Rucka RuckaTV-Don't be a Playa, Haiti Lyric.

[Ravencullen95]

Its horrible but funny

[MrUsuck199]

im german but who cares this songs funny and thats it its a song people

[JKPlastic]

His lyrics make him sound like he dropped outta school at 2nd grade, but damn does this kid know how to songwrite.

[HollowTearsOfJoy]

Yes, Hetalia makes everything 10x more hilarious... Alfred, why you hatin'? :D

[RAINxFeVeR]

Hey people if you don't like this song then don't watch it........lol

[MrUsuck199]

@RAINxFeVeR thumbs up for you man

[SugaDaemon]

@mark12033

I don't see how millions of people dying is something to laugh about. And the especially if you're German part is pretty much racist which started the whole drama in the first place.

[greenfacestalkingyou]

i speak french



[12johnyboy34]

is this on itunes?

[SerathGodOfRock]

dude,this is not funny this is dark and morbid, whoever made this made this ought to have a rusted 39 foot pole in his/her/its ass!

[BobbitTheDog]

@SerathGodOfRock and that isn't dark or morbid?! -_-

[SerathGodOfRock]

@BobbitTheDog guess so, what come's around goes around i suppose

[mark12033]

@SerathGodOfRock its a joke man clam down

[SerathGodOfRock]

@mark12033 no it's not funny to people like me

[mark12033]

@SerathGodOfRock wellyou got to learn to laugh at yourslef sometimes. (espically if your german lol).

[annabethchase97]

Gay.



[tvitekkja]

@isotopable Not a damn shit, son....not a damn shit. Thx for Tacos and stuff btw

[tvitekkja]

@Hamodey1500 Oh sorry, i randomly added that shit for pure shit and look: IT GETS VIEWS

[tvitekkja]

Now listen here: IM BACK!

[RoachShippoTV]

this song should b callred america

[tvitekkja]

@RoachShippoTV maybe

[sourpatch35]

awsome song



[tvitekkja]

@sourpatch35 thank Rucka :3

[MrPedoBare]

Actually, World War 1 was started by the Bosnian-Serbian terrorist group known as the Black Hand. They assassinated archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austra-Hungary, Gavrilo Princip was the killer. I do believe it went something like this: Austria-Hungary declares war with Serbia, Russia declares war on Austria-Hungary, Germany declares war on Russia, and France declares war on Germany, who uses Belgium ( a neutral country) to invade France, bringing the British into the war. Idk, though, bye. :D

[tvitekkja]

@MrPedoBare <-- Master mind in history, i give A++ for that :D

[BigMegaChaos]

Only mexicans sound brown and that's cuz their stupid ghetto wannabe black people that speak spanish

[smurfcity69]

you spelt oui oui wrong?

[tvitekkja]

@smurfcity69 No?

[Fieldeni]

It's oui oui not wee wee but how cares there French. Very funny song

[weurRTG]

2:44 Phew. Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan are safe. They're the most important stans.

[yu123slayer]

Bad ass song

[istoleyourjellybeans]

ninja please!

[tvitekkja]

@istoleyourjellybeans *Bitch Please expression*

[NickeRsOoo]

best music

[tvitekkja]

@NickeRsOoo there is

[PhillFema]

I'd be fine with playing in the sand for 500 years  :3

[tvitekkja]

@PhillFema X3

[ali123naruto456]

im part german and i still watch this im part black and i think go cops is funny i used to b a jb luver and i watched the songds about him and u know wat i think there funny so haterz can suck my non existant dick

[skateintheclan]

I'm not German, or French. This song kicks ass.

[tvitekkja]

@skateintheclan *brofist*

[ixyel952]

i am German and i agree to this song :3

[tvitekkja]

@ixyel952 You do?

[mark12033]

i think the french are cool but the part about germans was so true and funny. DONT CARE IF ANY OF YOU THINK IM RACIST TO GERANS CAUSE I AM SO DONT EVEN BOTHER

[DaBigBeast96]

Lol so funny

[BinkyBoysGirl]

Ah, Hetalia brought me here. *is part Irish and Scottish but finds it hilarious*

[Jealousmuch989]

@BinkyBoysGirl ...Me too XD

[milkdud383]

im not german and think its funny

[erinhannah24]

Hahaha I totes agree with the Haiti part!

