super powers - dane cook

[DrPoon]

The jesus line was better than Danes little skit.

[lauramax93]

it's "Splended" Dane. ¬¬

GAWD!

[LALALASingASong1]

I wish i had the power to shoot spaghetti because it would make good revenge :P

[joselira100]

Me 2 I wish I had the power to control everything maybe bending Air Water, Fire, and Earth

[PACMANnot]

@joselira100

Me too.

[LILDUDE8514]

You Cant Spell`

[UnFiiT]

@LILDUDE8514 Can't*.

[524silverstripes]

being able to transform into whatever you want would rock it would cover several powers. speed, flight, strength (sorta) to name just a few.

[lols2much]

when he said no one wants to be covered in spaghetti, i thought "well italy from hetalia might...."

[TheMightyMagicWeasel]

@lols2much Hey fellow Hetalian! :D

[TheMightyMagicWeasel]

@lols2much Hey fellow Hetalian! :D

[IAmAtomicKokoro]

@lols2much Oh, lol I got that. XDDD

[chg25425]

@lols2much And France would want to shoot lazers. XD

[VOCALOID401]

@chg25425 England would be target practise :D

[chg25425]

@VOCALOID401 ...assuming he needs practice. ;)

[VOCALOID401]

@chg25425 naw, that's just a cover. Canada will also do.

[xoJennaloverxo]

shining shimmering SPLENDOR?...meh it still works..

[maglynn13198]

i want to be jesus

[777rhia]

it's spelled spaghetti.....

[traycej2010]

My super power would to breath fire that was an exotic color

[524silverstripes]

the power to transform that would be awesome I think

[kodred996]

spaghetti* 

[Ballin4eva100]

1:14 this muthafucka cannot spell

[yujiboo89]

@Ballin4eva100 He spelled it different every time too....Spaghetti...is it that hard to spell?

[hitrent1]

the dislike bar is the size of justin biebers penis

[Deuc35]

@hitrent1 funny thing is that he probably still get more action than both of us lol

[iWindBlade]

/facepalm

3rd or 4th video where religious nerds talk about creationism. Are you kidding me..?

[cheeseit13]

id want to be  jesus i am jesus jk

[ShivuTheWolf]

"I can show you the world... Shining Shimmering Splendor..."

"I wanna shove you in a blender..."

[Disneywomen101]

would Dane cook's super hero name be super cook

[MOONFIRE456]

Lmfao!!! XD

[zero9o9o]

the power to control mater OR!!! the power to make wishes come true

[john5838]

This is not funny, It is just saying a bunch of stupid things for immature people to laugh at because they can't understand true comedy

[xy2z1997]

@john5838 and that's why we like it you stuck up condescending piece of shit.

[john5838]

@xy2z1997 Well, I already knew that, you didn't have to prove my point.

[xy2z1997]

@john5838 But I did. WHere do we go from here?

[john5838]

@xy2z1997 Hell maybe, I don't know, where do you want to go with me, I'll let you decide

[xy2z1997]

@john5838 I'd rather you decide, if that's ok with you.

[fattybuccha72190]

Nice.

[MsAlicePhantomhive]

Dude! Dane cook is soooooooooo FUNNEH, Did you see the drownding one?

[misspinkpunkykat]

42 people had spagetti shot at them.

[Jetsbff]

don't drink coffee when watching this... it will be messy...!

[Smelianna]

I can show you the worrrrrld XD

[manning306]

i love Jesus part

[TheCKgirl]

''low fuel balls are empty!'' CLASSIC LOL

[ivykid9]

I belive i can fly!!!

[cowbutt1231]

when i was watchin this video my dad walked in and said wat the hell r u watchin i said dane cook he said turn tht off i said to myself i wanna shoot spaghetti at him xD

[sroboi]

Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very egotistical...

[keller330]

i'd love to shoot lazers out of my cock.. pew pew pe pew and my balls glow when i'm out of fule! XD

[skybluegirl02]

ENJOY YOUR SPAGETTI CAUSE YOUR VERY RUDE

[justastain]

I am watching this on a retard TV

[123boy123boy12345678]

oh christ

not you

THAT KILLED ME

[thedukesrule]

x-ray vision ftw

[xxsteelbladexx]

how about the power of being funny...

[pgmurph301]

@xxsteelbladexx how about the power of trolling...

[MekkaShowtime]

lol jesus? where in the world did that come from?

[Darkspike121]

fly power!

