WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN 2 GOOD PEOPLE???

[ChrisPhelps69]

"She wiggled her "butthole" right in front of my nose" LMAO

[tinyboitbc]

Liar.

[DylanAsdale]

OGFurious = Skweezy?

[The29Dave]

I love the little pause he makes before telling us his lenght

[ihateschoolsomuchhh]

try to fuckin lowball me, saying he'd give me 25 dollars for it, I was like u give me 25 dollars for it? ill give you a mouth full.... of fist! then take your camaro back home to fuck your wife LOLLLLLLLL

[pytikul2009]

stupid american:)) i forgot all americans are stupid....thats why wall street fucks usa...wake up stupid peoples

[DarkCloudRiu]

@pytikul2009 mhm

[ps2nolimits]

@pytikul2009 this guy's acting

[ilxxage]

@pytikul2009 u are gay

[Chronologger]

5:16

That face cracked me the fuck up.

[rocco7050]

MAKing DOugh!!

[TheForgedReality]

That was a trip. I totally knew he was gonna say the guy rolled up in a new Camaro. O.O

[067966911]

This guy has a messed up life

[AnthonyTheGamer]

Tranny who had penis implant surgery or it was just a pretty dude!

[drazzilb666]

I take it your not a twilight fan now....

[FeLiissaWw]

HAHAH , First Gay experience .

[DJActivitY]

Poe's law at it's finest.

[wesKokigen]

My full...*pause*...11 inches...

[talic864]

is this guy legit always like this ? or is he some phd graduate

[orgabaa]

@talic864 On his channel some of the earlier videos are based on different characters. So it's safe to say he made this character up and this is fake.

[Nicro327]

" 'N I'm like... WHO DUH FUK IS DISSSSS?"

Lol

[doomfan12345]

that sucks bro, trannies can be evil

[Greekpride1231]

AND THE OSCAR GOES TO....

[ilovenoahzone]

Turn on transcribe audio. You won't regret it.

[JoshtheRoo]

74,000 viewer thumbs up if you don't care!

[nintendodude200]

My friend Smiles acts and talks just like Skweezy.

[KrassSucks]

God Tier.

[HoldTheMainstream]

omfg this is the best thing ever

[john129flip]

This deserves a movie adaptation.

[shawnio]

5:11 LMAO

[sweeper27]

fucking hilarious

[bigtymerxg4]

The sequel to my previous comment. I really love this guy. No homo.

[Jordannadroj20]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on Youtube. The "Jacob" comment nearly made me piss myself

[Apololover]

you guys do realize that you're liking/thumbing up a video of a man talking about being with another man, right? 706 likes. Geez, that's a lot of undercover homosexuals. Come out the closet, bros.

[PixelDansIronFist]

@Apololover It's a parody dumbass

and it's those who hate on gays are the ones u have gay-boy issues btw bro

[Apololover]

@PixelDansIronFist parody or not, you're still gay. i don't hate on gays, man. I have a couple gay friends. I don't have gay boy issues, I actually love boys <333. If I were a dude I'd be gay too, so I don't blame you for liking this video. Carry on, wanker.

[DavoMateee]

@PixelDansIronFist take a seat son.

[b4rcelona]

first skweezy vid i watched, couple years ago, still amazing.

[JacobSClair]

aye girl

my jaw still hurt BITCH and that shit won't fo free u kno that don't lie to these niggas

[sikmen11]

if someone were actually like this they wouldn't be making youtube videos... so fake

[THE7HTOWN1NATIV3]

@sikmen11 its called comedy

[shredproduction]

@sikmen11 cant you tell its a joke? on his fucking profile it says that he won the most subscribed comedy channel for gods sake

[MrFrostbite4]

Grabbed a handful of penis LOOOOOOOOOL

[potatoluv3r]

your the freakin best lol

[A801506]

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[thedeviantguy]

Why do good things happen to bad people?

[Bliss715]

Was this a joke or did this seriously happen? You get around for someone who doesn't claim to have money...

[MrLOL1232]

What the hell did i just watch? o_O

[TheEmerald]

Oh god I love this video so much. I saw it years ago and searched all over for it and finally found it. Ahaha. You're awesome Sweezy.

[HickyZX22]

ahahahahahahahah ohhhhhh my god. WHATS IN THE BOX

[gummyboots]

fucking wolverine claws, funny shit.

[ImCloaks]

skank in my moustach LMAO

[SCORPZ0001]

lol WTF man 

[Necronlord101]

Real or not, this guy is fuckin' hilarious. Let's also not forget that there are actually people who live and act like this. Dunno where Squeezy gets this shit from, but he's hilarious as hell.

[336forlife]

@Necronlord101 /watch?v=5WelwUkgvc0&feature=c­hannel That is all.

[NerdyTalk101]

this video funny as fuck

[rekkawhaaat]

i really hope this guy isnt serious

[lionpaw81]

life is unfair

look all the good people's lives that have ended

[awesomechic3]

Meant life*

[awesomechic3]

Im laugh crying so hard!! Lol I hope his lige gets better :)

[DJacKnifeAlpha]

BARACK OBAMA NIGGUH!