[lukegonmad134]

hey man at least they didint get raped (wisper wisper) oh they did well we should give them money

[PawSawczyn]

I didn't get the Norway part. Can someone explain it to me? Btw this video is very racist but funny and I'm spanish and I didn't even get offended xD

[9191beast]

@PawSawczyn its cuz nobody hears anything about norway so they cant be trusted cuz nobody knows nuthin about em... im german french scotish AND irsih and i think its really funny lol

[chaozchild]

I'm American and I think this song is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! GO NORWAY!!!

[KeWlUzRnAyMe]

who disliked this? seriously, haiti, weve given you alot, but i didnt know you took our internet too...

[Bugziification]

OMG! THIS IS FUNNY S*** IM GETIN THIS ON MY IPOD!!!!

[tvitekkja]

@Bugziification Do it, do it, do it, do it!

[Jas0nM5]

lolz this song is hilarious...

[rawrthatmeansiluvu]

-lol!

[rawrthatmeansiluvu]

Ha ol!

[FusedThunder238]

Racist basterds fuck y'all

[tvitekkja]

@FusedThunder238 They see me uploadin, they hatin...

[dragongirl1501]

Hetalia :P

[tazzy2989]

@dragongirl1501

I can imagine them listening to this song...

[SwedishEpicTime]

I am addicted to this song!

[roronoazololover23]

one of the greatest songs ever made

[peacejustice1]

Worst song ever

[L3gacyJace]

@peacejustice1 Dude this is fucking hilarious. Obviously you haven't listened to the highly esteemed song Friday by Rebecca Black because that will probably make you change your mind.

[volleyball0819]

<3



[tvitekkja]

@volleyball0819 <3 to you too

[TheAlbinoNegro]

Type in "Rucka steals kids pizza" it's short and funny

[TheNinjagrl101]

Uuuhh.... For one. England didnt start WWII. And I have an ausome education, thank you. Where did you learn YOUR education?

[SamIAm7180]

@TheNinjagrl1Don't lecture him on intelligence. Petty sure there is no "u" in awesome.

[TheNinjagrl101]

@SamIAm7180 XD I wasnt lecturing, I was making a statement, damn it. And two, I have a mental disabilaty so things dont always get spellt correctlly. :P And THREE God damn it, some of the most FAMOUS PEOPLE IN HISTORY had mental disabilities, so in which case... THEY COULDNT FREAKING SPELL!! At the least, tie their shoes. So, one, watch me be AUSOME in history, and two, DONT PATRONIZE ME!!! >:l

[t3h0o8er5pAzZ]

@TheNinjagrl101 Okay, chill out.

[TheNinjagrl101]

@t3h0o8er5pAzZ Ok, I just get overwhelmed.

[tszabo86]

Yo, since when did England start WWII??? Are you an idiot?

[CrashingGenie68]

Not sure if someone already posted this buuuuuuuuuut, England started WW2 and gemany startted WW1 i mean dont u people get an education. >.>

[vortex389]

@CrashingGenie68 are you fucking retarded?

[DarksoulistX]

@CrashingGenie68 lol Germany started World War II when they invaded Poland in 1939, Britain (England in case you don't know) and France declared war on them after that...learn you're facts before posting comments

[CrashingGenie68]

@DarksoulistX When germany invaded poland there was no WORLD war there was a war between the two countries then. as you said britain and france declared war on germany and then other countries decided to join in and that became WW2! i do know my facts thank you very much!

[DarksoulistX]

@CrashingGenie68 However, had Germany not invaded Poland with Slovakia there would have been no World War. The invasion is generally accepted as the official start of WWII especially when you consider Britain and France declaring war two or so days later.

[bencooney11]

irish people dont swing from trees

[austingalloway1]

@bencooney11 yeah they do!

[letsgototheark]

Aww... he didn't say Italians. I guess we're just too cool for that.

