I had my fingers crossed the pastor would knock out the woman next to him, this is disappointing to say the least. It's saving grace it the 'woooo' that comes out of the black guys mouth. Still THUMBS DOWN.
lyrics: "had it nine years. the pain left. you can bend the knee" "OUA!" *thmp* "you're healed" "WPP!" "i said bend the knee" "OUA!" *thmp* "g' knee" "OUA!" *thmp* "g' knee" "OUA!" *thmp* "your he-left. you can bend the knee. "OUA!" *thmp* "you're healed" "WPP!" "i said left. you can bend the knee."OUA!" *thmp* "you're healed" "WPP!" "i said.."
Wrong, he was holding the mic and the man bent down. he did not pop him in the face. That's like bumping into a wall and saying the building attacked you.
psalm 50:16 ''But unto the wicked God saith,what hast thou to do declare my statutes,or that thou shouldest take my covenant in thy mouth''.This devil white man (EDOMITE) not suppose to be preaching at all and he's not suppose to have the bible either and this lost coon nigga he just a slave.
I went to a church with my friend once and a freak like this was speaking. He said come down all and most did ,I was thinking we were just going to stand together and pray..etc. but then he started that heal you shit and fake ass people started the show, falling down and stuff..man I was like get me out of this freak show.
Do people actually believe the bullshit that spews from these peoples mouths?Lmao,There's no way any one buys into this.Religion=Biggest scam known to man.
@gerudgutierrez logic is the easy way out, the easiest path brings the least results.
If everyone fallowed the morals and commandments in the bible you dont think this would be a better world? Just seems to most people who have read the bible that it would be the case, dosnt sound like something to hate so much,even if you dont believe in it.
@jdssurf The ten commandments say also you shall not make any stone gods before me....listen buddy..we dont need the ten commandments to tell us how to act...is that too hard for you? I dont have morals because of the bible but because it comes in my concious and the people around me show it...the bible is a very VERY sick book smart guy...ive read most of it..i used to be a christian and believe me im not kidding....
@23421432143 lol the muslims are wrong eh? and your not.....where is your proof....why cant you believe in zeus i know hes reall....wheres the evidence...and btw i read most of the bible....its false budd
Listen up my friends; I am looking for some help and guidance. I have been through an awakening of profound intensity and meaning. I speak the truth and can prove what I will expose. If you please, see the information coming out at MercyCal.com. Search videos at mercycal here at YouTube. It is truthful and I can prove it. I am bound only to the truth but can seek advice from the faithful. Peace to all souls.
look up "Reading from the Book of Troll" on youtube. hilarious story about what happened to the original troll! "trolls gangsters and a 1997 crown victoria" rofl pass da word along its a funny story. he is a crazy preacher that smokes in church!
pork bbque saturdays at the baptist ch in duluth ga is better than that. it`ll heal you make you holy and fit for heaven. may21 2011 have some pigs with you for rapture,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
TRASHING the 4th commandment/Saturday sabbath (MEMORIAL OF CREATION) is the most obvious religious con job/deception on EARTH. Just compare how 99% of the church use ACTS 20:7 and never teach about ACTS 13:42-44, 16:13, 17:2 and 18:4. If PAUL trashed the sabbath, why didn't he warn all of the gentiles in ACTS to stop hanging around the Jews and come worship with him on the SUNday/Lord's day? Anti-evolutionists shoot their creation campaign in the foot by deleting the weekly creation reminder
You can bend the knee but your stupidity will now cause you a bump on your forehead. Comeback next week and I'll fix that to. Praise the monkey king howd I fool ya.
You are a bloody idiot!! Anybody can CLEARLY see that the pastor held the microphone out BEFORE he even started bending down. This was MAYBE, AT BEST, The man's fault, not the pastor's.
you can bend the knee your healed but now you need stitches for that busted lip! man only in church! is it any wonder that some of the craziest comedians come out of the church!
most religion is crap, that's why I stop going, they expect us to believe this sh!t? come on. they just take yo money (like kenneth copeland) and spend it on selfish stuff.
