AUSTRALIA SUCKS! - Or does it?

[dontcaretoknowyou]

3 thing I love about australia

1. it is half the world away from US 2. we are separated by oceans 3. crocodile dundee- he's a hoot 3 things I hate about australia  1.they have big heads 2.odd accent 3.odd sports 3.

[WHATSAINTZ]

Australia doesn't suck the bogan population does.

[kickass666able]

I LOVE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HATE AUSTRALIANS .

[kickass666able]

@Komarowski1998 your mother sucks a black cock.

[kickass666able]

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[kickass666able]

Fuck you and fuck your commas , punctuation and your fucken country . Its just not your country mother fucker . your mother is a bitch and u dont even know who's your father . Your english looks like a 5 year old kid was writing mother fucker . The only thing you Australians do is fart , drink and fuck each others sister or mother . Get a life aussie shit.

[AdamAviation]

@kickass666able EAT A DICK CUNT

[kickass666able]

Komarowski1998 Thats all you can say you f***ken aussie shit !!!!!!!! I piss on people like you m*****ther f****ker . I have an IDEA we should learn from hitler burn u f***ks and make place for nice people .its a shame the country is very nice but filled with un educated c****ts mate.

[Boybndssckcck]

@kickass666able lol ok..no commas..no punctuation...you've butchered the English language enough. Youtube police...remove this mans keyboard rights..immediately. People wonder why our immigration laws are so strict..we're trying to keep out idiots like you -_-....aaaaand on that note,I fart in your general direction..your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[kickass666able]

There is one thing i hate about australia all the fucken aussies who live there .

[MsJessie271098]

@MirshPiee shut ur mouth unless you know what ur talking about! We do not do any of that stuff! We let people of all races live here and we barely have any racism! Unlike some other country........ AMERICA!

[MirshPiee]

-.- Dude, they used to (or STILL now) only let you live Australia if you were specially talented or you were married, had relatives etc. Living there.

For all you blind people who love Australia, you may as well be calling shit-colored grass beautiful.

[RoyalAviator]

@MirshPiee Austalia lets anyone in they even give people from overseas special benefits

[MirshPiee]

Vegemite is disgusting, and for all the fourteen suck-ish years I've lived here for, I've never heard anyone in Australia call a sausage, 'sanga'.

Sadists.

[RainbowUnicorn666]

3 things i love

- Vegemite!!

- The bush

- sangas on the barbie (sausages on the barbeque for all you americans)

3 things i hate

- Aussie politicians (especially Julia bloody gillard)

- The hot weather

- Flys!!

[Math617261273]

3 things I love :

- Boomerang

- Wildlife

- The weather

3 things I hate :

- Racists

- Aussies Politicians

- Rugby League (Union is so much better)

[1sx4sx]

For all you idiots having a go at our customs about what you cant bring into Australia you should first look at the fact that we dont have alot of the diseases and problems that other countries and contenants have....Why? Because we are so strict. Now you tell me who the smarter country is since we ensure to keep Australia safe.

[Vocaleisure]

@1sx4sx Well said.

[FlamingAsianDude1202]

i hate vegemite.australia doesnt let anything in it. it doesnt even let fucking chocolates. and they ban too much stuff.its so gay

[antrox1999]

@FlamingAsianDude1202 Not many people like vegimite anyway. australia definitely DOES let in chocolates. seriously, if you actually think that then you have not been to australia and know NOTHING about australia.

[FlamingAsianDude1202]

australias fucking shit.

[Bluntbowz]

ah, ok mazz

[AngryCrowTakesFlight]

yes it does. austrailia is a piece of shit

[AdvaElecGamesYYG]

@AngryCrowTakesFlight Australia's a piece of shit, eh?

No, YOU are. Its a truly beautiful country.

[ibitethedust]

@AngryCrowTakesFlight hahaha no ¬.¬

[antrox1999]

Listen, you idiot, dont u dare say anything like that again about australia.

If you dont have anything nice to say, then dont fucking say it.

