DLSNiiganii: Well, after a couple phone calls, here's the gist of it. I heard this joke back in the mid ninety's which was told to me by my dad, which in turn heard it from other Navajo's back in Vietnam in the late sixties. My grandpa used to tell us the Two Dogs Screwing (leecha'i naaki ahik'eedi) version and he says he first heard that one in Okinawa back in the early fourties. needless to say, I have no idea on the chronology of it, haha.

[DLSNiiganii]

@billieder wow, thanks for that...i was thinking too that it must have originated in the language and with the two dogs version...that one I heard long long ago too...one of the first dirty jokes I heard lol thanks again for asking about it....

[billieder]

@DLSNiiganii No prob. My "nali" (paternal grandfather) says he heard it when the US forces took over Kadena Airfield in Okinawa, Japan back in the spring of 1945. Apparently, the Marines were trying to relax after a hard day of fighting and when finally settling down for their break, he heard all sorts of jokes, including this joke, haha. Still funny to this day.

[DLSNiiganii]

@billieder amazing...thanks for the history...who knew that about this joke...thanks for sharing too and thank your Nali too...I could just picture them sitting around telling jokes...

[Tomken8d2]

@DLSNiiganii

I was thinking the same thing.

It went from a dumb video joke to a real

historical/cultural exploration!

[Opportunitylifted]

I'm native, I liked it lol... hey how many Indians does it take to wreck a car???? One and fifth lmao! See, it's all fun and jokes.

[Tomken8d2]

@Opportunitylifted

OMG that's horrible but funny!!

I'm glad you understand it's just humor.

So many people get offended too damn easily!

[bear6021]

"don't even ask can't tell joke"

[Tomken8d2]

@bear6021 Bill Clinton?? How ya been, Bubba?

[kingofnothing553]

@bear6021 aaaaah pwnd hahaha

[LeixDevine]

This was the corniest joke I have ever heard...obviously you need to get laid.

[Tomken8d2]

@LeixDevine

Don't we ALL??

[bigrayorozco]

Fucken sucked. . . Go home

[Tomken8d2]

@bigrayorozco pull my finger

[king63cee]

go fuck a goat

[Tomken8d2]

@king63cee  It's cartoonized, dipsh*t

[king63cee]

@Tomken8d2  hey some cow fucker is trynna tell me something

[Tomken8d2]

@king63cee  moo?

[Tomken8d2]

@king63cee

MOOO!!!

[llvlletalJunkie90]

Pitiful man. As a Native American I'll help you out a bit. Heres a better one. Navajo word of the day:Budweiser. because when the cops pulls you over you ask "But Why? Sir?" haha true native humor!!

[Tomken8d2]

@llvlletalJunkie90

I like that one.

[llvlletalJunkie90]

@Tomken8d2 it works too

[Tomken8d2]

@llvlletalJunkie90 I like Heineken tho...

[Snowman20]

I'm Native and just got one thing to say... fuck you

[Tomken8d2]

@Snowman20

You buy me dinner first.

Spend much wampum.

[Tomken8d2]

@Tomken8d2

Just a joke, chief...

- Actually that's Brooklyn slang to call someone "chief."

The point us I mean no harm but I WILL break your b*lls

if you fall into the trap of PC foolishness.

[sugarbabyluvsyou]

you can go fuck yourself thats not even funny thats hella racist ugh white people are so fukin stupid white people are clearly stupid wen they came and attacked up indians they had guns to hunt with and we had arrows and bows white people cant do shit rite they are not good at any sport SO FUKK YOU IM OUT

[Tomken8d2]

@sugarbabyluvsyou

Yo, dey call me Tommy Two Sets.

- DON''T ASK, PAL!!

[Tomken8d2]

@sugarbabyluvsyou

It's just humor.

Why are people so easily f-ing offended?

Political correctness can kiss my A-

We all come from the sane Earth and we all have the same Soul flowing through us.

Hey, I;m half German, half Sicilian.

Have some fun with that. :)

[king63cee]

stupid white fuck....better go to school again to learn how to tell a ez fuckin joke.....whites really are the dumbest race of mankind....like how many whites did it take to make a fire?....my guess would be something like "the whole cave full"

[Tomken8d2]

@king63cee

Why so hostile? Calm down, you'll live longer.

[king63cee]

@Tomken8d2 lmao fuck every white fuck out there that tries to be offensive, so git buk ass naked and go jump in the same shower as him if you love hime so bad, and fact, you guys are the blame for global warning and that dumb ass gulf oil spill,i hate white people, mostly them inbreads down south there, besides i fuck his daughter n i broke that condom, now this guy dispises his daughter cause she had a lil sav child.......my bad i just hate whites like this, i also hate blacks, just not as bad

[Tomken8d2]

@king63cee

OMG R U REALLY this big an ass hat??

U MUST be joking!!!!

[king63cee]

@Tomken8d2 lmmfao HAA HAA

[Tomken8d2]

@king63cee

Hatred is poison to the soul.

[king63cee]

@Tomken8d2 hatred can consume and kill you too,

but so the fuck whut, point of the matter is whites dont wear condoms wen they are fuckin their best breed of animal on the farm

whut do you do cut off a turkeys head, stick you lil pecker in it, scream and go Ahaa, your a sick man....did your gram'pappy have a inbred son wit his sister

believe it or not but where did Aids come from?,they say some white guys inbred son went fuck an animal

[Tomken8d2]

@king63cee

You drinkum too much fire water, chief.

