Re: Bad X-Factor Auditions

[1foreveryoungD]

Uncle Simon U R HILARIOUS

[thecolaratlady]

More like the world isnt ready for him yet lol

[thecolaratlady]

I liked the 4th person, and Sharon is a juvenile, immature, possibly drunk or on some serious drugs idiot

[thecolaratlady]

the person @ 2:29, she is 1 hell of a scary, no talent weirdo

[leylajessel]

did the mexican one make it

[RandomVsRandom101]

3 is scary with thoughs eyes

[nerdflanders8710]

the first one sounds like somehting monty python would do.

[mistyka80]

Absolutely useless....Hahahahaha

[MsBean02]

I feel like the cowgirl is seeing into my soul!

[olesya999]

...But John Lennon is dead!...

I know but I've done the impossible!...

the whole conversation is utterly obnoxious yet priceless! LOL

[1DTWJLS]

first dude had a tang of david bowie!!!!!!!!!! but really really bad lol

[animelover5076]

i liked Liz, she was a good sport :) stightly odd but in the words of alice "all the best people are"

[dancingnancy09]

kareoke for the deaf

[knightscribe7]

Wait...was the last guy just mouthing along to the radio at first?

[RsHelpNpvp]

3's actually not bad

[wobbawobba147]

1st = B52's LOL

[pq02lamzo]

I'm not sure all of these bad auditions make sense. Are you really going to tell me that the ppl that couldn't sing on a Jr. High stage actually manage to find their way in front of judges that are household names? You're seriously telling me they don't have screeners for that?

[pq02lamzo]

The girl with the black hat wasn't too horrible a singer.  But yeah, she would scare the audience away.

[ElvisRocksVinyl]

The judges really act like children at times it's so funny :)

[RockinRythems101]

Tharown is how she pronounces Sharon at 4:39 haha

[rainbowkiss100]

that second act... those guys will not lose their virginity after this.

[ourtortsystem]

@0:53

"SHaron think about this"

He influenced her opinion, that was uncalled for.

[neila110]

"do you think it's funny? Because its awful" thats what my teachers say to me almost every day

[aurelius903]

Creepy

[iamaveryuglyboy]

3:51

[jimjim506]

on the second one... why is he on the floor ?

[juliaviolin23]

John Lennon sang with me bahaha

[ImvuVideosVEVO]

4:15 you very bold ah hahah

[ImvuVideosVEVO]

4:16 you very bold ah hahah

[rockies74]

I couldn't stop laughing at that red heads thick British accent. It was hilarious! I'm sorry but she's such a buffoon!

[MJNSEIFER]

Whatever you think of X-Factor as a show - it was better when there was no music in the auditions. Someone could sing a song so strange or one that didn't suit them at all, and the Judges wouldn't know what was coming - it was funnier then. Now the judges know what song's coming.

[SamiraBalley]

2:22 not bad... but her eyes... what is that?

[mega1Axelle]

The first guy is so cute. He reminds me of my ex

[ApExPrEdAtOr01]

I would tell tht red headed bitch straight

[AradRoxurworld12]

Im not spanish but its kinda true Kitteh :p

[KattenTehKitten]

U know what all'ya judges? Why are you laughing at that poor Spanish girl? It's not funny to laugh at someone just cuz' they have the "thickest Spanish accent" in their singing. Why don't you guys sing while WE laugh at you? Thumbs up if you agree

[CityOnaHillStudios]

the girl taht sang over the rainbow was so adorable. and her voice was so sweet. I love her.

[mremile72]

3.45 looks like serial killer

[KaiAquila]

"I'm gonna say yes." "Oh for christs sake!" *Loui cracks up* ^^

[gosushigo97]

i LOVE how they got "the only three/free" to say USELESS!!!! :P

[TheXlurve]

I seriously cracked up at the last man LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!!!!!!!!!! "I sang the first verse and John Lennon sang the chorus" LOLOLOLOL!!!

