"Those Minerals" (MASS EFFECT 2 RAP)

[Jux2p0ze]

Homeboi we need you to commerate the arrival of ME3 with another bad ass mf song.

[furryfan420]

epuc luz my friend,

[KuGo1955]

LOLZ

[mnemo70]

Today is the 2nd birthday of the upload! \o/ Grats!

[mnemo70]

240p ftw!

[Santana105]

I made a character called Shepshep Shepard

[190shepard]

turian counclilor ah yes minerals lol

[5um4one]

I LOVE YOU MASS EFFECT <3

[joshuaarias100]

hahahahahaha wow :D

[Mcheetah]

Yeah, this is okay and all, but does anyone know where I can find the REAL Planet Scanning music?

[AlexB1001]

@Mcheetah Okay and all?!!?!?!??! It's amazing!

[Mcheetah]

@AlexB1001

Meh, it's okay. I like the music better than the actual rap part. Dude sounds like he got a frog in his throat.

I just decided to make the real music myself since I made this comment.

[seonking21]

Ah yes "downraters" a group of 69 people who disliked this video

We have dismissed that claim.

[zombine64]

Get out frog used well!

[MrSwat43]

You must construct aditional shepards pylons

[XxStavrosxX]

I wish I knew what he monologues at the end.

[dark7element]

Mineral scanning is pretty boring as far as mini-games go, but it isn't really that time consuming. If you're doing a completionist run, scanning for minerals consumes about 1/100th as much time as doing missions. Just find a few planetoids that are 'rich' and you'll get tens of thousands of every type of mineral within about five minutes.

[likestotalkalot]

"Like Harkin on a sober day"

FFFFF LOL

[Raptormau]

I'm glad that i'm not the only one addicted to mass effect series

[Okamifanj]

I actually liked mineral scanning

[Ins3ktz]

I remember this instrumental from Spongebob

[InVayned]

if tis would have played during Mineraling it would have been more entertaining.i hate mining for minerals.such a time filler.no wonder way me2 was boring

[capturethelife]

probe awa-wa-a-way

[Eggskin]

wtf snydz. really?

[michaelmcevoy98]

brilliant man, someone give this guy a reward for being a mass effect2 fan

[PhantomBoku]

Im Commander Shepard and this is the illest beat on the citadel

[Seven7swords]

LMFAO!

You, my good sir, are a genius surrounded by the ignorant.

"I get my scan on like a tampon!" LOL Beat is great too. Video is hilarious.

[kendu504]

I'm really likin' the beat...

[freedomphamtom]

and then the gibbed tools came up...

[InstantMix]

I'm commander shepard and this is not your work kabuto

[KABUTOTHEPYTHON]

@InstantMix WHAT

[InstantMix]

@KABUTOTHEPYTHON unless your TH89 then please gtfo

[Csp499]

@InstantMix Yeah, it does sound like TH. In fact, I mentioned it to him (I'm doing concept art for a mod he's working on with Jaanus and a few others), and he actually said otherwise.

[InstantMix]

@Csp499 Weird , I swear i've heard TH89 working or calloborating with this. You are doing concept art for galactopticon?

[Csp499]

@InstantMix Yeah, I did concepts for the robostrippers, the mastiff, and the johnnygun, among some other stuff. Most of it's on the ModDB page.

And I recall the conversation about this song, actually; he linked everyone on the skype chat to "Raptor Song", and I said "Hey, you sound a lot like KabutoThePython." I showed him this video and he seemed shocked that I made the connection, denying the similarity.

[jackbernett]

@InstantMix ur retarded

[xPAYASO323x]

@InstantMix im commander shepard and you , sir , are an idiot

[coldshoulder14]

@InstantMix who's is it then?

[hotcreamables]

@InstantMix fail yo.

[trapical]

The video was the best part.

[xXLDeusXx]

so that's what the Devs meant 'bout improving mining.. I LIKE IT >:3

[LMM094]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite rap on the Citadel.

[JayIceColdD]

Yo Kabuto, this is ill man. Way to rep all the Commander Shepards out there.

[WizzyLuke]

This should play when you're scanning, or in you're captains cabin :)

[gamingcultist]

@WizzyLuke that is fucking brilliant. tomorrow im going to blast this as i scan planets

[oOCryingWolfOo]

this sounds like icp... lol

[lizerg700]

Snoop Frog?

