Coming Home HD (Plus Super Special Ron Jeremy Beef Jerky Giveaway)

[rhinol013]

For all you media students!

DIDN'T YOU JUST LOVE THE CRANE SHOT IN THE BEGINNING?!

[PHF0]

love it

[ecbfilms002]

How the fuck did he make this for $8? The crane and dolly shots. Me gusta.

[Korpen85]

epic



[Jumboyz]

good idea lets write the ending to the video and make it top rated comment so i know the end before i even press play SSAARRCCAASSMM

[TeamAshmax1]

I love your vid and info on your video page. Check out my videos they be what your looking for. Thanks hope to talk to you soon.

[ThomasAlexanderIent]

THIS NEEDS MORE VIEWS!!!

[xXxStillSearchinGxXx]

Vote down the high comment. ... ruined

[as1936258]

that's fcking hilarious

[SniperMaske]

Both "I'm in the wrong house." and "Bra... vo." can also be heard in Monty Python's Flying Circus (first one uttered by Terry Jones before the new cooker sketch, second one by Graham Chapman as a presenter); since you hinted that you were an admirer of the programme in another video of yours, I'm wondering if this is some kind of a subtle homage. ;)

(Or the crap produced by my head is way too far-fetched...)

[tribamarina]

LMAO so did u join them ?

[omnomnomnomous]

MY BEST FRIEND...... AND MY BEST FRIENDS WIFE........ IM IN THE WRONG HOUSE ARENT I!?

[ExplosiveFists]

I would simply ask every one i meet hey wanna see a pornstar meat its kinda dry though

[Zumbie578]

Everything...

[dmanxxxxx]

i would duct tape it to the windshield of a random car at walmart

[Whydoyoudosuchathing]

SO GOD DAMN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

[martywylde]

FUCK THESE STUPID YOUTUBE ADS

[MrThudley]

"Bra......... vo. "

That's so hilarious! XD

[rackfocus]

When I was a kid, I lived in Saudi Arabia on a compound owned and built by McDonnell-Douglas, so all of the houses were the same layout and looked the same. I burst into a house I thought was mine, walked into the living room, stopped on a dime in shock, and just stared at the confused family I walked in on. Then I ran.

[Bumbles5]

@rackfocus Lived in the same shit! Which City?

[deutschland08fn]

@rackfocus Then, Iran.

[rackfocus]

It's weird seeing your old hairline.

[Mekose]

I would make a youtube channel dedicated to Ron Jeremy Beef Jerky..... what? someone already did that? FFUUU-

[Amsler1000]

id spread it around my house to have mice choke on and die a slow and miserable death.

[Healingproof]

Watch it a 2nd time xD How wud he not notice lol.

[Pop77o7]

"My best friend! And my.... Best friend's wife! ... I'M IN THE WRONG HOUSE!" xD

[judababe456]

"MY BEST FRIEND, AND MY... best friend's wife... IM IN THE WRONG house, uhh heres your mail" LMAO!

[ziakas420]

Give it to my wife and tell her, ' Here is some man meat, Now leave me alone i am trying to sleep."

[danielthecoolmachine]

ahahahaahahahahaa

the best thing i've ever seen..!!!!

[tikifreakazoid]

I'd eat it and then have regretful feelings for hours.

[koolace88]

feed my Ron Jeremy

[Jedum]

I`d prolly put it up ma butt...mmm?

[WazzuliofRunetotem]

lol 3:14 is funny to look at

[Cycon91]

freaking awesome!

[IndividuoBeta]

I'm in the wrong house! XD

¡Excelente!

[TheMusicManiac1000]

I would pass it down to my son and he would do the same and so on...

Or I'Il would just eat it and videotape the repercussions of doing so, and share the memories.

[MrAbortion]

I would wear it around my neck to repel all the lucious ladies that have been trying to get me to go to BED WITH THEM.... WHEN I'm not even TIRED!!!!!!!!