You said it RELIGION AND MAN! dont get it wrong bro I believe what you mean and I agree But is not about Religion nor man, it is about God and you that is definatelly trash but at least read your Bible it is not God´s fault these type of peple do bad things. It is in the Bible that men will do that but they will pay for it. God loves you - ir10031981
Evangelists are evil, the greatest form thereof. Let's all believe in the fairytale of the giant man living in the sky.He loves you, but if you don't do what he says, he will burn you for eternity.
The only reason people turn to religion is because they feel guilt for some wrong they have commited that cannot be washed away. They can't forget and feel they will not be forgiven, so they feel this "sacrifice" will redeem them.
I agree with you on that part, however you got it wrong, God is real and is not His fault dude you are traumatized and pretend to be a Psychologist understanding why people go to church. You went to a church that told you things like that, and now look at you all messed up! Religion is bad, Men are bad! But God loves you and one day you will be before HIm and then what? Think about it, say what ever but that day will come! God doesnt condem people dont get it wrong, men do! God loves U
I didn't go to a church that messed me up, I used my common sense from a child till adult and formed my own conclusion. There is no God, there is no magic and there is no Santa. Perhaps you are right, but I cannot believe in something that has proven itself corrupt for centuries. You sound like you might have made a good candidate for Jonestown. Jimmy liked sheep like you, so he could take them out with one punch!
"I cannot believe in something that has proven itself corrypt for centuries" These are your words! Again I say Religion is as you Call it, CORRUPT - but God isn´t, you have taken the image of Men and pasted it unto God wronly. Because of your own conclusion. Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding, in all your ways, acknowledge Him and He will direct your path. Prov. 3:5, 6
The Bible says it was the other way in creation and it is the other way now! Man must take Jesus image and be like HIm. He that drinks of this water will never thrist again. Life is good my friend, believe in magic come on dude! Dont take it wrong, I myself dont believe in this Bologna, I dont go for that, I am a Christian, but I dont practice this. We are talking about God and not RELIGION.
You even mix Santa in this and has nothing to do with it! I am only a candidate for heaven not Jonestown nor any crippy thing. You probably had a bad experience as a child, but I see you are a good person, open your heart to God and see He can help you open your heart and mind and your eyes. Dont take me wrong, I am not trying to put you in the spot, I am simply saying give God a chance because He gave you a chance when He died and rose again at the cross for you!
WTF??? The story goes.... that the son of god "Jesus Christ" died on the friggin cross idiot, and it's the worlds oldest fairy tale. Don't preach about something you know nothing about, you're just making my point for me. If you want to wihsper your wishes to a statue in a big cathedral that is your choice, but don't go blathering your beliefs to the rest of the human race as if your opinion is the only one that matters. Only one thing is certain, DEATH, and not even you can say what follows.
believe it or not. no one knows if its true. its better to believe in something than nothing. btw why are you watching religious stuff. also it has been passed down frm centuries ago. jst like the kkk parents tell there kids to hate black people. same as religious
I didn't search for religious garbage, I searched for "funny" hense the title of the clip. As for god, if there was a god, we were accidents, he isn't sitting on his couch watching us like sea monkeys. Must be the shits to be so insecure you need to believe in a fairy tale. The end is the end.
some great inforamtion here thanks
shellybirdy 5 days ago
you have some great stuff here
thegeffc 1 week ago
I used to have a great knee, but then I took an arrow to it.
WFSW32 4 weeks ago
Gluttony is a sin just like fornication.
2017Downtown 1 month ago
I used to be a believer just like you, then i took an arrow to the knee... but then a preacher healed it
1bardh1 1 month ago
" You're healed....Whoop!!"
tweedon1 2 months ago
@tweedon1 wow i got healed by Peter Griffin....and i am not taking life seriously i just don't know when.
