Smoking pens | Crabstickz

[xVeronicaxxxx]

Johnny made me PMSL

[TheIndieGirlxx]

Corrr Benedict townsend is a total legend for sending everyone here.

[AliceWonderX3]

I have dhat rubber! :DDD That made me so happy when I saw it lol xD

[ManaviManic]

Your moustache is a tad ascue!

[jakethemusicman]

How many people thought for a second it said 'Smoking Penis'

[HulloKat]

I LOVE CRABSTICKZ. 

[annabelSPNlover]

'Sometimes I say things I don't mean... I am a woman.'

LOL

[RobinHoodinSherwood]

He looks like Leonardo Dicaprio with his hair pushed back, I think he looks better when his hair isnt hanging all in his face/forhead

[stiras1]

Funny! Why aren't you a famous actor?

[Agussssssssia]

thumbs up if you found this video all by yourself :)

[Abu451]

i typed bieber no pen

[iiHeyMoon]

@PasqualePie from PATD? o: -crazy fangirl- o.o xx

[angelisland22]

I love all your videos, but I find this one to be exceptionally charming :)

[PasqualePie]

Mother of God. 'Johnny' looks like Spencer Smith.

With a moustache.

[RaynaOfSunshine]

-_- I got here on my own accord so...

SUCK IT BITCHES!

[Opawhale]

"Sometimes I say things I don't mean... I am a woman" Hahaha genius!

[SpunkStalker101]

"A marvelous woman!!"

I love how his eye twitches <3

[ashleyray323]

Wow, that was really funny.



[jsspoppy464]

Who is the other guy in all of your videos? WHO IS HE?

[SierraLorraineBowers]

Masterpiece.

[AlwaysInWonderLand1]

DUUDEE I HAVE THE SAMMMEE PEN!!!

sorry..juss freaked out juss a little(=

[wadawut]

@AlwaysInWonderLand1 Yeah, Those pens are very common, I have one too. Don't feel so special.

[AlwaysInWonderLand1]

@wadawut Jee...that was a real buzz kill...

[k1ngm3rkage]

thankyou cup of team :)

[swiftchase]

I loved the twitching eye bit. :3

[supalexalexalexalex]

0:00

[smashinharriet100]

everytime he says 'jonny' i can't help but think of condoms...

[FishandChips120]

thumbs up if Cup of team bought you here!

[CupOfTeamOfficial]

@Sydiarnie46 it's just so freaking awesome

[UberRadioMuse]

cupofteam anyone? :)

[MCRandFOBlover19]

Anyone notice, he sounds a bit like Hannibal Lecter xD

[deathragh1]

delilas hot



[thestarlingone]

CupOfTeam

[iMorgan3447]

thumbs up if benedict from cup of team sent you :)

[LunaticCity8]

Lol remember when there used to be stars? Good times... xD

[Sirproudfeet]

You can pull off being a women and having a moustache surprisingly well

[AidenLees]

Cupofteam sent me

[aFriendlyArab]

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY! OH MY. FAVOURITED!

[skulzone]

What in the living shit?

[crayzbotzz700]

lulwut?

freaking hilarious!

[MJane4realz]

Thumbs up if Benedict (named after the pope *cough *cough) sent you to this video!

[Flueeeee]

I thought it was 'Smoking Penis'... And I still clicked on it, does that make me gay? O.o

[emmbutt]

17 people aren't marvelous women. :c

[xLDS8x]

Welll er this was interesting :L but my main love for this vidoe is the Amelie poster! Loveee that film :')

[SmartStr33t]

Johnny, played here by Colin Firth, played by Crabstickz

[ratioetscientia]

@SmartStr33t haha, I rather thought the "I do hate cigars, they're frightfully ugly" by Delilah was a Colin-Firth-moment.

[dreamtheater181]

Could you imagine being his parent in the other room?

"Wait honey, I think our son is saying something in the other room :o"

*listens at door*

"I love you Johnny. I always have"

O.o

I could never make videos like these cause my parents are always home and they'd be wondering what on earth I was doing XD

[ZoeyTheHippieMoon]

Audrey Tautou<3

[sunnyforengland]

amelie poster!

[TJC450]

this reminds me of the RTV station thats on at work lmao.

[Magnaviousify]

it's so funny, LOL

How can you get the idea??

It's fantastic

[epicmaddiefail]

you look more like a woman when you was being the bloke. lol.

[KidCresco]

One of my favourite videos on youtube right now <3

[AhhhWeMeetAgain]

your sexy as a woman. lol

[ratioetscientia]

that is some serious acting! kinda sounds like history boys when they do"brief encounter" and "now voyager" :D love it!

