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  • Aaaaa... You made me so mad... aaaaa... that I aaaa... started to skip aaa... the video forward to get to the point aaaaaa... and aaaaaaa... my computer has hanged.

    aaaa...

  • where the tags that nessacary?

  • piece of SHIT

  • Your voice is scary!

  • @filipinobean not only is it sary- but the UMMS were so annoying I had to hit the MUTE button. Ugh

  • The uuuuuums are very annoying

  • Lmao Malasia Afganistan XD

  • I hate these so much =/

    Some of these video are rather confusing to me because I'm not entirely sure where MY tonsils are... because aparently they are smaller than they should be.

    And that tonsil stone on video... yeah.... sadly... I puled a bigger one off one of mine =/

    It was white.

  • Sometimes I cough up little things like this. I have no idea what they are, could it just be me spitting these out?

  • Im pretty positive i have a bacterial throat infection and a tonsil stone formed on my right tonsil.It was clearly visible.But then it fell out.Is this bad?

  • can u get them if u got ur tonsils removed

  • @Ziece4 - really? TONSIL STONES cant develope if you dont have tonsils...

    .

  • ahh you see the ahh well... ahhh im gonna ahhhhh yeah ...ahhhhh see right ....ahhhhh ok aahhhh

  • sorry, you are wrong. As mucuous with high sulfer content drains down the back of your throat, it collects in the tonsil crypts, partially dries, and collects until the stone is large enough to express or it expresses (pops loose) on it's own. Occaisionally, MINUTE food particulate (I mean microscopic) can affect the smell/taste, but it is NOT primarily or even partly food matter that makes these stones. You shouldn't just "guess" and put wrong info out there - it's irresponsible.

  • Eat grapefruits and take grapefruit seed extract on your tongue. Also get as much exercise as you can. Fresh oxygen in the blood stream kills free radicals and disease. Eat loads of fresh fruit and veggies and cut back on the processed foods.

  • Gargle warm salt water often! Also mouthwash daily....helps a lot and much better than popping them out. After you get them out gargle a lot!

  • lololol someone drew on the dollar bill

  • i went to the doctor about this today and he said dont try to get them out, and perscribed me anti-biotics....

  • its a good video, but the "uhmms" are rather annoying.

  • i love the ending ^___^

  • sweet mother of god ... well i had one or two when i was living out of my truck and couldnt find the time to brush ( was working in the oil field) never had to extract one usually would fal out while singing to a song kept them on the dashboard as a trophy lol always wondered what caused these really wicked looking now i kinda want to get one just to get the joy of coughing it up lol

  • I just removed one about half the size of an adult aspirin...

    It sucks... Thank god I didn't taste it.

  • my toncils were removed in march i think

  • Thanks for the video. I get these and didn't know WTF they were. I used to get sick but as soon as I cough this think out I felt better.

  • disgusting. eww I didnt need to know that about my body

  • i have one rite now and idk how to get it out! :O

  • Gross...they make your throat hurt, breath stink link hell and ears hurt

  • having to umh umh as you can see umh...think of it ...crust and ugh..

    fagg...lol son of umh's

  • i had my tonsils out at th age of 6 or 7

  • What a shameless rip-off of the "Water" video (by National Lampoon) at the end. Truly, some people have no shame.

  • UM UM UM AH AH UM AH UM UM

  • u sound like mufasa

  • The explanation is so stuttered and awkward it bothers me so much.

  • Retardation!

  • they fuckin stink

  • dude, you say um too many damn time!!!

  • One of the best things to do is to lay off the cheese and milk. Especially cheese, if you can't lay off the milk then don't get full cream powdered milk. The less creamy the milk is, the better. Cheese causes the biggest ass tonsil stones that you have to fight to get out.