[marshmeeee]

i want powers too

[frankorlln]

42 ppl went on tht date and got covered by spaghetti =)

[MrBigTheSmall]

Balls are empty

[dsb1999]

1,090 people cant see very well when watching this video

[eathbob]

i cant stop louaghing

[megazekiller]

press 3 for bew bew

[shadowfang522]

Am I the only one imagining how painful and messy the laser cock would be during sex?

[TheMexicanboi]

42 people cant shoot lazers out their cock

[Tawnyshine]

@TheMexicanboi pretty sure the other 1,109 can't either XDDD

[MrPotatoSack177]

@TheMexicanboi I wish I can do that

[skatedude655]

@TheMexicanboi dude i dont think anybody can hahaha

[Animal00Kaiser]

Oh, Christ... Not YOU

[TravisW14k]

how bout make me quit comedy lol

[MrMacrulz]

42 people hv empty balls

[yokoraitashi]

he is a good singer!

[DOPEY9233]

i dnt get it

[SamLynn93]

@DOPEY9233 how........did you not get it? he was talking about how everyone wants superpowers! and he came up with the more funny superpowers cause he has *IMAGINATION!* (lol) i dont know how to describe to you so you CAN get it....guess its just something you get or you dont :/

[DOPEY9233]

@SamLynn93 oh k

[miriamhinata]

yepp ^^ thnks lol *hugs* and yaaay imma getting married! my aba(dad) is letting me.. just needs to meet Seth. he 21 imma 15 :P :3

[RougexShadowLover]

at 1:07 i think he means know not no

[miriamhinata]

btw that song on o:39 is from Aladdin :P :3 XD and lol this is hilariousss! so funny dane cook is hilarious fer sure! ~ :P :3 XD ^^

[RougexShadowLover]

@miriamhinata

you mean 0:29 i think ^^;

[2011SFproductions]

i can show u the world ( audience laughs ) shining shimmering splendor enjoy ur spaghetti CUZ UR RUDE!

[2011SFproductions]

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....­ low fuel balls r empty lol

[2011SFproductions]

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE PART WITH DA CROCH!! :D

[sasukeuchiha12808]

frank64 shut the fuck up u r an egotistical prick enjoy ur spagetti

[franka64]

Maybe if Dane Cook had super powers he could make himself funny/appeal to more than just 12 year olds.

[BradandJoey1323]

hilarious

[BazketballNinjaaa]

Enjoy ur spaghetti, you're very egotistical. XD

[BazketballNinjaaa]

41 ppl got covered in spaghetti & shot by lasers from Dane's cock XD

[Aries920607]

does that spaghetti power come with sauce, meatballs and parmesan cheese?

[TheTriangal501st]

japanes girls would love him

[wjrshepherd10]

Love to shoot lasers out my cock!!! XDDDD

[doel1992]

adaraw13, thats fucking amazing

[adaraw13]

i can shoot lasers out of my cock

[vyor2]

40 poeple suck

[lewok99]

id love to shoot spageti at the 39 people who disliked this video

"PFFFTTH" enjoy your spageti, you have no sense of humor

[kepochi1]

@lewok99

i think it was the animation that pissed them off.

[8mycrab]

@lewok99 Jesus would have laughed at the Jesus joke. Where do you think we got our sense of humor?

[lewok99]

@8mycrab that doesnt really make sense

[8mycrab]

@lewok99 This is just my opinion. Our emotions aren't the result of "cell division". They are a reflection of a creator with emotion. If we can lighten up and laugh at ourselves, I think God can do it to.

[anqi100]

@lewok99 you mean 45....................

[djmangoo23]

i want to be able to see through anything..... oh hi there kim =}

[ToeFurr666]

enjoy your spaghetti your very rude, enjoy your spaghetti cuz your rude.

[ashcole223]

I'd love to control time!!!!

[Coolioyo1000]

but im still on tawnia13 side and uhh well mostly everyone else honestly i just think he is trying to get attention and all the black people and christians dont worry about him what can he do, he is just a llama dick, your better than him and you dont need this

[Coolioyo1000]

and fucka.....

[misaluvskira]

hahathats funny but with the lazer thing it look more like the lil stick figure guy was on a period haha lol

[alloftheabove2321]

its QUIT comed smart one

[eagleschamps2020]

Wow, you're all a bunch of dumb shits. Plain and simple.

