How To Quit Ur Job At Wal-Mart

[dalektaliban]

WATCH OUT GUYS WERE DEALING WITH A BADASS OVER HERE

[chemical331]

Like a Boss.

[Uvi91]

Wal-Mart is not always the best place for shopping including perfume. I find better deals for a few bucks more on a collection, as opposed to one bottle of fragrance, at TJ Maxx and Marshalls. Ross is pretty good too.

[gdelirium454]

There is a reason you work at WALMART; it's because you are like the 3/4 of American population: uneducated and unemployable.

[LostMySauce]

What?



[BoldlyPoliPranks]

lmfao phuckin hilarious bro! check out my pranks im subbin u.

[TheAxelMan100]

Love how he's cussing out a storm and I hear little children in the background XD

[frostedflakescrew]

he quit like a boss

[finner441]

ummm................i think he got fired lmao

[PJBearstein]

You misspelled "your," learn to spell.

[NonstopRam]

STOP! You violated the Law! Pay Walmart a fine or prepare to work for free. I will be confiscating any stolen goods you have!

[lightdog100]

well thats one way of lossing a job and not getting a other one

[patriotofliberty1776]

This looks good on a resume. ROFL

[NeKoShinn666]

*gets on annoucer.* Hello every one, Welcome to wallmart. Get your shit n get out.

[ChunkyCookieChip]

@NeKoShinn666 You stole that from Jeff Dunham hahaha

[NeKoShinn666]

@ChunkyCookieChip ikr :D

[PrincessChi]

-- wow your cool

[jontv4]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 yo u posted this commet of yours like on 50 other videos cut it out

[plentymoons]

this is actually why we took down the phones at work D:

[gumbykid314]

@plentymoons No that was because of the "all black people leave the store"

[akapunishment]

When you consider all the things you could have done that would be funny, ... it's sad that you post this as if you had succeeded.

[loner1878]

I would have died laughing if I had been in that Wal-Mart. Kudos.

[missygirllikespain]

Damn, i should have done something better, I just stopped showing up. WALMART WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL!!!!!

[Kenzofeis]

To quit Wal-Mart you first need to find it's heart.

[alexanderkendrick]

@Kenzofeis its in the back by the tvs!

[Kenzofeis]

@alexanderkendrick But it is a mirror. Profound, really.

[alexanderkendrick]

@Kenzofeis YOU ME AND EVERYBODY ARE WALMART :O

[brian1414]

good shit, fuck the haters

[jdizzle1337]

I just reported you to the Department of Homeland Security. What you did 4 years ago was uncalled for.

[sethhero]

i thought it was pretty good

[flyingpig295]

the best part of this video is at 0:23

[Kastrenzo74]

Sporting goods Associate works in the Lego isle. riiigh

[rustyeffect]

its kinda fucked that you were cursing over the intercom when there was kids around. you are a complete faggot

[jnp0716]

No rehire for THAT GUY

[SarahJDubya]

Haha you could hear kids in the background! Their ears have been violated. lol

[rickboykingkok]

fuck yea!!!! fuck yea!!!!!! hahahaha

[piratestation69]

fake

[ddrmaxman]

@piratestation69 I can't believe you seriously said that.

[tlv156]

@ddrmaxman I can't believe you seriously said that, about that.

[ddrmaxman]

@tlv156 I can't believe you said that, about me saying that, about you saying that other thing.

[tlv156]

@ddrmaxman You saying this, about me saying that, was all correct, except I didn't actually say that other thing. Therefore you are incorrect sir. Peace out.

[ddrmaxman]

@tlv156 Aha! Actually, you're wrong about not saying that other thing you claim to not have said. Therefore it is you who are incorrect sir, good day!

[GasCityGuy]

(sarcasm font engaged)  I'm very certain that he will be a successful associate at his next 5 jobs as well

[MissAngel15963]

Like a baws!!

[rszabo526]

if you lsiten you can hear it,LAWL!

[WildRedRose123]

lol nice man! XD need a better microphone tho :)

[Livereater00]

couldn't hear it. epic fail.

[InglebertHumperdink1]

@Livereater00 turn up your speakers man.

[ErickGoDude]

haha

[Proud2BeAPirate]

Rehearse it next time.

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

Ooooh illiterate tough guy.

[MoonCresent13]

wow gotta remember that one

[minamiwoah]

lol realy funny

[visor109]

"Ur" not going to get another job, if you don't know how to spell.

[Minecraftawesomenes1]

@visor109 He knows how to spell, it's just a shorter way to say "Your". Don't make absolutely pointless comments like that.

[a7xforeverism]

what did he say???

[Embalmer2011]

Can't even hear it. UP THE SOUND

[KiriouSs]

he act like some wannabe james bond lol..

