Top 5 Stoners in the Movies: Rotten Tomatoes Show

[53rdAndThird]

They forgot Merry, Pippin and Gandalf from LOTR, they always enjoyed some Old Toby pipe weed from the Shire!

[iriefuse024]

It should be a top ten list, you forgot some VERY important characters!! Where is Jeff Spicoli!!!

[tomaspeverell]

what the hell, where's harold & kumar? This list sucks.

[BeautifulGoodbye13]

What about the dog from Dude Where's My Car?

[KVictoriaM]

What about Spicoli???

[RadarKat73080]

Reefer Madness: a stern warning to middle-aged high schoolers.

[candyassman]

BAD MOUTHING WEED???!!!!! BLASPHEMER!!!!

[magix1215]

JAY AND SILENT BOB!!!



[Mujtaba0562]

harold and kumar

[jamsjaky]

WHAT! I'm sorry but all of Brad Pitt's scenes combined were probably about 3min out of that whole film, hardly qualifies him as #1 stoner! How about JEFF SPICOLI from Fast TImes At Ridgemont High! Classic movie and he would deff be my #1 pic! how the hell did he not even make the cut!?! ...maybe get actual stoners to make the list next time haha!

[awesome0orange]

Jay and Silent bob?

[Georgie2500]

half baked. this list sucks.

[IndianaParkWars]

Dazed and confused for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!

[luquillus]

ellen sucks

[FreeMason34]

Movies by stoners for stoners... Pineapple Express is so far (in my opinion) the best film to watch while high. It´s not only seemingly 3d but it´s also fun packed with ¨stoner breaks¨ which are so amuzing to watch.

[bodeinking]

wanna see some stoners look at my page lol

[yeshmayn]

dude wheres my car...stoner bashing time

[sthesailor]

no saul from pineapple express?

[dhollseed]

so cute in that pyjama top

[6fanboy1]

come on wheres Kumar from 'Harold and Kumar' and the entire cast of 'Half Baked'

IN HALF BAKED THEY HAD A POT SMOKING DOG, COME ON!

[Shwayze024]

where's daunte& Smokey? and cheech and chong number 1 forsure!  this list is fucked

[danmo783]

They skipped Jay and Silent Bob, Dante from Grandma's Boy, everyone from Half-Baked, and so many more.

[theindex101]

Dante from grandmas boy what the hell

[twistedzombie5]

cheech and chong should have been #1 jay and silent bob should have been #2

[Jtf022]

Where's Jay and silent bob?

[CanadianMetal88]

How about How High?? That movie was fucking hilarious

[EB1611]

Where is Spicoli? Like come on

[FRMOutsideSpace]

yay bead pitt is #1 in everything

[mikezilla3]

and maybe brad pitt

[mikezilla3]

that was the gayest list i ever seen except cheech and chong

[eddysvideos33]

What about Half Baked, Grandma's Boy, and Pineapple Express? Those are way better stoner movies than true romance and reefer madness. James Franco plays one of the best stoners of all-time. He doesn't over act it like most do.

[linkavitchC]

not having jeff spicolli from fast times at ridgemont high in this is crazy- maybe u could put cheech n chong ahead of him, but no one else beats spicolli

[TrevorMacHall]

what about anyone in knocked up?



[CemetaryWolf]

Where the fucks Dante? From Grandmas boy? fuck...

[Butters1924]

Daunte from Grandma's Boy

[becauseiey]

The Leprechaun from Leprechaun 4...or 6...I don't remember

[classicalmusic220]

pineapple express?

[Insanel123]

Smokey (Friday), Shorty (Scary Movie 1 & 2), Saul (Pineapple Express)?

[ItsALongboard]

5 should be 1

[jesse10022]

They fail at opinions AND humor.

[etrinko]

no spicoli? no pineapple express? no Smokey?

[rebelgetby]

potheads aren't violent, dumbass

[alikat250]

@rebelgetby Might want to get that sarcasm detector of yours fixed.

[rebelgetby]

@alikat250 mines fine.