  • @coldfusionmaster Oh god. really? I eat cheese in a sandwich like.. everyday. fuck. anything with oral hygiene I can approve that would help? I'm not sure if I even have any though doesn't feel 'right' when I swallow after one randomly can out on its own the other day.. it wasn't that big but not exactly small

  • Hopefully when you get them, you know how to remove them manually. I haven't found anything better than manual removal. If you drink water and you feel like something is stuck in your throat it means that you have a lot of tonsil stones or a big one or many big ones. And if you now you're now finding about the problem, I'm sure you have more in there. Look around, some tonsil crypts are located in very hard to reach places. Best thing would be to quit cheese forever and manual removal.

  • @coldfusionmaster Manually? how? with something like a earbud? I haven't tried it before cause I didn't know what they were until I decided to googled after I got the second or third one.. though they were months apart.. I think my tonsil on one side is/was slightly swollen or it may just look like that normally - it feels fine now I don't feel anything now when I drink water or swallow ect with the last one I could feel it when I moved my tongue ;/

    never eat cheese again. got it!

  • Earbuds never worked for me, I had to use a toothpick and pull them out. I won't really suggest it because you could hurt yourself but I find it much easier. It's been about a month now and no tonsil stones. I think once you make practice of taking them out, they don't come so often. Cheese always seem to get clogged up in your tonsils more than any other type of food. Basically any food particles that get into your tonsil crypt will form into a tonsil stone.

  • @coldfusionmaster I'm not sure if taking them out helps prevent them, but it certainly helps prevent smelly breath, discomfort, and most importantly, infection. So far I'm able to pinpoint a few reasons which determine the frequency of tonsil stone formation (size of tonsil crater, hygiene of the mouth and the foods you eat). But you are right about any food particle that gets traps will inevitably decay into tonsil stones, if allowed.

  • THATS FUCKING GROSS!!!

  • when you dry your tonsil stones out do they still have that shit smell?

  • @mcplanetearth yes they do. not quite like the fresh toilet smell, but still pretty shit! You can do all sorts of things with them, put them in people's food [jk, i hope], match their size up against money ;P, and throw them away in the trash to cover up that nasty trashbin smell with something even worse.

  • @mcplanetearth try to pulverize it then smell.,,..

  • this guy is wrong..

  • Everyones mouths looks sp different inside, and as a result, im still not 100 per cent sure where my tonsils are! lol. most of the pictures on google have like big balloons sticking out either side of the uvula, but i dont have that. I just have a little cave that goes IN but nothing at all sticking OUT. So Not sure how to 'squeeze' my tonsils to check....??....

  • errrr umm uhh umm er ummm ahhh

  • You shouldn't have them or get them if your tonsils have already been removed. Tonsil removal is the only true "cure" but is recommended only as a last resort unless they have already been taken out. If you get them or think you have them, it's more probable it is something else, otherwise I might go and slap some bitches opside their head for failing at properly removing your tonsils of doom.

  • Thanks! Nice to know I can get them out on my own. I've had one that's been bugging me for weeks because I couldn't cough it up no matter how much I tried.

  • shitty video

  • LOL

    u would put that thing on a dollar bill, now when you buy somthing with it everybodys gonna touch your tonsil stone remains

    GERMS!!!!

  • I swear, this makes me not want to EVER want to make out with anyone.

    Did you sniff it after you've removed it? :D

  • cery hard to understand

  • LOL!!

  • @mermaidstar7 Short answer: To help prevent tonsil stone development, brush often and/or clean tonsils with a mildly alkaline (basic) salt solution. Perminent solution: have your tonsils removed (only recommended for those who get serious infections from tonsil stones, please contact your primary care prior to making such a decision to discuss the applicable outcomes).

  • nasty

  • this is not correct. . .

    the guy trying to sound smart is a moron

  • yepp.... and you are 5 years old, good job.

  • hahaha thanks waffelz. now i know that im not dying :P and tht was nastty btw smooshing it in ur hand

  • Uhhh, ummm, uhhh. it's like...uhhh. uhhh, i could...ummm

  • @ryadams91

    lol, well they can get from 1-3 inches, so I don't really consider that one to be necessarily huge. But then again, that was one of the larger deposits I've hacked up...