[Dance049]

you have such nice eyebrows :)

[AliceParade13]

My God, I'm glad I'm not the only one who lapses into random acting.

[BeveragesAfterNine]

I have an inside about smoking pens.

I was watching a "behind the scenes" thing on a Miyazaki film and Mr. Miyazaki was smoking, and I was like... 5 and I said, "Is he smoking a pen?" And everyone was like, "Yeah Gabbi. He is." I believed them until I was 8. Now wheneversomeone is smoking around me, one of my family members mentions "Gabbi, we're about to smoke some pens, you gotta get out of here."

[glisenti516]

smoking penis, damn i misread it 

[TheSupaplum]

Is this based on Harry and Paul? :D it's hilarious.

[CharlieAndJoelle]

Chris! I love you god damn it

[CupOfTeamOfficial]

this is my favourite youtube video of all time

[tac84]

that was fucking hilarious!! you should be an actor reallyyy! :D

[whenpigsfly103]

i thought the title was "smoking penis." i was like "well.. that's different.."

[YumRawr]

"sometimes i say things i dont mean. i am a woman"

[SushiGoat]

To get more views you probably should title this video "SMOKING PENS? LOL! INSANE GUY TALKS TO HIMSELF". I love mainstream youtubers..

[coltscheer]

HAHAHA this was extremely entertaining!

[lucrisification]

yay for steadler erasers!!

[ShannonGailTakacs]

I just love all your posters, you have very good taste sir:)

[Jzguitarplayer17]

haha my name is Johnny! :D he said my name

[usstunnelsnorks]

bahaha!

[emirose24601]

ok well this made my entire year. nothing will really top it. im certain

[MeAndMrJonas19]

Amelie poster! :D

[sexeaimee]

haha, gawd, i love your videos <3

[JARERE1]

i got those PENSSSSSSSSSS!

[introverticle]

perfect

[kisakizulu]

"I love you, goddamnit." that was perfect. :D

[MrLolipopstick]

0:27 made me pee

[bipolarbear1996]

I fins watching your videos really awkward because you look exactly like my boyfriend, except I fancy you more

[DanielDaresToo]

haha you should do a series about these 2, I thought this was awesome ;)

[7t8h4z]

This sounded like the script of a very bad movie. But the movie star was totally adorable. But please don't promote the idea of smoking as a cool thing to do, even when done in a sterotypical manner. It is not, never was and never will be cool. Thank you for coughing at the end.

[lukeeatspoop]

/watch?v=KKOyRazOFvM

[GKsChannel]

You have no idea how funny this is.. The accents.. the whole thing...

I laughed so hard.

[jeaniebaby001]

this reminds me of bruno puntz jones and fracesca fiore... xD

[Xxnicoroxxx]

PERFECT impression of the dialogue/dialect from those old 20's-40's shows

[SpunkStalker101]

'A MARVELOUS woman!" *eye twitches*

[gloomdoom]

This reminded me of Gilda...

[dido6259]

why does this video not have more views? it's probably the best thing on youtube, or maybe the entire internet.

[GreyShampoo]

smoking penis

[curlycaity]

i smoke pens alot FOR REALZ :D

[70r7ay]

sequal

[mollehhhx]

omfg there are actual tears running down my face

[ajahairi]

you fucking brilliant, man!

[pgiint]

Ahh I am like deeply and madly in love with you and your videos:)

[ThatKiddKia]

I looveee you accents that you can do, there amazing :DD

[Dytex4]

roooooooooofl that was actually really good

[TAraaTAraa]

When you play the girl smoking the cig, you remind me ALOT of Kiera Knightley from Atonement or The Edge of Love. lololol <3

[TheBezaye]

so funny!

[urbandisaster567]

I love how you start it off with a plain vlog and then break into a big dramatic scene lol!

[aLittleGleeky]

I laugh every time at the end. Good show crabstickz!

[Jessicarae7]

my eye twitches like that too.

i suddenly feel less alone in the world.

[dorabelle17]

LOL at the ending!

[proudfurry1]

your hawt O///O

[Chughes08]

FUCK all the comments saying this is gay. They're just jealous of you crabstickz

[shzze]

@wasssuppp08 not so long ago? lol if you call hundreds of years not so long ago ide love to know what you class as a long time ago

[FunkyJunk3191]

i looooooove you

[JSAirways]

best acting ever!! Love random shit like this!! ROFL

[iTubeDotCom100]

wtf is this shit??