[ronnylonful]

group 6=they are as bad as they are ugly

[rachelkiers]

240 p, we meet agaain

[TheTradge]

that group after "magic" bloke were TERRIBLE!! and sounded a wee bit like a dalek!

[manoman0]

that spanisch girl was awesome...

[Nafstar4Ever]

SHAROON! LMAO

[s1rmarcos]

Sharon's laugh is awesome lol

[ThreeLions89]

I really really like that Penelope... no talent but great personality...the kind of person you`d like to work with :D

[djswagstep]

LOL that spanish girl is fit! :D

[KarinaAleaseho469]

hehe like romantic nights

[allhobsessed]

cow lady wasn't THAT bad but her eyes were pretty scary

[IamDaN00b]

"Your going to sing with john lennon?" "Do you know john lennon?" "Obviously not.." "He's dead loui" LOLOLOLOL douche move.. LOL

[FrancescaLa86]

did she say 'you're barking'? how rude!

[deborah8576]

the guy at the end......mad as a bloody march hare lol

[rebelsoul0789]

That cow girl scared the shit out of me with her eyes

[koolkatkkkkk]

WTF Is He Doing O.o

[goodbyeourdarlings]

I feel as if the first chick is looking in to my soul *cold chill*

[ICantBeFaged]

thats how david bowie sings...... david is awesome

[Metalgearaxel]

"Do you know John Lennon?" "of course not!" "he's dead louey....." lmao

[YurikoJimmiezq300]

mmh and get hot with me

[beaneybow]

Her eys are scary

[djswagstep]

@beaneybow witch eyes!

[SpookMouse]

That 4th girl is so sweet. I love how she's not offended by Sharon laughing at her accent. She's adorable.

[AmbreyahDetBitch]

Lmfao the 1st audition

[MrKevdog123]

Why do they put people like that on their as they have 2 do this in front of other people 1st wwwwwhhhhyyy

[Chipmunkbabexoxo]

The guy that can't memorize lyrics should have auditionned with Barbra Streisand by Duck Sauce. The only thing the song says is "Barbra Streisand! OOHWOO OOHWOO OOHWOO...."

[MichelleTwinky]

for me-hey-hey XD ROFL @ THE FIRST CONTESTANT!!! ;']

[cheekypants321]

"We think we're really different from everyone else you've seen today..I mean we know you've only seen one other person but we're very different from him.."

[cheekypants321]

pretty sure the 2nd guys were jokin :p

[2000Hoshiko]

@cheekypants321 I would hope so (>.<;).

[bananazack92]

@2000Hoshiko  i like the face you made (✿◠‿◠)

[2000Hoshiko]

@bananazack92 What I said goes for the sixth contestants as well (>.<;). Please don't tell me that they were genuinely for real....

[Chelsaye1]

hahahahaha LMFAO !

[candygirl77555]

I understand it was funny but she didnt even let sing

[Sorensenism]

The look on Louis face during the cow girl almost made me pee my pants.

[harforeva123]

first person: BODY SPASMMMM

second people: PULL UP YOUR PANTS, YOU DANCING IDIOT

third person: CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES

fourth person: well she's kinda cute :)

fifth person: MEMORIZE THE LYRICS.

sixth people: that's hilarious that they call that HARMONIZING.

seventh person: He frightens me... "I've done the impossible!" brought john lennon back to life?!

[sunu4uv]

spanish girl looks so innocent

[GriffinsGalore]

The spanish girl actually sang very well

[Susanli142]

he's sounds like he got the SHEEP FLU.....

[BbBnS23]

omg..the third audition...her eyes..ahhhhh

[saltypapcorn]

Fuck! This show is old!

[MrOnionterror]

A cross between Michael Caine and Alan Partridge I'd say.

[cornelia12390]

don't they listen to themselves? Are they deaf? Poor judges, they have to listen to this all day..

[12345Broadwayfreak]

ok, Denzel, you can't read off of a paper while auditioning. AT LEAST LEARN THE SONG FIRST!

