Airline Pilot Practical Jokes

[OlaNaTungee6]

cloud......

[darthcamronius]

I knew it was a Monty python skit! It's pretty easy to tell. It's english, and it's really funny. There u go. No I'm kidding, but it is easy to tell

[DeanC993]

Graham was such a boss(:



[DeanC993]

Totally



[s211cool2]

I AM an Emirates Pilot and I definitely will do this when I am flying over the Pacific Ocean some time!

[nicki446]

@s211cool2 I am an Emirates Frequent Flyer and will be looking forward to you doing this whilst we are flying over the Pacific Ocean.

[bockenrecords]

How can 67 people dislike this?

[VirusZNM]

And they are blaming the terrorists... :D

[Wolfengirl88]

64 people jumped off the plane

[jbitar]

pilots do this in real life

[Netzer91]

Hahahahaha!!!! Couldn't stop laughing!!!

[Rollingag1421]

I want to be an air line pilot becuase it look like a lot of fun is it commet me back.

[bleedblueandpurple]

"I spy with my little eye something begininng with s..... sky. ahuh"

"I spy with my little eye something beginning with c... cloud yeah"

"You know I wouldn't be surprized if we got in trouble about this..."

i<3 This sketch!

[bleedblueandpurple]

I spy with my little eye something begininng with s..... sky. ahuh

I spy with my little eye something beginning with c... cloud yeah

You know I wouldn't be surprized if we got in trouble about this...

i<3 This sketch!

[relacley]

Laughed my arse of throughout this ;)

[saturnstargirl]

Does anyone know what episode this is from?

[Lumophage]

@saturnstargirl It's from the movie "How to Irritate people" I believe

[Bartney1994]

2:51 SALIVA !!!! hahah

[saturnstargirl]

I tried something like this but at my house. I came out of the front room and said "Please do not panic, the carpet is NOT on fire." I got grounded that day.

[Endrey1375]

63 people jumped out of the plane

[hairysaccs]

i would sell my soul to the devil to be a pilot

[mdtncr]

i spy with my little eye ...

[Coffeevaccine]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Hilarious.

[spongebobby9411]

Lol

[knox2189]

What's a squll???????

[eldospawn15]

that is just evil!

[ishanthvarma]

gd one

[Tiwaking]

@wwwtotalitaerde You must release the squill but may not remove your safety belts.

[techguy3000]

LOL!

[YugiBakuraYami]

if i ever bacame an airplane pilot, i don't think i could ever resist the temptation of doing that. XD

[Kornknealious]

I cannot believe I never saw this sketch before!! bwahhaha....

[kook2222]

While the Vietnam war was Raging, this sketch was Made for T.V it was a hit in America then as much as it is now. Oldie but Goldie. God Bless America.

[69green08]

So funny

[tubesoxabc]

lol!

here is another great video. pilots spot Santa on Christmas Eve. very cool!

type : Santa night sky 2010

enjoy!

[Kzar5678]

"Wait a minute!!...They've all jumped out!!!!" *Hysterical laughter*

I did the same thing!!

[icaughtfire93]

i think i want to become a pilot just so i can do this :P

[MsBemylover]

hehehe :p

[ArasBabyJ]

"I'm doing the worried walk now" :D

[jericho51166]

Stop talking about politics. This stuff us dang funny and that's all that matters.

[7399me]

lol.

[EpicalReserve]

(looks out window) ah hahaha..... ha........ ha

[999Phineas]

They shold get bored more often!

[Melissavictoria24]

lol this made me laugh!

[wossamaggiga]

I miss Graham Chapman <3

[AceKimiChan]

@TurbofanDude Yeah, and real pet shop owners would get in trouble for selling a dead parrot, the Ministry of Silly Walks doesn't exist and the Spanish Inquisition never tried to torture anyone with "The Comfy Chair".

This. Isn't. Real.

...And it really is that funny.

[lisambofoh]

@TurbofanDude The skit is funny because this wouldn't be funny in real life.

[TurbofanDude]

@lisambofoh I admit that, I interpreted it wrong

[ohmandamp]

@TurbofanDude Hence the humor.

[Mangotrond]

@TurbofanDude  Why don't all you Americans stop nagging about 9/11

jesus tapdancing christ! Just because of what happened 9 years ago, people can't ever make a joke about airplanes anymore?

[TurbofanDude]

@Mangotrond Didn't I already say I interpretted this wrong. Yes, it is funny. But watch what you say, a lot of people (including me) could easily take what you're trying to say wrong.

[larsjake]

@TurbofanDude What does a monty python skit from the 70's have to do with 9/11? You are the morons that bring shame on this country, you and your oversensitive liberal "Political correctness".

[TurbofanDude]

@Mangotrond I get what you're trying to say

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@TurbofanDude it's a FICTIONAL COMEDY. Sheesh. And since your government orchestrated 9/11, and are currently involved in sexually assaulting passengers (oh I forgot, it's not sexual assault, it's "enhanced pat downs" just like Bush's torture was "enhanced interrogation") I doubt they'd be that bothered about this.