[MrSpearchucker1]

Not so cool considering there were kids in the store.

[SkullyProductionsInc]

@MrSpearchucker1

If you honestly think kids dont know that language by age 5, you must be 4.

[MrSpearchucker1]

@SkullyProductionsInc Not really. But, I am a parent who cares what my kids hear.

[SkullyProductionsInc]

@MrSpearchucker1

Guess its time for homeschooling.

[chrisdesuyo]

omg this kid is a no life scum of the earth! people like this idiot make america look bad.

[O1dGreg]

speak up pussy

[crainey16]

what is the number you dial for intercom?

[MrJuijk]

@crainey16 star167

[fordwillkillyou]

@crainey16 You don't need to know. Get a life.

[1212christi]

dud litter kids r in that stor!!!

[leonkenndy35]

@1212christi L2 spell

[97scowny]

that made me laugh so hard... at how pathetic you are

[torontobills]

Now you can make $1.25 in prison mopping flooring, jackass

[jimmartin516655]

when i worked at walmart i made $8/hr. when i quit i had a job lined up making $12/hr.

i stood in the middle of customer service and told the store manager to f**k himself and have never felt any remorse. anyone that has never worked at walmart has no idea how poorly the management treats their employees and runs the store. i once walked into a room where one of the managers was sleeping and was able to clean around her without waking her up.

[trigun890]

@jimmartin516655 i do i had a lady think i worked there cause i was wearing blue shirt and tan pants she came up and said wtf do you think your doing get back to work i turned around and said do what? her face turned bright red she said im very very very sorry about that sir. the thing is she was a hot so i couldn't be mean back lol

[NormanRB]

LAME!!! Nice that you announced vulgarity over the entire store where people bring their kids, douche!

[gummoboy333]

@NormanRB oh please! kids hear one thing its in and out of there little brains in 2 secs, I REALLY don't think the guy did any harm!!!

[NormanRB]

@gummoboy333 Ok, I am a small business owner and in todays economy every customer who comes through my door counts as a sale to keep me running. If I had an employee come in and say this same type of crap to my customers (especially since a lot of them know our employees) it could potentially affect my business. Please look at it from that perspective. Perhaps a customer or two after this complained to management about the easy use of their intercom? All I'm saying.

[gummoboy333]

@NormanRB yeah but for all you know maybe the other workers at walmart were shitty people and this guy got fed up with it, so maybe we should start treating the employees better and they won't do this?!There's a tip from me to you if you wanna help keep your "small business" alive...I don't know what else to tell you!

[NormanRB]

@gummoboy333 I agree with treating employees great. I give our employees a check for 5% of their salary each year. I'm saying don't include the customers in on the negativity. If you are fed up, speak your mind to the employee(s) that you're fed up with but not to the customers. Be professional. The next person who walks around the corner to see you doing your prank may be someone you know and respect or a future employer. What do you think that'll do for their respect towards you?

[gummoboy333]

@NormanRB I agree 100% I myself wouldn't do it But I can find it funny on the other hand, I just say this cause walmart has a very bad reputation for treating there employees...

[2fast4u410]

Dude they have cameras all over Walmart u know but still funny

[uploaded113redone]

@2fast4u410 oh heres a fun fact only half of those cameras work you just gotta know the right order.. i also worked there and stole just enough shit to make it worth my time. and if you ever put in your notice they will give you all the shittiest jobs in the store they can find

[0verload]

lol, nice! As for the stereotyping idiots out there who assume that just because he works at walmart that he can't do any better. How the fuck do you know? For all you know hes got a good job lined up and this was his way of getting out of quitting and having a little fun at the same time. There are very few people who haven't had a shitty job like this at some point in their life...You have to start somewhere, and how many others would of loved to give their boss a piece of mind at some point?

[GSXRxxACE]

lmaoo

[TheJazmynPuma]

My psycho ex-roommate worked at Walmart.. 'nough said..

[0225adrian]

@macaroniman2000 oh whatever those children probably know them already and if not you know their going to hear them some way or another.!

[getalife67]

The managers at walmart are so stupid, my hamster can run things better lol.

[gwallace12664]

He thinks working at the gas station is going to be any better?

[macaroniman2000]

I know its pays bad, but come on people think of the children before you say the curse words. I mean really, your grown up and can think for yourself, use common sense.

[Ferrari360Spyder]

Like a BOSS!

[Zer0PrideWorldWide]

i just quit my walmart position aswell, probably the worst company to work for, you get treated like shit for a horrible wage.

[jtp1389]

That would have been a lot funnier if it was a lot funnier.

[penorianfury]

@jtp1389 It would have been a lot funnier if his voice wasn't quivering like a scared little girl...

[helloimmrpossum]

im dissapointed... it was a good idea... poor execution... you should have done something clever.