[TwanaDanyelhb758]

ha can be the pretty girl next door or the woman of your dreams

[LilmissOceanGypsy]

sorry but the last person really should go to a mental asylum... john lennon??? YEEEEEEEAAHHH SUUUURREEE

[yougottalovelokita]

Crazy eyes,! O:

[blaxicat2005]

sorry for the comment's CAPSLOCK! (: Down there

[blaxicat2005]

lol i love louie! Hes one of my favorites FOR SOME REASON.! XD

[soyuncatacol]

¡SHÁRON!

[chainedtotheworld]

"disband this second" haha

[yymproductions]

Alright, here some tipps and hints for "having the x-factor believers".

1. Take your hands out of your pockets!

2. When performing a fast paced song, don't stand there like a cup of frozen yoghurt

3. Don't impersonate your favourite artist. Use your voice and sing your way.

I think the jury's rather honest than cruel.

[Joci445]

"Is John Lennon going to sing with you?"

"He's dead Louie."

[tweet540]

@Joci445 its actually ''Do you know John Lennon?''

''He's dead Louis/Louie''

[Lasicasd]

I think that this people dont have mirror back home......

[ss2006279]

he looks like neo from the matrix !

[TheKenfig]

Thing is, if some of these are NOT stooges, hired by the show for laughs, then some just MUST be coming on taking the piss as a joke for their mates etc

[TheKenfig]

Walsh was a cunt to those boys, and they're usually the type he fancies. The 'singing' boy out of the two didn't have a bad voice. Killer eyes on that girl ! , Lol, but she was very nice. Penelope is a top notch hot babe and gorgeous as a person as well to put up with all the laughing ; I want her !

[Starstruck4427]

Ooohhh these judges! XD Xoxo

[Kittywhiskers1000]

"...Bad vocals and you're an idiot on the left" I cracked up XD

[TheiLukey]

The first guy sounds like theCameradancer1oo o:

[Joe3Ness]

Cowgirl eyes = Crack

[marycockburn1]

he sounds like a darlick

[Rodavon]

Oh God, the eyes! THE EYES!

[amybieber123x]

Thumbs up if you miss Sharron :(

[joetastic821]

The woman with the cowboy hat was actually not too bad!

[oliviawilliams7]

The real X factor winners.

[oliviawilliams7]

What's gavin's name anyone?



[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

Sorry but some of these people must be paid or dared to do this.

[supergirl2025]

Hey, it's Michele Bachmann's long lost sister--Crazy Eyes 2! lol

[sheepnerd101]

The first guy was actually really good!

[GtheJAR]

the first guy had actually pretty awesome voice! :]

anyway.. fuck mainstream crap;O

[thevirus5k]

@GtheJAR this guy was actually way outa tune.

[impactplayer09]

would marry that spanish chick

[0989dani]

craazy eyes



[Obamanation154]

So did Penelope get through?

[Hollowman1985]

PSYCHO EYES!!! LOL!

[hassan951123]

why do they waste their time listening to it....omg

[hassan951123]

now i know y simon always argues with louis is cos its an excuse to get closer to him, my o my he felt comfortable next to louis

[dumbtardface]

way to be dick sharon, i wanted to hear that girl finish her song

[xxrufi0xx]

But he's dead! I know, I've done the impossible! lol

[monkeyfaceminx]

lol

[Nosipho42]

oh my goodness those guys on 6:56

[Koolk951]

6:44 Imagine waking up to them on the radio o.o

[Bullets632]

wow fukin douch bags wen they laughed at that one chick

[AppleFaction]

louie walsh used to have balls,, *used.

[xxcrystalsweetiexx]

scary eyes

[chessismygame9]

@xxcrystalsweetiexx LMFAO! XDDD AHAHAHAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS I never thought 2 words would make me laugh so hard xDD

[phoebelloyd]

this is why we love Louis!

[yaiza145]

The cowgirl isnt even that bad xD

[LifeeIsMusic123]

Lovin the Spanish girlXD!

[hazelmanangazira12]

bad vocalc and u are an idiot on the left

[nikgr73]

cocaine's a hell of a drug...