[TurbofanDude]

@WiccanHighPriest0 I AM GOING TO SAY THIS FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME. I INTERPRETED IT WRONG. That comment probably offended at least 500 people in the last 6 hours. How dare you accuse us of attacking our own city. HORSESHIT. Bush was not the best president, but he wasn't as awful as people think. Get your fucking facts straight before you talk about something will you?!

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@TurbofanDude you're a fucking deluded moron. Your government does something sick, and rather than actually HONOUR the memory of the dead by trying to find out the truth about what happened in order to try to hold people accountable, you believe the bullshit government story - even despite previous governments having ADMITTED acting in appaling ways! You may think you're being patriotic, but when you support a corrupt President instead of your fellow citizens, you're being the exact opposite

[TurbofanDude]

@WiccanHighPriest0 oh you're retarted anyway. I'm done with this gay youtube fight. Go ahead, call me whatever. I don't care.

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@TurbofanDude stick head in sand rather than face up to reality. Typical American way these days. A fucking disgrace to those who fought and died for your freedoms

[TurbofanDude]

@WiccanHighPriest0 Also, are you even an American?!?!?? If so not, double horseshit. You weren't here, you weren't here for the death of over 3000 people. Get the fuck out of here.

[heroicfailures]

@TurbofanDude what the hell does it matter whether or not he is american? Honestly you all think that that is some sort of right of passage and makes you gods own. sure 9/11 was a tragedy and it should be remembered for it but that does not mean that it should be brought up all the time to ruin things which are fun. and isnt the thing which is supposed to make america so great freedom of sppech and all of that shit? which is basically what your impeding

[TurbofanDude]

@heroicfailures Oh my God, whatever! ALL I SAID WAS I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS FUNNY, THEN I ADMITTED I INTERPRETED IT WRONG! Why is this an argument. Yes I made a few stupid comments and I apologize, but Christ let it go already

[seanh00700]

@TurbofanDude your a moron !!

[zenarcade64]

Is this the footage of that BA flight?

[sousaphonist]

Probably one of their funnier sketches!

[Shockwave474]

This brilliant god-damn sketch hurts my face.

[Dan500ful]

LMFAO

[GavinMannion]

best final phrase ever :)

[rodstarknight]

This reminds me of the fairy from Vancouver to Nanaimo.

[coenpat]

emergency sprill

[HubertCumberdale22]

i spy with my little eye, something that beginns with p!

people who jumped out of the airplane xD

[umahuma4]

Im going to do that when im an ATP

[TheFr3sh1]

LOL

[gudandchilly]

i spy with my little eye .... a great sketch :P

[ComputerTeacher1620]

Lol they all jumped out! That was funny!

[blunklaura]

perfect monty python !

[blunklaura]

@blunklaura ...also why i am afraid to fly !!!!

[uncensored209]

"I spy with my lil eye something beginning with the letter P"

"Uhm..oh look..i know, Plane"

"Yes..uh..OMG P- PLANE!! HEAD ON!!"

"AAAAAAAAH!!!"

[slidingonglass]

Yup.  We live in terror of random shearing. All of us except the bald ones.

[Ladiesman217n]

they say an airline pilots life is hours of boredom followed by seconds of shear terror

[thetreeregimovies]

@Ladiesman217n oh hell no, YEARS of fun and seconds of terror

[pianomanmaestro]

LOL! this is funny!

[SherryBarhyn56]

nahab total bock auf bissl chatn wer will der kann sich ja bei mir melden

[mcquoidellum]

honestly.. you assholes that didn't like that... pisses me off. You can't not like it

[comicalstuffnn]

Lol

[HerkyHawk1985]

mig8769 this so funny !! LMAO !!! Peace, Paul

[chris5812341234]

lol

[777Plox]

heheheh

[clochette29450]

Can someone tell me what Graham's says between 2:23 and 2:37 ? I'm French, I can't hear ! :)

[m0u53m4t]

The joke is that they'r saying nonsense. THey're not saying anything real.

[clochette29450]

Thx, that's probably why I didn't recognize the words ! :D

[O8SOL3TE]

Il sort un truc du genre: "Gobbledygook... the scramsoms above your heads are now ready to flange, please unfasten your safety belts and press the emeregency photo scamps on the back of the seats behind you".

[clochette29450]

Ah oui, pas mal ! Merci beaucoup !

[nolan12345678912]

@clochette29450 moi aussi.

"The scransoms above your head are now ready to flange. Please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photoscamps on the back of the seats behind you."

[clochette29450]

@nolan12345678912 Merci ! ;)

[airdelta9]

lololololololololhahahahaharof­lroflhahahalolololo

[chrisiokhugfr]

LOL I AM ROTFL

fav.

[antontk1]

"Please remove the luggage from the regs above your heads and place it on the regs on the other side of the aircraft, except the hand-luggage, which you should sit on!"

