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  • Hangin's too good for him, Burnin's too good for him.. He should be torn into itsy-bitsy pieces and BURIED ALIIIIVE!!!

  • This rocks! Captain Sternn IS a great guy! Just dont count all of those times he sold dope disguised as a nun!

  • And one moving violation...

  • Hanover Fist is voiced by Roger Bumpass, the same dude who does the voice for Squidward on Spongebob

  • one of my all time favorite Cheap Trick songs

  • this is gonna look so cool when blur does it

  • Hannover Fiste.. he reminds me so much of Ned Fisk from "North & South"

  • fuck murder, fuck theft, fuck piracy, fuck rape, he should be killed for that freaking moving violation^^

  • The is called "Reach out " by cheap trick

  • Looks and sounds like Captain Hero from Drawn Together

  • @jnichols3 Zap Brannigan from Futurama. There's even a similar situation

  • @MrRammsteinKicksAss

    What episode is there a similar situation

  • @jnichols3 No, Captain Hero looks and sounds like Captain Sternn ;)

  • @RussellClank DRAWN TOGETHER!!

  • The "Hanover..." at 4:11 is priceless...

  • what's the song that starts at 4:20?!

  • what's the song that starts at 4:20?!

  • I've got an angle...

  • Three viewers are low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous, perverted worms.

  • I love the noise when he shrinks back down.

  • gulty as a cat in a goldfish bowl.... like o.j. simpson?

    

  • Resembles Gaston from Beauty & beast,,

  • Can you believe that Hanover is Squidward?

  • Captain Stern Reminds me of Zapp Brannigan... Interesting!

  • this trial is all about the traffic violation

  • Now we know where Futurama got the idea for Zapp Branigan from...

  • "...and one moving violation"

    OH THE HORROR! XD

  • The Cheap Trick Rules!

  • YO, JUSTAMAN....I CARE....AND I LOVE TIDBITS OF WISDOM....THIS MOVIE IS INCREDIBLE, I KNOW IT BY HEART. FIRST TIME WAS 1980 MIDNIGHT SHOW IN MANHATTAN. AND AFTER THAT GOLD COIN WAS HAMMERED INTO CURRENCY, IT WAS USED AS "CASH ON THE BARRELHEAD"....IE....NON-CREDI­T TRADE OF GOODS.....USUALLY, GOODS WERE STORED IN BARRELS....WHEN TRANSPORTED BACK IN THE DAY. (NOW, CONTAINERS). HENCE, WHEN THE SHIP CAME IN, IT LEFT WITH CASHOLA!!!!!! NO "ALLIGATOR ARMS" ALLOWED....YA GOTTA REACH! "IN GOD WE TRUST"

  • relllaxxx charlieee...ii got an anglleeeee

  • Stern ... a jewish mossad agent and Hanover Fist his zionist evangelical apologist ? LOL !!!

  • Being able to "Hulk out" like that would be fun...I could walk through dark alleys and hope for a mugger or two...

  • HANGINGS TO GOOD FOR HIM BURNINGS TO GOOD FOR HIM HE SHOULD BE TORN INTO LITTLE BITSY PIECES AND BURRIED ALIVE!!!!!!!!! I KILL HIM KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! This is one of my favorite parts in this movie

  • Love this narrator evil voice-" People always find me". 0:22 to 0:24

  • 3 people did not have an angle...

  • I've got an angle~ love it!!

  • "Lincoln Stern, you stand here accused of: 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape, and one moving violation."

  • @rhinsmsi MOVING VIOLATION?!?! That's the worst of all.

  • @Relleq

    A few years ago, I represented a defendant during an arraignment in federal court.  As the judge stated the potential consequences of conviction he said "A maximum sentence of 10 years, a maximum fine of $10,000 and a $500 court cost assessment" I guffaw'd

  • He should be torn into little bity pieces and buried alive!

  • Who was the narrator? 

  • @Clonetrooper1139 The Lock-Nar, that green marble.

  • STERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN! He's nothing but a low down, double dealing, back stabbing larcinist perverted worm! Hangings too good for him! Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitty pieces and buried alive!

  • It's on fearnet free! Watched it last night.

  • all time favorite animated movie

  • My al

  • a moving violation... in space... LMAO!!!!!

  • There was a comic book series starring Stern , the one eyed robot and Fiste which centered around this segment. Turns out Stern IS a pirate who blundered into a conspiracy, and really was framed by the villain to get rid of him after trying to kill him failed

    . Fiste was always working for Stern even before and after this. They kind of ignored Stern killed him in Heavy Metal. ( they might have explained it but i dont know how they did for the books)

  • Hanover Fiste is a play on the phrase "Making money hand over fist,which is another euphemism on the old practice of coining money in gold,the coin was pounded with a hammer and cut holding a die cutter hence the term making money hand over fist...sigh like anyone cares.