[ShanesAutos]

1:30 why is that guy blowing himself on the ground.?

[elinelouiselois]

@ShanesAutos I was asking myself the same thing to! Maybe he pretended to be a flower or someting? 

[ShanesAutos]

@elinelouiselois  he looks like a bollocks doing that

[macabrojavier]

i just love the sharon´s laugh...

[littlebritain80]

That did sound like John Lennon,but he must have used an old song. "I sang with John Lennon"!! Hahahaha!! If he was alive I'd love to sing with him though. If he had said Paul McCartney we might have believed him!! Haha! :-)

[drstevenrey]

What I don't get is: Do any of these, so called contestants, ever sing into a tape recorder and listen to their crap. Because if they did, they would never humiliate themselves so hard.

[BlackSkullArmor]

@drstevenrey I need to find out where these guys go for karaoke. Must be an awesome place if they seriously believe they are superstar material!

[FunkyDenz]

@drstevenrey I didn't do it do humiliate myself, I did it for shits and giggles. I know I can't sing, but I had a hell of good time doing it (that's me at 5mins in btw)

[CoreyCanadian]

Cowgirl is staring into our souls O___O

[BlackSkullArmor]

@CoreyCanadian lol! I'm in yer barn, eatin yer cowz!

[CoreyCanadian]

@BlackSkullArmor Stay away Betsy!

[foreversunrise1]

louis doesn't really care about what other people think what he says to them, he is flat out rude..... but simon would be honest and considerate to the person and he is not mean to the person auditioning.

[BlackSkullArmor]

@foreversunrise1 Well to be fair Simon can be flat out rude as well. But I agree, he does take into consideration the context and the person.

[got2strpk]

@foreversunrise1 rofl!!! r u serious!? simon can be 20 times as rude as louis on a good day!

[foreversunrise1]

@got2strpk yes i am serious, although i do agree with what; BlackSkullArmor said to my comment, but other than that, i don't think simon is as rude as louis, louis is just the kind of guy who says what is on the tip of his tongue....

[TheFabFashion]

The third one was scarin me.....

[Totallymexoxo]

The Only Three's singing was actually kind of CREEPY.

[chocomouse1233]

louis too mean to those 2 boys he called hima idiot.

[falutak]

are you kidding me?! do these people really have no sense of judgement whatsoever? I mean, you can clearly tell that they have no talent! sheeesh..

[smffilms2010]

3:20 her eyes are freaking me out! >.<

[XpeanutttX]

I thought the 3rd one could sing... the woman.

[crofold]

I didn't think Louis was a bad judge until I saw this. Now I see he can at times be rude but in a soft, gentle way. Whereas Simon tells it like it is, though it can be brutal. Simon's a good judge. He makes me laugh sometimes.

[PunkPrincess47]

if the Saw series could be bad auditions, this is what it would be like.

[Strimlarn87]

6:38 can't stop laughing at that. Where's the feel? Do these people think before they audition?

[24okay]

I loved that Spanish girl's accent. I am used to the nasally Mexican accent around here (yuck), but the Spanish girl's accent? HOT. She was so cute.

[pawgotik18]

que! esta chido el acento español jajajajajajajajaja i think is cool the spanish girl! jajaja lol

[ThatEquals3]

At least the person with very wide eyes took it well, unlike some people who act like 3 year olds.

[hatesushi654]

Dude, he could really be an idiot, But Louis, your there as a judge and your job is to give a professional opinion .. And "Your an Idiot" is NOT !! Stop Pretending to be Simon =.='''

[lara91092]

looooooool

[mspleasedonteatme]

Best line ever = you on the left, your an idiot

[muniuniuniu]

I do get that it's just tiring listening to all of those people but Louie put some proper clothes, not pyjamas 5:10

[phoebelloyd]

@muniuniuniu its a shirt.

[blackhorse099]

wait.....i thought the x factor was for people in the uk....why is there an american?

[IIIIN3ROOIIII]

@blackhorse099 we have x -factor i denmark too. now they also got it in germany. its worldwide man.