[shikitokaproto]

Dat a space frog.

[atapimonocle]

MFW CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME.

[bladerunner162]

wutwutuwutwutuwutuwutuwutwut!

[xXanarchist5savageXx]

FUCK YOU KABUTO!!! YOUR JUST A WACK ASS PUNK WHO SUCKS SEAN PRICES DICK FOR SOME PRE WRITTIN BARS! THE ONLY REASON YOUR STILL IN THE GAME IS BECAUSE U GOT ASS PUMPED BY POOPY SO HE CAN WRITE ALL UR LYRICS!!!! TAKE OFF THE FUCKIN MASK SO EVERYONE CAN SEE UR FACE!!!! THE ONLY REASON U STILL WEAR IT IS CUZ UR ON THE REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER LIST!!!!

~WITH ALL MY LOVE KABUTO THE PYTHON

[9089darklord]

@xXanarchist5savageXx sorry but I think you had caps lock on

[wert727]

hahaha this is great, it sounds like SPM the mexican rapper

[MysticMonster]

After a few drinks in Omega, Shepard and Mordin will perform this.

I hope.

[Sustanaelle]

hwre can i download this

[dkamm65]

@Sustanaelle In the description that you didn't bother to read.

[Sustanaelle]

@dkamm65 there was no link when i posted this comment!!!!!!!!! thx a though:)

[ThaneKriosLover]

Chorus:

Probe away

im im im commander shepard

probe away way way

wanna see if ive got the minerals

probe away

im im commander she she shepard

probe away way way

certinaly got those mineras

[demondayzzz]

i get my scan on like a ....tampon!

[RoninKensei]

SO. MUCH. WIN.

[wookidoo]

Amazing rap - never seen (heard?) anything like it!

[Jammed9000]

Nice Snatch quote.

[TheShiroyasha]

This is something epic.

[USCGamersNetwork]

Instrumental please?

[CorRomeister]

My shep has blue & yellow gear also : D Lakers FTW

[Jazmillenium]

@CorRomeister Even tho they got swept XD

[jaraldo11]

Anyone have the instrumental version?

[Cr3581]

Im Commander Shepard and this is my favorite rap song on the citadel.

[Fr0st1989]

this is actually pretty good

[thechad899]

You've got the minerals...but we require more vespene gas!

[BlueAx]

@thechad899 And additional pylons.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@BlueAx few overlords wouldnt hurt.

[ololololololololoism]

@thechad899 What about PYLONS!?

[BlindColor360]

This is pretty solid dude. Awesome sampling, solid flow...an all around great job.

[pb19111]

58 people ran out of probes and fuel

[ChrisAlgoo]

sick beat dude, it's seriously amazing. i think your voice could be a bit louder tho

[Pokey313]

I get my scan on like a... tampon >.>

[Transmissional]

That mass effect background music there is just so pro.

[dannyboyc3po]

Fucking quality. Love the lyrics as well. Kabuto is king python.

[HardbeatAcolyte]

GET OUT.

[dragontoothdw]

This better be featured in ME3...

[gameprototype]

@dragontoothdw they already anounced mining in ME 3

[BaneOfLannister]

@dragontoothdw Yes, they'll stop everything and have a music and dance number right in the middle of the game. Because that idea worked so well in Spider-Man 3...

[Pledius]

(part 4)

she’s a skeezy ho, told the Illusive Man, he don’t believe me though

I oughta find his office, leave the geezer leaking hemoglobes (word)

although I know the brother brought me back from the dead

I feel compelled to put one in the back of his head

anyway **** the prime directive, only amateurs enforce this (aha)

I’m strip-mining planetoids, scanning for resources

racking **** from the moons, planets, and the ports

and now the Normandy is upgraded and damaging your forces

[Pledius]

(part 3)

Probe away, foes know that probing may

make me cranky, like Harkin on a sober day (okay!)