[PumaSweat]

I'm DONE with Rotten Tomatoes....I'm not watching anymore of these list!!!

NO JEFF SPECOLI !?

[TheMonkeyMedicine]

@PumaSweat just what i was thinking!!!!!

[PumaSweat]

@TheMonkeyMedicine I mean dude ! thought that ording a pizza to xlass in high school was one of the funniest things I'd ever heard of somebody doing.

And seeing Fast tims and then Bad Boys gave me true respect for Sean Penn's range.

Jeff Specoli for President 2012

[TheTenaciousTim]

@PumaSweat dude i actually ordered pizza to class! i watched fast times and when i got to school, i called dominos, ordered a large buffalo chicken, brought it right into the school! so great. WHY THE FUCK ISNT SPICOLI ON HERE?!?!?!

[PumaSweat]

@TheTenaciousTim That's freaking hilarious!

[TheTenaciousTim]

@PumaSweat my teacher was like "uh, whats that?" i took a bite, looked at her, and said "large buffalo chicken." . she goes "uh, no, youre not allowed to have that in class." i said "you want a slice?" she goes "alright, but only this one time". little did she know i would do it again 2 weeks later.

[PumaSweat]

@TheTenaciousTim You wanna slice? HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's beyond gangsta!

[manunu1]

Spicoli - Fast Times at Ridgmont High.

At least 2nd!

[crazedxfighter]

this chick is a dumb cunt

[crash6917]

is this chick for real? thats not what weed does to you...

[Dragonball4eva]

No Dale and Saul from Pineapple Express? Characters in Knocked Up? Harold and Kumar?

[TheHempChamp]

@Dragonball4eva There some news movies .... most of them sucks go to back school :) were weed was real

[AlexAnonymously]

no fritz the cat ???

[Schua97]

shorty in scary movie 1 is the best stoner ever

[Insomniac22100]

i hate that Brad Pitt sill looks good as a pot head.

[comissfoley01]

half baked? feeding cheetos to a diabetic horse... epic

[JonOssim]

fuck that cheech and chong at 1 the dude second

[ivanlagrossemoule]

Fucking lipstick add. No I do not want to buy your product.

[Outraygeoz]

i hate to say it, but this list is f***ed up. representing all my fellow stoners on youtube, you really could have chosen better.

[strukhoff]

yeah, where's Jeff Spicoli? Time to get some cool new rules here, pronto.

[BallzandWeiner]

cheech and chong were not #1?why?

[Paperbagman555]

UMMMM - SMOKEY FROM FRIDAY ANYONE????/

[BostonCelticsWWEEdge]

@Paperbagman555 Exactly my thought :(

[g4yn0r]

violent action and quick thinking xD

bullshit

thats what stoners are least likely to do

[triqster]

@g4yn0r yeah, it was sarcasm

[JonOssim]

@g4yn0r she was being sarcastic glad u picked up on that lol

[EvilRedGoose]

dazed and confused is the best!,Stoners arent like that anymore :(

[gotmoose612]

@EvilRedGoose i am.

[Silko3000]

Totes

[videotapereturner24]

Sean Penn from Fast times?

[NECROPHOBICMASSACRE]

@videotapereturner24 SPICOLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LOSTHOMEY1]

No Kumar?

[querschnitt]

what about pineapple express?

[ArcadeFox]

What about Johnny Depp in Blow also?

This list is bollocks, they need to redo it

[44SuperShredder]

Jim Bruer



[dutchgangsta1]

number three and 4 should be replaced with 4 jay and silent bob and 3 the two guys from fear and loathing in las vegas

[tisha7]

i cant believe the whole cast of half baked wasnt in this ;p

[Swinger69er]

Smokey from Friday

[rhynneross22]

SPICOLI!!!!!!!!!????????

[Saintnick90]

Where's Spicoli?

[homopathetic666]

Okay two of those shouldn't be on this list... Cheech and and Chong should be fiiirst.

[homopathetic666]

Okay two of those shouldn't be on this list...