[xXJeeXTeeXAyeXmanXx]

@antrox1999 most things "not nice" aren't true! ;)

[kickass666able]

@antrox1999 fuck you aussie shit .

[kickass666able]

@antrox1999 You fucken gay aussie is that what u do suck cock ?

[antrox1999]

@kickass666able . Where do you come from?

[kickass666able]

@antrox1999  Russia

[antrox1999]

@kickass666able And you wouldn't want me to say anything to you about russia would you. NO. SO DONT F'N SAY ANYTHING ABOUT AUSTRALIANS.

[ianhobbs97]

@GurlAussie same ting in usa

[Bluntbowz]

Yeah yeah, alot of Australia sucks. But alot of it is great aswell, it really comes down to personal interests. If you come from America you'd probley think Australia is a wasteland. Mostly because America has vast cities with many many people. Others may not. I'm currently living in South Australia, which is a more "out there" part of Australia. Queensland is probley the most urban state of Australia. So if you like the city life, Queensland is for you.

[MAZZEKAARTS]

@Bluntbowz Sydney and Melbourne are far bigger cities than Brisbane or Gold Coast.

[antrox1999]

@MAZZEKAARTS Definitely!

[FairyDustMoFo]

@peterams1 FUK OF CUNT

[rengya]

Darling you seem sweet! But GOD IT SUCKS HERE!!!!!!!!! Now I have only lived in NSW, particularly just an hour north of Sydney and I am surrounded by wanker tosses both male and female. It's like a bad episode of the twilight zone here. I really think they ARE putting some mind shit in Aussie milk cuz it's like being around a bunch of drones.

[virginialorton]

hahahahahaha

AUSTRALIA SUCKS

BECAUSE MILLIONS OF CHINESE AND HIGH CIGAR PRICE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

[lgarvey]

I hate the soap operas

[gemimasaliva]

Vegemite now funds Islam! The Australian Federation of Islamic Councils has pulled off the scam of the century! Kraft now pay funds to the AFIC for Halal certification. Monies gained from this certification go back into building Australian Islamic schools, new mosques and inevitably their Jihad! There is absolutely no justification for this certification as muslims could quite easily determine if Vegemite is Halal or Haram just by reading the ingredients. SHAME ON YOU VEGEMITE

[able2425]

stereootyype

[parsizaban]

I hate Stralian accent.

[aehj123]

@parsizaban it Aussie not Stralian you tosser

[XxcricketXx1]

Don't Make Bad Comments If You Have Never Visited Our Country!

[ineverplay]

i hate...... australians, fords,...australians

[imaStonesFan]

Australia does NOT Suck!!!!!!!!!!!

[o0YumRamen0o]

Australia sucks cos we get technology slower than the rest of the countries.

Eg. Volkswagon sircocco came out 2008 in UK. This only came out in 2011 in Australia....how shameful is that?

[rtarkington]

funny how your country still has the union jack on it.....lol

[HellCatFury12]

@rtarkington Because Australia is still linked to england...?

We're not indapendant... unlike america....

[morningstomper123]

@rtarkington Why is that funny? 

[BRm2008]

the cost of living in australia is fucking awful

[BRm2008]

what i fuckin love is vegemite and bundy rum and pavlova. and roos and koalas and wombats and tas tigers and devils and possums the ppl though are stupid sounding and have stupid slang and accents and wear those ugly thongs. god how cheap and nasty is that plus our legal system and so called democratic system and constitution.

[BRm2008]

ye ha? who r u australian or american? jesus what a tool.



[parsizaban]

@BRm2008 Totally agree with you.

[BRm2008]

australia sucks. we have no rights in this country.

we are told what to do all the time.

fuck i hate this place

and the slang and accent are ugly and lame

[MrAsspuppet]

i could think you could have made better use of those corks.

[AmericaRulesCanada]

Australia sure sucks. Full of inbred mongrels with a cowardly military to boot.