[TheImpotentMonkey]

When you say this movie landed in the top 5 i assume you didn't win. ha. ha. ha. period

[MXPXHolland]

this sketch always makes me laugh! haha

[coolbluesam]

if i had ron jeremy beef jerky, i'd smoke it

[TheHManShow]

I'm in the wrong house. Funniest line

[Qermaq]

Every time I watch this it's funny. Hell, another thumbs up for you, Greg. Don't let it go to your head.

[kaysh1]

i would sht on the beef and give it to my dog..... then watch him vomit and have my mom clean it...

[12ryanhockeydude12]

MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!-- and my best friends wife

[PkAustin1]

lol hahahaha very funny TBS style

[NHKEYDET]

hahahaha

[Akantorz12]

Hey greg how do you know ron jeremy? thats pretty much my voice

[fmdof]

@dragonswordcannon brad doesn't eat much. it's more about drinking stuff.

[abosleman2002]

2:33 LOoOoOoOOoOoOoOOoOoOoOoL

[Elk4758]

LOL

[Eccentricass]

OMG I Lol'd seriously!! Loved the begining!!

[CrispProductionz]

Lol.

[straberryshortcake45]

give it to someone i hate and watch them puke violently

[hellohellohelloman]

nothing.

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[badgirlforlif3]

hey @mazdamaniac90 you shut the Fk up!!!

[krxterm1]

I would hand to some and have them eat it

[JuneYank6]

I would give it to a homeless guy so he'll eat it and be put out of his misery.

[PrimeFletcherFish]

give it away as a wedding present D:

[jgftbl7]

i would buy some pants

[nicholaswahl48]

I would give it away in a Youtube contest.

[WilsonProductions14]

"im in the wrong house "

[SuperMoongazer]

Anniversary Present!

[moodyqurban]

that was funny

[dphaeker]

Give it to my boss along with an ass penny.

[akugy]

i fact pyloric atresia makes babys sick and throw up whatever milk they get nursed

[TugaPipeJunior]

Toy Story and Toy Story 2 show up in 3D and Coming Home gets an HD make over. Cool!

[dawnrocko]

i would use it to wash away the memory of the dream i just had of me shitting myself in the tub at a party and everyone was talking about how they could smell but i couldnt leave cuz i was naked and covered in poo

[IR335]

Sell it on ebay.

[SonDimz]

Ron Jeremy slammed everyone in this page mom and auntie

[1st2rule]

ROFLMAO :D

[WASONVLOGS]

i would lite it on fire and use it to find osama binladin

[kowyn2]

Id tape it over the dent in my car

[Dottymy]

I would throw it to a troglodyte imp.

[lenasotherlife]

I would just like to elaborate on the fact that I am still planning on solving world peace if I win the beef jerky.

I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP AT NIGHT BECAUSE I WANT TO WIN SO BAD!!! D:

I even told all my friends ^-^

BUT ONLY THE ONES THAT DON'T HAVE YOUTUBE. I don't need any competitors D<

[pezgirl23]

i would throw it at the pig just too hear him go moo then feed it to the cow ^^

[PinballCollection]

I would have passionate sex with it after dinner.

[Smoker4Hire]

I"d fistfuck a nun (okay...not really)

[RonJeremyBeefJerky]

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[crazzyboy28]

I would love it like it was my own.

[nintendolunchbox]

Id post the Ron Jeremy's Beef Jerky on craigslist under barter, and try to trade it for a Jenna Jameson fish taco .

[TrickAnswer]

I would use it in mouse traps to effectively lower the rodent population :)

[bammaster627]

i would eat it while watching on of Ron Jeremy's best movies

[BOURBONPRODUCTIONS]

I use it to give you some trousers

[ShadowOfTurtles]

i would eat it

[akatsuki504]

I'll would give them to my dogs

[Ownedhardtime]

i would take the beef to its full potential!