TheTechnoa 2 weeks ago
I didn't know John Goodman was a preacher.
harvestsoulfly 2 months ago 3
people stop putting stupid videos
joserock2587 2 months ago
That's not a man, it's Michael Jackson back from the dead...
goson444 2 months ago
Your healed in the name of cheeseburgers.
crusty21 2 months ago
like electro funky :D
Replicachile1 3 months ago
hilarious
bombaclaat 3 months ago
More garbage preaching full of false hype and baseless dramatics.
peterpulpitpounder 3 months ago
I had my fingers crossed the pastor would knock out the woman next to him, this is disappointing to say the least. It's saving grace it the 'woooo' that comes out of the black guys mouth. Still THUMBS DOWN.
chorbster 3 months ago
OOh OOh OOH lol
theright1allthetime 3 months ago
OMG a lightsavor.. wait its the DISLIKE BAR
Adr336411 3 months ago
God karma - I fixed your knee. All it'll cost you is a fat lip. How's that for a great deal?
ChipArgyle 4 months ago
This is a horrible and funny video foreal.
Oriedo 4 months ago
@PravednikJEBOTE "the fact your're dancing while others are writing your music" is a well thought analogy. kudos!
MrFeatheredSerpent 4 months ago
The black man is getting ready to go down on the fat preacher man. The preacher will soon yell "PRAISE THE LORD"
99minerkc 4 months ago
That black man thinks that white preacher is truly superior to him...lol
Almost like a white father figure of some sorts..lol
tom11zz884 4 months ago
now the poor guy needs god to heal his dental work lol
101southsideboy 4 months ago
lyrics: "had it nine years. the pain left. you can bend the knee" "OUA!" *thmp* "you're healed" "WPP!" "i said bend the knee" "OUA!" *thmp* "g' knee" "OUA!" *thmp* "g' knee" "OUA!" *thmp* "your he-left. you can bend the knee. "OUA!" *thmp* "you're healed" "WPP!" "i said left. you can bend the knee."OUA!" *thmp* "you're healed" "WPP!" "i said.."
shrek740 4 months ago 2
so phony
skiptillman 5 months ago
Because that microphone is real.
Your god isn't.
lafouboy2 5 months ago
PROPAGANDA
nickrappazini 5 months ago
Wrong, he was holding the mic and the man bent down. he did not pop him in the face. That's like bumping into a wall and saying the building attacked you.
spicecrop 5 months ago 2
that was hilarious...love it!
neilzep 5 months ago
wooop!
xxjudasxxx 5 months ago
whooo!!!!thump....
cportmigo 5 months ago
lol,,,,funny shit!
sleepypinkyful 6 months ago
Did you see god heal this mans knee? whooooooooooooooop!!
Spiralls 6 months ago 17
healed the knee but got his grill busted
ttocs6975 6 months ago
Wooooop!
josiejss 7 months ago
@josiejss lol
Blondie7521 6 months ago
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Wizirdi 7 months ago
why is he so fat?
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donhonki1 7 months ago
man created god in his own imagination
octoron85 7 months ago
Most "healers" are fat as hell.
pulmonary3 7 months ago
@pulmonary3 That's because deep fried foods contain natural healing powers.
OneCrayGuy89 7 months ago
Pity the preacher can't be healed of being a bullshit artist.
PaKdlunch 7 months ago
haha you can bend your knees whoop whoop
killamindz138 7 months ago
lol
markechio 8 months ago
" my knee 's are all good, but my lip needs salvation!"
kikkakieran 8 months ago
psalm 50:16 ''But unto the wicked God saith,what hast thou to do declare my statutes,or that thou shouldest take my covenant in thy mouth''.This devil white man (EDOMITE) not suppose to be preaching at all and he's not suppose to have the bible either and this lost coon nigga he just a slave.
PrinceOfthyPower7 8 months ago
Con artist preacher and STUPID SHEEP
99minerkc 9 months ago
those stupid americans, how primitive. Like apes
ETRobot 10 months ago
The guy leaned into the microphone and had his eyes closed. The pastor should have waited until he opened his eyes to move the mic towards his mouth.