[636roadrunner]

"the emergency sprill must be released!"

"But do not unfasten your safety belts!"

HAHAHAHA

[mrmattcanwin]

hahaha that was great

[Star0Crossed]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[shadddey5]

"One of them is going to the washroom....Is hethere yet?..he's just closiiing theee doooooor..NOW right....1..2...3...please return to your seats and fasten your safetybelts immidiately please!"

God that made me piss my self lauhging!

[AdamsTeinz]

@shadddey5 Well you didn't have your safety belt fastened. That's horrible of you.

[jankuya]

The wings are not on fire!

[Ketersimax]

but its bloody funny!

[Ketersimax]

are you kiddin??? If you think its not funny then why the hell did u watch it. And by the way...its hilarious!!!

[Eikinkloster]

Perhaps because he hoped it would have been funny?

[florianvandillen]

It's bloody brilliant.. :D

[hhh307]

it aint sum american called john cleese its of monty pythons flying circus :)

[TexDublee]

Excellent ! Brilliant ! (tout comme mon commentaire multilingue)

[menno023]

i bet pilots do that all the time

[Ketersimax]

lol im neva flyin again =P

[butterballable]

This isn't Monty Python, this is John Cleese's 'How to Irritate People'. It's a great clip though, thanks for the upload!

[verbusen]

Thanks for that clarification because I have the MP complete box set and never saw this sketch! Now I know, thanks again.

[Minidude3215]

so hilarious i  coodnt stop laughing for hours

[broncosown4]

owned

[bigbang966]

1:14 lol

[spi898]

OMG these Guys are so Funny

[luckyme1133]

omg lolz.

[WaaahWah]

"We are now flying at 10 000 feet and my wife left me when i converted to Islam"

[Sapphire336]

god i laughed soo hard at this one :D

[erman777]

hahahahahahahahah hand laguage which you should seat on hahahahaha

[utubewatchero]

3:22 they've all jumped out!... whoops

[mangagirlk2]

man this is funny lol im about to fly 4 the first time tomorrow and i keep looking 4 air plane vids!

[shotgun853]

thats not good. what if u find some airplane crashes.

[albertofranco14]

lol i do the same thing, but i look at plane crashes

[SUPERPILOT93]

That is hilarios! I have to see more!

[Skybolter]

Those guys are Crazy

[luv25jan09]

my ... i keep laughing, so funny! :O

[calliopeyacht]

HA! This is great! I have been tempted to do this several times.

[tookietookie123]

It's impossible to open a door on a commercial plane because the pressure inside the airplane is so strong it pushes against the door so it prevents the doors from being opened...

[tookietookie123]

Yes because i once asked... And they let people move around the plane at some point do you really think they'd let you go to the door and just turn it and see if it opens...

[grame141]

it wouldn't open anyway,no matter how hard you tried to open any of the doors

[jewlzben]

dont get technical on a comical skit, look up fuselage compressions if you want opinions on opening doors on a 747, jesus christ, its monty python for fuck sake

[chakorn1]

Oh shut up; its fictional?

[xterrasesc]

what a horrible set

[helencooper1]

brill haent laughed so much in ages it really cheers me up

it never gets old

[TasBiscot]

i havent laughed this much in a while- its been a bad day :)

[evildevillivedlive]

soup-nazi?

[scaroth5050]

this is from john cleese's "How to Irritate People"

[plantener]

Is this from Mothy Pythons Flying Circus?

[lqiyun7]

Just asking, does this video come from a movie or a show or variety show etc? if so, does anyone know what's the title of that show?? :)

[SquirrelLover7373]

Monty Python's Flying Circus

[luzcasti]

muy bueno jijijiji

[atomaant]

omg xD that's funny.

I would be mad as all

get out if they did that to

me, but hey, life is always funny

if it isn't happening to you.

[tetavo]

"it is vitally important to -------------- as the warning bell sounds"

[nicolaysk]

=)), they jump out =))

[Neonspinnazz30]

hang on, hang on... they've all jumped out!!

[Ninu70]

"a tea will now be served" xD xD

[thanasisbmw]

Fucking English humor!!! colder than nitrogen

[joferg70]

where as the Greeks are world famous for their fun and humour!!!? ;)

[okinawanchik]

this is funny!

[knumbknuts95]

lol that would be sooooooooooo funny

[stormthorgerson]

what did h say at :41, no calls for what?

[janmanpeterpan]

no cause for alarm...

[hondaaccourd5]

lol i thought he said there is no call for allah

[Kboth1818]

this is absolutely the funniset thing ive seen in the last 2 hours!!!

[FlyWMU]

hmm...I am an airline pilot and I have definitely been tempted to do this! It'd be freakin hilarious, even though it'd be the last thing I ever did at an airline since I'd surely be fired...good times

[HugelyBig]

Try it on your retirement flight? =D

[jamesnfld]

this is about the worst thing i have ever seen