  • Dope video, was wondering about those smelly cheeseballs at the back of my throat.

    It's great when you finally get one out though, very rewarding smushing it between forefinger and thumb and catching a wiff of pure cheese!

  • @MegaHostyle

    why do i smell them every time? it's like falling for the same joke in which the punch line is a slap in the face.

  • @MegaHostyle LOL that is so disgusting..

  • chicken pox,.... chicken wings! :]

  • lol love the side effects at the end!

  • dude you sound like ZER C from 300

  • ......wut?

  • i didn't know what tonsil stones were until 2 days ago . after watching a video on how to remove them i squeezed my tonsils just to see if i had any and 2 of them came out . and they smelled worse than shit ! can't imagine how my breath must smell .. im afraid of kissing girls now xD

  • ...ok, how exactly did you squeeze your tonsils??

  • You can flex your throat muscles to reveal and possibly push out tonsil stones. But this only holds true with tonsils that have wide crater openings.

  • At what point did this video stop becoming an informational video and become an excuse for the poster to just play with his tonsil stones? This is funny.

  • tonsil stones are cool .. Ive been eating more dairy products as of lately to hopefully get one to grow. I looked at my tonsils with a snake camera I bought off google shopping I couldnt see shit just tonsils .. In my tonsil stone web surfing I notice people have huge tonsils compared to mine .. I wish I was them I want one so bad.

  • I must disagree. I Hate having tonsil stones, they are a pain to cough up :S

  • HAHAHA! Well it was meant to be both informational and funny.

  • It isn't food growing in your tonsils while decaying, it is dead white blood cells, mucus, and bacteria fighting off an "invader" and in the process layering over the original debris caught in the crypts of the tonsils, and it builds up like a smelly, gross pearl.

  • Nice job copying and pasting from Wikipedia. Why the fuck is your mouth black?

  • Thanks, wikipedia is a GNU FDL license, so copy-pasta is easy. :)

    Second question: It isn't, it was just dark (made use of crappy resources; (webcam, no flashlight)

  • the food does not grow, it calcifies

  • Actually, the food can calcify, but mostly it decays along with mucus and bacteria. Giant tonsiloliths are more prone to contain more bacteria, dead white blood cells and calcium salts.

    I would revise your deffinition of "Grow" because there was nothing wrong:

    7. To come to be by a gradual process or by degrees...

  • yeah but they are cool as hell.. whats the biggest one you ever coughed up?

  • I have no idea LOL they are usually a good 2cm in length...

  • I'm sure I got a bunch of them stuck there. I got one out today and I looked in the same hole and there was yet another one. I hope I don't have a huge one trapped down there. I fear that I do though cause I feel like something is stuck in my throat.

  • listen I want a tonsil stone because they are cool .. I have tonsils and never got one .. how any do you produce a month?

  • Believe me, you don't want these things. They form when food, mucus etc gets into the crypts in the tonsils (some ppl have larger crypts than others). Bacteria feasts on the food and the white blood cells attack them and the food calcifies into a sulfur ball (which really stinks). If you have large crypts then you will usually have tonsil stones. Ppl who have bad allergy problems or eat & drink dairy products regularly usually get tonsil stones. It's really hard to get these stones out sometimes

  • I get many a month, but they're really really small... not NEARLY as big as the one in this video!! This one is gigantic compared to mine!

  • Ah, they smell like shit !

  • @TheElephant79 They Even Look Like One!

  • kick back on dairy products if your a sufferer of tonsil stones, specially milk and eggs holy shit it smells worse then shit, when i used to drink milk and eat eggs for breakfast

  • haha!

  • will one of you mail me some of these tonsil stones? How does one go about making one in their tonsils??? I want one sooo bad!!

