The Lonely Hearts Club

[Jebbernot]

ane i was looking for the club song misery loves company and ran across this lil gem

lmfao

[Jebbernot]

lol becky is probably a crack whore by now

[Jebbernot]

haaaaaaaa thats funny as fuck!!!!!!!!! lmao dude u made my night

[aswtx75]

when i was 6 there was a girl i was crushing on named Melony (part of the attraction was her name reminded me of marshmellows!). my mom, not realising how fragile my ego was, decided to dress me up in a suit and have me hand deliver chocolate and a neckless to my love at school on valentines. i remember awkwardly giving this stuff to her and walking off. my heart was crushed when the next day she showed up to school without the neckless i got her. i was a sensitive child. i probably still am.

[endlessjoe]

We're all sensitive children, I think. It's the impetus for all the neuroses and weird hidden issues that are mandatory in adults. I think the only callous children end up mutilating small animals and grow up either in jail, addicted to meth, or generally loveless.

Good story, by the way. Thanks for sharing!

[TheLatinking332]

yo man i know how you fell

[faelismaegnus]

I had a handful o' heartbreak. I used to love a green-eyed lassie named Shawna at Eaton Park Elementary school. I lost track of her and fell for a girl named Cindy who I wrote letters too but never spoke to face to face. She never wrote back. I wrote "I Love Cindy" in pencil on the front of the High School (metal window frame) and the principal found me and made me erase it all. Then I fell in love with a lady named Amanda. She wasn't faithful to NOBODY. I laid on the blacktop, moaned at stars.

[endlessjoe]

I, too, dated an Amanda and Shawna. The blacktop and I ... well, we're friends as well.

[faelismaegnus]

Of course the blacktop therapy only works in the summer on dry evenings after sunset. It's so warm and giving!

[czmma]

baths are pretty wonderful right? I feel it, about Becky Becky Becky. damn her, how could she?

I will never forget the 7 year old break up I had. It was devastating. I felt horrible. And years later, I still wondered about it.

[endlessjoe]

I think that's the age when your psyche is fully in bloom, and ready to be crushed. It's a good warm-up for the rest of life, really. But, plus crayons.

[Paigeicleyocho]

beautiful. =)

[daajkoot99]

but then again maybe Becky's this hot amazing babe

[TUESDAYIMFADINGX]

plate therapy does wooooonders

<3

[sandisocean]

I love your mom. 

Coping tools. Make friends with ceramic artists. :}

Hope you're well.

[iamnotapoet]

Mr. Joe, Sweetie & i have patents pending on BEDvlogs but i think you could start and patent TUBvlogs. We loved it. And we also were amused because at the National Poetry Slam Sweetie & I did BedVlogs with National Slam legends. Our team was jealous and shot some Tubvlogs in the Madison, WI hotels.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[AsertyDances]

Ah yes, the bathroom chronicles punctuated by the naked burp. Great editing surrounding the Becky now. And your mom knew about a broken heart, her way of handling yours was really understanding.

And I like to call it tubey therapy, it's an excellent way to deal with all life's issues. My current project... the emo files.

[jennor81]

lol- i like ur video styles- interesting and wuite entertaining-

[xvxchronoxvx]

:( that's right...just burp it aaalll out.

[toastypuffgoodness]

Why can't our hearts be as resistant as the enamel on the plates?

[NDxDMB]

Do you know how hard it is to break an entire cupboard full of paper plates?

the last 5 seconds were quite enjoyable for my lady parts.

I hope your heart heals well Joseph

[endlessjoe]

I respect the tenacity involved in paper plate shattering. You ... are a soldier. Or even a "soulja" as the kids say.

Thanks for the kind words, lady. The psychic band-aid has been applied.

[magaliciously]

Wow.

[donkeyjune]

heheeh... pussy. heart youuuuu

[politichick]

Good vid, Joe. I can relate. Seems like now that I'm a little older, heartbreak has less anger and more sadness, and I honestly wish her well. Or maybe the difference is that it's my call this time. I think she'll be the one smashing plates. Does this mean I'm going to get herpes?

Your mom is the coolest, by the way.

[Bree5]

That Becky!...what a Bitch!! ;) Your mom rules by the way! :) too cool

[dickponderous]

Bukaki video with homeless men!!!  Hilarious!

[BadAlsGhost]

Now that's how to make a video!

[willyafrodardar]

Becky...future tramp. Hope things get better for you, Joe. Much love.

[chadpro2005]

heartbreaks suck... but they have there own way of fadeing away in time! just hang in there its goes away as u know...this is the worst part.

[Stefaneedee]

Your mother sounds cool as hell. Have you ever thought about putting her in a video?

[estabutta]

they all seem to blur together but in the middle they're concentrated into a well carved scar that has had the blade of rejection run through it many o times ... (gah okay slyvia plath) sorry about that. i get a lil carried away sometimes

[mikesadick]

Girls like Becky are like a box of old plates but if you break them in the driveway it just makes a bigger mess. Put them out in the trash where they belong!

Not to rub salt in the wound but I saw Becky the other day. She won the lottery and she is smokin hot. lol

[aproxxy]

sounds like Becky might wind up with more crabs than Ocean City.

ah well, that's why they invented Pink Floyd albums & put hoods on Camaros, so we can lay on them & stare up at the sky & ask "why".

