Mad Soccer Manager (John Sitton)

[hunk4hire]

Sitton has a sign on the wall of his office ....."Floggings will continue until morale improves."

This video is now part of an official FA Coaching Seminar; Lesson 5..........."How to Lose the Dressing Room".

[rodders0223]

Fuck the technical shit? Typical small time English bollox, what a mug. people like Stuart Pearce molded to be future England manager? Incredible.

[duncabbin]

There's a man in here

[EstupedMexicanz]

This guy looks like sylvestor salone and charlie sheen combined.



[frenchyManUTD1989]

'fuck the technical shit it's down to this, you're a fucking disgrace, no more to be said fuck off out on the pitch the lotta ya' haha classic.

[TheDevilscrayon]

You can pair up if you like.....and you can pick someone else if you like..........and you can bring your Dinner (cuz i'll have that as well).

[thegoldenbricksguy]

John "Shitton"

[NorthernSoulGer]

MAY have lost a friend?

LOL

[huggie28]

What a cunt

[supahdupahguy81]

Everyone should watch "orient for a fiver" here on youtube...has the full documentary.....see the full context.

Don't listen to these clowns taking he piss out of him....You will respect John Sitton immensely afterwards..i guarantee.....

[Easthulla]

Hope Hull City gerr him on board !

[colsh1690]

some of the fairy wankers playing football tday getting 30k pw at least could do with a talking to like this when they dont look interested

[IHWowner]

what word is bleeped out?

[chad6258]

@IHWowner according to wikipedia, the word bleeped out is "cunt"

[rodders0223]

LEGEND

[hunk4hire]

Reminds me of that cartoon a mate of mine used to have on the wall next to his desk; "Floggings will continue until morale improves!!"

[queenslandersrule]

what a fucking legend

[mircea4steaua]

Come and see how are the coaches in Romania

[MrBlade1988]

This dudes off the chain!!

[hendinho87]

tht is fuckin classic what a guy passion he showing...

question tho?? why was there a camera in the dressing room anyways???

[Walkerboy202]

And you can bring your fucking dinner? What a legend

[elgringo72]

We'll have a right sort out,,,classic quote

[romer99]

"And you can bring your fucking dinner!" Priceless!

[mattjonz222]

when he says fuck all the technical shit its down to this and thumps himself he is spot on

[charolastrafutbol]

a right good sort out!

[mikeromaniw]

probably the most entertaining bloke in football!! we need more like him.

[tigrakos123]

The worst manager ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! How the other players tolerate him?????????

[whuloyal]

Fucking nutcase

If I was one of them players I wouldnt of being able to not take the piss out of those ears

[SpursboyLiv]

"...and you can bring your fucking dinner, cos by the time i'm finished with you, you'll fucking need it...do you fucking hear what i'm saying or not?"

Absolute gold.

[McBinary]

According to Wikipedia Sitton now works in the "FA Coaching Education Scheme" hahahaha!

[snitch321]

he lives ooposite me in chingford and hes a cab driver.

[SugarCallMeDaddy]

God are are you supposed to perform when you are sent on to the pitch feeling like shit after just being told to f*** onto the pitch.

[departments2006]

I was at that very match. It was a disaster. Fucking glad those days are gone. Poor old Sits bless him, That's what you call passion. It's also what you call stupidity.

[robertcoats1]

fucking brilliant :))

[HippoTank]

this guy is so funny, i would like a manager like that.

IT'S DOWN TO THIS *thumps chest*

[Catrambi]

Ruined by annoying music, like all youtube videos.

[chairboydave]

Terry Howard ended up signing for Wycombe Wanderers after his half time sacking and had a few years with us.

[FenderTwin69]

Bring your dinner!

[Pactrolus]

The funniest video on You Tube. "we'll have right sort-out in here..." The more you watch it the better it gets.

[HippoTank]

hahahha! he sacked the guy at half time!!

[SchizophrenicLennon]

thats what you call losing the dressing room.

totally out of his depth as a manager but would make the perfect assistant

[thetoon99]

in that clip he has not lost the dressing room he is telling the players to grow a pair and play good fergie done worse he fling trays about the room and stuff.