  • They are fun to pop out, since it's such a relief. But those bastards are so annoying when you get them as often as I do.

  • Are you crazy, these things are annoying. Why in the world would you want them?

  • OMG LOLz thank guys for all the lulz ^_^

  • ta ta taday junior

  • i think i almost threw up -_-

  • 2:46 omg that's disgusting.... I can literally sense the smell just from looking at that footage.

    omg that's sick man... WHY THE FUCK would you put it on top of a dollar bill.... man that's disgusting... sucks for whoever ends up with that bill next.

    And what's up with this retarded tone narration? I did like that drawing, however.

  • I smiled at "r-r-retardation." Nice reference.

  • can u alwas see them? cos i have the symptoms but cannot see the stone?

  • No, sometimes they're deep inside if your little 'pockets' are deep

    You might only see a tiny dot sometimes and then you find out there's a whole bunch in there ._.

  • yea! it's sick!

  • hahahaha I used to pop these things out in class and throw them on people...they smell terrible! ahahahahahaha

  • gross!!!!!!!

  • Is there any way to delete this video from Youtube servers?

  • Does she have something wrong with her?

    The desire to assert frame control to the point of desperation tells me she's really empty.

    Probably a case of never been kissed.

  • get back in the kitchen bitch!

  • When kirbby's sandwitch is done i want a soda so don't forget it!!!111

  • Now I'm hungry

  • this comment block is full of lulz.

  • If anyone conciders to have their tonsils removed, then i have some input that might help. I had swollen tonsils about 9 years ago. I've had them for quite some time, then i decided to have them removed. My experience is that it is much easier to breathe and swallow. It was of course painful, that's true. But it was 100% worth it. So if you have swollen tonsils, or have problems with tonsil stones...Get them out.

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  • i hope i never get that dollar bill...

  • at least you may recognize it because of the painted george washington :D

  • i use a dull knife side of a vine bottle opener, and gag myself first, then when i see the sucker i get it!!!! P.S> USE A FLASH LIGHT with your other hand so you see it good........

  • Actually I should edit this into the video at some point, but removing your tonsils will cure tonsil stones, but Im not entirely surwe what tonsils are used for so make sure you consult a doctor first and think of this as a last resort (as in if you obtain infections)

  • They're lymph nodes

    The same stuff that's at the base of your spine and in your armpits. It releases either antibodies or the stuff that clogs blood(I can't remember which one but I think it's the first)

    Really though you can live without the ones in your throat though because they usually just get puffy and nasty when you're sick anyways. I think all they're really useful for is determining whether you are sick

  • I was reading that nasal irrigation helps. I think they cause really really really bad breath. It my also be due to nasal dripping so if you start nasal irrigating its meant to help. ill give it a go and let you u know

  • before ! so is this a big enough reason to get my tonsils out i heard this is the only way to permanently make them go away i have insurance so shouldn't it be up to me to get my tonsils out????? HEELLLLLPPPP!!!!!!

  • OMG!!! plz help me!?!?! i went to my doctor she had no idea what it was she said it was a sore and said it would go away i have noticed them about a month ago its driving me mentally ill!!! Seriously ugh i can never sleep or go out b/c i'm always thinking about getting them out and when i clean my tonsil out in about 2-3 days their back and biger than

  • also i was told that removing ur tonsils wont help and you need to stop the allergies from producing the mucus that makes them. or something like that

  • what's with the weird voice??? a giants voice?

  • what you do with them stones is stick it in your spouse's nose while they sleep

  • Lol thats the only good Idea ive heard all week

  • sick Sick f_cker! What a looser!!! I hope you are never able to dislodge them again and your tonsils burst cuz they are filled with to many tonsil stones!

  • EW, I wouldnt NEVER take that money haha

  • SOrry to burst your bubble, but 1USD bills are covered in so many drugs it's actually pretty dangerous to handle them all the time, so my tonsil stone is the least of your worries ;)

  • I dont mind bout the drugs, the dollar bill didnt smell until your tonsil stone hit it. The smell of them is fucked up.