[cbowd36]

@AmericaRulesCanada you suck you fucking retarded asshole

[AmericaRulesCanada]

@cbowd36 you must be a mongrel aussie....U mad XD

[cbowd36]

@AmericaRulesCanada STFU ur little american dick sucker then

[XxXTommo69]

@AmericaRulesCanada

"Cowardly military to boot"

Excuse me, mister ignorant, but are you locked in a fucking basement? Australia's military are better trained than the US, plus we have one of the best special forces in the world. Obviously you've never served, or done anything useful in your life for that matter. I like America, but you're just a fuckwit, MATE

[whatisitfuckface27]

wtf? you just said you loved vegemite then at the end you say it sucks?!

make up your mind.

[kurifuda]

the thing i love is the country side. everything else is crap..

[thismightjustbeit]

Dude .. Australia is not a country.. just a bunch of white illegal immigrants from Europe who took over a tribal land and now shamelessly talk about equality and liberty.. Fffing Douche bags

[aaronwarlord]

@thismightjustbeit Were not illegal immigrants we are convicts

[3804780]

@thismightjustbeit Before bad mouthing Australia, perhaps clean up your own country first. Or is The usa perfect already?

[Ansett76]

@thismightjustbeit looks like you have the best view in the room mate because your not looking at yourself. What the fuck is the USA then?? If I remember history lessons correctly didn't you lot brutalise and then steal land from the American Indians?? Get of your fuckin high horse buddy quit being so fuckin arrogant, you are an embarassment to the USA.....while I am at it, wanker chops, we are all descendants of African tribes so get on with life mate.

[blackcathunter007]

AUSTRALIANS ARE FUCKING FAGGOT BREED OF PIGS..................

[zairsc]

@blackcathunter007 first were not faggots if australians were faggots there would be none of us left... and were not pigs like your mum.

[Ansett76]

@blackcathunter007 go back to wanking over your posters of MJ and stop annoying the real world cause it really does hate you....

[maxxbad17]

@YeeHaaGrandma dont you have nothing to do???? apart making stupid videos???? hein?

[omnipossum92]

@maxxbad17 You sure have a lot of free time to be typing negative comments

[maxxbad17]

@omnipossum92 i am unemployed...i spend my free time on the net!

[southparkfan200]

I know this is old but iwanted to do it and both of them What i hate about australia 1. shitty pussy censor ship ratings board (they censored left 4 dead 2 and not gta 4 wtf?) 2. guns are banned 3. all the g'day mate and all that australian crap pisses me off and i got add another one 4. its always so damn hot and never snows here during winter. What i like about australia 1. Its a nice place to live 2. the chasers 3.  we have good food like meat pies

[vangavangavanga1]

Australia really sucks. hahahahaahoo

[ChristheAussie]

You know australia is America most loyal alie,right?

[brantonisme]

@ChristheAussie true, cause they help US military to fight off those fucking terrorists, another good thing is they don't bomb australia for some reason

[aaronwarlord]

@ChristheAussie I think we just suck up to them

[ExecuteBogans]

Australia is full of filthy bogans.

FUCK AUSTRALIA

[parsizaban]

@ExecuteBogans How true. I couldn't have said it better.

[mikej5337]

you have no idea how racist the aussies here are, most of them, the majority, not all.

[ExecuteBogans]

@mikej5337 Bang on the money, Australians are arseholes.

[YAYBeyonce]

@mikej5337 plz don't say that :( Im getting realy said reading these comments. I am nearly crying.

How would you feel if over and over again, you were told that your country is shit? When all you did was be extremley nice to people cause it made you feel good, help out ect.

And we for one. ARE NOT RACIST!! I have a chinese and black friend, and they are great!

And I would probably have more, if you weren't saying mean stuff about us...

soo PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE STOP!

[mikej5337]

@YAYBeyonce well i did say not all, i have met very nice australians, but there are lots of them who are just pure racist, its alot more than you think. you know once i had to fix my car at a mechanic, and the guy was aussie, all i said was if he can make the price cheaper, nothing else, not swearing or shouting, and he started going off at me, telling me to go back to my country and what not, i just left, because people like that are not worth it. and thats just one example.

