I don't have any use for gods, but I do like rocks.
I learned in geology classes that each one has a "story" to tell. I like to bring home rocks from my vacations (my version of a souvenir.) The most I've packed into my suitcase was 11, from diff places in Colorado. Wonder what airport security would have thought about them, if they'd checked my bags.
Do you remember pet rocks? What a concept-selling a simple rock in a box. I wish I'd thought of that one.
For such inanimate objects they can sure tell a lot of stories. I have a little collection of my own. Ever seen the movie 'The Long Long Trailer' with Lucial Ball and Desi Arnez? If not get it...
I'm dyslexic so I say 'if I were dog' My old dog Hoover II thinks he can get things just by looking at me. He's a labrador gundog (failed) and when we took him out shooting, he used to think the rabbits dropped dead for his convenience and used to eat them on the spot. A very uncomfortable couple of days followed.
I had two dogs once that would team up on a rabbit and chase it down. Then they would tear it in half and go to their respective shady spots to dine on the newly aquired bounty. Used to make the girls gag...
Excellent.
hairyreasoner 2 years ago
Awesome answer at 1:00. It is ridiculous.
How the hell did I miss this one?
hairyreasoner 2 years ago
@hairyreasoner I don't know how you missed it. You have been busy though. And I have not heard from you in a while.
NowYerTalkin 2 years ago
LOL! Who wants to be a god? Too much friggen responsibility. Good thing they don't actually exist. }:-}
NotSoOldHippy 2 years ago
Exactly... I'm too lazy to be a god.
mobiltec 2 years ago
I don't have any use for gods, but I do like rocks.
I learned in geology classes that each one has a "story" to tell. I like to bring home rocks from my vacations (my version of a souvenir.) The most I've packed into my suitcase was 11, from diff places in Colorado. Wonder what airport security would have thought about them, if they'd checked my bags.
Do you remember pet rocks? What a concept-selling a simple rock in a box. I wish I'd thought of that one.
Way cool tee shirt, btw. : )
phenixwryter 2 years ago
For such inanimate objects they can sure tell a lot of stories. I have a little collection of my own. Ever seen the movie 'The Long Long Trailer' with Lucial Ball and Desi Arnez? If not get it...
mobiltec 2 years ago
I've seen it, too. It is so funny, isn't it? Esp the part when the rocks all shift to the back of the trailer. : D
phenixwryter 2 years ago
I like your talking channel.........
grandmabev 2 years ago
Thanks grandmabev. Welcome...
mobiltec 2 years ago
Five Stars!!
MadBadVoodo 2 years ago
Actually I like your allegory; if you were (a) god, you could be a moving rock and confound everyone just to watch them run around explaining things.
It could bolster the theory that god is an enormous wiseass
georgiahoosier 2 years ago
Yes I believe I would be a prankster type god. But just an ordinary ghost could do that couldn't one? OH! I don't believe in ghosts either.
mobiltec 2 years ago
I'm dyslexic so I say 'if I were dog' My old dog Hoover II thinks he can get things just by looking at me. He's a labrador gundog (failed) and when we took him out shooting, he used to think the rabbits dropped dead for his convenience and used to eat them on the spot. A very uncomfortable couple of days followed.
yellowlabrador 2 years ago
I had two dogs once that would team up on a rabbit and chase it down. Then they would tear it in half and go to their respective shady spots to dine on the newly aquired bounty. Used to make the girls gag...
mobiltec 2 years ago
if i was a rock i'd roll and gather no moss ;)
hellshade2 2 years ago
Ya but someone would have to give you a push....
mobiltec 2 years ago