[busa89]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo this dude is the best story teller of all time

[ms2gud1234]

@busa89 Lmao! HANDS DOWN!!

[fox2freddy]

ohhh its a joke

[tropicAL509]

BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[CHAOSNIPER90]

HAHAHHAHHAHAHA LMFAAAAAOOOOOO!!! 

[WeAirsoftRemarkably]

Just delete your youtube channel so u dont have to be down all the time....

[patohaxx]

HAHAHAH SO FUCKIN GOOOD! JACOB!

[Bweezy320]

Dudes videos are hilarious.

[KSonNS]

she was right,he really didnt see what was in front of him =D

[DKnarugioh93]

BARACK OBAMA MOTHERFUCKER!

[DrachensteinUS]

@DKnarugioh93 fuck obama

[linglingjr]

shiiii no my name is jacob.

[darthspeaks]

Adversity is a part of life. The more you endure well you will grow from. This life is not meant as a vacation. It's meant as a learning experience.

[xAuscorex]

HAHAHA FUCKIN' JACOB

[DenRyslige]

And in side the box there was?

[TheWTFSOB]

this your best vid lmao i cant stand WIGGERS but this shits funny

[Kunggreen]

lmfao this is fucking hilarious

[josemasterhacker]

i fell bad for him but then i bust out lmao

[VoreTechz1985]

LMAO!!!!!

[iTzRavenHD]

LIKE A RACOON ! xD

[winterterm08]

so we settled on 27 dollars is the funniest thing I have ever heard. you might have bad negotiation skills but i fuckin love your videos

[MrJaytality]

some one please get back to me on this, is this guy acting????? i'm amazed by him either way!

[dakax43]

@MrJaytality I think it's done for the lulzy... but it's funny lulzy.

[MrJaytality]

is this a character kevin bacon is playing, looks like him and kinda sounds

[MuffinDemons]

I like how he paused before saying his dick size.

[JKDspirit]

i subed cos this guy has the most epic voice i ever heard

[olschl]

This very well may be the single funniest video on the internet. Well done $kweezy!

[Mills88]

He's like Jesse Pinkman.

[lektrolight]

Shit makes the life funny :D

[DowntownOtis]

WTF did i just watched, he looks like he need to take a shit. What a scumbag.

[rowstyles]

this guy is horribly un-funny

[TheIlikecheeseman]

Am I the only person who thinks he sounds SORTA like eminem?

[WolftoMan]

LOLOLOL

[Turboviiper]

Weed is bad ( check Wikipedia )and he has no job but skweezy is just awesome.

[EgilBarland87]

Is this guy for real?!

[333black999]

Sounded like you said you grabbed a handful of peanuts XD

[chwd6]

pfffuuu boring tiring...

[bleunt]

You think God is fucking with you? Watch the video of the Syrian kid getting half his face blown off, and then talk to me about God fucking with people. There is no God. And if there is, then he's either evil or he doesn't care.

[PantsMadeOfPants]

@bleunt Why so serious?

[bleunt]

@PantsMadeOfPants Holy crap! I found a time warp in the middle of YouTube, leading back to 2008 where people still say "why so serious"!! Shiiiiit!

[chunkymilk]

Hahaha funny shit, man.

[MrD1etzz]

THIS IS UNREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1228Glenn]

My full..............eleven inches...

[Karkenou]

Life is funny, because at any given moment we can succumb to life's problems. There are problems wherever you go, Skweezy. What you have to do is keep positive. If you keep positive you can do practically anything.

You are the master of your own life. If you get shit on, you probably were too focused on the ground, know what I'm sayin? Just keep an eye out for the falling shit. If that doesn't work, buy an umbrella.

[Thorvius]

@Karkenou You know this guys an actor, right?

[Karkenou]

@Thorvius

Yeah I've since figured that out.

[JessePetral]

yum bumhole in your nose :S haha this guys fucked

[GIFullmetal]

she had.... pause.... 11 inches in her mouth!

[CrystalEyesxx]

I see what you did there. Epic comedian.

[sofnsable]

DONT OPEN DA BOX HOME. U GON STICK YOUR HAND IN THERE AND GET A HAND LOAD O DICK

[trueshadow64]

lmfao!!!

[EffigytheBest]

The new unforgivable.

[brapboys503]

Gettin skank in mah mustache.

[Gearsdisraeli]

@brapboys503 stank*



[jookieozh]

SO UCKING FUNNY AHWALANALMFAO

[ukcnitro]

bad things happen to good people because it due to the illumanti. look at it this way if people where smart the majority of deaths on people would be less. the only reason bad things dosnt happen to bad people because they are uneducated and the illumanti would achieve its goal to kill as meny dopes as possible.

so you could either:

be a bad person and live till the illumanti achieves its goal or

be a good person untill in middle age something bad happens to you

[AXLEGREASEframeset]

@ukcnitro THEYARELOOKIGNFORYOU UKCNITRO

[pleezedazpiss]

11 inches...yeah 6 inches of his + 5 inches of urs lol

[Craft2299]

Maybe you should have payed at some point XD

[boredgirl2211]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA aww

[NATESOR]

haven't we all been there before tho???