Rawk4Life 10 months ago
nobody gets punched wtf!? flag as misleading people
e1kie 10 months ago
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@e1kie no body said any one got punched
villanins 10 months ago
funny funny? you have an odd sense of humor
nickr125 10 months ago
false prophet !
lala12125811 10 months ago
woop!
5150ramjet 10 months ago
hilarious
TheKilik101 11 months ago
kinda funny
kungfuguy122 11 months ago
you wasent fucking time
benjamarnii 11 months ago
people dont make it funny... above is watching you for wat u are doing..be FEAR
ericsantiago011 11 months ago
Religion is a JOKE.
Derail07 1 year ago
Fake cracker minister.
flukes777 1 year ago
comedy FAIL
Flightmode747 1 year ago
god should heal his obesity!!
bestbpop 1 year ago 64
@bestbpop HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR SILLY!!! LOL XD
Powell4184 8 months ago
@Powell4184 thanks I'm glad you liked it :)
bestbpop 8 months ago
@bestbpop AMEN!
ErikVaughnDillinger 7 months ago
i thought this was funny when i read the title.......guess not >.>
t90ad 1 year ago
Hoo~!
HAAAAADO GAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Xunkun 1 year ago
He should pray to be healed from morbid obesity.
gadslca 1 year ago 2
ual . lulifer is living in the church
gregoriobarros 1 year ago
Look at that FAT GLUTTONOUS FUCK! I can't believe people spend money on these scum bag hypocrites. Americans are so fucking stupid.
bloomingdedalus 1 year ago
I went to a church with my friend once and a freak like this was speaking. He said come down all and most did ,I was thinking we were just going to stand together and pray..etc. but then he started that heal you shit and fake ass people started the show, falling down and stuff..man I was like get me out of this freak show.
George6360 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez; I wonder what you will say when your burning in HELL?!?!?!?!?
catfishparts 1 year ago
i agree not really boppin him on the mouth but everything that happens is just fuckin funny
DjDemolic 1 year ago
Atleast his knee was healed
gardnerbm 1 year ago
Hahaha woo
Brotherfireball1988 1 year ago
fail.
cutejoshie 1 year ago
Do people actually believe the bullshit that spews from these peoples mouths?Lmao,There's no way any one buys into this.Religion=Biggest scam known to man.
SteamEqualsFAIL 1 year ago 2
@SteamEqualsFAIL Depends entirely on the people who teach religion. A lot of bad blood between the people and televangelists even
DJVirgoNeun 1 year ago
@23421432143 i saw your friend luv4christ wow your really delusional....
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@23421432143 u thought you had my blocked didnt you? just because you couldnt take logic eh? well you did block me right?
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@23421432143 whats up man
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
lol at him for blocking me because he couldnt take the logic
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez logic is the easy way out, the easiest path brings the least results.
If everyone fallowed the morals and commandments in the bible you dont think this would be a better world? Just seems to most people who have read the bible that it would be the case, dosnt sound like something to hate so much,even if you dont believe in it.
jdssurf 1 year ago
@jdssurf The ten commandments say also you shall not make any stone gods before me....listen buddy..we dont need the ten commandments to tell us how to act...is that too hard for you? I dont have morals because of the bible but because it comes in my concious and the people around me show it...the bible is a very VERY sick book smart guy...ive read most of it..i used to be a christian and believe me im not kidding....
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
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@23421432143 did you block me on your channel?
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
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@23421432143 did you block me on your channel
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
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@23421432143 did you block me on your channel?
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@23421432143 sadly...i dont have msn...do you have a steam account?
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@23421432143 lol the muslims are wrong eh? and your not.....where is your proof....why cant you believe in zeus i know hes reall....wheres the evidence...and btw i read most of the bible....its false budd
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@23421432143 lol and your sane? talk to your creator? of coarse these guys on the video are retarded...but you dont seem sane...