  • @justaman6972 Interesting. I love finding out the origins of phrases like that. Too bad we're still not using gold instead of increasingly worthless Federal Reserve Notes.

  • @Zeppo11767 Indeed, Words have power. Particularly when the words are exclusive to a den of theives and liars and in a dead tongue ,(Latin). FRN's have no intrinsic value again true. Were I looking to a medium of portable land,which is what gold and silver really are, I would be looking to the more common and thereby more commonly acceptable silver as that method of barter.Glad you dig the entomology.Examine what the phrase"The rule of thumb" means.Most folks could care less.

  • @Zeppo11767 yes thats very true.looks like the currancy situation is in meltdowne."we are advising all our clients to invest in canned food and shotguns"

  • @justaman6972 i do. didnt realize it till reading ur post

  • @swankyswigs21 thanks for caring man, no one really reads books especially real history,it's the only accurate predictor of future human manifest behavior,peace.

  • @justaman6972

    Which is probably a play on the concept he was bribed by Sternn

  • @justaman6972

    Thanks Zepp........some of us out here are interested in these things!!!!!

    BTW, great movie.

  • @elfinarcher84 cool I always thought I was an isolated freak. If you like stuff like this you may want to find out the origin of the phrases like "the rule of thumb" " Back to square one" "Black Balled" and many others. The etymology is fascinating and we use them all the time and have no idea where the meanings came from.Anyway thanks for the comment. Pax Aut Bellum...

  • @justaman6972 cool story bro...

  • @alruin4531 hey thanks man happy hallows eve!

  • Oh Hello Squidwar........... I mean Hanover Fiste. Tell Me, tell me if you hate Captain Stern will you hate the fact that there is a Sponge that drives you crazy and makes you BREAK your clarinet? Fiste, I think you can take out somebody if you are in court with a talking starfish as the Sponge's lawyer.

    If you need help, call me - Jonathan Pattison XD

    Gotta love Rodger Bumpass's voice here. When he goes crazy, he sounds like a insane Squidward. XD

  • STERNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! At 6:27

  • i know it's just a cartoon, but come on, if you're in a space ship in deep space, opening a trapdoor is not gonna make you fall "downwards".

  • It will kinda make you fall "outwards", which in this case happens to be "downwards" in the context of the spaceship. What bothers me is the fact that in space NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM and also you kind of explode.

  • does hanover have a power or was it the loc nar that made him get big?

  • Casey Anthony's Uncle, I am sure she told Jose Baez. I’ve got and angle to]

  • bad dogs

  • 3 people were charged with a moving violation

  • heyy heyyy heey hand over!

  • "....thirty-seven counts of rape, AND one moving violation!"

  • What is the name of the song?

  • @horaciosi Reach out- cheap trick

  • Reach Out by Cheap Trick

  • @RimjobTheGreat piss off. She was found not guilty

  • I guess 3 people didn't have an angle....

  • @pHr33kAcHu also i freaking LOVE THIS SONG!

  • Sternn Rules.

  • Shut up Charlie! I got an angle.....

  • Captain Sternn is a Rogue Trader for sure.

  • lol, 1981, back when Cheap Trick was considered heavy metal.

  • @ElFino013 Its called good music, something today doesn't have...........

  • @ViciousAlienKlown Oh, I agree wholeheartedly...guess I shouldn't have lol'ed, I was just thinking about if you went to a record store nowadays (they still have those, right?), you'd never see Cheap Trick in the heavy metal section. Kinda sad really.

  • why is the song so distant and thin? the voice overs are louder than the music

  • Sternn's little robo-buddy is awesome.

  • This is classic, the music is awesome too. I watched this movie from VHS when I was like 6 years old. :)

  • .... and one moving violation.

  • I bet I can guess 'Charlie's racial background

  • He's an overflowing cup, filled with the very cream of human goodness. In all the time I've known him he's never done anything immoral . . UNLESS MAYBE THE PRESCHOOLERS PROSTITUTE RING . . and he's never done anything illegal . . UNLESS YOU COUNT ALL THE TIMES HE SOLD DOPE DISGUISED AS A NUN. He's always been a good law abiding citizen . . OH GIMME A BREAK . . of the federation and SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

  • @Mezniff .......(a community conscientious individual?)

  • Sternn should run in Congress. He'll be right at home with those douche bags.

