Stan's Hardcore Christmas Special: "Alcohol is Dynamite"

[randomguy199545]

0:17 It sells liquor by the drink as opposed to "liquor by the food" or "liquor by the lamppost" or "liquor by the Nokia cell phone". Need I continue?

[skatefreak565]

7:33 As you can see, when you crash a car drunk the rims of your car will fly off when you run into a wall while the bumper takes most of the shock.

[dustinjr1993]

7:28 ill teach you shitheads to drink and drive by cutting your ass off!! bitch what now?

[kerys1]

2:35 What?! isn't it the thumbs that make us different from animals?!

[kerys1]

Omg! 2:25 How long have they been drinking that bottle!

[evilbunnyhinter]

And then i said "that's a whites only water fountain, what are you doing" Oh how hilarious segregation was

[Xeno7771]

hehe. im drunk right now.

hehehe, the Irish cops joke, and "or one more driving lesson" killed me ^^

[Nelurazvratitu]

7:28 didn't the drunk kid have priority?

[BlobSquad]

Yeah but the other guy in that car was drunk too.

[Boghman22]

Absolutely Genius, Stan!

Keep it up (and call me back, baby ;)

[jsmcfly]

"... and bought the deeds to a palm tree. Oh you're gonna like that palm tree son." -Priceless

[ryubaks]

He smuggled a bottle of alcohol in his anus.

Music for this short provided by Mickey Mouse cartoon.

Judy's a drunk slut who shames her parents and Jesus.

The milk men take Judy's corpse away.

[playingchessonmars]

Haha, the young nazi society can not afford to have a bad reputation

[superbeaner0]

this is hardcore

[SidNightWalker]

Yeah yeah drink it!Goddamn pussy!

[SpacerAM2]

It is a sin to say that. I would stop if I were you Sid. Just say damn but leave God out of it.

[tgseason12]

Poor people in the 50's. They all died off because they drank too much. Also: That's a whites only drinking fountain.

[lillterror]

HAHAHAHA

[Hellodentist]

That's a whites only drinking fountain.

[SageX123]

ROFL, "sit around, talk with their friends, enjoy themselves, SICKENING!" xD

[Scorch251]

LMAO

[jaydstein]

Thank you. I was going to get wasted this christmas... but now I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT.

[icecreammanz8o]

5:56 is the funniest shit EVER xD lollmfao

[Zannyzaitzev]

bahahahhaha shames her parents and jesus

[dantheman23312]

jake was a pussy* dude i laugh so fucking hard when i watch ur vids keep em up

[max20068]

lol befor blacks played Bball lol

[samtron5000]

omg stan i was watching this the other day while I was looking for stock footage of a car driving off a cliff for a video i'm working on. that is SO WEIRD. ITS LIKE WE'RE THE SAME PERSON! ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT PIE? YOU ARE AREN'T YOU!!

[stanburdman]

OM AM G. While you were typing this comment I was having a dream about being in a car that flew off a cliff into a giant pie!

[Zengx]

hey stan, this was a funny video! would also be able to poste the origanal as well? thanks!

[arsenaali]

"jim himself is in no shape to drive.. right now he wishes he would have taken just one less drink..."

-"or one more driving lesson"

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"the irish cops are putting him on the driver's seat, because he's less drunk than they are"

lol

[TheSilleGuy]

"but enogh about drinking batery acid" LOLOLOL!!! 10000000/5

[arsenaali]

hahaha "don't drink alcohol with blood"

So many good lines here.

Thanks!

[iloveemochicks1]

omg this is some funny shit

[skaterkidz7]

ohh, on new years, do a sex ed video.

[afshin021]

probably y my inside feel like they exploded after saturday nights lol

[downphoenix]

ROFLMAO, this skit was funny.

[pyroseed13]

Haha this is like the shorts on MST3K.

[heyjeySigma]

lol Stan gotta love the cheapness of ur new Christmas avatar. Couldnt bother going outside? or does it really snow in ur holy room?

[L2SDR]

wow, i wish you would do some more of these. this was a great video.

- keep up the great work and have a Merry Christmas.

[xContaminatedx]

DYNOMYTE!!!

[HistoryGeek4U]

Never knew that one sip of alcohol could cause me to be an immediate alcoholic.

[28steryan]

Wow, I always used booze to help me get by, but I've learned my lesson now.

[thegreymeister]

Hilarious as always.

[arion2064]

Alcohol is dynamite? why wasn't i warned before :D

[iloveemochicks1]

omg this is csoem funyn shit

[Unn0ticed]

wow just wow..

[towliemcd]

don't drink alcohol with blood!!! fucking funny

[sargentnoob]

50s info films sucked dont forget to duckunder a taple when you drink

[wrarwimadragon]

lol, at 1st i thought the title was "Satan's HARDCORE Christmas Special" i cant read worth crap sometimes =P

[Fakenstien]

Satan should do a christmas special though.

That'd be awesome!

[Fakenstien]

Awesome as always.

When I am rich and famous, I will pay you to constantly shovel humor into my ears.