... By shuving it up my **s =)

[theamazingperson99]

sing the moo cow song for my talent show

[HeadDaniel]

1:37 best calendar evar!

[wolfsharkfrog]

i wud eat it and then go to the bathroom and wait for 3 hours until i see it again because i have no life

[RonJeremyBeefJerky]

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[milkeza]

What i would do with a useless stale bag of porn stat jerkey, well i would frame it and hang it on the wall ofcourse....along with pleasuring myself by looking at it all the time...-whispers- but that part is a secret :)

[littlemega]

I'd send the jerky to the pope, and pray he ate some.

[damarei]

What would I do with the beef jerky??

I'd let it give me Pyloric Atresia

[damarei]

I LOL'd sooo hard

[XXXQuietDemonXXX]

i would takes photos with it and melons just like your calendar o_O odd calendar by the way...

[EmjayJackman]

Mysterious blue eye over Greg's shoulder at 39 sec. See it? Kinda?

[flyingpork14]

ooh nice melons in the background

[antman1385]

definitely not eat it, i don't want necrotizing fasciitis.

[spencertron88]

I would sodder a cross section every 3 cm vertically and horizontally on the back side, to keep the jerky stable. I would then use a cutting laser to form some 600 holes in the jerky. I would sodder some wires into the jerky through those holes, effectively as a bread board. I would then mount a small screen on it, and wire it into a simple video game. I would put sensors inside the soft sections of the jerky, using them as buttons. It would take alot of work, but I would do it.

[Arsenalforever7]

if I won this porn star beef jerky, what wouldn't I do with this beef jurky!!:/

[cainsavage]

if i won that bag of amazing porn star beef jerky, i would take it on a trip around the galaxy! bring the wonders of porn to Mars, the Moon, even URANUS! bwa ha ha gimme the beef!

[barfumer]

kill it. kill it with fire

[GodTownFilms]

This video was awesomely hilarious! I'm an aspiring YouTube short film guy myself and seeing high quality stuff like this inspires me as well as making me laugh out loud!

[himynameisbill222]

i would ingest it, giving me all the powers of Ron Jeremey. Therefore i would use the beef jerkey to get laid.

[RonJeremyBeefJerky]

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[sckg]

I'd give it away for someone from the Internet for watching my reposted video wich is gimmick.

[iButtNugget]

becuase it looks like a buttnugget

[thenerdherd2007]

Use It to feed the Ron Jeremy in the Panda Den

[thevoxxie]

i would give it to yeshmin blechin cause he could use a new dish at his fancy resturant

[DylanBannan]

Use it to cure cancer

[saintmassacre]

You see that person walking down the hall? No, not that one. That one! You see 'em too? Yeah, I'll see if they'll eat it. If not, then I'll try the other guy. Repeat until eaten.

[TMMdN]

I would feed it to the stray cat that keeps coming around.

[bjedunk1]

i would give it to somone i really hated and tell them its ok to eat

[Havaseet]

yaaaaaaaaaawn... This shit is dreadful. I just unsubscribed. Ron Please... I love your work, but, working with this guy??? cmon.

[aimerlicious]

haha i would make something like a porn with it, humping a hotdog or so^^

[CrosseyedPsyclops]

I'd give it to my mother-in-law for her birthday.

[crimplemania]

I would probably put it on Ebay. "Ron Jeremy Jerky given to me by Trading Spaces ex-husband guy from the internet." starting price 2 dollars.

[Ungrenetto]

Totaly not steal it . Oh and I totaly don't know where you live.At all.

[RobertESnob]

I would wear it as a Merkin.

[crisdvh]

hahahaha Epic! lol

[KibleKat]

Haha epic x)

[ilykitwenppltrnmeon]

cont... After centuries I would unfreeze time for the last time and lo and behold, the world's longest and most unexplainable money-shot, with the girl completely buried and looking like more of a Jaba the Hut-type creature than a woman after my centuries long cumshot.

