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  • Love it when she shows what's behind her face :P Still, SC1 Adjutant voice was sexier imo. SC2 voice is too expressive for my taste in robots lol :P Also, SC1 Adjutant was actually a cyborg - I like the idea of an actual human with tubes and wires surgically implanted, quite morbid really. A robot, on the other hand... is just bland

  • I can't wait till the adjutants gain sentience and a new robot race joins the mix

    I mean come on, what else is blizzard gonna pull out of their ass?

  • i think SC2 adjutant is older than SC1 Adjutant, i mean compare their voices

  • sex toys are made like this in the future, where you don't need to blow some air into it anymore

  • She Should be Dota 2 Voice announcer

  • 0:35 Story of my life :L

  • When we will use adjutants?

  • Non-stick that is 0_o This teen kaiser, i'm scared 0_o

  • A bit scary ending…

  • Unacceptable bill location...woohoo,Starcraft 2 is officialy anti-SOPA. 

  • "Lesbian geyser required for placement."

  • Insufficient esteemed guests.

  • glados?

  • 0:40 "insufficient esteemed guests"

    I'm so calling vespene gas "esteemed guests" from now on.

  • Ok did anyone befome me like mentioned ... you know. GLADOS xD ?

  • Where do plug it in? ;)

  • she is the starcraft bitch everyone hates but still wants to bang her if she had a pussy

  • @newbornalien Even if shes like that 01:04 inside?

  • @newbornalien

    "Goddamnit Swann! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU INSTALL A FLESHLIGHT TO MY ADJUTANT!"

    "You spend too much time alone, cowboy, it ain't healthy... You see, when I first modified Flaming Bet-"

    "Just get back to the Armory!"

  • quotes i hate!!!

    1. Our SCVs are under attack

    2. Base is under attack

    3 Nuclear Launch Detected

    4. not enough minerals and supply caps

    

  • I really, really wish they brought back the old Adjutant. I really liked the old VA much better for them.

  • She's hot. Especially at the end.

  • The transcriber audio caption was actually remarkably more accurate for Adjutant than it was for the Executor... and don't get me started about the Queen xD

  • its a smilley face :D

  • i shat my pants at the end

    :/

  • I'll show you not enough minerals.....

  • WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AT THE END

  • NOD 32 !!

  • Press 5: Additional Supply Depots Required

    "Repeat"

  • scared me shitless at 1:03

  • aaa i hear this all the time

  • nuclear launch detected

  • 1:05 0_0

  • 1.pause

    2.hit cc and transcribe audio

    3.laugh hard

  • @SadNinja986 It got about 7 or 8 sentences right !!

  • @SadNinja986 "Race is under attack..."

  • @SadNinja986 Insufficient esteemed guests :D

  • b s

    b s

    b s

    b s

    b s

  • I'm pressing 5 over and over .

  • whenever i heard "....under attack"...i pissed in my pants!

  • NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.

  • WTF!!!!!!! 1:02 CREEPY!!!!!!

  • Norelco Commercial: "Shave upgrade, complete"

  • Thumbs up if your heart starts pounding when you hear the words "nuclear launch detected..."

  • Thumbs up if you think User5973 is a gigantic nerd.

  • @ieatmilks LOL

  • is she running on windows or mac

  • 1:03 WHAT THE FUuUUuuUUUUUuuuuUuuuUUUUuuUUuU­UUUUuuuUUUU-----

  • NOT ENOUGH MINERALS

  • 1:04 she reminds you who you would like to fuck with

  • @landship92 I still find her sexy

  • 1:02 scared the fuck out of me

  • Something's missing here... where are her tits?

  • Press 9

    

  • nuclear missile ready

    FUCK YEAH BEST QUOTE

  • Oh come on, that's obviously glados.

  • I like this computer advisor better than the one in sc1. It looks so cool and scary.

  • i want the old one .... the human/robot one from sc1

  • why boner

  • "Additional Supply Depots Required"

    Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

  • If you play Terran, the most common things you'll hear is.

    Our Scvs Are Under Attack.

    Not Enough Minerals

    Our Allies are Under Attack.

    Landing Interreupted

  • 4v4 with noobs.

