Re: @DBEcKFORD3 | Old Spice Mano a Mano

[Xzone31]

Did Old Spice guy just made a prophecy to skyrim? Speak dragon?

[Thecatisfineto]

dovahkin is new old spice guy

[LiamKeenanMOC]

Do you need to do a medical?? :P

[VagabondCookie]

Open source? Not with all those license requirements in that book!

[ClassOf200718]

Phew, looks like I made the cut too, wait Cantonese cuisine? DRAT! Foiled again.

[Skadi34]

He was dragonborn BEFORE SKYRIM!!

[DaniNouveau]

"The ability to speak fluent dragon. . . ." It's like the ancient legends--Dragonborn!

[ClutchKingProphet]

FUS RO DAH. Can i be the old spice guy now?

[turtlemustangnick]

so he used a time lapse to go from the first page to the last page, and then a second time lapse to finish the last page....HOW MANY BULLET POINTS WERE ON THAT LAST PAGE?!?!?!?

[chaoticpiklemongerer]

@turtlemustangnick too many for a mere mortal/ non-old spice guy

[watnDpsa]

I still want to buy that book....

[MyWorstEnemy96]

FUS RO DAH!

[nataku7]

Oldspice guy is Dovahkiin

[paintwaster117]

well i better get to work then

[TheKidWithBlueHair]

NO! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY BANJO! WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO GET IN THE WAY!

[SiliconSynthony]

Oh, good, all I need to learn at this point is Cantonese cuisine. 8D

[OrionoftheStar]

Sadly, I cannot yet commune with wolves, pole-vault, or stop time.  I also gave up banjoing to focus on the cello.

I still have work to do.

[DarkNinja52]

man old spice guys are their own clan o.o!!! i wanna jooooin :3 train me!!! lol do u take female students? :D

[in3rDLX]

but doesnt that also mean that fabio can do all that :O

[101speedsketch]

phew! thank god i made the cut!

[JustSummerHolidays]

watch?v=TUzZvHxF430&feature=ch­annel_video_title

[trfinck]

I AM DOVAKHIN. SKYRIM BITCHESSS

[PaxRyko]

Laser eye's are the reason my mom won't get me glasses :/

[Mikeybetts]

well

i know i have 33396112 of those 33396113 things.

but where the hell do i find the eyeball of a planet sized tiger/scorpion/hawk/bottle of old spice bodywa- oh wait, i got it.

false alarm everyone.

[Taizuko]

My Wolf Clan thinks I'm ready. Are you ready fellow Old Spice Men?

[Mikeybetts]

@Taizuko i think i am, im just missing the blood of a high-born virgin and the spinal column of a sparkly vampire.

i think we made them extinct when that book was written.

[MrMunocanok]

So, if i get some old spice, i'd be able to do everything ever?

[cgeorge1122]

Open Source Deodorizing? This should be on sourceforge. 0:13

[silentkill247]

damn, i was an old spice guy all along, and i didnt even know it ;)

[MrCcbcc]

All i need is to know how to play banjo now...

[animefan809]

sadly i do not speak fluent dragon and have puma like muscles

[neovologitec]

@animefan809 i speak fluent puma and have dragon like muscles...is that ok?

[SuzuChan666]

I wish all men were the old spice guy. He's awesome!

[offwithurhead]

I'm team YOU!

[ArtikPOLARrim]

is that it? wow i am old spice guy X10

[ilovesonic100]

GO TRUE OLD SPICE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrBrainiac25]

DAMMIT!!!! I can't speak fluent dragon

[themurdo21]

I thought he doesn't workout.

[SHATTERSTAR203]

@themurdo21 HA that puny wight can never be a workout for the old spice guy jus a distracter to past the time as he reads the man requiremts nee to be offically called and offical old spice guy offically

[CuteWallflowergirl]

I LOVE YOU! <3

[jucket321]

.......WHY CAN'T I DO THAT STUFF!!?!?!

[MrTheAmjah]

Dear Old Spice Man, You forgot the Falcon Punch.

[improvement71]

The Old Spice Guy stopped time six times during this video.

[seniorcookiemonster]

$5 Terry Crews Busts In To The Bano Works Together With "Old" Old Spice Guy To Destroy Fabio

[distinctvagueness]

dang I can't play the banjo. :(

[zoomp94]

in other words there can only be 2 old spice guys isaiah mustafo and charlie sheen

[DjGrimmace]

lololololol this made me laugh for real

[0rewind0]

pwnd bro.



[91aztecking]

he is the reason i use Old Spice ! bad career choice for the company if they switch him with fabio

[XDSmileZawrXD]

Dear Old Spice Guy Who Will Forever be the Only Old Spice Guy,

Fabio can do all of this? No.... Fabio is disqualified.

[shaqqy88]

If the ladies found out this guy is Muslim, 90% of redneck USA would no longer like him.

[SgtKickass101]

@shaqqy88 And where did you get this information?