[Sw3nssoN]

Where do they say funny stuff of sweden? ( im from sweden) :P

[Eragonete]

The Germans didn't start the first World War. I thought Austria-Hungary did ..

[antoine1242]

Oh no! Not Quebec!?!?

Anyway I like this song :)

[antoine1242]

Oh no! Not Quebec!!! :O

Anyway this song is funny :P

[xGhost4000x]

This song rocks… as long as you don't take it seriously...

[tvitekkja]

@xGhost4000x yup, which others who DONT UNDERSTAAAAND INTERNET gets :3

[SporeMaster10]

I had butthole aids. I got it from your moms penis. Yes.

[Paincakezz]

@SporeMaster10 THAT MADE SO MUCH SENSE.. :D

[SporeMaster10]

@Paincakezz Yes. It did. So much sense. Its just like that time.. yknow. That time I took off my top and got killed by gregg kannear.

[Paincakezz]

@SporeMaster10 Tell me more! :o

[momosoar]

@SporeMaster10 well her penis is bigger than yours!!

[thorman360]

asians are cool i am cool therfore im asian

[the09conradz]

True that Imperatortobi

[gta410123]

Yeah yeah get over it it's racist so what I'm German and French I still find it funny

[tvitekkja]

@gta410123 I REQUEST THE HIGHEST OF FIVES!

[gta410123]

Really cause last time I checked both the united states and Russia have the same limit on nucleur weapons and our military kicks ass compared to every country in this world so I don't think we have to worry about Russia

[ThatGameFtw]

For all those people who hate this song because its "Racist, prejudice, or offensive", You know what? It is all three, TO EVERYONE! so stfu and go check your butt for butthole AIDS!

[momosoar]

32 people didnt check their butts and now have aids!

[tvitekkja]

@momosoar homosexuals in this occations

[momosoar]

ha lol luv this

[midgetunicorn77]

Germans made the us go into ww1 because they torpedoed the licitania it was a boat

[tvitekkja]

@midgetunicorn77 khehehe

[JKStorms]

o.o unless someone already pointed it out, I'm pretty sure Germany didn't start WWI... when the Serbs assassinated Francis Ferdinand is what started it. >> But if no one cared, my bad. Just a random thought. XD

[Dcglatfelter]

dont mess with fucking russia thy have two keys that fire nukes that end the world as we know it so we should have 4 nukes that blow up russia china the middle east and canada cause i hate canadians

[mbean8000]

racisim<3 :) :D lol btw 32+ people didnt check their buthole for buthole aids

[mbean8000]

racisim<3 :) :D lol

[RAVECRIB9t4]

Translate this: Jeg gir faen i alle dere som ikke liker denne sangen. Jeg bare lagde den. Sånn erre og sånn gårre......

[123mrresidentevil]

This was uploaded on the 66th anniversary of Hitler's death

[far553]

@123mrresidentevil Uhh... No.

Hitler died in April 1945.

This was uploaded in Feb 2010.

[123mrresidentevil]

@far553 when i looked it said it was uploaded in 2011 sorry

[Jas0nM5]

@123mrresidentevil F-F-F-F--FAAIIILLL lolz but yeah fail paranoia

[tvitekkja]

@123mrresidentevil emmm no.... thats the 30th of April

[XlBlindProductionslX]

Ninja Please.

[derdertaugt]

ok this is the meanest humor ive ever heard :D but its fuckin damn funny :D:D:D even if i am a german by my self i Listn to this song over and over again just cant stop :)

and I also cant speak enlish *my bad* :D

DONT TAKE DAT SHIT TOO SERIOUS GUYS :D

[tvitekkja]

@derdertaugt The "club" cant even handle it

[Imperatortobi]

i'm german and i think it's hilarious

so screw all those haters

[jordanskull11]

@Imperatortobi Im Cuban And Think Its Funny

[randomshitairplane]

love the song until 3:30

[6Tdubs]

@randomshitairplane

make sure you check your butthole for butthole aids

[happyfeetlaura]

bit harsh !!!! i like the kidnappin kids part tho...i LMAO !!!

[bdfrady1234]

I hate it that sometimes that your racist!