[Cyan1d3PR]

This bitch's acting makes me want to get high; and take a shit; she should be #1

[raiddarick]

The Dudeski should be number one on this list!!!!

[mrfbgm123]

Slater should be #1

[BaschVonRonsenburg]

What about Shorty in Scary Movie 2?

[agelesseboo]

i mean ive never been in a movie, or even been on a movie set, but i reckon if u met me and my friend sam in action, we would probebly be the funniest stoners in the history of the world, im not one to took my own horn but shit doesnt get done when baked off ya tits, am i right, nah but seriously somebody has to make a movie of us, or at least a stoner sit com where we just sit on the couch gettin baked making pun after pun, it would be comedy gold. just sayin

[BestPete8]

Most of their top 5's suck. Cheech 'n Chong should have been first and where is Spicoli?? Where are Duke & Gonzo??

Next time have someone without a film degree make the list because.. this was just a crime.

[animejoao]

cheech e chong first and leboski second.

[shanberg1]

Awful top 5 due to the fact that Spicoli is no where to be found.

[miltosapozante]

Were are the fear and loathing guys????or fucking anyone from requiem for a dream???!!

[shadybrain3424]

@miltosapozante stoner usualy implies marijuana not cocaine and assortments of random drugs.

[miltosapozante]

@shadybrain3424 ok but still in fear and loathing they did like every drug known t man!whatever i still havent undestood the criteria for their choices..i guess im always looking forward t the best "something" characters...

[AwesomeKingRex]

James Franco... Seth Rogan... anyone?

[ajhbmag]

What about Shorty!! OMG son!

[RadarKat73080]

#5 Holy shit! It's my connection! I knew there was something in that shit!

[heyheyripley]

They must not have the rights to Fast Times. That's the only excuse i can think of for them not including Jeff Spicoli.

[MexicanShiznit510]

what bout smokey from friday? "AND YUH KNOW THIS MANNN!" :D

[unholyimage]

You are out of your frikin' minds. JEFF SPICOLI!!!!!!

[naturedood257]

@unholyimage hahaha so true

[therealcharismatron]

"And when a group of hit-men decide that you are too high to kill, you win the number Stoner of all time." Best. Quote. Evar.

[MrReynish]

cmon' where is Harold and Kumar?

[jusbow567]

whats a marmet or whatever

[cappyair]

True..Sean Penn in Fast Times at Ridgemont High was so good he's just beyond this list!

[sjbbraves78]

you guys are a bunch of fucken lingerers haha. tell me who came up with tha cross joint? riddle me that

[LunaticFringe20]

No Raoul Duke?

[yeee941]

Tenacious D....

[sixhead253]

brad pitt smokes in real life so you are wrong 

[sixhead253]

you suck!

[dudemeister97]

I don't remember The Dude smoking...?

[captspaulding100]

@dudemeister97 ok, where the hell were you for like almost every other scene in the movie?

[NOcomunismo92]

SAUL from Pineapple Express!

[flipyou27]

Ya you got your top 5 all messed up1!!!!!!

[GraveDiggerIII]

sal from pineapple express wud definitely be in the top 10

[Sk8erEd93]

u forgot saul and dale from pinaple express!!!!

[reaperfzr1]

yes they hit the nail on the head

floyd is the ultimate movie stoner

[imixers]

The two most common trades of potheads - violent action and quick thinking :D

[InhibitorProductions]

accurate my ass, reefer madness was a propoganda scare movie

[captspaulding100]

@InhibitorProductions yeah, she ment that comment in the most sarcastic way possible.

[ucfbaj]

they shuldve made a top 10 so they could include brian from half baked, kumar, spicolli, saul, jay & silent bob. stoner characters are da shiit

[yeatsg]

missing saul from pineapple express, and tho they arent that good i expected harold and kumar on the list. but then i remembered pitt in true romance. definately deserves number one.

[xXJacobBuckXx]

Just watched Up and Smoke last week XD

[AFLoneWolf]

What about Spicoli?