[TheClockblocker]

Some times I feel bad for you Skweezy....

Technically you "Jibbezed" in his mouth xD

[chaostic84]

Its called meth! and you did it dont lie plea no contest!!

[Havoc5487]

BRAKAOBAMA MOTHERFUCKER

[BitfeNicks]

Maybe bad things just happen to stupid people.

[zatchbell89]

anyone else think its a little funny he hesitated when he said eleven inches?

[iTheeHodge]

52 people did not finish it

[iTheeHodge]

52 people didnt finish it

[shawn4201111]

crack head jk

[ParaTroopaGoomba]

Lmfaoo "And then i'll take your camero home and fuck your wife" XDD

[VIKING33NY]

Funny, Funny shit!!!!!

[mrtonypops]

Saw this dude workin' at the Apple store at the Grove. I never forget a face. Hilarious.

[hellokitty35100]

Lol

[hellokitty35100]

Wow you need help..out yr mind

[zirixpo]

Second timothy chapter two

[zirixpo]

Why are these things your interest? You are making a confession of honesty , each time you have said to god, I'm leaving you for a while, but I know you are there, and ill new back one day, he heard you, the source of your pain isn't anything youve done or had happen,but you feel sorrow, your life has not allowed you to be weak in your dispositions, come back now, walk away , don't look back, you are forgiven open your heart in silence and peace, one day at a time shelom brother.

[butterytoast12]

@zirixpo he isnt for real this is for lulz

[stanmiguelis1]

jibbs,... that bartender set u up,.. bro ... for sure. thats fucked up !!!

[raveallnightlong]

@stanmiguelis1 Dam bro u are so right!! I didnt even think of that. Holy shit...

[Radix0mfg]

Ay guys, leave this dude alone. He's in pain and none of ya guys are making it better by commenting negative shit, why not encourage him instead. I dunno, the internet is filled with trollz but still, just because there's so many trolls doesnt mean ya have to be one too when you see one. Sooooo....

Be nice boys and girls :D

Else old bitch karma will fuck you up someday. lololol....

[pissonmybutthole]

so we settled on 27 dollars......

[RoughNeckRage]

@pissonmybutthole Dude i fell out when he said that goddamn

[missqjulie]

Yo this is crazy!

[xbox2pins]

Finish it.

[ndrummer99]

Why do bad things happen to good people? That only happened once. And he volunteered for it. -RC Sproul

[ssvipershockey12]

thumbs up if the person with the highest rated comment has a small dick

[ladymacbeth260]

sooo>>>>> does that make u gay now???

[Fma1416]

how did he end up in jail

[pimpin7458]

i bet u feel bi right now dude

[apocaRUFF]

This is so hilarious

[nibblemytoe69]

wow he's British lol

[KillAllRats856]

i was lyk "BARACK OBAMA MOTHAFUCKA!!!" n punched him in dha nose

[MHend47]

Maybe that's just it. You say you just want to live your live. Well do you know what God says? He says whoever finds his life will lose his soul, and whoever gives up his life for Christ will save his soul. So brother, pick up your cross and follow christ, your questions will become clarified with the time you spend with God.

[MHend47]

Dude, you should sit down and read Job in the Bible, it will answer your questions!

[Scottwax]

Don't look in the box

[aquateenI16]

"Barrack Obama mother fucker, and I fuckin punched him in the face!"

[tommiisan]

Dude, you remind me of Ninja from Die Antwoord...

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

I grabbed a.....I grabbed a handful of penis.....

ROTFL

[EthanAndCodyRulez1]

"wiggled her butthole in my nose".... fucking ew.

[DeltaLimaNiner]

4:29 turned real serious dawg

[imnedberg]

Why do bad things happen to good people?

- because the stupid ones would never learn anything from it.... ;)

[boeribiri]

boo fuckin hoooo

[ChaldeanDavid]

what does it mean to be happy? i think that's your real question

[thatstheguy07]

Fuck, this was good. Jacob. hahahha

[sourrpatchh]

If he moves to Boston, he can live MA life.

[Gottasuckit]

You cant make up things like this.

[RBHILL300]

I hate the saying why do bad things happen to good people, when no one is good. It should be why do bad things happen to the saved person.

[jacksonfitzsimmons4]

Maybe you should get a job and quit weed.

[professionalblogger]

@jacksonfitzsimmons4 Quit weed? Lol. Someone needs to get educated about the benefits of marijuana. Look up Ricky Simpson, bro. Also, regular marijuana smokers are 60 something % less likely to get certain cancers.

[TheLuminesence]

@jacksonfitzsimmons4 maybe you should quit job and get weed.

[boomerangsp246]

BARACK OBAMA MOTHAFUCKA!