  • Is it just me, or does Captain Stern look like Bruce Campbell?

  • um pink floyd the wall only had 15 minutes of animation, the rest was live action

  • The guy looks like a butt-head.

  • Forgive me for asking, but how exactly can one be torn into itsy bitsy pieces and THEN buried alive?

  • @ShadowSonic2 It's easy when you've got an angle!

  • @ShadowSonic2 thats part of the over the top humor imho

  • I would be funny if American Dad did a spoof of this as sternn looks like stan smith

  • Three moving violations....

  • How do you fall from gravity when so distant from a sufficient body of mass?

  • @Thedoctor19000: What you say is true, since gravity is ubiquitous within the entire cosmos. Regarding Hanover Fiste falling from a opening in the floor of the ship, it just appears exaggerated (even if it is an animated film) when in reality his mass would remain in free fall in the orbit of a body of mass. He just falls like he is inside the orbit of a planet.

  • @Thedoctor19000 you are so smart.

  • @PissedPlayinPimp

    Yes and he's awesome, did you ever see this movie on cable back in the 80's as a kid or on video as a teen in the 90's? i noticed your an 80's kid. Do you also remember other adult animated movies back then like Starchaser Legend of Orin, Rock and Rule, Warriors of the Wind (aka the 1985 crude edit of Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind from New World), American Pop and Pink Floyd The Wall as a kid?

  • Beezer the flying Eye dude also reminds me of Trons little pal Cursur.. 

  • @ACDCISCOOLNESS

    Indeed he does. Who would win win in a contest between Taarna and Neytiri for a fight?

  • Gotta love the jewish lawyer.

  • this movie is better than much other movies today

  • I grew up with this movie since i was 12 about 18 years ago when i saw it on TBS with Vampire Hunter D, Robot Carnival, American Pop and Rock and Rule as they blew me away and i loved them. I became a fan instantly! for anyone who enjoys this movie i recommend Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (Warriors of the Wind), Akira, Ghost in The Shell, Pink Floyd The wall, American Pop, Wizards, Fist of the North Star, Urotsukidoji Legend of the Overfiend, Wicked City, Fantastic Planet, Starchaser etc.

  • 3 people sold dope disquised as a nun rotflmfao

  • Take a ride on heavy metal......

  • My favorite vignette from Heavy Metal!

  • I just read the original comic, and this movie is practically it verbatim. The only differences are the green marble in the beginning and everything after Stern hands Hanover the money (Fiste doesn't shrink, but instead stands there happy saying "s'nothin'" - no "boss" and no "good-bye")

  • @Influx27 Nice to know. I like this sequence because for one, the animation is actually consistent and good. I started ordering old Heavy Metal issues just to see the original material of the film, and I never got to the issue with Captain Stern. It was disappointing, though, that So Beautiful and So Dangerous was originally much more in depth.

  • @TakumProti The comic is on "captainsternn dot con" under the "Sternn Beginnings" page

    as for So Beautiful So Dangerous, even without reading the original comic I think anyone can tell that that sequence is all messed - it breaks continuity when the robot and girl leave the ship before the ship even docks - so I guess it's not that surprising that there's a ton of other stuff wrong with it too.

  • @Influx27

    Ah another fan of HM magazine, even me. Do you think that magazine is very influential among many movies? filmmakers like James Cameron, Luc Besson, Ridley Scott and others are huge fans of HM magazine as it was an influence over many movies like Blade Runner, Avatar, Fifth Element and more. You gotta admit Avatar had the feel of both HM magazine and the animated movie since Cameron is a huge fan of both sources and used them as some of the ingredients.

  • @Johnlindsey289 :o\ I'm kinda young to really be a fan of the magazine, at least of the earlier printings. I suppose I could've started buying copies when I turned 18, but it's a huge pain to get back issues and I really don't feel like forking over the cash for them anyway. I read the few copies I found in some old boxes in my basement plus what little I can find online. Other than that I simply watch this movie (2000 sucked) and read about the comics (no comment on its influence on directors).

  • @Influx27 torrents have the whole heavy metal archive for FREE download!!

    thepiratebay*org/torrent/38149­10/Heavy_Metal_Magazine_250__C­ollection

  • @Johnlindsey289 Fifth Element had the floating cabs in a future like city....Aliens and technology very much like a live action heavy metal flick!!

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  • @ACDCISCOOLNESS

    Do you also remember other cool not for the kiddies animated movies like Akira, Ghost in The Shell, Fantastic Planet, LightYears, Fire and Ice, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (aka Warriors of the Wind), Rock and Rule, Wicked City, Vampire Hunter d 1 & 2, Ninja Scroll, American Pop, Pink Floyd's The Wall, wizards, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, Urotsukidoji Legend of the Overfiend, Princess Mononoke, Fist of the North Star, Golgo 13 The Professional etc.?