  • lol, quite honestly mine don't smell noticeably, I guess it's due to the amount of bacteria collected in them that causes the foul smell. And I gave that dollar to one of my buddies xD

  • They all smell ding dong.. they are food and bacteria and snot and may as well be shit considering how BAD they smell,, In all the onfo, not once does it say they dont smell.. THEY ALL SMELL! and as far as given it to your buddy, im sure he did NOT tuck it away under his bed. so No doubt she could possible get the bill

  • This makes no sense. O_o

  • meaning.. im sure he didnt take that bill and put it under his bed to save it 4ever,,,never to use it again.. he probably turned right around and bought something with it.. so who knows,, she could end up with the dollar bill. not sure what part made no sense to you. what ever.. your the tard playing with your tonsil stones and thinking they smell like frickin roses...and foolish enough to think the dollar bill isnt back in circulation...ugh your just foul all around!!!

  • With all due respect miss, a tonsil stone touching a 1 dollar bill is the least of your worries. So many people use them, for drugs I wouldn't be surprized that people consume them just by touching them. Anyway, this video is meant to teach people. So if you'd rather me not do research that people struggle to do and simply let people hangin, just as I was before I made this, then by all means say so.

    I never knew someone could be so negative about someone else trying to do a good deed. :O

  • NOt for one second did i think this wasN'T a good deed! Obviously im here for a reason.... looking up information which you provided. My comment came into play when you mentioned that your stones didnt have a scent. Im simply saying each and every one of them do. what the heck do you think they are?They R rancid food and bacteria thats hardened so if your going to make a video on information, give correct facts. dont go off saying yours dont smell like shit cuz we all know they do,, also... when

  • ALthough you make some strong arguements, the one regarding the dollar bill being exposed to circulation is subtly irrelevant. It was meant to show people a comparison of size to something everone worldwide is familiar with.

    I'm not denying my tonsil stones are scentless. Merelly that most people's tonsil stones elegedly causes bad breath. Mine's do not noticeably cause bad breath (my breath is more often fresh). ANd I don't think it effected the scent of the dolloar bill. Not to my knowledge.

  • do you realise where my comment even stemmed from. some lady said something about not wanting to ever get that dollar bill, you made a comment suggestion that since you gave it to your buddy, basically it would or could never cross her hands. i was simply saying its not completely impossible.. Your comment on subtly irrelevant was false as well...since my comment was based on her comment so yeah,, it had everything to do with it and it was very relevant.. hmmm. this is so odd to me....

  • Man, people don't seem to like this reply, I guess we've formed an audience to this debate! XD! Anyway, my replies to attacking comments are indeed irelevent to the video itself, at least in this case. And even if it was, calling me a "sick f*cker" for something as simple as my replies below. It just seemed by far too much of an extreme attack, I mean it's not like I committed an act against morality, religion, or the law.

  • also. i have some questions for you, some personal ones so contact me some how to where our comments are displayed on youtube. im not sure how to go about doing that..

  • also you mentioned that you gave the dollar bill to a buddy, suggesting that the bill would never be in circulation again. Im simply saying i highly doubt you buddy secured it in a plastic baggy and tucked it under his bed.. so the idea of the lady ever getting that dollar bill isnt so far fetched or impossible.. nothing i have typed has been anything less then fact.... dont get bootie hurt and dont stop making your video. just dont get your facts confused and be delusional. Act Right

  • if you tell people your stones dont smell they will wonder whats wrong with them that thiers do smell.. when in reality,, every single tonsil stone ever created looks like doo doo and smells like doo doo!

  • and delete my comment if it makes no sense to you.. you after all have the control dont you... or are you to busy playing with your tonsil stones to figure out how to delete my comment

  • hhahaha..

  • shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich

  • LOL!

  • ew...

  • OMG thats so cool!

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