    OUR ALLIES BASE IS UNDER ATTACK

    OUR ALLIES BASE IS UNDER ATTACK

    OUR ALLIES BASE IS UNDER ATTACK

    OUR ALLIES BASE IS UNDER ATTACK

    OUR ALLIES BASE IS UNDER ATTACK

    OUR ALLIES BASE IS UNDER ATTACK

    OUR ALLIES BASE IS UNDER ATTACK

  • 1:03 OKAY! OKAY! I'LL FIND ANOTHER GEYSER, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT!

  • @Aechis *insert a sexy song*

  • GLaDOS 2.0

  • @TerrorWolfX GLaDOS 0.2, I say >_>

  • If u wanna fuck her

    Additional Supply Depots required

  • Hot chick! Wanna fuck her.

  • @NeTTroll06598 You can't fuck machine, that's insane! O_O

  • @Totikoma HAHA.. I wanna do her too xD

  • didn't the previous model have human flesh?

  • Why is this hot

  • Why do they use British accents for these AI's? Love it! :DDDDD

  • her face comes off at the end.

  • >Dat uncanny valley

  • Yea the original one sounded better.

    Its under SC1 Terran Advisor Adjutant

  • CNC:EVA: cannot deploy here. (mcv) >.<

    me:deploy darn it!

    sc2:adjutant:unacceptable landing zone..

    me:............... darn AI....

  • i more like star 1 ver :/

  • @wojakov

    me too

  • 01:02 no face xD

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  • SSSSSSSSSSSHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP­PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

  • As I started to watch this video, I'd always wanted to have sex with her, until 1:04

  • @sorrowofdestiny2009 But that's the hottest paaarrt >.<

  • She just speaks to bring bad news

  • the previous advisor voice was much better

  • Something about that Borg-101 Headphone package looks 2 good too Sell unless ripped off! IS she for Hire at DJ&& GamingPurposes only!

  • I want "Nuclear Launch detected" as my ringtone

  • 0:36 "Additional Supply Depots required <3" She says that like it was a good thing :/

  • why no boobs?! D:

    

  • One word: Bjork.

  • Ah, the Adjutant...every SCV's robo sex doll.... o.O

  • "base is under attack"

    you feel a sudden rush of adrenaline

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  • I would fuck that.

  • @ieatmilks you'd fuck anything.

  • @ieatmilks Hahahahaha...

  • @ieatmilks And get your dick electrified (only kidding). XD

  • @GortonMichael Not to mention that Thor wreckage actually makes a great meatshield if you can't salvage the Thor. Enemies aren't smart enough to tell that the Thor is dead already.

  • She probably know that there's a lot of horny guys whose watching her, so she done a bit reminder at 1:03

  • Additional Supply Depots Required

    Additional Supply Depots Required

    Additional Supply Depots Required

    Additional Supply Depots Required

    Additional Supply Depots Required

    Additional Supply Depots Required

    Additional Supply Depots Required

    Additional Supply Depots Required

    Additional Supply Depots Required

    Additional Supply Depots Required

  • @LagSpike aaarrrrgghhh!!!

  • Holy crap! That ending freaking scared the crap out of me, she opened up her face.......

  • I'd still hit it

  • the year is 2000 and something... (i guess) and they still can't do a sexy android woman...

    blame...

  • 1:02 did she just robot flash me? giggity

  • And of all the Terran units, SHE gets arms?!

  • that at 1:03 freaked me out

  • Our forces are under a tack.

  • What is the Thor repair sequence?

  • @ibaneztenaciousD Campiagn upgrade for the Thor. When they die, you could rebuild the Thor from the wreckage, as long as the wreck wasn't destroyed (it had a number of hp, can't remember exactly). It cost less than building another Thor, and you got a fully functioning Thor back.

  • Damn, she's hot.

  • if u wanna fuck her,

    build additional supply depots

  • "Our ally's base is under attack."

    "Our allies are being attacked."

    you know how many times this lines pissed me off over and over in the "gates of hell" mission? -_-

  • @PQ5  56 ???

  • isn't she the voice actor for Liara in Mass Effect ? Think she might do the voice for some broodmother in Heart of the Swarm as well ...

