Jim Gaffigan - Lazy - KING BABY - CD and DVD Available NOW!

[TheDeepThinkingDoll]

D: I need mooorre! Has he done any specials recently?

[burningburney94]

this is so f'in true.

[XxWillScarletSoundxX]

I actually have to point the remote control??? What is this,the 50's...??

[TheZaphra]

Anyone ever realize that when you lose the remote instead of walking up to the tv and pushing power you always search all over the house instead?

[DizzyDior12]

"I'm just tryin' to find VH1, not split an atom!"

[isabelngrace]

I lose the remote all the time like I am sitting there and then I reach down to grab the remote and it's gone!!!!!!!!!

[chemgirl96]

"I just perfer reading"

"...Have you watched television?"

XD

[lolliepops1105]

I luv his face when he says..."i just prefer eading" :D

[MiseryLovesMe92]

"They're all staring at the radio, thinking 'I can't wait till they invent the TV!' 'Maybe it'll turn into a TV!'" LMAO

[MitchellReddSnow]

Have you ever realized that at school, when the P.A. system turns on, all the kids look at the speaker?

[GruppeSechs2004]

God bless the idiot box!

[StatenIzzy1]

LMFAO LOSING THE REMOTE IS SO FUCKEN TRUE...it happens to me almost every fucken dayy...and if i cant find it im just like fuck it ill watch this

[minnisodagrrrl]

Story of my life

[deputyseal409]

Losing the remote without getting up! Priceless!

[thewickedaddict]

21 people read to much

[rufferstuffer]

You know its sad when you watch this video thinking, "That was my exact day today.."

[BeefPapa]

" this era sucks"

[TommyMcGavs]

You know what, I think he's really like Will Ferrell! Both great!

[50sJohnny]

now you can shop using your remote! lol

[Nomis095]

I Want A Knife That Can Cut A Penny!!!!

[internationalutuber]

this is funny because it's all so true, I almost died from laughing at the radio bit.

[cutekillerofwow]

I disagree with the reading thing, hahahaha, I like to watch tv AND read :P not at the same time of course.

[Agentseaturtle]

"WHOSE WATCHIN' THIS CRAP????"

three minutes later...

"That's a good point."

XD

[natemorga]

1:57

[GoblinXXX]

The reason evolution has not weeded out lazy people-- The lazy people are the ones who actually invent stuff that makes life easier.

[superguy0214]

19 people prefer reading

[szqsk8]

LOL!  I love John Gaffigan!!!

[meganinfante]

.. choked on my popcorn kernel and had to pause the video at 2:36.. thanks alot jim xD

[puppetmaster804]

Mabye I need a knife that can cut a penny.

[sinistercommercials]

im so lazy i cant even finish a

[Larouge07]

Oh My Gosh, I Love him, LOL.

[MrMarkhall1]

If there are any women who find this man attractive, please mail me.

[thisisryanblood]

Math honors calculator

[LilVypaMuzik]

17 people are watching infomercials

[xxGrillTheNikkixx]

Im in honors math , you'd kill yourself if you saw our calculator.

[rememberthename33]

@xxGrillTheNikkixx doubt it fart face

[yurismir1]

Sometimes I'm too lazy to eat. I think I win this little laziness contest we're having here.

[4dojo]

maybe my computer will become a tv

[jck1794]

*stares intently

"I can't wait 'til they invent the TV!"

[MerchantOfMenace1]

right when he says "no reading" there's words on the bottom of the video.

[KingHarkiniansBoi]

@MerchantOfMenace1

And?

[cuttsjoey]

Im trying to find VH1 not split an atom!

[dravenroughnecks]

He made dr.pepper come outta my nose

[geek2thextreme]

i dont have cable 0_0

[jennybtv]

Maybe I need a knife that can cut a penny..

[MrVideogame87]

@jennybtv Too bad my phones on the other side of the room.

I NEED A REMOTE FOR MY PHONE!

[kirby4077]

@jennybtv if Billy Mays is selling it you need it

R.I.P. Billy Mays, Lord of the Pitch

[DKDonkeyThong]

@jennybtv Maybe I need a cybernetic knife that can cut quotes from videos...