[shaqqy88]

@SgtKickass101

Isiah Mustafa - Muslim born in a muslim family with a muslim name. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that though, of course. But I was just saying that it's a bit sad how I know for a fact that if him being a muslim was widely known, so many people would no longer like him because people are retarded like that.

[SgtKickass101]

@shaqqy88 Ok, i actually did a bit of research this time.

It says on Wikipedia that his family is Muslim, but it does not say that

Isiah follows the Muslim religion.

Either way, Muslim or not, one thing is for certain: He is Awesome.

[blackbeltg0d]

I fully believe he can do all of the listed in the video

[bochdigity]

LMFAO OLD SPICE GUY WIN

[StrongerSalem]

NO WAY FABIO MEETS THOSE REQUIREMENTS

[jacobyork1107]

He is Dovahkin... Dragon born!!!!

[tayoyoyo]

@jacobyork1107 You and the old spice have inspired me to make my first character in skyrim a redguard named old spice guy lol

[rasey077]

Does anybody else whistle the commercial tune at the end of his videos???

[barrie1972]

can females take dragon lessons too???

[killaman813]

and my mom said that my dragon speaking lessons were a waste of time...LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW MOM!

[Piiiiitbull]

@killaman813 hahaha xD

[bobricky4]

i can do all that

[ForgivEarl]

wow a negro

[al3x54]

OLDSPICEGUY VS CHARLIESHEEN

[ftrocker751]

@al3x54 no

[rasey077]

@al3x54

Whoa! Easy there...you may just cause a massive universal implosion. Just thinking of such a battle, Manly vs. Winning could easily warp time and destroy the space time continuum altogether!!! Don't you watch Back to the Future???

[atg27111]

he said speak dragon lmao

[godfighter16]

I speak dragon

[Pochama21]

These videos are priceless!

[nicktro316316]

wow.... i qualify...... GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE

[PaxRyko]

27 People weren't able to meet the Requirements to become the Old Spice Guy like the rest of us...

[antipopboner]

I DO NOT QUALIFY!!!

[freeman10022]

I got all but bajoing...fuck.

[purple0wnzx]

he forgot to mention that you need to be below 5 foot 8 haha i still love this guy tho :)

[katzer6907]

I'LL do it!.. lets see step 1. sleek puma li.....

[Longdart11]

apparently the old old spice guy is a dovakhen(?)

[xXl33tsauceXx]

I almost meet the criteria... Unfortunately I can't speak fluent dragon. TEACH ME, OLD SPICE MAN!

[Ds6502003]

Yes .... But can you win the game ... The one that you lose by thinking about it? No sir you caint , because unlike me you are not epic you are just the old spice guy

[Toqwert33]

Fluid dynamics expertise

12 years later...

Yessssssssss 1 down 12 hundred trillion to go...

[msfootball66]

i have all those requirements! 0_o

[xIKushh]

i would lol so hard if an irish guy knocks em both out and says "ITS ALL ABOUT THE IRISH SPRING YU BASTERDS'

[skateguy18]

if you can already communicate with dragons your gunna be soo boss at skyrim

[hackersrage]

OMG i can do all of that. Am i your son? O_O

[AntonZZZiegler]

i love the old old spice guy.in a bro way.

[jasonandrox137]

You forgot one.

never blink

[amexican777]

Got all that but banjo and speaking fluent, dragon though i will be learning dragon on 11/11/11 if ya catch my drift.

[ProdigalSonStudios]

One of the rules in the book is that your name can't be Fabio.

[Fatalsh0ts]

old spice ads may be good but their products suk sht

[GoreTorn16]

Total time elapsed in this video to read the book of manliness? 45 seconds.

Actual time to read the whole book? ........BICEPS.

[Crossbones6732]

I wanna see the Old Spice Laser Eyes in action!

[gringo5]

i think old spice has the best marketing team of all time

[Robloxsaltytaco1234]

@gringo5 Hell yeah!

[DXIndustriesInc]

@gringo5 THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.

[PuppetMask]

You are an example to us all as men! I just bought Old Spice "After hours" body wash and "Matterhorn" deoderant. 

[MrLamppost34]

oldspice guy is dragonborn?

[darkbluecloud]

Only the old Old Spicy dude can do something this good.

[Chonecom2]

Maybe this is just fabio dressed up

[WheatThin55]

we'll i've communed with wolves. i'm part of the way there!

[WCGwkf]

owned

[nicoleableful]

while watching this i turned and saw my cat humping a stuffed animal. see what you do hot Old Spice Guy.Do you see?

[devolutionone]

LOllllllllllllllllllllllll AWSOME i love him,so funny,cute smile at the end :)

[walarf2]

Please become the host of Reading Rainbow for adults.

Pretty pretty please with cute baby tigers on top.

[portalmasterx7]

wait... wouldnt fabio be "new spice guy" instead of new old spice guy??? i take that back old spice guy is to epic for this to make sense

[The1Shann]

This guy is so manly and amazing that he makes my ovaries giggle.

[bigandyroo19]

Dragons don't talk. I think this is fabricated.

