Alec calls Chris phone call 8 part 3

[bobbert33]

Chris: You can blame the Voltrob that was placed by the tiolet.

Alec: YOU DREW THE VOLTROB!

[Jesterclown17]

(In the void of Chris' damn near empty mind) "Huuuhh... this is boring... why won't Alec leave me alone, that jerk. I'll pray to Godjesus for something bad to happen to him when I get th- Wha-? He's asking me questions!? OH! WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I-"

(Just then, his greasy manchild finger slips on the keypad)

BEEP

(Silence)

... BEEP

"Ah-ha...!"

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBE­EPBEEPBEEPBEEP

(Silence)

"PROBLEM AVERTED!"

[razetora]

I love Alec.

[TheRayman1110]

Alec is a MN bro, hell he lives close to me.

[Deepblue686]

The part starting at 7:28 is just priceless.

[bealtespip123]

I started cracking up with the whole SonChu suicide. :D

[AbsentIntelligence]

5:56

Breaking rocks with sledgehammers sounds like a very manly chore. Far too manly for Chris.

By rocks, I presume Alec means boulders.

[IronKnuckleKO]

@AbsentIntelligence Nah Chris's only chore that involves breaking things is crushing his cats with his FAT ASS whenever he sits down XD

[MrNobodysPinealGland]

That's the sound of his brain every time he spergs out.

[KeitaKuhn]

Ah, but Alec! You told him to kill him so you are a conspirator of murder!

...

Or would it be a mercy kill since it was such a painful existence in his comic?

[halodystroyer44]

i live in minnesota too, i hate shoveling snow

[TheCryoScales]

WOW.

Chris just pushing buttons randomly during the convo would make me put an image of a man's dick on his adspace saying "CHRIS ONLY GETS THIS SHIT"

[Kamikitsune0]

I love 5min in... chris just shoots himself in the foot. the point he made was that alac can do ALL of his stuff AND upload 2 pages a day... while chris does NOTHING to do all day and still can't upload any pages...

[MisguidedGhostBree]

I don't know Alec, why would he lie? Clearly his name is perfect because Chris-Chan made it so.

[videogamenostalgia]

LOL even the weather trolls Chris!

[Protectorett]

"No, Chris, I didn't kill him. He committed suicide. He was depressed because he had a name that he hated, and all the other Autobots made fun of him!"

[metalWeirdo77]

RAGE QUIT

[ProveItBro]

>button mashin'

wat the fuck am i listening to?

[wellthatwasfunny]

"Chris, you knew that Voltorb was there! You are an accessory to murder!"

lol'd so hard

[evilass334]

@wellthatwasfunny "of course i told you to kill her"

[treylin]

lmao @ the button pressing

[Fakenstien]

Is it just me or is Alec the greatest troll in the history of mankind?

[Ketorulz]

@Fakenstien Yes, but he is a reasonable troll. He isn't like a "duh-duh you suck" troll. He is a troll....with reasons and logic, like a RARE type of troll...who is trying to HELP! Most trolls just want to piss you off, but Alec is trying to HELP, and only by constantly calling or "trolling" Chris will he ever get through to Chris!

[Basketno707]

@Ketorulz He's more of white knight

[Sketchodie]

The reason his back hurts after doing housework because he plays with his anal beads before that.

[Jesterclown17]

... Chris' idea of killing someone off dramatically... is by being killed by an explosive pokemon on the can?

... And he's bitching about him car committing suicide?

... That's hilarious.

[Napalmxxx2]

I hope there are more calls like this, Alec must have the patience of god himself to put up with Chris' faggotry.

[ParasiticAngel]

"I even shoveled snow!"... Also cleaning his room is "real backbreaking work" and he claim to be strong... FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU

[ChromeTruckNutz]

House work is back-breaking? Jesus what a weak little fuck.

[TubularMonkey]

Homer, you've already dialed.

[cozzy120]

"mah gauw pauws."

[scorptatious]

God that beeping was annoying. )X

[nowais]

ALEC YOU'RE BREAKING UP!!

*Mashes his fat autistic fingers on all the buttons*

[SpaceMarine49]

You know, Alec is surprisingly calm, but I can somewhat hear him getting a little bit angrier and more impatient with each phone call. No mind is safe from Chris' influence.

[orly444]

I love how Chris is crying about shoveling snow.

Maybe he should try living in Wisconsin.

[Protectorett]

'Believe me, I'm very strong'

A statement that is easily disproven by the 30 pushups video.

[orly444]

But according to Chris, they were "A buncha good push-yups"

Did...did Chris lie!?

[Protectorett]

You know, I think he might just have. The Dastard!

[RabbitfulGoon]

I wonder how long it took him to blow up his new gal-pal.

[CaptainTooner]

What was up with all that button pushing?

[Poever]

It shows that Chris's a coward.

[UNSUBSCRIBING]

Lulz, that button pressing was pretty random and funny.

[Shavarnarak]

What gal pals? Now THAT sounds like 'bogus baloney'!

[bainaka]

@Shavarnarak its worse, he says he has a "girlfriend" .... interoperate this what you will

[KiljanArslan]

two hours to do a room! BULLSHIT

[thesideshowman212]

voltorb? IT WAS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMMIT!

[GrumpusRed]

Oh man, this call's over half an hour? Talking to Chris for that long without screaming bloody murder in his ear must be a true test of mental endurance.

[BlackBeWhite2k7]

Clean the house, Chris?

LOL, cool story, bro...

[GUInterface]

Hahahahahahahaha what the fuck is up with Chris pressing random buttons.

[lukelewisDOTnet]

He's losing the plot, lol.

[10191927]

@GUInterface

Attempting to abort reality.

[ColeOmatic]

Hey guys "it's bogus Bologna!!"

[Dazza102]

lol pressing buttons lol...

[TonyBranston]

(A series of beeps)

How heavily did Alec have to be sedated to avoid going Tourettes on Chris's ass?

[10191927]

I love how Alec twists Chris's logic around, it's so damn funny.

[thesideshowman212]

This is hilarious, It is sad that chris doesn't even pick up on the fact that this guy was constantly self-contradicting everything he said.

wow, what I just said made no sense.

[10191927]

@thesideshowman212

Well it's basically what I said, it's twisting Chris's own logic back on himself, and it leaves Chris with nothing, and he begins to crack very easily, and then the pressure starts mounting.