[RFWUSA]

ok to quit over intercom, but should have let foul language out

[Firearrow83]

The problem with Whinny Americans my age now days is you are unable to put up and deal with the mangers that are assholes. You work for a company for more then a year, and then you to will understand why they are crabby, one is because they have to keep training whining ungrateful bitches, who are lazy and quite two months into working.

[deanml116]

@Firearrow83 Or it could be because you work your ass off everyday for those two months and all they do is keep treating you even more like shit. What happens when all the managers are assholes? I've been whined to by managers more than any other person in a store. When you get treated like a dog the only option is to get your payback.

[Firearrow83]

@deanml116 Life is a bitch, eh? Pay back could be by working really hard, getting above them, and firing them, keyword, work.

[deanml116]

@Firearrow83 Not so easy when the assholes are the ones who have to promote you. No sense in staying somewhere that you can't possibly move up.

[Firearrow83]

@deanml116 Takes time to make relationships, keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer. If you found a better job, I am happy for you. Gotta take the good with the bad.

[xXTwinBladezXx]

this video is fake, just like the condom your dad forgot to use

[Blahblobify]

I worked at Walmart for two weeks, quit because the managers are total dicks.

[ChaseTerrier]

@Blahblobify Maybe the managers were total dicks because you were a total idiot!!!

[DemoTragedyRecordZ]

lol Like It I Think The Dislikes Is Cus Of The Volume

[Gakknor2]

Speak up; I couldn't hear you clearly with my volume all the way up.

[steven121290]

if you want people to treat you with more respect, let me give you a free advice. become someone respectable.

genius isn't it?

[autobotgodzilla]

Wow

[ThePrincessdi]

omfg...did he say "suck it bitches"?...ha ha....lol

[squarebust21]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Sherpaful]

I was a sporting goods associate about 10 years ago and this is how I went out "Suck it bitches!"

[bubsadoozy]

@Sherpaful 10 years and for all that you go 0 references. Nice fucking job buddy, no wonder you work at a Wal-Mart.

[ahhAhahahaahhah]

@bubsadoozy If Walmart is your reference you already have problems :P

[thekiller98ful]

@Sherpaful oh i thought i was about to witness an arrow to the knee joke

[650jdb]

@thekiller98ful You were. Until you took an arrow to the knee.

[brad8taylor]

@650jdb i bet you were gonna say something clever but you took an arrow to the knee huh lol.

[SantaAnaRoadWildman]

cant hear

[ninendowii2000]

1 week after the heart attack* forgot to point that out 

[ninendowii2000]

you know what while my mom was workin at walmart she had a heart attack 1 week after they decide to move her to the busiest time of the day! , thats how bad walmart treats their employees my mom left quit id advise any one w health conditions dont work there , theyll work ya to the bone

[xabncrazii3x]

Funniest part was the way he said " and he's ready to get the f*ck out" HAHA!

[tweekin001]

YOUR

[chucknorrisgawd]

he obviously doesn't work there, just a prank

[loltotallyrolled25]

@chucknorrisgawd than how did he know the pager code?? haha

[chucknorrisgawd]

@loltotallyrolled25 lots of people know the pager code it's just #96....not exactly a big secret.

[Xerock]

@loltotallyrolled25

He wasn't on the pager. He was just talking into the receiver.

[mert828]

If only I had supersonic hearing...

[ManleyStanley3]

@mert828 then and only then would the volume be up to a whisper..

[halfhumanhalfzombie]

Zac Efron lookalike with a better personality.

[paintballgundown8]

walmart managers, (full managers not shift managers) earn anywhere from 75-100k a year salary

[geekchic123]

I feel bad 4 all the little kids that were like... What does suck it mean mommy?!

[babiboib7]

@cdm0014 ,,is u serious??...wth,,

[epanecka]

You are my hero



[Impalacp78]

LMMFAO

[cdm0014]

i told the managers at walmart that i quit but im still on the schedule, wtf.

[CatoptricCistula]

@cdm0014 They probably wanted to show you not coming in for work, so that if you had to claim you were let go they could use the attendance tracking against you so that you wouldn't claim unemployment benefits. This company will try to set you up to their advantage, and is only concerned with how it looks on the outside. It's a corrupt Barnum and Bailey type place full of absurdity and nonsense.

[FoxHoundUnit89]

can't hear shit.

[KTMBOY1112]

You my friend are awesome

[tttc]

This is just childish and irresponsible. Once they get some more experience, they won't hate their job so much.

[FoxHoundUnit89]

@tttc No, not quite, walmart is garbage.

[ifdreamscouldnut]

@tttc and you my friend, are simply a buzzkill.

[1smith07]

Don't let the falling prices hit you on the way out.