[YAYBeyonce]

@mikej5337 Well im very sorry. No-one should ever be treated like that. But please understand that, not all Aussie's are like that. Maybe it was just were you went. Idon't know.

But I hope that doesn't happen to you ever again.

Have a great day :)

[chootech2]

FUCKING AMERICANS!!!!!!

[chungalungas]

3 Reasons Why I Hate Australia

1. It's awesome and I don't live there.

2. People are nice, unlike us from Canada and U.S

3. It's just overall better than where I live and I can't go to Australia :(

[parsizaban]

@chungalungas You're right. You love Australia because you don't live there.

[chungalungas]

@parsizaban I just said that..

[SAMBAM200]

First of all we dont all live out in the outback putting snags on the barbie, we dont have the stupid accent americans think we have, theres no kangaroos and koalos roaming around our house, we dont hunt crocodiles, we dont wear leather hats and no sleeve jackets around,we dont live off canned food, and we dont even use slang geez.... LOLZ!!

[Truetomyself100]

Why does Australia still have our Union Jack on the corner of their flag? Should change it for something better :P

[rombusempire]

vegemite tastes liek fucking sewage sludge. God fucking hell. You have ANY perosn from ANY other country taste that shit I guaratee you 9/10 of those ppl will vomit after eating 10g of that filth.

[cheaaBRO]

, 1 NEWZEALAND IS BETTR

2 . IT WILL AND ALWAYS BE 3. MARMITE IS BETTR THAN SHITTY VEGEMITE :)

but aussie still alqoods :)

[madeleine123abc]

that's mean, not only have aussies watched this, (including me) but 1. aussies dont have kangaroos around everywere, 2. we dont wear those stupied cork hats. 3. we dont have that STUPIED accent that americans think we have. 5. australia has heaps of cities, if not a freaking outback. Geez racist much?!

[Logicbeatslies]

@madeleine123abc You watched this??

[GuysSeriously]

Australia's a rip off

People say things are expensive here they haven't been to australia

[Logicbeatslies]

@GuysSeriously Some things are expensive but most of Australia's best things are free.

[Pig560]

im indian i cant stand u pigs n arstralian hvea nasally retarded accent.

[rombusempire]

@Pig560 agreed YEA MIIGHT (mate) YEAH HAWS IT GAWWING MIGHT

[ozzybungle]

@Pig560 Atleast we know how to wash ya filthy fuckin Indian cunt. You have no idea how bad you lot stink!

[mynahification]

@ozzybungle

i can smell your filthy alcohol stench arsetralian zombie convict race from here.

you have no clue what a pathetic nasally retentive bunch of smelly zomies you are

[charles020590]

i will start of liking australia if they stop saying a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot of"fucking"

[ImmaShaman]

I hate kangoroos,dingos and australians

[AlinaRadical]

@ImmaShaman hmm.. those are all the things i love. but you know what i just hate? people like YOU! you dont even realise how pathetic you aree.

[ImmaShaman]

@AlinaRadical Go fuck a kangoroo,before a dingo comes along and bites yer cooch off

[AlinaRadical]

@ImmaShaman yep. trying to be cool, eh? :l

[chexxychick]

I love Australia! I love the fact that so many country people are still so friendly. Life is easier is Australia. I love camping in Aus...Also, I love Vegimite!

[MrBucket08]

I hate that I wasted my time watching this crap

[publicmario17]

Australia is the only western multicultural nation to have a strict censorships of games lol.

[mshsz]

I love that you support sea shepherd and that you build cool boats. I also love the overall marine lifestyle of aussies.

I HATE your government. Incompetent bastards too pussy to shoot the japanese out of the southern whaling sanctuary.

[russoxlll]

gaming in oz sucks but other than that its cool

[antifascistmilitant]

4. I hate the GST!

5. I hate John Howard

6. I hate meat pies

4. I love the beaches

5. I love an Aussie hardcore band called "Toe To Toe"

6. I love Wilfred Burchett

[antifascistmilitant]

1. I hate the fact that this country is so geographically isolated.

2. I hate vegemite

3. I hate Bogans

1. I love Sydney

2. I love that it's very multicultural

3. I love the beautiful ladies here

[makwabid69]

You are soooo hot!!!