[1113Lori]

Love being lazy, he described it perfectly!

[hairyguy23]

hey guys if you ever wondered what it would be like to hear a Jim Gaffigan swear type "Jim Gaffigan's Saturn Commercial Outtakes" in the search box...you won't be sorry!

[foodonface]

Jim Gaffigan works mainly on laziness of everyday people

Brian Regan works mainly on stupidity on everyday people

That's why they are both incredibly funny. 

[MetalOxy]

@foodonface Indeed! I love them both they're fucking hilarious!

[pujols37105]

You know you're lazy when you're glad you need to take a dump.

[ajthepage]

Lying down and doing nothing is the best.

[zalmanusa]

I hate that idiots like this comedy... just look @marie1234567890ify @TheKnightwing1197, and all of those people with unconstructive comments like actually quoting the video, "LETS SAY EXACTLY WHAT HE SAYS AND SEE HOW MANY THUMB IM GET"... Twats.

[xSaintxSmithx]

@zalmanusa *high five*

[marie1234567890ify]

I LUV HIM THUMS UP IF U DO

[TheKnightwing1197]

sometimes im to lazy to even breath.... now thats horrible

[FreddyLovesMusic]

ill have other kids lol

[BlazieTiger]

I do need a knife that can cut a penny... lol.

[TIm7up]

"I haven't gotten up in a while… hey I haven't seen Kevin for a while… maybe if I got up I could make a plaster cast of my ass…(stands up oh sorry Kevin I didn't know you were down there sit n' there

[Lostie1895]

I don't remember throwing it... XD

[scottJ1155]

I am just trying to go to VH1, not split an atom. hahha

[szqsk8]

"I just want to watch a tv show, not split an atom!". LOL!

[emosasukeCS2]

Pfft, 17 dislikes. Apparently you have the internet, but not the TV.

[kuroshashu]

@emosasukeCS2: Hi, you must be new here; welcome to the 21st century :)

[emosasukeCS2]

@kuroshashu I hope you're adding onto a joke; if not, then I'm sad that you took the time to reply.

[M4pnt]

@emosasukeCS2 no apparently their into reading

[moosic2myears]

i cant wait until they invent the tv!!!!!

[CarlCampbell]

He stands so still...

[Zharsmash]

but i do prefer reading XD

[Domatophobic]

I feel the exact same way, hahaha.

[mykoko96]

I feel bad for the 17 people who missed the like button

[supertuck16]

i wish there was a "play all" option. i like youtube... but its just too much work! 

[arlome]

@supertuck16 LMAO!

[xXArchAngel11Xx]

ppl r lazy, who can deny that?

[samthomasmusic]

Describes me

[saintswhiz]

"Tv's way better! There's pictures, and there's sounds, and most importantly NO READING!" *words scroll across bottom of screen*

[SVFreedomFighters]

@saintswhiz but this isn't TV...

[rachelsaur54]

I have reached that degree of laziness before. it borders on repulsive, but feels soooo good.

[fdythunre]

Lol!! He has a point. You never get up but the remote ends up on the other side of the room!!

[Kdubslugga]

@fdythunre How true is that????

[marie1234567890ify]

Jim Gaffigan u r the SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Zarthga]

@marie1234567890ify

The So Funny?

[TheProjectMJ]

I like Reading....

[yodudeitskid22]

i rely need to harvist those crops for my 8 kids ahh ill have other kids 

[IssyRedbird]

I watch TV AND read books! I'm awesome! lol

[explosion3209]

i havnt even gottn up!

[TenaciousleeFTW]

i cant wait for it to turn into a tv Lol

[pyaramann]

love it just awesome

[woahhhjenna]

i've seriously taken a nap instead of doing work before. haha.

[ronnyrizat]

why were they looking at the radio hahahaha

[stacdzwon]

@ronnyrizat as i read this, he was saying that exact line haha craazyyy

[skillzgone2waste]

For reals. He is the funniest comedian ever!!