Tali’s research? ayo ****, a solar ray (yo)

I’ll take a cain to mother****ers, go straight Enola Gay (aye)

you can scan procedurally or just stop and meander (okay!)

but if it’s taking ages doggie stop with the scanner (no doubt)

you need to get a ****in’ upgrade, talk to Miranda

she’ll probably get up from her desk so you can stop for a gander

[Pledius]

(part 2)

a spectre and alliance N7 special ops (word)

some things I scan are anomalous but the rest are rocks

this **** is so boring most men’s souls would wither (okay)

yo but I ain’t tryna get my Tali’Zorah blown to smithers (aha)

no doubt, I get it in with the iridium

rhythmically clicking launch probe, tunnel vision

and I’m mining for resources with the lowliest of purposes

as I drag the scanner reticle slowly on the surface

[Pledius]

(part 1)

Peep it, I'll break it down so you can absorb it (okay)

you need to mine planets' minerals and do it from orbit (yo)

some good advice, and you're too much of a noob to ignore it (ay)

you'll get stranded with no fuel if you foolishly floor it

I used to rock microphones rhyming in a stadium (okay)

these days I launch probes mining for palladium (no doubt)

slouching at my console crying from the tedium

I contemplate relations with the slimiest of aliens

thumbs up to keep it at front

[EzeeKill2517]

I fucking love this!!

[stcroixboy1]

It's becoming quite a chore to have to keep pressing "play" every 3 minutes 31 seconds.

[Anacone]

@stcroixboy1 Just use

youtuberepeat[dot]com/watch?v=­YFCZMEwl_K8

[jackbernett]

@stcroixboy1 i wud not use that guys link if i were u

[stcroixboy1]

@jackbernett Quite a bit too late for that. Why would you not use it? It seems safe anyways.

[tigacorn]

I hate rap, like... so much. I don't know why, but for some reason this is freaking amazing.

Probably because 1) this song is epic or 2) Mass Effect is epic or 3) All of the above~! <3

[MichaWha]

Awesomely awesome !

[stcroixboy1]

I listen to this while mining in ME2 now. This is so epic!

[LightFredyDark]

where can i gets the lyrics!!!!!!

[bevlian89]

A spectre and alliance, N7 special ops

Some things I scan are anomalous, but the rest are rocks

This shit is so boring most men's souls would wither

Yo but I ain't tryna get my Tali'Zorah blown to smithers

such a sick line !

[kazoodac]

BioWare would be the kind of developer to somehow work out this song making a cameo in Mass Effect 3.

[jackbernett]

3 days until the anniversery of this song

[KotyandMax9000]

why does joker have a froggy face?

[viralhatred]

@KotyandMax9000

It's the "Get out frog"

[EphraimJWitchwood]

I came.

[LazyNinja411]

I regularly get my scan-on like a tampon, I dunno bout you guys

[goldendrago]

agreed, scanning for minerals is seriously tedious.

but the prize...

[Shrimpy253]

you just made my day

[ArchTV]

Why can I only think of Jacob leaning against the galaxy map with the mic while Grunt DJs from Shepard's private terminal when I listen to this?

[Numdenu]

That was some of the best dancing Shepard is capable of right there.

[jackbernett]

Probe away, foes know that probing may

make me cranky, like Harkin on a sober day (okay!)

Tali's research? ayo ****, a solar ray (yo)

I'll take a Cain to mother****ers, go straight Enola Gay (aye)

you can scan procedurally or just stop and meander (okay!)

but if it's taking ages doggie stop with the scanner (no doubt)

you need to get a ****in' upgrade, talk to Miranda

she'll probably get up from her desk so you can stop for a gander

she's a skeezy ho, told the Illusive Man, he don't believe me

[carmen510]

I now know why Garrus was always doing those calibrations; he could never calibrate how awesome this video is. 

[jackbernett]

@carmen510 im doing some calibrations can we talk later?

[SuperDeathgun]

This will be played every time i get my mining marathon on.

[motherfucker]

this song is bad as shit. real talk.

[BladeNecromancer]

53 people got probed for minerals.

[Indoornutt]

This is... brilliant. Simply brilliant.

[joeydestructo]

Shepard: Want to see my Lakers armor?

Joker: GET OUT

[Darth5igha]

Needs mo' cowbell!

[TheGrimkeeper90]

Joker not only has Vrolik Syndrom, but he also has the rare disorder of him turning into Slippy Toad when he does the robot. :P

[TempestDust]

@TheGrimkeeper90 Starmass Foxeffect

[sherbertpi9]

so cool, should add EDIs line 'now probing Uranus' ROTF LOL

[reg074]

Fuckin bad ass

[AlexB1001]

KABUTO, PUT THIS SONG ON ITUNES

IT WILL GET YOU MORE RICH THAN MINING EVERY PLANET IN MASS EFFECT 2

[NonstopRam]

really good sound actually. Adendum: WARNING! YOU MAY BECOME ADDICCTED TO CAPS AND BAD SPELLING!