My heartbreaks are legion.

[aeseeke]

The burp at the end said it all. I feel ur pain bruda man

[Ellvanda]

heartbreaks sux. smashing plates is always fun. i still luvs ya Joe ;)

[IXGertXI]

If I knew then.... Joe... You're my hero, and your mom's wicked cool too.

;)

Gert

[speppers]

oh my god endlessjoe was all hot and sexual in his bathtub.....and he was naked. cause you know that's how people take baths. unless they are drunk but i don't think you were. hung over from heartbreak maybe. you were naked. as naked as michael phelps winning the gold and then some. yep. naked.

but really. becky's kids do not eat their vegetables.

[endlessjoe]

I was wearing slacks and Italian leather shoes in the tub. It is my way.

[IamTDF]

Even though I am sorry about your heart break, the ending really made me laugh.

Oh and... you looked hot.. in the tub.

[hadrians]

i love this vid fyi.

[XxPnuemaxX]

I love "I bet Becky..." You have an awesome Mom. Becky is a skank...

[endlessjoe]

Ha. Indeed. I'm willing to bet she's been a barnacle on the hull of many a heart. Mine just happened to be the inaugural one.

[Genn333]

This was really good, I liked the story and how you told it. Plus, the ending was great with the burp. Love and heartache is never the same no matter how many times you go through it, that's what keeps it beautiful and mysterious. You never know what you're going to get and how it'll end up changing your life.

[CanadianNinjaMonkey]

I hope your life stops sucking Satan's ass soon. :(

[fightmyeyes]

Joe, I bet Becky does have herpes now. If not, I can give her the phone number of one of my exes, and we'll set that up for ya. ;)

[endlessjoe]

:)

I'm willing to bet she has mecha-herpes. BIONIC herpes.

[fightmyeyes]

Then I should still give her my ex's number, just in case he only has a conventional case.

[RealDeadOne]

Joe, this is my favorite video of yours ever I think. 'Cept maybe DEES GUYS.

[1650million]

I have a hard time believing that moms that cool actually exist.

The story is good, though.

[endlessjoe]

Oh, believe it. My mom is an old, eccentric hippie. She's responsible for much of my weirdness. I love that little lady.

[1650million]

I´m afraid I´m inclined to believe you, I guess I was mostly trying to shield myself against my own mom´s suckiness.

I´m completely ready to accept your "weirdness", though (As long as we can agree you´re also a lucky guy, if just for the aforementioned mom... :)

I´m just a different kind of "weird".

Take care, friend.

[reshmecka]

loves a kick in the teeth babe *kotc* hate to see you sad.. dont really have anything to share that would cheer you up my break up stories still bug me. i hope you feel better soon my reccomendation go to salvation army and buy some cheap plates and start smashin' :) Becca

[glttrgrlTD]

Joe, I feel ya dude. I should post a video about what I did after my first heartbreak...rather violent. Too bad I didn't have plates. Very touching video.

[claushah]

Wow! How incredibly awesome of your mother. Do you now have "anger" issues, where when you get emotional you need to break something?

Great video. =-)

[endlessjoe]

Nah, I've gotten better over the years. There have been minimal broken plates ... or bones. Just a wake of hearts, it seems.

[tnvincesanity]

Joe, you sir need more plates, awesome video..

[edepew83]

poor joe.

[Kertrats47]

Amazing. So simple, but what an amazing video. Love the story.

[endlessjoe]

Thanks, compadre.

[Aember25]

Lmfao I so favorited this video

[JehriLeigh]

Your mom is awesome. I loved that story.

[21stCenturyCat]

if only Becky knew how much she had affected you at such a young age.

it took me ages to pluck up the courage to ask out a girl at school... she said no. 20 years later and 2 weeks ago I asked a 2nd girl out (I had 2 serious relationships during this time but both were the result of drunken nights out where I never had to 'formally' ask them out i.e. it just happened), this one said yes. It's been a long 20 years... learn from my experience and get back on that bike as soon as possible.

[endlessjoe]

You, my friend, are a warrior.

[mattydub1]

Joe, I just signed in for the first time in a long time, and I'm so glad I did.

This was genius on many levels hombre...

I'm gonna spread it through the interwebs like the herpes you hope becky has.

I may have to make a response as well, I have alot on this topic at the moment...

[cerebulon]

Yeah, I remember my first love. It was kindergarten and her name was Amy. She was this beautiful little Asian girl and that's why I had to stab her repeatedly with my pencil.  They removed me from the school and started me in therapy soon afterwards, but I have a special place in my heart for Amy. Maybe I'll look her up some day. My No.2 Husky is nice and sharp Amy. I've kept it all these years just for you.

[endlessjoe]

That's not lead poisoning .... it's love poisoning. I hope she can recognize the difference.

[jennfabulous]

hey tubmaster, little known fact, becky's great uncle is "the guy" and he mistakes her for david duke sometimes.

also, it would have really added if you had some toys in the tub... like a little duck or a GI Joe or something.

*muah* later.

[xqxballx69x]

Dude what happened? Are you okay?

[endlessjoe]

I thrive on :)