[TimeWolf26]

Bundy rum... you must be from Queensland.

[skipastar1]

I hate youtube when I can't post.

[skipastar1]

1. I like your dancing in Australia. YOU ONLY

2. I dislike most Australian singers since the 60's

3. I like Mel Gibson & Olivia Newton John.

4. I dislike the Australian accent used in America.

5 I extremely hate the word OUTBACK. (disgusting)

6. I somewhat liked Crocodile dundee

[BRm2008]

this country is a lame conservative wowser country. and they want the net filtered. i dont celebrate australia day. didn't last time or the previous time either.

[McFunnyCunt]

HOW DARE YOU SAY VEGIMITE SUCKS!!

[BRm2008]

@McFunnyCunt yeah i like vegemite. sure it sucks if u eat it like candy.. u use it sparingly on the toast

[landraider101]

i hate video game prices, slow internet and bogans

[danvsyou]

like:Hospital care,Ausralian teen partys a of chops,Butiful sites every few yards n good looken woman, Hates:Those stupid bloody hats,TV show's,80% of abo's Soz but its tru. and i am australian and i never seen of heard of had shrimp on a fucken barby

[Hunny1au]

Yeah true...Bundy is DISGUSTING.....ughhh

[BRm2008]

@Hunny1au sure after drinking huge amounts. it gets to be aweful. but drinking too much OJ can suck too

[RewdAwakening]

Australia doesn't own Bundy anymore so it should really be off the list along with Vege-mite seing as we don't own those national icons anymore... No prizes for guessing who does.

Not sure about the Aeroguard though.

[burmobrudda]

mate ur sooooooooooo fake

[mrslovemeh101]

nevinab

and i hate you attitude and you :DDD hehe W.E

[Lavenderrose73]

Dang, it makes me sad that some people are so quick to bask Australia. Makes me wonder if they've even been there. I haven't, but this is my third year trying to study abroad there (just had my interview last Monday... again!).

I IMAGINE the 3 things I will like about Australia is 1. the reason I started trying to go there: the Aussies I've already met, 2. the kangaroos I have come to find soooo endearing, and 3. those gorgeous white sandy beaches I've heard about!

Let's see, should I make it.

[BoomBoom12234]

NEW ZEALANDS SOOO MUCH COOLER! no jokez! We have Marmite -which is better- and aeroguard has been upgraded here and... well....... booze is booze, thats all goods! Lol!

[higatez]

yeah but we dont fuck sheep, and if u want to fight us bout that?, wheres ur army.

[xShadeful]

@higatez LOL

[McFunnyCunt]

@BoomBoom12234 i like to think that australia and new zealand are both equally awesome countrys. if you dont think so your a dirty shitter

[angurisloud]

A lot of folks here seem to hate Australia... what's wrong with you? Odds are good that you'd hate where ever YOU are.... problem is, where ever you go, you'll be there. I lived in Australia for a year, loved it! Great place, great people, great lifestyle. America is fine as well- but I've love to be able to move back!

[HockeyBallBlower]

Australia is a shitholeYou experienced it as a tourist not as a citizen Our government allows corporations like Telstra to provide inadequate services and charge a premium price for it (ie :- They will charge you 100 a month for 2 gig of download.... WTF!!!). This happens because half our politicians have shares in the company. Our PM wants to censor the Internet for Australia. Our Police force is more intereseted in giving fines than actually stopping crimes. Nothing about this country works,

[RewdAwakening]

@HockeyBallBlower

So piss off then? What kind of Aussie bashes their own country?

[HockeyBallBlower]

@RewdAwakening Yeah champ I am pissing off. As soon as I can Im out of this fuck hole country. Im the kind of 'Aussie' who bashes this country because I see it for what it really is. A gigantic racist self pretentious shit hole full of dead beat wankers who only ambition in life is to drive a ute and put a "FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL" bumper sticker on it

[RewdAwakening]

@HockeyBallBlower Maybe we could pass the hat around in here and scratch up enough to buy you a ticket now?