[pacman491]

Aww man, No smokey from Friday? Jim breuer in Half baked. The stoner chick in Knocked Up cracks me up lol

[YouFuckenConformists]

WHERE THE FUCK IS JAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[erictolson88]

Two words: Jeff Spicoli

[EliraSTAR1]

omg i squealed like a bitch when she was talking about the big lebowski!

[ShawnLFDY]

Eww wtf "John Bender" fuckin lameass 80's movie cliche "badass". no no no. Most movie stoners are written terribly anyway.annoying caricatures. altho they got it right with the Dude.

[tralaw1212]

what about Saul in pineapple express?

[MyTubeIsBetter20]

what about Smokey from "Friday"... you really dropped the ball on this one.

[slye1991]

Ellen looks rough in this one

[saferwaters100]

Everyone's bitching about how Jay and Bob, harold/kumar, ect. weren't added, but I'm glad that they didn't just choose the characters that everyone expects.

[Silvandrim]

that woman's just trying to be chill but she's not...

[nymetsfan9121]

no harold and kumar fts

[thewwefan34207]

no jay and silent bob!? no seth rogan and james franco!?

[NerdXtreme]

...Cheech and Chong ftw...

[assninjalolo]

I love how this was added on my birthday~! <3

[Alex43733]

the best stoners is

Ron slater

cheech and chong

the dude

thurgood

and best of all john bender

[crypticjim]

This list really really sucked

[Alex43733]

isn t john bender a stoner

[2322008]

Let's not forget Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High...

[Darknessfall1]

Aww so no jay and silent bob eh?

[mangomanda93]

spicoli are you serious?!

[jsun4hees]

What about Jay and Silent Bob?

[guldrev]

@jsun4hees indeed jay and silent bob is the best stoners of all time

[CRVbajs]

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, do I need to say more?, they were wasted the entire movie.

[TheElMendigo]

@CRVbajs

FUCK. YES.

[smoraptor]

@CRVbajs Aww its not on here? that ruins the video.

[shadybrain3424]

@CRVbajs i think they are just drug heads more than just stoners, hell how much of the movie are the high on weed rather than ether and lsd and others.

[agelesseboo]

@CRVbajs arnt they more into the phycadelic drugs in that movie

[dutchgangsta1]

@CRVbajs is this not a reasonable place to park. what do you mean reasonable this is a sidewalk

[EnergyDog23]

@CRVbajs they werent stoners...

[Tudor3867]

Where the hell are the Roman stoners from History of the World Part 1??

[HUNVilly]

Bullsh*t, The no1 stoners are from Lock Stock and two smoking barrels.

[poohondog20]

such a lame list no harold n kumar, no jay and silent bob, no saul from pineapple express wtf?

terrible, just terrible...

[Supernovabeat]

harold n kumar??? come on dude the way look when their i high looks too fake

[kingfidely2]

shaggy and scooby doo should be here

[NintendoFreak54]

I wish Harold and Kumar were on this.

[HeyitsRabaya]

aw, what about Saul?

[Axe82]

this was not that much of a great list

1. Cheech and Chong

2. Jay and Silent Bob

3. Harald and Kumar

4. Mark (empire records)

5. Alex (Grandma's boy)

[lordofdogtownign]

terrible list. they shouldn't have limited themselves to 5, there's just too many great stoners in cinema.

[mjthomas43]

FLOYD!  YES!!!!

[shadowbolt96]

What? Nothing from pineapple express?

[winthropredsox]

woah woah woah woah ur missing half baked

Harold and kumar

and most of all JAY AND SILENT FRIGIN BOB

[eddypoux]

toads for the win!!!!!!!!!!!

[soupisgreat]

No, this is not a harpoon. OH FOX.

[fitemil]

...toads...

[orgasmictalk]

this list is effing off by far cheech and chong should be number 1 and there's many ppl that should be but arnt on it

[astralweeks23]

where are the guys from half baked??? that movie was pure genius!!

[Tendoking]

They're missing, as are Harold and Kumar, as well as Jay and Silent Bob.

The list should be remade.

[mumble]

herold and kumar should be sme where on that list