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Listen up my friends; I am looking for some help and guidance. I have been through an awakening of profound intensity and meaning. I speak the truth and can prove what I will expose. If you please, see the information coming out at MercyCal.com. Search videos at mercycal here at YouTube. It is truthful and I can prove it. I am bound only to the truth but can seek advice from the faithful. Peace to all souls.
MercyCal 1 year ago
do anyone actually believe in this SHIT :)
gulbirk 1 year ago
ooooooooooooooh pain came back hit him in the lips
mrbluemagik1 1 year ago
That preacher needs to loose weight.
pcmiler2000 1 year ago
kill the who? POSITIVE FUCKER cant even spell and wants to say kill the pastors....yep.....u're hell bound....SMH
Uniquekeys 1 year ago
he did not get hit wti the mic,
u don kno wat ur talkin about
LLroxsox 1 year ago
Healed his knee and knocked his teeth out! Fair swap I spose.
2JAMMY 1 year ago
kill the pastores
POSITIVEFUCKER 1 year ago
The guy was taking painkillers on the sly!
vintagevwr1000 1 year ago
is that john goodman
guitarplayer217 1 year ago 31
woooooo
guitarplayer217 1 year ago
THIS IS FUNNY
crazyfreeman100 1 year ago 2
freezes time* replaces microphone with shotgun* "wooh! RAWLR!!!
SmOkInAcEs702 1 year ago
Rofl peter griffin Pastor :(
clandestino232 1 year ago
Somebody quick get that Pastor another donut.
19PHS74 1 year ago
look up "Reading from the Book of Troll" on youtube. hilarious story about what happened to the original troll! "trolls gangsters and a 1997 crown victoria" rofl pass da word along its a funny story. he is a crazy preacher that smokes in church!
clandarkside 1 year ago
lmmfao
Kennard2483 1 year ago
It's SHOWTIME!!!
tacotony24 1 year ago
look up "And I quote... FU."
clandarkside 1 year ago
He's doing it wrong. I hope someone who knows about how it is done correctly will write him a letter, but for now:
If you want to shove something down the throat of someone who attends your sermon, don't use your microphone or anything not part of your body.
That guy was way too old.
EPR89 1 year ago
John Goodman?
kingtroll23 1 year ago
Healed? Well I guess that is a bitch slap in the face of every doctor who spent 7 years in medical college.
phillitupp 1 year ago
that was funny...made my day
neilzep 1 year ago
He's healllllled because he was never sick.
It'z all a ploy to get the cash.
DoUWanna007 1 year ago
he healed the knee but now you messed up his lip
number3665 1 year ago
LMAO
ela23krism 1 year ago
*Lmbo*
ThatsMsB2U 1 year ago
maybe that might shrink the niggers balloon lips a bit
hereticarmy 1 year ago
I wonder how much they paid that dude to play that part?
ronhj62 1 year ago
dumb...
davidbrucemusicvideo 1 year ago
fucking white trash and niggers. stupid mix.
Rapist4u 1 year ago
@Rapist4u with out white trash and niggers where would this world be ?
GKfilmz 1 year ago
From the sounds of it, it hit his glasses :) He should be fine
FXVG 1 year ago
lol
Cooper275 1 year ago
dhaat waz dumb
1peacelovemusic98 1 year ago
HAHAHAH WHAT A SECT OF IDIOTS
DenoCro 1 year ago
Why are you making fun of this?The man was really healed in Jesus name!
Hans021220 1 year ago
Hoo!
UrbaDerpal 1 year ago
*Lmbo*
ThatsMsB2U 1 year ago
why are people who believe in aliens ,gods or witches always the same kind of simple minded dumb sheeps
listen to the shepard and follow little sheeps
ImmortalUniverse 1 year ago
@ImmortalUniverse *sheep.
who're you calling stupid? jk
jmalachipom 1 year ago
@jmalachipom
i said simple minded not stupid .
there's a difference
ImmortalUniverse 1 year ago
You can bend the knee!!! WHOOO You're healed! WHOOOP I say bend the knee! WHOOO bend the knee! WHOOO
lolololol
Runeless 1 year ago
Stupid and random, but funny.