[mepusege]

its spelt spaghetti.. go read a book dumbass XD

[koopoo2000]

my sister is already jesus XD

[oliverkahn558]

go to hell u racest bastered

[jonny40000]

u dick there is nothing wrong with africans or jesus,go to hell

[Heliosx15005]

I didn't say exactly all blacks...I meant those niggas that rob and kill...and besides Jesus sucks because of the christians and the jews...religion sucks just like niggas!

[jonny40000]

o ok

[astroboy4961]

wow your a dumb fuck. you think your cool but ur not.

[Heliosx15005]

fuck you too christian nigga

[astroboy4961]

dude your a dumb fuck.

[Heliosx15005]

no, you are mad 'cause you are a nigga and a christian xD lasjdldajd fuck face

[astroboy4961]

wow you're sooo stupid dude... seriously i hope someone arrests you for saying something like that in front of someone black. Dumbass

[Heliosx15005]

that will never happens because in m y country there are not black people. and besides I hate christians ladkasjlkdajlkjasd

[Heliosx15005]

I have, but that doesn't mean that I give a shit for saying something like: those niggas and christians suck!

Daaaaaaaaaah, you lose faggot ass bitch

[astroboy4961]

well what the fuck??? i mean you dont fucking say niggas jesus and christans suck... dumass i mean your just asking to get bad replys... so fuck you

[Heliosx15005]

fuck you

[Tawnia13]

black poeple and christian rock just as much as everyone else...

[Heliosx15005]

just because you are a christian nigga!

[Tawnia13]

hey i'm a christian and since i am i have no reason to fight any of gods children. hopefully you dumb bitchass can get help for hating BLACK PEOPLE and christians. till then PEACE fucka

[Pur3SkiIl]

@Tawnia13 You're a christian and you say "bitchass?" Hmm...

[Queerdragon11]

LOL

so funny

[beaver250]

you too and shut the fuck up dont meddle in DaDumbshit71

[StuffyKar]

eww,the 2nd super power...

[dasloco121]

ahhhhh christ...not you lol hes so funny

[pedro052299]

ROFL this is hella funny about the only thing i can sya is ROFL cause this is hella funny for this vid i can type ROFL a million times

[KingKirbProductions]

someone who has so many typos doesn't deserve this many views

[firesoulskul]

LOw FUeL BaLLS EMpTY!

[Kingman114474]

you spelled spagetti wrong one time in the video

[beaver250]

lol u did too

[Kingman114474]

Can u spell it?

[beaver250]

what the hell is the point of asking that

its ghe

[Kingman114474]

you spelled gay wrong faqet!

[beaver250]

ghe.

spaghetti. ---

im not going to even point out any more grammar.

[Kingman114474]

you're right. lets just end this.

[DaSpartan71]

you spelled fagget wrong you homo!

[Kingman114474]

hey this isn't your conversation asshole so stay the fuck out of it! Bitch nigga!!!

[mepusege]

WOW XD your a dumbass, you don't correct someone's spelling, with the WRONG spelling XD fuckhead its spelt faggot, don't believe me, when you reply to this, spell your retarded spelling of it, and then my RIGHT way of spelling it, and your way is gonna have a red underline because its spelt wrong XD

[diakiilj]

oh yeah pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­

[drh42095]

dane i love to fly yeah who the fuck doesnt  hilarious

[pedro052299]

lol lazer lol the finnger tips ppppppthhhhhhhhh

[Hardya1981]

cool

[Razook2114]

laser sex!!

[Trollzamethyst]

I'd love to throw spaghetti outta my finger tips too- my fav =)

[LSW4695]

@Trollzamethyst HE SAID SHOOT NOT THROW THERE BUD

[darkarm3worshipper]

lol when im empty my balls glow lol!

[ParamoreLovex3]

"christ."

"NOT YOU."

[zander811]

he wants to "quit comedy, fight some crime" not "quick comedy, fight some crime" lol

dane cook's the man

[GunForLiffe88]

epic

[growlie2]

wow

[hippolion]

this is so stupid and this is retardted dont reply to any of thses cuz there just a fandom

[xoxoMiami213]

i wish i had transport powers ahah,

that way i can liek transport my slef to anywhere at all times ahaha

[mikecherves]

ah crist not you lol i was crakin up

[ftw04]

I want to cover Joe jonas spagethii

[BeachBum5432]

rotfl.

joe jonas wants to shoot spagetti out of his fingerss.

xD

[iknowwhereulive11]

i want to fly every where and beable to breth under watter thats my dream dane

[filinan550]

ahhhh christ... not you lol