Reincarnation.

[fireballwithunicorns]

it was clever, but it took a good 5 seconds. which make 500 1/100 of a second so yeah

[airsoft242]

a catfish duh

[rockband5557]

that joke is tooo funny

[hirandomgirl123]

i'd become a human that can never die and can kill anyone so i can kill the goverment

i join fluffeiusm!!!!!!!!

[ventusvulpes]

i lol'd when you mentioned scientology. :D

[slakovicsuljo]

best basketball player

[dhadda2]

A FUCKING PANDA, YO!

[ImaBearXD]

an alien on some other planet or just another human... :D

[123natureboy09]

altair

[333mike720]

Id become flufee :3

[LukaMegurine3]

A new born Baby :3

[AndrewAjarama]

A women, just for a day though.

[FonixFire]

megan fox bra...

[woowoowooyouknowit99]

@FonixFire i like  your style

[FonixFire]

@woowoowooyouknowit99 hahahaha thx lol

[woowoowooyouknowit99]

@FonixFire welcome

[kocisvart94]

Big foot <3 I won't be one of those big foot that hiddes in the woods! i would fuck the humans as fast i could :D

[TreyMan1231997]

FLuffee. that simple.

[27677th]

I would say god

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

i would be justin bieber. because everyone says FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER! .. then everyona wants to fuck me ;-)

[bulebull1]

spagetti cat

[Demondragon789]

I will be kurama from yu yu hakusho

[protoalex2000]

i will be the a kid

[littlered222222]

kenny from southpark.. i'll just keep coming back to life as every time i die.. i'll live forever

[killerr721]

i would scream jack the ripper

[airsoftnoob321]

I would scream, THE LAST AIR BENDER (After he learns all the moves from the different nations)

[daniel57248]

when i jumped i said segwayman and i woke up in happy wheels

[TudorPangal]

Plutox sounds like an STD.

[jonnyandquinn]

or a flying spagetti monster

[jonnyandquinn]

bago weed

[xxx772255]

I would become THE CHOSEN ONE

[AnimeGirl1123]

An anime character in InuYasha :D

[Zombieassaassin]

Soap Mactavish

[lv85huenex]

Boxxy

[DesuDesuRampage]

I would be reincarnated as a reincarnating reincarnation of Tupac Shakur with more rap skills

[bluewolf1313]

Wolf. So I can eat someone I don't like.

[1N73RC3P7OR]

I would be reincarnated as an alien commander and i would invade Earth. yay for me ^.^

[VanityInsanity14]

i would become pikachu:D

[mckenzievanity69]

i would become dahvie vanitys girlfriend.

[MrMithrilPheonix]

*knocks foot against a rock before jump* GOD *pause as not to curse*

[anamielov78]

a wild cat

[relaod9]

I would want to be a little green alien, with a UFO. Imagine the amount of people you could fuck around with.

[BarrysResearch]

A Healthy Shark

[Pawc4]

WOLF

[megaepicvidz101]

White Bengal Tiger.

[WEEGEEWILLGETU]

I would want to be a pokemon

[PykohYT]

I bet Colonel Sanders got reincarnated as a chick in the processing plant.

[hollywoodundeadbxtch]

i wanna be a zombie!!!! i love zombies<3

[markeryu]

Fluffee's Son HELL YEAH >:D

[TheSnowyice]

I would want to be a dolphin. They're so cool. :]

[drumking5197]

a legume

[chickenwithanafro]

i would be a chickenwithanafro

[ibecool2]

an arrow to the knee.....

[Blarzez]

scientology sucks

[Blarzez]

I WANNA BE A FLUFFEEIST

[GrimKronix]

Koala bear fuck yeah

[FrogzzLuveerrr]

A pretty unicorn that eats chuck Norris and poops black people :)

[Hellsvoltage]

@flufeetalks what will happen to you when you die as a unborn child because u did nothing good and nothing bad in the world

[ces0784]

a realy realy realy realy rare type of monkey and there is only one other one in the world

[pangawack2000]

i would be Megan Fox

[pangawack2000]

i would be spongebob

[thedeadblob]

i would be a talking britsh vampire panda bear

[Hardrockgirl625]

Vampire!

[Thoronos93]

id be the capital F on your hat

[420chance666]

myself 

[Cyb0rC4t]

a cat....

[ChiomaLuv1]

VAMPIRE! 