[RickDesotell]

I've lost the remote. I also forget what I'm watching during ads

[cheaterboy2007]

"I really got to harvest those crops or my 8 kids won't make throught winter.... I'll have other kids."

[sasukefl]

I was trying to find VH1 not SPLIT AN ATOM ahahahaha win

[wellpoop87]

you know your addicted to TV when the battery in the remote goes out and you replace it with the battery from the smoke alarm.

[Queenlover1114]

should I sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing? lol!! hes sooo funny!!!!

[mtietz26]

anyone remember before there were remotes?! What did people do without them? lol

[iloveclassics50]

they got up , lol

my grandmas is still downstairs!

[PhsycoCat999]

"who watches this crap???!!!" "Then three minutes into it 'oh thats a good point'"

[ghostbuster323]

I dont remember  throwing it.

[meganinfante]

@ghostbuster323 I started laughing so hard at that part xD

[TTarfreak]

good stuff!

[spartan4333]

sometimes I am too lazy to play video games, thats bad

[knoplayer]

I know right!

[knoplayer]

Me too. That's why I gave up playing GTA4 and Assassin's Creed 2! Those two games give you way too many errands to complete.

[pancakesarebetter]

@spartan4333 me too....

[crazychainsaw007]

@spartan4333 me to i think my ps3 gonna be boring and then it will take 10 senconds to load uhh lol

[alexamerling20]

@spartan4333 I've been there too :p

[Otissor]

@spartan4333 me too lol...

[BananaSandwich1]

too lazy to go to sleep ? lol

[Sheenomi]

@spartan4333 Same.

[123DannyDawg]

@spartan4333 lol

[elchamber]

@spartan4333 I'm so lazy that I fall asleep. I'll wake up, my character is either dead, arrested or underwater. You'd think I'd care with all the shooting, air-strikes and police sirens. I'm either really lazy or a silent violent event waiting to happen. Only time will tell.

[MusicDAnthony]

@spartan4333 HAHAHA!!

[Saturos007]

@spartan4333 sad as it is, I can identify with you. Sometimes I just take the game out and put a movie in, I'm just too lazy to concentrate >.<

[plzletmelive1]

@Saturos007 I can concentrate while playing video games, but im just to lazy to sit up instead of lie down :D

[HikariInSuicideland]

@spartan4333

that's nothing, sometimes i'm too lazy to go to sleep XD

[nderadio96]

Maybe it'll turn into a TV

[b12nd0n]

Maybe.

[eliownsyou]

It seems like if you guys care enough to write a comment like that than you care enought for people to know what you think about this guy. I will agree though, his audience voice is a little annoying but I like his jokes about ketchup.

[hooha1000]

@eliownsyou ...dude..his audience voice is hella funny....you trippin..

[TQCKyle]

More like people with a British sense of humor (dry as fuck). All I hear is, "whine whine whine, soft voice, whine whine. Thank you, good night."

[ruffles272]

so you hate jim gaffigan and you're racist against British people?

[5324er]

HEY HEY HEY the knife cuts throught CONCRETE not a penny!!!

[pianomanTodd]

looks nothing like chris farley

[lovestar12344321]

Anyone Think He Looks Like Chris Farley>?

[knoplayer]

The eyes maybe.

[almostloverx3]

i love this guy. it's not LOL laughing for me, but just smiling and nodding my head, like "so true...so true..." hahaha!

[jumpergurl4190]

this guy is the bomb and i dont care what u jerks say...u have a REALLY bad sense of humor if u dont laugh @ the hot pocket guy! HOT POCKETS!!!!!!! aand i love, "i'm trying to go to VH1 not split an atom!!"

[zeze40video]

Man you are really really dumb,. Do u have a single friend?

[altitudeFlies]

haha! Are you serious?  Boy, I'd hate to see what type of comedy is like. Probably Napoleon Dynamite or some crap like that. Man, you don't know what funny is, do you?

Stop being so judgmental and keep an open mind (like it's hard for you, right?).