[himler42]

2.06 HA YOU CAN PAIR UP! bring your dinner..

ha ha

[HarryW1234]

"When I tell ya to do summink, do it. And if ya come back at me, we'll have a right sort-out in here, alright? And you can pair up if ya like, and you can pick someone else to hold yer hand and you can bring yer f**kin' dinner, cos by the time I'm finished with yer you'll need it."

What a legend. :D

[hellsuxx1]

LEGEND

[ryuhayabaker]

Sits what a legend! I met him a couple of times when he was Orient manager and he was banned from the club for a lil while, I think. Although I do feel for Terry Howard, was at the club for a long time, near enough 7 years (i think from memory, i was only 9-10 at the time)

[wokingfc2]

john sitton a legend

[Jordan198431]

he could only ever manage this shit cos can u imagine him talking to lampard cole and other big time bastards theyd tell him to fuck off. John sitton is an arrogant cuntwhat ridiculous manager sacks some1 at half time, pure wanker

[thetoon99]

he was mad he should be back in football the england players could do with him giving the team talks.he might not have the other stuff to be a great manager but get jose and him together for england he will say and you lampard you prick when i tell you to do something you do it or i will slap you with the back of my hand.plus i will tell you this ashley young and rooney there will be no orgies and grannies when i am here.

[wokingfc2]

i can hear a man in there with a voice like mine monday

[wokingfc2]

john sitton a true legend we could do with him down at woking quote that was the final straw that broke the camels back

[alex5dot1]

And you can bring your fucking dinner

LOOOOOOOOL

[thetoon99]

his word at the start are true but player can cause there manager heartattacks i am shocked souness or robson or any manager who has ever managed titus bramble have not had a heart attack watching him play.type titus bramble in this site and you will see what i mean.

[thetoon99]

i just read on a site that since qiuting football he has worked as a taxi driver.i can see him now you you fat prick where my fucking tip lets have a sort out here you can bring your dinner.

[thetoon99]

i watched that programme on sky channel 442 clough was 1 of the maddest mangers.

[slideshowrod]

If anyone has the documentary "Leyton Orient, club for a fiver" that this is taken from, please please put it up! There's so many more legendary Sitton quotes you're missing out on!

[thetoon99]

he is actually quite funny the press would love him if that guys like that we can only wonder what it is like with fergie and souness player with be getting punshed by them.

[conno36]

I would piss myself with laughter if i was in the dressing room. V funny. Im sure u can hear 1 or 2 of the players laughing halfway through.

[hunk4hire]

Reminds me of that old gag; "Floggings will continue until morale improves!!"

[strummer08]

john sitton a legend

[PVFCeternal]

I may have lost a friend!

[HILTON002]

You come back here and bring your fucking dinner.

Legend.

[kashattack]

Useless wanker of a manager, glad he's nowhere to be seen these days! Martin Ling is a proper coach. Come on you O's!

[baddab5]

I had this on video and lost it I'm so glad it's on youtube. Love that line you can bring yer fucking dinner

[jamesnufc18]

and bring your dinner whats he on about y didnt terry howard hit him sittons a skinny little cunt

[lestermellish]

don't think so James; Sitton was a blackbelt in karate!!

[theclaret]

Crap defender in his time with the O's though !!

[singhters]

wheres john sitton now ?

[ORIENTROG]

i dont give a toss, think that leyton fc have employed him.......as i cleaner i hope

[jimcfc]

PMSL

[jerrysoh619]

no more to be said, fack off the lot of ya. HAHAHAHA this is some funny shit.

[NejiHyuuga1337]

uhhh sumbody give that man a ronaldinho or a zidane he needs one BADLY

[AlbertBundy]

BRING YER FUCKIN' DINNER!

Superb.

[mizzjd]

lmao brilliant.

[adeelayub]

That has to be the funniest football vid ever. fuck off.

[carrottop1231]

fuck fuck fuckf uc