[busspuppy]

I work at walmart, and the managers are cool. They tell me to take extra breaks all the time, and they come ask me at least once a day how I am doing and what I need help with.

[BetaMaster100]

DUDE!!!!! There are KIDS in there!!! you're a creep!

[DXFan1269]

@BetaMaster100 DUDE!!!!! Youre a PUSSY!!! take it like a man!

[iggyman91]

HAah nice man! I shoulda done this when I worked at Meijers...

[DHAROKTHEGOD]

lol

[alakbakbak]

@DHAROKTHEGOD shut the fuck up

[DHAROKTHEGOD]

LOL

[DHAROKTHEGOD]

Lawl LOL

[JeremiahhhL]

@frosty1433 why dont you bend over and let the man play puppet with your homofag self a little moar plz?

[odanaga]

Couldn't hear shit.

[frosty1433]

that's not cool you piece of shit... it's cool to go on the intercom, but I'd beat the shit up through your mouth for swearing where women and children can hear.

[teecarr98]

Awesome!

[mgrande11]

I call BS, i bet he was talking to a dial tone.

[secksivn]

@mgrande11 You here the echo in the store :)

[GanjaFarmer760]

cat even hear, that was a waste of your time

[KGEuronotus]

I used to read the top comments... Until they became paragraphs...

[MBJB07]

Why were you whispering, you little bitch? Because you knew someone in the store would have kicked your punk ass. Typical bitch move....

[xxunxnamedxx1]

@MBJB07 haha exactly what i was just thinking! :P

[secksivn]

@MBJB07 Like you would do it? LOL

[southiebysouthend]

dude you're awesome! 

[bartman464]

cant be any worse than hyvee.

[mrsleep0000]

I've had a ton of jobs that just don't make it on to my resume anymore.

I have never had problems with jobs where i was fired or a I just walked out. I just leave them off, and then if anyone ask about the gap, I say something like a took a break to travel the world, or try to get my band famous, or something like that.

This stuff doesn't follow you around forever like people want you to think. They just say that cause they want you to be as boring and scared as they are.

[Kaisarfire]

When HR calls an ex employer, all they can say was that he worked there. They cannot mention anything else. This kid is stupid, though, and a future employer CAN find this floating on the internet and fire the little dumbass. Hope the 15 seconds of fame was worth it.

[barnabyjones786]

The way I quit was I called the hotline to report my absence said it was for a family grievance called the store told them everyone in my house died and never came back. Fuck walmart.

[SquuirTuL]

The 80s called. They want that kid that looks like hes from the 80s back.

[winkledorf17]

I love Wal-mart, it's open 24/7! :D It makes my life so much better

[BaronVonYiffington]

You'll regret this later in life. When you apply for real jobs in the future, have fun explaining to interviewer why you thought this was appropriate and okay to do in a work environment.

There's really nothing you can say that will make it okay, especially if you try to lie and they just end up calling your old boss.

[earthlingmike1]

@BaronVonYiffington Assuming he was there for the 3 months that is probably Walmart's average turnover rate, he could just not mention that he ever worked there.

[BaronVonYiffington]

@earthlingmike1 You can't just "not mention" you didn't work there on a resume. When a background check is performed on your social security number, every where you have worked is listed because of tax purposes.

[AbramVersion1]

i have no idea what you said, its way too quiet, i heard the f word in there tho

[4evafreedom]

granted its funny, and a great way to quit, but you could hear a child in the ambience of the video, and im sure there were a few parents who were just disgusted by that, only problem i had with the video

[anthonyfdevito]

@4evafreedom I agree with you. Children should never have to be exposed to that language and there are other options to achieve satisfaction from quitting. However, I believe the commercialization, advertisements, and other techniques that are used by multi million dollar corporations like wall mart, McDonald's, and others are much more damaging influences on how children think. If a parent wanted to protect their kid they should not let them even watch tv or bring them into a wall mart.

[Alicenotinchains]

@anthonyfdevito I disagree about bringing children into Wallmart. The ones I'm familar with are usually family friendly. The problem one is usually exposed to seems to be mean spirited or obscene talking associates. Lastly, the management or corporate mentality & how things are managed (like low wages, direspect, etc) probally contribute to quality, as well as, quality of life of applicants. In the end...consumers command every market. I for example choode Loews over Home Depot b/c politics

[anthonyfdevito]

@Alicenotinchains Valid point. I disagree as to what is "family friendly" because the influences advertisers use to take advantage of children in my opinion is not(I know that is being picky). One of my best friends works there because her parents won't pay for her education and her parents make too much for her to get financial aid. She says a good part of there employees have bad attitudes and you are right that is due to "how things are managed (like low wages, direspect, etc)".

[camador34]

i love how clean he said dat shit XD hahah

[Sterben10]

im 16 and i applied there. was that a good idea?