[AngryLittleWhiteBoy]

congrats quinn you're an asshole, no one likes you. get a sense of humor or leave now

[breakfacejackhammer]

wow bro, u have no reason to like comedy

[altitudeFlies]

"I can't wait 'til they invent the TV! This era SUCKS!"

haha! The infomercial thing is SO true.

[TheNeroatheninja]

why do they stare at the radio are they that bored... maybe it will turn into a tv omgeeeeeeeeeee lolol this guy is comedy genious... dont hate haters

[altitudeFlies]

"...I'll have other kids. Gotta get back to starin' at the BARN!"

"What is this, the 50s?!"

I love Jim! He's great at perfectly pointing out things that are completely true.

[DoubleOhSammy]

Yes, that and the fact that he occasionally talks in a silly high pitched voice! LOL

[CelticVictory]

He has a point about the natural selection comment and television sucks nowadays.

[writertrump]

fuck viacom

[FroobRadio]

Opinion*. This is kinda hard posting on an iPod.

[FroobRadio]

You're an idiot, reticient. You're saying you don't care about what people think of your opinion, then you ask them for theirs. WTF? People gave you a negative rating based on their opionion, which is that your #1 guy sucks. Stop being a little pansy about what people did to your post.

[shawn1818668]

lol its kinda funny ho he rarely cusses, good material tho

[thegabeman303]

ok, seriously? guys, stop fighting over freaking youtube! its pathetic! Cant you just watch the video without cussing each other out just because you have different opinions!

[KAJW5]

I agree like seriously, what's your goal for fighting on youtube?

[PROUDTOOBEWHITE14]

like seriously like seriously lol like seriously? like seriously like seriously like seriously

[KAJW5]

Hahah that's what i was trying to do.

[guitarherogod90]

@thegabeman303 i kno it, ppl do this on all the videos

[dwadedabomb127]

suck my penis.

[cockapoody4]

I allmost died of laufging jim gaffigan is a MURDERER

[MrOBreezy]

A fucktard is a fucking retard

[PhatBrady1017]

Jim Gaffigan is awesome.. he's my second favorite comedian (next to Stephen Wright)...

[MrOBreezy]

George Carlin is an American hero, dane cook is a fucktard. that's fact, deal with it.

[MrOBreezy]

How could you put Dane cook above those 3?

[Lisalove]

BRILLIANT

I can relate to this so much it hurts.

[oscar115500]

lol the loosing the remote thing i've done! i havn't moved!! ah ah and i don't remember throwing it!

[RussX5Z]

Jim Gaffigan is very funny and talented. But no offense he tends to repeat his comedy lines. Because didn't he say this from his other stand up performance?

[poopyhead002]

richard pryor

eddie murphy

dane cook

jeff dunham

jim gaffigan

gabriel iglesias

[3dayzgracefanatic11]

my faves:

jeff dunham

jim gaffigan

demetri martin

[xxNFLgiants10xx]

if u like those comedians, then you will LOVE nick swardson. he is the man. in my opinion funnier then demetri martin

[zippyzap92]

uh that happened to be after a few hours i lose the romot

[mrcrappa]

wat about jeff dunahm

[FinalHeresy]

Ide say the best are,

George Carlin

Jim Gaffigan

Brian regen

Mitch hedberg

but thats just my opinion

[K3n2i]

i love brian regan :D

[fox9ninja]

favorite comedians:

Mitch Hedberg

Demetri Martin

Dave Chapelle

Gabriel Iglesias

and Jim Gaffigan

[123celindion]

agreed. my only complaints are that Demetri has been a little weak lately and Gabriel Iglasia isnt really top 5. I prefer Brian Regan.

[EricN1995]

that wood be awesome having a knife that cood cut a penny

[mcquestion]

Funniest comic since Dave Attell (and yet, two totally different types of comedy).

My dream comedy lineup is these two guys.

[legofreak27]

MAYBE IT'LL TURN INTO A T.V!

[LinksGreenHat13]

"Should i sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing?" Lol

[Chemicalx100]

hahahahah reading compared to tv hahahah nice

[schaney2006]

"I'll just go back to staring at the barn.."...hahaha!!