As a bonus, my hair and beard kept growing the whole time so as I am spewing out this monumental cum-load, my hair is blowing out of my head and turning gray and white at the same time and I'd become the greatest man in history.

[ilykitwenppltrnmeon]

Since two year old beef jerky is the final component for my time freezing device, I would finally have completed my research. I would then become a porn star and a nano-second after I came on my actress's face, I would freeze time and take a break.

Ages would pass like this, me unfreezing time, coming again on her face then freezing time again and taking a break......

[adequetefred]

Bra

Vo.

[funkeymonkey92]

Because it belonged to ron jeremy, i would throw it out.. Otherwise, even though its 2 years old, i would eat it. Beef jerky never goes bad =)

[iownjimmy]

I would hang it up next to a picture of you and praise it! :D

[13dgarrett]

i would shove it up my ass while masterbating to the picture of those huge melons behind your head at 3:08

[boothoot]

I would give it back to Ron Jeremy next time I see him at a tattoo expo!!

[RichyDoesStuff]

lol the calender in the back has a chick holding 2 watermelons hahaha

[dhatcher76]

i would really just give it to my mom. I love my mom, but for $11.99...so can you.

[thebroomersband]

I would eat it

[mommasweetass]

I would stuff it down my throut while masturebating

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[DMclonmellon]

i mean i and would sorry for the misatakes

[DMclonmellon]

o wpuld give to sum1 i really hate and watch them eat haha dat woupd be funny just like that video (and yes im being a suck up just to get the beef jerkey (man why would i even want it) so yes u can call me a kiss ass but please dont

[hellbo]

i would plant it and then watch it grow into a new ron jeremy !!

[r70084]

I would save it till he died and then sell it on ebay.

[stranger420]

i would worship that F*cking bag thats sweeeet mmmm then id stick it up my butthole pull it out with a slurping splash then eat it with my girlfriend naked on the bed 2 girls 1 jerky ron jeremy bark bark!

[teebeebad]

@stranger420 Dude, that is awesome!!

[Aosta]

nothing.. it is beautiful and delicious no matter what anyone says! :(

[kmorden3]

give it to ron jeremy.

[maple1anime]

Give it to a porn star, lol canabolism

[bryanfuel]

did anyone else see greg on dog wisper?

[Monstar36]

I would sell it to someone and videotape them eating it

[Legendaryplaya]

Who is Ron Jeremy?

[Cfurlong37]

Put it on a shelf and impress the ladies when they come over

[xxciv]

I'd like to see a list of what someone wouldn't do with porn star beef jerky!

[LastZombieEver]

I would sell it on Ebay...wait, whose Rohn Jeramy?

[trust2frustr8]

Rehydrate it with water based lubricant, and make a beef jerky bust of Greg Benson. I mean... what else would you do with it?

[tadshackles]

I LOLd!!!!!!

GREAT VIDEO!

[badgirlforlif3]

my best friend....and my best friend wife....lmaoooooooooo

[mazdamaniac90]

@badgirlforlif3 hey, shut up!

[Lijrobert]

smoke it to get high

[comicguitar]

i´d make a joint of it.

[pjaussiemovies]

I would feed it to my dog as she is a little bound up.

[mattydog1]

well considering i recieved it from a pornstar. id take to peices and make em count to 69:)

[sexymonk1988]

i would give it too my boss whos the mayer of the city

[gavin8ter]

that was amazing!

[cheeseprocedure]

Sacrifice it to the CHUD!

[fragmonster]

.. treat it like a pack of sea monkeys.. put it in a bathtub of water and watch it grow.. ...into beef curtains...

[negebergh]

Id feed it to my useless stepdad.

[Chunkp1989]

I would eat it, nuff said

[glows777]

I would tell my friend it's his prize for licking goose shit for a bee sticker that i didn't actually give

[FichFlavour]

I would lick it, and ponder why my rod is not as big as Ron Jeremy's. :(

[xyourxgonexnowx]

I would charish it.