TeeZ1990 1 year ago
wtf this shit is bunk
josiesml84 1 year ago
dumb fucking yanks
MrFuckthisworld 1 year ago
lmao this is funny as hell.
LyeLye 1 year ago
Was the mic blessed??? The next crucifix??? lmfao
angeldawn27 1 year ago
your heald now lets fix your lip
liljoke713 1 year ago
pretty fuckin stupid
0neofthem 1 year ago
The preacher didn't hit him with the microphone. The man hit his mouth on the mic when he lowered his head because of how close it was to his mouth.
Rawk4Life 1 year ago
pork bbque saturdays at the baptist ch in duluth ga is better than that. it`ll heal you make you holy and fit for heaven. may21 2011 have some pigs with you for rapture,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
calatis4u 1 year ago
not funny
smsells 1 year ago 61
@smsells Not funny to a christian yeah. Why? Because why the fuck would a real God even let that happen?
Nagraath 1 year ago
@smsells not funny ....god has a sence of humour pal, go look at yourself in a mirror to see the punchline
surfin4 1 year ago
@smsells ahhahahahha whut look at his fat tale
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TRASHING the 4th commandment/Saturday sabbath (MEMORIAL OF CREATION) is the most obvious religious con job/deception on EARTH. Just compare how 99% of the church use ACTS 20:7 and never teach about ACTS 13:42-44, 16:13, 17:2 and 18:4. If PAUL trashed the sabbath, why didn't he warn all of the gentiles in ACTS to stop hanging around the Jews and come worship with him on the SUNday/Lord's day? Anti-evolutionists shoot their creation campaign in the foot by deleting the weekly creation reminder
gettalifenow 1 year ago
u knee ooooo whoop
chanze19 1 year ago
You can bend the knee but your stupidity will now cause you a bump on your forehead. Comeback next week and I'll fix that to. Praise the monkey king howd I fool ya.
krrrruptidsoless 1 year ago
it's not funny.
TheBreezyFBaybee1 1 year ago 4
WTF??!!
sajjan0001 2 years ago
the people(televangelists) who do this are sick hypocrites
samfordbulldog09 2 years ago
i laughed more when i read the title than when i watched this.
Jah044445 2 years ago 22
BOOOOOOOOOO!! you got me hyped for this???
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ankerbecraft 2 years ago
You are a bloody idiot!! Anybody can CLEARLY see that the pastor held the microphone out BEFORE he even started bending down. This was MAYBE, AT BEST, The man's fault, not the pastor's.
jimlange 2 years ago 4
I love it!! 5 stars!
Looks like trolls are driving down the ratings. Hypocrites!!!
PukuTheBear 2 years ago
Oh no!! People have different opinions!?
dilsco 2 years ago 2
@PukuTheBear yes you are so right these are a bunch of hypocrites!
cynthiachristian2 2 years ago
this sucks
Ngyun 2 years ago
FAKE
jeyjhour 2 years ago
you can bend the knee your healed but now you need stitches for that busted lip! man only in church! is it any wonder that some of the craziest comedians come out of the church!
oldschoolsituationz 2 years ago
FAIL
SGTDA36 2 years ago
umm...not funny Epic fail.
Ghetto7Swords 2 years ago 2
i don't go to church no more because of 'dis nonsense! closest i get to church is watching the hour of power on Sunday, it's entertaining.
ir10031981 2 years ago
that's what satan wants you to do. he wants you to allow yourself to get separated so that he can destroy you.