[techy212]

oh darn it i can't speak to wolves i almost got it

[J41mEV4rG45]

the only on a have is limitless sleeping ability D:

[TheBrowndog14011]

you rock old spice guy!!!

[gingermaniac2522]

where can i get that book?

[originalremix4real]

wtf is a fabio?

[SoulStatement]

Limitless Sleeping ability IS IMPOSSIBLE

I guess not of the old spice guy

[redmage22]

Dude. I love you.

[RuDeAnGeL7]

he is the original DRAGONBORN

[sonicrunner311]

He forgot....the ability to change small rather random objects...into diamonds.

[ohshitmyhairisonfire]

fabio is spammin up youtube :/

[TheMisterWingy]

NO NO NO... he forgot the very most important requirement!!!! the final requirement is...................NO FABIO CAN BE THE OLD SPICE GUY

[bainbonic]

It is my dream to become an Old Spice Guy. I know a banjoer who can teach me, I'm learning dragon, I can already pole vault. I've been attempting to use timestopping (and time travel without need of a machine, just in case) for about a month and I can speak to dogs so I should be able to talk to wolves with a bit of practice. The biggest challenge, however, will be getting the sleek, puma-like muscles.

[anime12345]

Sweet! I speak Dragon! And I'm a pole vaulter! Im sooo close!

[Sonnicham]

Great! Team me!

[Losloslos12]

I find this video easy to masturbate to

[DrumingInTheSky]

lol fav!!!!!1

[SinclairNight]

I wonder if Old Spice Guy ever drops the soap.

[mankyman6]

@SinclairNight

Impossible, soap doesn't want to let go of him.

Fabio on the other hand... drops it on purpose...

[Jacobeodom]

@SinclairNight Well, being that it's Old Spice, the soap would be liquid and if he dropped it, it would wash away and he would just have to get some more. You don't bend over for liquid soap . . .

[stubbs1237]

Dear Old Spice Guy

Where does Old Spice Come from I seem to unable to find its manly scent even near the edge of the sun or in my examinations of Dragons and majestic sea creatures

[Werewulf150]

Looks like I've got the requirements :D

[lobbiester]

... well I have the limitless sleep thingie

[SokelaTI]

Fuck Isaiah and Fabio, we want TERRY FUCKING CREWS!

DOUBLE SUN POWEEEEEEER

[KitoLovesPasta]

at least he has a life

[RMRNetwork]

Lol "I g-t-t-a

[MattiasBlom]

Dear Old Spice Guy. Can you be my dragon language teacher, so that I in the future may have a small chance to become as manly as you?

[Arkenarge]

@MattiasBlom NHOOSTRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! that means "ill gut you like a pig, dragon"

[Gameguy602]

I've got the fluid dynamics thing down.

[Corpsegrinder754]

are you really man enough DBEcKFORD3? or are you just a lady?

[TheTechNerd101]

nevermind old spice guy team ahaha

[Akion123]

Old Spice Guy! Could you celebrate the glory of the Finnish Hockey Team?

[CaileeMarie3]

i wish i could speak fluent dragon :(

[ForgedSteele]

I wish we knew his actual name!

[madtrackman93]

@ForgedSteele it's isaiah mustafa

[ForgedSteele]

@madtrackman93 Really? That's bad ass 

[Jacobeodom]

@ForgedSteele Isaiah Mustafa

[ironfinal]

Terry Crews is the best old spice guy

[stewieisthelord]

I can do everything but stop time

[xabsolutexpowerx]

LOL time stopping

[MrSpidervaughn]

sweet i fit all the requirments i am an old spice man

[nick888o]

lol

[GenocideJester]

lolz, Fabio hardly speaks English, let alone fluent Dragon.

[Nightbreaklives]

Fabio can't speak fluent English let alone Dragon

[CatPilot]

damn it...I don't speak dragon.

[xHASSUNAx]

@CatPilot lol any of the requirements would do :3

[fastwparker39]

I still think Terry Crews should be the Old Spice Guy

[Zflayre]

I believe that the old spice guy is the old spice guy and that the new fabio is not the old spice guy, i feel this is because fabio wishes to be the old spice guy because he is jealous of the old spice guy, making him not the old spice guy.

And ofcoure as we all know, fabio is not of Old Spice Guy IQ requirement nor can he communicate with the outter species of this world or stop time. Goodbye.

[TheMasterStubbs]

Yay, I meet the requirements :D

[edk918]

Hahaha fabio cant speak fluent dragon

[Zebrahuhn24]

so you say fabio can do all this?

[snickerdoll21]

@Zebrahuhn24 no thats why old old spice guy wants his spot back lol

[Zam080808]

the 20 people who dislike this video shall be forever banished from Mount Freshershist and shall never smell the scent of Old Spice again!!

[Redeyes261]

I am the oldspice guy then. I match all of the requirements. Old Spice guy, I win.

[saladdin]

i want that book!!!

[Spicey999]

....and that's just book 1

[KermyTime]

how do you say: im the old spice guy in dragon?

[febur11]

20 dislike wtf ????!!!!!!

[Legdorgroovypants]

Train me master!