- This is just HUMOR, dumbass.

[JustinJaybrown]

@Tomken8d2 If it is humor then why is it that most of the ppl commenting are offended? You ever think of that white man?

[Tomken8d2]

@JustinJaybrown

Because they're tainted by racial hatred, Tonto.

That's an object lesson.

You called me "white man" out of racial hatred.

I'm just breaking your b*lls.

I don't hate you.

[Tomken8d2]

@KANONSIONNI Is that a request?

[Cre8iveN8ive]

No offense, but this isn't really funny. I'm 7/8 Native, and I don't really think this is offensive either. Yeah it's stereotypical, but you hear that every day. It isn't hurtful or funny, so it's a minute of my life down the drain.

[Tomken8d2]

@Cre8iveN8ive

This is YouTube. Just relax.

Or call me an A-hole.

Don't matter.

[DLSNiiganii]

@Tomken8d2 thanks for getting the discussion rolling...at least ..I, for one. and being First Nation, appreciate it.....it makes me want to look more into its history...I wasn't offended but was surprised that I heard an old powwow joke I had forgotten about on YouTube...it would be great too if more people on the powwow trail would try capture this joke being told and share it with us...

[Cre8iveN8ive]

No offense, this isn't that funny. I'm 7/8 Native, and I don't really find it that offensive either. Yeah it's a stereotypical thing, but it isn't hurtful.

[IDreeaaM]

the only thing offensive here is you ugly face you troll

[Tomken8d2]

@IDreeaaM

u doopit

[12ga9mm]

Do you have any other questions " two dogs fucking"?

[Tomken8d2]

@12ga9mm um, er...

[RayShorty011]

THIS IS STUPID!

[Tomken8d2]

@RayShorty011 Welcome to YouTube!!!

[sn00piedog]

How do native people name their kids? after the first animal they see.

[Tomken8d2]

@sn00piedog  OK

[sn00piedog]

@Tomken8d2 ok eagle, rabbit skin.

[Tomken8d2]

@sn00piedog Dove, Lazy Bear, Raven, Clever Squirrel

[sn00piedog]

@Tomken8d2 some native people go beyond that and even name themselves  a can of potatoes, hunter, swift feet.

[Tomken8d2]

@sn00piedog

It's a lot more creative than "Bill" or "John."

[sn00piedog]

@Tomken8d2 It's not more creative it's more "NATURAL"

[Tomken8d2]

@sn00piedog That didn't occur to me

[sn00piedog]

@Tomken8d2 that's kool/

[Tomken8d2]

@sn00piedog Thank you. :)

[sn00piedog]

@Tomken8d2 are you a metis person because you don't look like a white man.

[Tomken8d2]

@sn00piedog

No, I'm Caucasoid.

It's the cartoon effect.

[Itsbestbro]

In a family of Natives who works?

The tax payers!

[Tomken8d2]

@Itsbestbro

The Europeans came here and stole their land.

[Aaronisonfire1]

Worst joke i have ever heard

[Tomken8d2]

@Aaronisonfire1

Oh no, I have others....

[ccharlie89]

that was stupid

[Tomken8d2]

ccharlie89

Hey, this is YouTube, not MENSA

[greggo7]

you fucking ruined this joke. you are horrible douche

[Tomken8d2]

greggo7

Well excuuuuuuse meee!!

[kevinbone08]

whats the diffenrance between a native american and a couch?...... a couch can support a family.... im a first nations indian and your joke is horrible lol

[Tomken8d2]

kevinbone08

That joke is older than both of us put together! :-)

[DLSNiiganii]

@Tomken8d2 Kevin do you do vlogs...great topic don't you think...video responses of FN people telling this one....its all in the delivery lol. Do you know someone who can tell it in their language?

[DLSNiiganii]

@kevinbone08 lmao..I never heard that one...I'm FN too...

[cheyenneanaquod]

lmao

[Tomken8d2]

@cheyenneanaquod

Thank you for being a good sport., :-)

[53753757]

i dont think its funny.. lol kinda of a cheap joke

[Tomken8d2]

53753757

I heard it when I was a kid.

[mia0899cs]

hahaha! Told by the rubber band man! lol!

[Tomken8d2]

mia0899cs

Grrrrrrrrrr ;-))

[Argo108]

shit, what was the last word? broken...

[Tomken8d2]

Argo108

It ain't "arrow:"

[Tomken8d2]

Argo108

Rubber

[wackywonkafactory]

Oh crap..lol...I live on a Rez...I wonder what would happen if I told that up here lol...

[Tomken8d2]

wackywonkafactory

They'd laugh their asses off. :)

[DLSNiiganii]

@wackywonkafactory let us know if you did...what was the response...seriously..I am curious...

[PuppyZwolle]

It reminds me of this true story.

I was in high-school and we had a party. There was this girl in my year, always dating or trying to date older guys. You know, old before her age. She came fashionably late at the party so I asked: "Isn't it past kiddy bed time?" and she looked amazed at me and said the unforgettable words, "I don't have any children."

[Tomken8d2]

PuppyZwolle

She topped you, bud!!

[PuppyZwolle]

The funny part was...she was not joking. 14 Years old and not joking about having kids.... It scared me.

[Tomken8d2]

PuppyZwolle

That is very sobering.

[PuppyZwolle]

To say the least.