[GaryTheGrandpa]

This beat is so fucking sick.

Mass effect 2 is one of the best games ever made. Iam digging the fuck out of this.

[8y0lk]

LOL.serice ice brandy BITCH!!!

[AsylumInsane]

This would be better if you used more than one clip.

[AltFireSucker]

50 people would prefer a Justin Bieber remix.

[zigmidge]

I love you, man

[Matt561]

this is fantastic, not just as a mass effect rap but just in general. As a mass effect rap best song based on that game ever!!!

[eran5005]

Corporal Jenkins would say on this song: "THAT WAS AWESOME!!!"

too bad he to die 2 minutes into his first mission ever :P

Seriously man, that WAS awesome :)



[RobCoxxy]

@ReksMin0rity "Really, Commander?"

[karakurawhite]

Even his name is in caps xD

[nickteezy408]

mmm that tommy sample from the movie snatch.

[KPABULL]

This one of many of KAPUTO THE BYTHON's terrible songs--a good kind of terrible. I recommend his shit to all pubescent dudes.

[darthriper]

This song works great while scaning for minerals thanks for making that part of the game just a little less boring KABUTOTHEPYTHON

[lazyman16]

It'd be nice to see something other than Joker spazzing out for three-and-a-half minutes, but I wish I could download this song! Wicked stuff!

[RogerBroomfield]

@lazyman16 There's a free download link in the info box underneath the video.

[Arzaker]

ive had enough of your disengenous assertions

[jackbernett]

@Arzaker *punch*

[Gasfiend]

YOU HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL!

[Lordofthedonut]

@kinghomsar HEY YO SUCK ON THIS ITS EPIC

[EthanFranceschi]

this hurts you

[XxCokaineXx]

get my scan on like a tampon

[jackbernett]

im commander shepard and IMA FIRING MA PROBES!

[leeron111]

"Really.. Commander..?"

[jackbernett]

@leeron111 "Probing...Uranus"

[SouthParkMGT]

Damn, I always hate rap. But I just freakin' love this song, don't know why.

[nikeskater416]

@SouthParkMGT

Minus the goofy raping, this is what a real good hip hop beat sounds like. I recommend you do a little underground hip hop research.

[PEDSuit]

@nikeskater416

What you said, this is actually a really good song, any chance you can release a version without the rapping?

Don't get me wrong, the rapping is funny, but this is a good song in it's own right.

[zeeero]

@nikeskater416 Raping? I think you were watching a different video man. Better do some spelling research.

[nikeskater416]

@zeeero

OHHH NOES I FORGOT THE EXTRA P I HAVE THE GRAMMAR OF A 7 YEAR OLD.

By the way, it should be "different video, man", unless a "video man" is some sort of object I've never heard of. Douche.

[Faffel]

@nikeskater416 super video man... games

[Bibazavr]

Is there a FLAC version of the song ?

[nik224ify]

fck retarded serious really cmon cant do better?

[GortokTheDestroyer]

Man, this shit is worse than Ghetto Vader.

[Zzulu2]

launching probe

[PK1312]

So, i hate rap. I really, really hate rap. Of every type.

But i love this.

[mistakrunk]

@PK1312 Then....you don't hate rap?

[PK1312]

@mistakrunk I don't hate this song. :D

[CoCoSkol]

@mistakrunk I think likes the Mass Effect theme more then the actual beat

[miah0kun]

HOLY FUCK FULL VERSION

ESHHHHAYZ

[SleepyTheNinja]

Fuckin' love you Kabuto!

[BADASSMANDO]

"Because I'm the fuckin' space man."

This should be the credits song for the rumored Mass Effect movie.

[Velocinox]

Rap is to Music, as Mime is to Theater.

[TH89]

@Velocinox you are to youtube comments as ebola is to the human physiology

[pyramidheadkitten9]

38 people actually enjoy the mining minigame.

[Shemfreedom]

I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite song on Youtube.

[Darrkdude65]

lmao, "I get my scan on like a tampon" XD

[CarlosIsDown]

*clicks on linke* *views video* . . . I have detected an anomaly.