[ScorpionFan9908]

How much is it if i want to join

[CutiePieLoL5]

I thought that happened when I was little. I only thought that you became babies before they were born. Then you chose one and you're born. I wondered how my personality was as my last person. I sometimes wondered if I'm just in coma. I had a big mind when I was little. Now I'm lazy. =]

[DarkGoku2000]

the devil no even better EMINEM with devil powers

[timspychalla]

thumbs up if you think this guy is funny because he thinks he's funny

[supersawneekfan]

LOL That joke was epic win!

[gotcash4mocha]

i am jesus

[MistisAdventures]

id become a unicorn. those things are badass

[Rougemoviesandgames]

ok ill join fluffieism.... oh wiat u have to pay f**k that

[bonecrusherfromla]

GOD's advisor

[FuchsiaTheWolf]

A POTATO!

[MrNNever]

so...how much do I pay?

[moemoe45love]

Lol best joke ever!!

[wafflewaffle90]

a fairy

or the richest person alive :P

[MrDanBouma]

richest person alive.

[dravenska1]

Angel / demon

[AZytkowski12]

Tiger



[tomshields226]

FLUFFEEISM!!!!!



[JustinMusical]

World's Smartest Man Alive

[BluntzTheWickedClown]

a vampire

[liv2000iscool]

a peice of pie

[TakeADumpOnYourChest]

i want to come back as a grape that you eat and then you get to poop me out

[CoryWong707]

He took my idea i made that religion a while ago...well ii tried but never made it official

[Lee2785991]

How much do I have to pay you? lol

[caliburedge2411]

cloud strife lol

[obamasuck566]

if i was reincarnated id wanna come back as a stripper pole maybe a pussy or tits

[NothingChild]

I would be a grizzly bear... but hopefully one that doesn't get shot :/

[chickenisman]

I'd come back as an anime voice actor, but actually good at it.

[kittenlover00001]

I'd want to be reincarnated as a kitten (Look at my username for why I want to be turned into a kitten...) :3

[VanessaPetridis1805]

I'd yell out a lion. That way I could kill anyone who made my life a living hell in my previous life

[bob93404]

I would yell werewolf and start going around turning into a wolf for money by doing tricks and betting

[SirenoftheBallad96]

I'd yell "Unicorn!" And dash away, crushing a crystal out of my path.

[AmazingBrandi]

Id become your face lol.



[bason121]

in my country that joke is a little difrent

[KaylaAnimeLover1]

I would be osama bin laden reborn >:D

[19niccy]

i would be fluffe's girlfriend!

LOL!!

[ubercoolist]

megan fox imma dude

[Lee2785991]

I would say GOD and I will become God stay on heaven

[TheRanting101]

id become Godzilla!

[ayomarco1]

i want to be fluffeism but it depends on how much money haha xD

[Ogamercatt]

@RuShxFLOPPA1 yeah that got me thinking. If that's true then after you die it's just darkness...forever. Think about that.

[thoughtbubble17]

i wuld be a bald eagle

[SillyBandedGecko]

i would be a wolf and i would just kill everyone

[12345Bowser]

I'd be a walrus.

[TheCarth]

i would be ninja assassin from the movie ninja assassin or superman and just go around being a criminal

[92BadBird]

I would be raincarnated as a ghost if that is even possible so i could sneak into hot bitches houses and watch them in the shower >:D

yea i know im a creep.

LOL

[originalgiarcisback]

dood you still have your accent

[Miaka150]

I would become Fluffee

[ComputerGamerify]

id yell out docotr who.

[xCoLoRfUlXbUbBlEx11]

I would become a demonic wolf so i can torment ppl who make my life hell >:D

[RuShxFLOPPA1]

I know this is wrong to be 12 and saying this but what if there was no God or shit like that

[RuShxFLOPPA1]

If there is a God were did he or she come from?

[trevoranddavid]

the next jesus...... o wait is that aready taken, o my bad ok i would be a wolvorine

[shanaynayROCKS123]

id join ur religion haha

[Jdude1795]

i'd become a girl with massive tits

[SpidermanEminem]

im gonna save 2 babies and a dog from a burning bulding

[xDasNotFunny]

reincarnation...

= in the flesh

[TheNarutono1]

id wanta come bk as the okami version of a neko!!! X3

[AvrilLavinge4eva]

ummmmm, I think have $6.07 on me. Is that enough?

[AvrilLavinge4eva]

In my old life I was a theater performer and how i died was : I was on a bridge in the dark at midnight and somone comes out of the fog and stabs me and leaves me there to die. I found out through my friends mom shes physic and owns a buisness that does this kind of readings.