[Paaul976]

"Have You Got A Lighter?" "Yes" *Pulls Out Rubber* Lmao!!

[Nikolasmax001]

lol

[invaderkat818]

Bahahaha the eye twitching at the end! xD

[EnglishRoseyPink]

you are an amazing actor..i don't know why you arent on tv!! <333

[shallwethen]

@EnglishRoseyPink I'd watch tv more often if he was..

[elfriedeFranz]

"I'd love that more than life itself." the ending is so touching :O ^^

[TokyoRain91]

I just keep watching this video every few days and it never fails to make me laugh ^_^

Awesome job!

[HiEndLive]

What stars?

[danishsmokers]

gaY

[waterisgood555]

CRABSTICKZ! I haven't seen one of your videos in forever! Thank you YouTube Recommendations for reminding me of you!

[stopmytwin]

does johnny have a pegleg?

[Cass7191]

You look like a girl with your hair pulled back.

[Drdimples407]

This was really funny,,,,and creative.

[roost31]

this was actually amazing!

[TheRt234]

literally the best thing on youtube

[DanielJDeller]

lol

[Rickjames3oh3]

LOL dude your classic

[TheAnnaPhase89]

When you become Delilah, you remind me of Cecilia in Atonement lol 

[gorgon441]

Thumbs up for the Doctor Who poster in the back.

[hazaw0o0ot]

funnt as fuck!

[PollyPrik]

I LOVE YOU ! So fun.

[3eyedwonderkid]

You make a beautiful woman Crabby.

[MeCrazyTrisha22]

isn't that story line from a movie...? i feel like i've heard it before q:

[terraborn7]

Haha this was awesome! You should do some more black and white videos like this... very good at Old English Accent ;)

[xjustkeepsmilingx]

lmao

I LOVE THIS. youre amazing <3

[vidlm1988]

This is the best video on you tube!!!! also slight request could you bring back the waiter guy at the end of your "I'm a partner!?" video, reminds me of Dr. Alan Stathem !!!! So Funny xD

[XenDamager]

"a Marvelous woman!" lmao

[missmusic981]

lmfao luv diss vid just like all of em!!!! xxxxxxxx

[sammy265]

i think.. i think i love you.

[czerverda]

i like wen johnny went closer to delilah by jumping or wutever he did. hottest thing in the world.

[TokyoRain91]

Bahahaha! Oh Crabby you should be bored more often :)

[themangostar]

You are my favorite youtuber xD

[LaurenRocks16]

I think this might be my all time favourite Crabstickz video! :)

Oh Chris (or Crabby as my sister and I call you) you rock so hard! :)

[Myvdesu]

haha! "i love you goddamnit!"

epic!

[helloelizabeth]

im so freakin addicted to this video

[BricksOfYellow]

I like it!

[beccalawsome]

"A marvelous woman!!" XD

[LaurenAllgroveTV]

Lmfaoooo.

[countmeinmaria8]

epic 'stash johnny. XD

[Kageen1918]

"Do you have a light?"

"Yes of course."

[lizwilder123]

omg that is just so stupid pah ha.

[CuteCoil]

that was amazing XD smokers are jokers

[robotentity]

BRAVO BRAVO! ENCORE!

[3eyedwonderkid]

I lahhf you goddahmmit!

[Kalwen]

GREAT acting skills.

[teeheemuffinsrock]

That's what pens do to you. They ruin your life man. RUIN IT!!

[Vickyy8800]

This just made my day!! Thanks.. xx

[monikatard]

MY LIFE REVOLVES AROUND THIS

[tttemma]

the lightning killed me :D

Awesome vids keep it up

[KMspecial]

haha ' sometime i say what i dont mean, i am a women' best line ever

[epicnitemare]

Yup. This is my most favorite video ever!

.... Watched it about 50 times. I cant stop!

LOL

[Kallfizzle]

Oh fuck, I am completely addicted to this video.

[Yomommadawgie]

My favorite video ever. xDD

[Drullumella]

Reminds me of all those old romantic movies.

[riddikulusmusic]

I love this:D

plus Russell Howard who i love was advertised at the start(:

[mrmoustacheification]

your french accent is wonderful

[RainbowFountains]

@mrmoustacheification  lol, oh dear. i hope that's humour.

*cough* *british accent* *cough*

[chikifree]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDD

[Chipshajen]

A MARVELOUS WOMAN!

[aaboeggild]

You look like Leonardo Dicaprio with that sexy moustache.

[DriftingFeather]

Do a full one!!

[TashaChantee]

Hahaha there is some thing wrong with you... But I'm glad there is.