BigBoiJC 2 years ago
most religion is crap, that's why I stop going, they expect us to believe this sh!t? come on. they just take yo money (like kenneth copeland) and spend it on selfish stuff.
ir10031981 2 years ago
You said it RELIGION AND MAN! dont get it wrong bro I believe what you mean and I agree But is not about Religion nor man, it is about God and you that is definatelly trash but at least read your Bible it is not God´s fault these type of peple do bad things. It is in the Bible that men will do that but they will pay for it. God loves you - ir10031981
Serglish 2 years ago
Religion is corrupt!
Evangelists are evil, the greatest form thereof. Let's all believe in the fairytale of the giant man living in the sky.He loves you, but if you don't do what he says, he will burn you for eternity.
The only reason people turn to religion is because they feel guilt for some wrong they have commited that cannot be washed away. They can't forget and feel they will not be forgiven, so they feel this "sacrifice" will redeem them.
Shame on you... forever.
gramboliciousness 2 years ago
I agree with you on that part, however you got it wrong, God is real and is not His fault dude you are traumatized and pretend to be a Psychologist understanding why people go to church. You went to a church that told you things like that, and now look at you all messed up! Religion is bad, Men are bad! But God loves you and one day you will be before HIm and then what? Think about it, say what ever but that day will come! God doesnt condem people dont get it wrong, men do! God loves U
Serglish 2 years ago
I didn't go to a church that messed me up, I used my common sense from a child till adult and formed my own conclusion. There is no God, there is no magic and there is no Santa. Perhaps you are right, but I cannot believe in something that has proven itself corrupt for centuries. You sound like you might have made a good candidate for Jonestown. Jimmy liked sheep like you, so he could take them out with one punch!
gramboliciousness 2 years ago
"I cannot believe in something that has proven itself corrypt for centuries" These are your words! Again I say Religion is as you Call it, CORRUPT - but God isn´t, you have taken the image of Men and pasted it unto God wronly. Because of your own conclusion. Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding, in all your ways, acknowledge Him and He will direct your path. Prov. 3:5, 6
Serglish 2 years ago
The Bible says it was the other way in creation and it is the other way now! Man must take Jesus image and be like HIm. He that drinks of this water will never thrist again. Life is good my friend, believe in magic come on dude! Dont take it wrong, I myself dont believe in this Bologna, I dont go for that, I am a Christian, but I dont practice this. We are talking about God and not RELIGION.
Serglish 2 years ago
You even mix Santa in this and has nothing to do with it! I am only a candidate for heaven not Jonestown nor any crippy thing. You probably had a bad experience as a child, but I see you are a good person, open your heart to God and see He can help you open your heart and mind and your eyes. Dont take me wrong, I am not trying to put you in the spot, I am simply saying give God a chance because He gave you a chance when He died and rose again at the cross for you!
God loves you!
Serglish 2 years ago
WTF??? The story goes.... that the son of god "Jesus Christ" died on the friggin cross idiot, and it's the worlds oldest fairy tale. Don't preach about something you know nothing about, you're just making my point for me. If you want to wihsper your wishes to a statue in a big cathedral that is your choice, but don't go blathering your beliefs to the rest of the human race as if your opinion is the only one that matters. Only one thing is certain, DEATH, and not even you can say what follows.
gramboliciousness 2 years ago
believe it or not. no one knows if its true. its better to believe in something than nothing. btw why are you watching religious stuff. also it has been passed down frm centuries ago. jst like the kkk parents tell there kids to hate black people. same as religious
Bigfellr 2 years ago
I didn't search for religious garbage, I searched for "funny" hense the title of the clip. As for god, if there was a god, we were accidents, he isn't sitting on his couch watching us like sea monkeys. Must be the shits to be so insecure you need to believe in a fairy tale. The end is the end.
gramboliciousness 2 years ago
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sisterberthabangers1 2 years ago
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fucking dumb niggers hahahahaha im chocking on my own spit hahahaha
getsomemarines93 2 years ago
"you're healed. now lets heal your lip"
hellbilly34a 2 years ago 49
@hellbilly34a lol
RetroFunkadelic 1 year ago