[brennan1001nannerb]

scottich?? it appers to me u dont know how to spell scottish

[firehunter2011]

at 2:09 could is spelled wrong

[6Tdubs]

@firehunter2011

your just mad cause ur mom is a lesbanes

[Mcmuffian1029AMB]

lol lovew the song but cant get it on my i pod

[killersteam03]

what about the black people, im sorry "african americans"

[LovinoXAntonio]

Germany didn't start WW1, Austria-Hungary and Serbia did...

[ficluva94]

@LovinoXAntonio true, but the Treaty of Versailles said that Germany had to take full responsability for WW1. So technically, he's somewhat right.

[angelosovietaddict]

i like the German part

[kamillagirl]

rucka dont no wat hes talkin about. Norway is awesome! lol. I LUV RUCKA! and y does every 1 spell it wee? its french. u spell it OUI. not to be a playa haiti or anything... lol

[Kjerrinho]

Norwigian people don't do anything :(? shit :/

[jedidiahham]

Haha @ DaTastyNachos, lol your comment made me laugh as much as the song did. Everyone calm down and learn to laugh.

[MadisonISaGodess]

GAY

[RAVECRIB9t4]

It costs 400.000 viewers for making a new movie....

This is Tvitekkja's other channel ---> Ravecrib9t4 :3

[WA7272IO72]

@iamnotrealsoyeah fuck yah!

[ShakNbake43]

yes

[PKFIAH]

Did anyone else think of Hetalia when they heard this? Poor America would get beat!

[MONSTERvENERGY]

you buys are a bunch of bitches. im german and i laugh my ass of every time a hear this song. grow and learn to laugh, and if u dont like it, dont listen to it PLAIN AND SIMPLE

[StalkerSandwich]

@NinjaAri lol im german

[stungbybee1]

this is the best thing ever and isotopable get over it

[hannahsayshi71]

@isotopable its just a song im mexican and i love this song

[imapwntyaface]

Lol i think ive listened to most of his music 100 time and its still damn funny ^^

[TDew815]

"okay Germans started up WWI then was was like: whoops my bad!" haha great part

[napalmfingerboard]

NORWAY! <333

[tvitekkja]

@napalmfingerboard Yup

[napalmfingerboard]

they chould make a song about japan ^^

[deavenator]

dont be a playa japan XD

[RAVECRIB9t4]

@deavenator

damn true

[TrinityRosealy]

@deavenator, That's not funny.

[mcgee1231]

this is the most racist song i love it im going to walk around school with this song on my phone

[GlitzyGurl98]

omg..the beginning is from counter strike , woo! :D

[TheCh4rger]

U guys take this song so seriously. Just sit back and laugh at it. Im irish, german and norwegian, and i laughed like hell so stfu!

[XxMEGAxGRACExX]

@TheCh4rger Hell yes^^ i mean Fucking JESUS!! it wasnt intended personally at you haha bitchess xD

[badandy6111]

28 people are french

[SuperPs3reviewer]

whats this a parody of? please answer and i will sub to you :)

[gharune]

@SuperPs3reviewer

Iyaz parody now suscribe to me

[SuperPs3reviewer]

@gharune no, im talking about the real song he is trying to imitate

[ohdeargodyoureinsane]

@SuperPs3reviewer Replay by sean kingston.

[justmcchill]

Chinese eat worse things the dogs, I saw a documentary in school of them eating tiger penis

[fartman143]

Just for general information, he spelled whisper and oui wrong.

[MemoryGnome]

Insulted my German, French, and Irish background all in one song, but still one of my favorite parodies.

[636675guy]

This is some good shit.

[MissMidnightRuby]

Does anyone else want to see a video of Hetalia with this song?

[lifewithjohnny]

To all the ppl who are offended by this video, FUCK YOU!!! Rucka's just doing his own fucking thing!!! *oh I'm offended* fuck you!!! Were tired of your bullshit!!! *oh what if the kid hears it?* of course the kids gonna hear it!!! He's trying to get a group of patriots!!!!!!!!!

[fartman143]

@lifewithjohnny dude calm down!

[AzzyLovesMatt]

Oh I love this song. XD<3