  • If you love this cartoon, check out Heavy Metal's first online comic, Gates

    go to gates(dot) heavymetal (dot) com

    There is a soundtrack dedicated to Ronnie James Dio as well

  • Hard to believe that sternn is the dad from american pie.

  • @Shanethefilmmaker Not as hard to believe that Fiste is Squidward. (And is named "Bumpass")

  • One moving violation!?!

    The bastard!

  • STEEEEEERRRNNNNN!

  • Cinder blocks in space

  • Has anyone ever noticed Stan from American Dad looks an awful lot like Stern?

  • No, it was all the times he sold dope, disguised as a Nun,...lmao

  • Of all those crimes the moving violation is by far the most sinister

  • "STERNN!!! He's nothin' but a low-down, double-dealin', back-stabbin', larcenous, perverted worm!! Hangin's too good for 'im!! Burnin's too good for 'im!! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces, and BURIED ALIVE!!! I'LL KILL 'IM!!! KILL!!!"

  • The ones that are next are the ones that want to take national health care away from Americans, but want to keep their own SOCIALIST health care that they get for being Representatives and Senators. MAKE BOEHNER AND MCCONNELL and other assholes like them GIVE UP THEIR "SOCIALIST"healthcare, make the bastards WALK THEIR TALK!

  • I always thought Henry Rollins was born to play Capt. Sternn. They have the same chin....

  • preschooler's prostitute ring - LOL !!!!

  • Shut up Charlie i've got an angle !

  • this was one of my favorite movies growing up. I saw it at the theaters when it came out.

  • haha so fucking awesome

    STERRRRN !!!

    He is nothing but a lowdown doubledealing backstabbing larswhatever peverted wurm

    hanging is too good for em

    burning is too good for em

    he should be torn to little bitsie piece's and buried alife hahah so epic

  • 'Very few escape my grasp...'

    Evil green ball

  • 'Someone always finds me.' Says the evil green ball.

  • "37 counts of RAPE" 8D "...And one moving violation.."

  • Gotta love the stereotypical Jewish lawyer representing Stern. "Hangin's too good for 'em, burnin's too good for 'em, he oughta be torn into little itty bitty pieces and buried alive!"

  • John Vernon @ prplhze 2000

  • REACHOUTANJUST-TA-TAKE-I-IT

  • that moving violation is going to get him nailed to the wall.

  • hes got an angle

  • I still say that to this day........"I got an ANGlllle"

  • Dean Werner.

  • unless you mention the KINDERGARDEN PROSTITUTE RING!

  • Is the little eyeball character called Justin Tyme ?

  • Eggbot: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEE

  • And one moving violation.

  • Not that anyone cares, but there was a semi-sequel to the Trial of Captain Sternn done as a three issue limited series comic book sometime back in 1996.

    "The Further Adventures of Captain Sternn" I believe.

  • Sternn is nothin' but a low-down, double-dealin', back-stabbin', larcenous perverted WORM!! Hanging's too good for him! Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little-bitty pieces and buried alive! ~ Hanover Fiste

  • and then some

  • How long can itty-bitty pieces survive till we can bury them alive?

  • @controverscialthings Reminds me of zap brennegan

  • @controverscialthings Captain Stern is my high school principal?

  • Cool

  • i love the comic

  • I also think this is the best part of the movie.

  • The best part of the movie, for chure

  • Best part of the movie, for me... I wanted to be Hanover Fiste... LOL

  • We used to go see this at the midnight movies back in the early 80's. It would be shown back to back with either Led Zeppelins Song Remains the Same or WIZARDS....red eyes and all :-}

  • Captain Sternn looks and sounds like Captain Qwark. (Without the green uniform.)

  • this was a very odd period in animation

  • 1980's vids are just tripped out man.

    that's all there is to it.

  • this movie is a must for music lovers.

    they MUST make another Heavy Metal, this time though with the feel of a music video, I don't think that was their intention but, that's just how it came out.

  • Good gawd I hope they don't make another. This one is perfect just as it is and shouldn't be meddled with.

  • @pang5

    Well apparently they are gonna make a new one with filmmakers like James Cameron, David Fincher, Guillermo Del Toro, Gore Verbinski, Jack Black and Rob Zombie gonna do it. They are gonna have the new film with 13 stories with different animation such as 2D handdrawn, Clay animation, CGI, Stop Motion, Sketchy and Japanese animation in each story.