  • @motan7864 Sadly no, the adjutant is played by Julianne Buescher, but Ali Hillis(Liara) does play the voice of Dr. Ariel Hanson.

  • i get that uneasy feeling when she makes eye contact then suddenly opens her face.....ughhhh

  • Is She on the Field or Strogg on the Incubator! Talking To Strogg or Command & Conquer B.O.N.!

  • GOD DAMN IT IM BUILDING SUPPLY DEPO'S AS WE SPEAK.

  • She looked better in Starcraft 1.

  • I find this easy to masturbate to.

  • Does it come with uhh... nvm

  • At 1:03, a bit scary (yikes!!). I think I prefer the adjutant of SC1 better.

  • I wanna hear the adjutant sing a song about me when i finish the campaing!!!

  • @musza05 hahaha agreed

  • 1:03

    lolwut?

  • Nuclear launch detected :D

  • J-E-N-O-V-A...!

  • Hot bot - by Toboscus :D

  • I fucking jumped at the end. BITCH

  • Research complete

    Salvaging operation complete

    Thor repair sequence complete

    Unacceptable landing zone......

    COMPLETE

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  • 0:29 .... game over

  • OUR SCVS ARE UNDER ATTACK AGHHHHH!!!

  • Same voice as the female announcer for Unreal Tournament 2004

  • 1:03 It's uncanny valley time!

  • Adjutant : Unaccepted landing zone.

    Me : JUST F***KING LAND ON THAT STUPID ZERGLING!!!

  • @2manslkh I never really understood that logic either.

  • @2manslkh lol planetary fortress rush

  • makes me wish i had my own adjutant

  • she is not the bearer of good news most of the time

  • our scvs are under attack its all good its not like our economy will fall apart just keep doin whatever you doing just let them die

  • I still like the old adjutant voice, but this is like a creepy version of GLADOS. :/

  • @ravenwind137 Yeah the old adjutant sounded like a young girl (teens or 20s) who wants to be your friend. This chick is just polite.

  • "Additional Supply Depots required." >>>Most hated quote ever.

  • Zerg: You must place that on creep

    Protoss: You must place that in a power field

    Terran: Nuclear Missile ready.

  • i wanna beat this thing with a wrench

  • 0:36 :(

  • 0:44 then 0:16 FTW

  • I cringed my teeth when she said "additional supply depots required" most painful English sentence.

  • ah. These quotes bring back mem-OMGWTF?!?!!!?!??

  • Holy fuck. Scared me to death when she removed her face. Brrrr...

  • "Nuclear Launch Detected" my favorite sentence in the English language.

  • SHUT UP! :P

  • Holy shit i hate when my allies get attacked she says the shit OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

  • I was rubbing one off happily until she remove her mask at the end... I fell of my chair...

  • man, this thing is creepy. I had a friend that put this as his screensaver, and no one used the computer because they were creeped out (especially when she looks at you and pops her face off -.-)

  • The Cake is a Lie

  • that last bit was a bit of a suprise...

  • I like when she says complete.

  • AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE LOST HER FACE!! XD

  • If Blizzard made Portal, this is what GLADOS would look like.

  • @EpicBexy lol

  • @EpicBexy The thing with glados is she doesn't need a face. She shouldn't have a face, because she's not supposed to relate to humans in anyway.

  • @EpicBexy at least she has boobs

  • @XxSupaxXD none of them have boobs.

  • @EpicBexy Starcraft and Portal. The two games I've played a lot recently.

  • @EpicBexy True but i think Valve and Blizzard are really competing badly. while every other game submitted to Valve's Steam except for Blizzard.

  • i kinda prefer the adjutant's voice in sc 1... she sounds sweeter... but this one's alright too ... XD

  • Going for the Gold in that challenge that requires 20 marines, 8 ghosts and 8 tanks; I now get angry whenever she says: Additional Supply Depots Required

  • AHH ! Nuclear Launch Detected D:<

  • I wish i could mute ALL the advisor speech....quite useless and spammed far too often...keep the nuke warning is about it

  • 1:00 look!

  • she soudns so postive with everything lol