[smt2016]

id become a cobra

[MorinaDemayo]

Id become god

[sasuke37443744]

no no no id jump off and yell out avatar so i could bend air water earth and fire :3

[Helm2112]

Optimus prime

[XxRubyDevils22xX]

I'd wanna be reincarnated as Jesus. ;D

[HeartlessJesseAgain]

@XxRubyDevils22xX must be painful

[STUNTMAN360IVANM]

i would be a dog literally GET SOME TAIL

[mokunakoi]

I'll become a dragon

LIKE A BOSS

[sasuke37443744]

@mokunakoi LOL im with ya on that one

[mokunakoi]

@sasuke37443744 WHOO YEAH!

[SanDiegoArtNut]

Fluffee, you're a Unitarian!

[AlesD25602]

Thats karma

[inutrumqueparatus]

I've converted to Fluffeeism.

[bigguytrunks]

If i could be reincarnated as anything, i would come back as a rock, be used a weapon or something... or.. just sit there on the ground and one day get crushed by some kind of guy with a hammer.

[ellebolle1]

Housecat with a nice family. Ther's really no better way to live.

[sanfranegahiga]

god

[chrisalex5498]

Friggin Wolf. Wolf man. WOLF.

[MikeTheSkullOfFlames]

I am from Plutox and i am very offended, white people are not alowed to say the G word

[Duahlity]

a UFO

[hello333able]

a termite

[mdo9707]

a pheonix

[ianrabbit1]

id be GOD :]

[BassApprentice3]

i would become a FLuffee :P

[TeChnOB17ch4Lif3]

A unigon :)

[staggo3000]

ID BE A FRIGGIN WOLF

[briannabribri11]

I would come back as a wolf, or a werewolf. Not the fairy twilight ones, but the awesome Hellsing ones, or however you spell that . . .

[MrDeeb8]

id become fluffee!

[LilcMb20]

I've always wanted to fly so given the chance I would like to be reincarnated as wonderwoman, supergirl or Hawkgirl but if that's too much to ask then an Adarna bird would do....

[survivealist]

I would be a turtle cause turtles are awesome

[DJPUMBER]

or chuck norise

[DJPUMBER]

i would become god

[blazingangel908]

I wanna join fluffee's religion

[blazingangel908]

well shit, I can't be anyone cool because I'm a girl and all the cool people, video game characters, and anime characters are guys I can't be- Issac from deadspace pein or sasuke from naruto cloud strife or sephiroth from final fantsay chuck norris spiderman or goku from dragon ball z god damnit! It sucks to be a girl

[oiawsome99]

Goku hes the strongest anime character ever

Picollo:NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[sasusakufan3]

i'd come back as Naruto Uzumaki. No. Really.

[DeathstalkerGB]

id come back as evil superman

[MrNauruto]

I'd become obama and screw america in the ass more than the democrats.

[kakokapolei123]

I'd become every character in video games

[dodo4189]

I'd slip off the cliff yelling "Jesus Christ!"

[ambusher5]

i would an alien from avp

[youantgotshit666]

Uhm I would be fluffee

[Bitchlen07Shitlen]

A puppy!

[jessisnacorn]

I'd be Batman. Always be Batman

[nbaballers2004]

the best thing in the world a lamp

[TwilightWolf285]

Holy crap. I'd be crap, with a jesus necklace xD

[smackout123]

No I'd be chris angel I could walk on water.

[NoFantasy]

I'd jump and scream "Flying Spaghetti Monster!!"

Then I'd reveal myself to the world and finely there would be peace under the glorious name of FSP. Then I'd eat myself, because I love spaghetti

[aresforever19]

i'd come back as a great scientist and prove this shit wrong

[xJasmineMMusicx]

Dementor :D

[Gizzo93]

J.D: *jumps of cliff* EEAAAAAGLLLE !

[TheDounttron]

Dounttron.

[TimmyCabot]

a good-hearted, and selfless soldier, or some other kind of "sheepdog". being physically able -, and allowed, to protect other people from tyranny and oppression..

[rioluluver200]

a pokemon trainer :)

[Pvtvito]

i would be the invisible man

[Pvtvito]

would fluffism have every holiday?

[sonicprop97]

Id Be CHUCK NORRIS

[GamerGeomarsull]

a wolf or a mightyena (pokemon)

[PKMN1578]

I'd be reincarnated as Ether Bowser or a pokemon trainer

[tonyspazfur]

i was thinking of that joke earlyer today actualy lol