[HockeyBallBlower]

@RewdAwakening PLease do. It would make my life a hell of a lot better getting out of this country

[RewdAwakening]

@HockeyBallBlower

So piss off then? What kind of Aussie bashes their own country?

[BRm2008]

@RewdAwakening a real one with an opinion. there's plenty of things i hate about this palce too. like our politicions. they are assholes esp the 3 main partys.. and their will to cencor the net. suck ass. and they ban stuff.

[McFunnyCunt]

@HockeyBallBlower .what kind of australian sells out their own country like that. you will need many, many years of therapy

[HockeyBallBlower]

@McFunnyCunt Why would I need therapy you moron?

[McFunnyCunt]

@HockeyBallBlower cuz you hate australia. it takes a fair dinkum cunt to hate australia.

[HockeyBallBlower]

@McFunnyCunt and hating australia is cause for therapy is it? What makes this country so great that hating seems to be such a huge problem?

[McFunnyCunt]

@HockeyBallBlower i could go on all day about great things bout auz but i love australia for the way it is. if you dont like australia, what are you still doing here? PISS OFF ALREADY!

[BRm2008]

@HockeyBallBlower yes. and they want to cencor the net too. the fucking gov.

[juzzers312]

i wanna move to Aus

[Logicbeatslies]

@HockeyBallBlower If you have to lie, you are not going to get your point across...

[GreyArmadillo]

@HockeyBallBlower

So what you're saying is "certiain things in australia that originated from other countries suck" australia THE COUNTRY, is awesome

[zymethrox]

@HockeyBallBlower True about the bogan shit, and internet and PM.

But don't forget about the good things about the country: the outback, the wildlife, the fauna, the Great Barrier Reef (even though it's completely FUCKED UP now), etc.

Our crime rate is heaps lower than countries like the USA. A bottle of prescription medicine would cost $30, while in USA it would cost $200. Not to mention all items aren't tax deducted.

[YAYBeyonce]

@HockeyBallBlower Ok so our some things might suck... BUT DON'T CALL AUSTRALIA A SHITHOLE!!!!!

[Lavenderrose73]

@angurisloud Nice to know. I'm waiting to find out if I'm selected to study abroad out there. I start feeling very apprehensive about going, and I don't know if it's because it's so far away or that it will be my first time overseas without the Air Force, or what. I keep trying because I've heard it is sooo worthwhile and the one thing that scares me even more is regretting not doing it later. Next month I'll be either looking into other options or watching videos to help me look forward to it.

[HockeyBallBlower]

I hate this country:

1- Our service providers are shit. Telstra is an overpriced cunt of a company, and the rest are shit because Telstra wont let any real competition happen

2- This country prides itself on being stereotyped as a bunch of loudmouth drunk fuck wits. Since when is being a bogan scum bag cool.

3- Our government fucks this country in so many ways its not funny and we let it get this way.

FUCK AUSTRALIA

[containsmediumpeople]

I agree with you SOOO MUCH! Especially with that internet stuff!

FACT: Out of all the developed countries in the world australia has the SECOND slowest! and we pay more for our shit interenet than other countries pay for good internet!

And that bogan stuff, TOO RIGHT, people think its soo cool to get drunk and party all night long most of our cities our filled with little shit teenswho think they own the place.

dont even get me started on micheal atkinson!

[UnchainedMellers]

@containsmediumpeople You'll need to add that we're the slowest because we haven't got the same population and infrastructure for internet as nations like America and the U.S and given the distance between populated areas, the likelihood of an upgrade is laughable, even with our 'great economy'.

[UnchainedMellers]

Mmmmmm... nationalism!

[rombusempire]

@containsmediumpeople wow i was in australia for two years I was so disgusted that I literrally didnt even go out of my accomodation and ppl are asking me why I never go out...shit man

[Logicbeatslies]

@rombusempire Your outright hatred of a condiment is enough to tell me that you have bigger issues than Australia's people.