Officer Dave Chappelle couldn't have done it, I saw him at his window masturbating. From 2:35 to 2:37, I'm certain of it. He was standing on a clock holding a calendar and today's paper.
anybody else notice the massive uploads in full movies on youtube lately? im enjoying it without a doubt, but it seems kinda awkward that they all seem to b uploaded around the same time frame, and around the same time that sopa and pipa was being introduced, i said the same thing on another video, but it just seems a lil fishy, maybe its just me, but it does make u wonder, it really makes me wonder if those involved with sopa and pipa r doin it themselves to prove a point, just a thought.
@unknownstranger06 wow interesting point. But it says this was uploaded sept 28 which is weird because i remember searching for this same stand up in november and couldnt find a full version...
@maria41491...baby im not picking on u..but please learn how to spell..I think I kinda understand what your trying to say,but u have alot of spelling errors in your text..im not being mean to u..I love u sweets:)
i cant why? its just me agai the world now..u claime ass wannna be elisabet..we know! u did knock Dave u mail~realy ? wel Dave///u were down to steloeuas...u disgasting..u brake od wat? is that were u met ur wife..ctack head
listen to the las segmengt..that that sounds like dave..no! he raise the case this epsoite is fou...gave Chape;l is olders tahn u btw! swee u ..b there u silly ass Robin williams...hahaha gtg u silly niggas!
i curap hard rock cafe..but dammit....since then i feelllike i have been chiped//..thias video surely just speaking for us.. well..i came out..the said.i have tooot [roblem...little i know everytime i get drunk mining my own buness..then lost ..3rth eye be3nnn spying mwe since i came in the state..found out i got chip in myu wishdom they.pland that shit whe i was in vegas..
whos give a fuck..abouyt the law???brothers .sisiter do ur reasearch//were all gods of childs...but kiluminati will going to kill uss..stop being shalow..on one hitnt..ever wonder why ur in depbt or so far back financialy... were r being drawn to kiluminati..study that...thak you!
Theory 7..omg..!!!ppl tupac is in revange..and alive..simply pple post stuff..but perhaps..just for watever ..However.Kilumanitic is literly controle us..Pac is sending messege...i might get killd for this..bye!
listen to Dave Chappel voice..faithfuly...is ;inpsing the thing is for black or white perhaps..but knowing Pack like me..pack is sending messeges..hes not racist nor pregiduse.gathering war on & theorey..listen! Pac is directing everything!
a litlle hint..i will never leave my mo'mm she my homei ..theres gonna be something that you cant smilie..but through all this rain and pain..u gottta keep ur sense .of humor...smile for Pac...pac is everywhere! listen...and learned..by Tupac.opsssss.gtg.
46:53
Funniest man on earth
woody558 8 hours ago
all timer chappelle cool
MrNINJALEE88 16 hours ago
I don't how many times I've seen this. And it still makes me crack up.
Kymmze 21 hours ago
Bring In R Kelly And Tell Him To Stay Away From My Eyes lmaoooo
FreshPrinceOfBham205 1 day ago
Is he saying "homes dude" or "homeless dude"?
MrDorijones 2 days ago
Great comedian; original style, very clever. Want to see more of Chapelle!
2w0bb134m3 3 days ago
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Joao1m3 3 days ago
0:45 smoking some weed
wellzz1000 4 days ago 2
@wellzz1000
damn straight
TheSuperscud 7 hours ago
R. Kelly pissed on his victim.
BrandonRStovall 4 days ago
ima stay home dog...chill wit my monkey. LMAO
2010raquan 4 days ago
Officer Dave Chappelle couldn't have done it, I saw him at his window masturbating. From 2:35 to 2:37, I'm certain of it. He was standing on a clock holding a calendar and today's paper.
CARNAXHACKER789 1 week ago 7
Chocolate? THIS IS DOO DOO BABYY ;D
OnyxCreationz 1 week ago
Pardon, me miss idm 2 b rude but do u suck balls
rougeassassin369 1 week ago
32:24 You're welcome.. :D
TheFouahab 1 week ago 3
I dodge that shyt like the matrix niga
rougeassassin369 1 week ago
put ur goddamn cock away. lol
Tupadre97 1 week ago
Alright back up!! Back up!!!
Blairskirock 1 week ago
anybody else notice the massive uploads in full movies on youtube lately? im enjoying it without a doubt, but it seems kinda awkward that they all seem to b uploaded around the same time frame, and around the same time that sopa and pipa was being introduced, i said the same thing on another video, but it just seems a lil fishy, maybe its just me, but it does make u wonder, it really makes me wonder if those involved with sopa and pipa r doin it themselves to prove a point, just a thought.
unknownstranger06 1 week ago 3
@unknownstranger06 wow interesting point. But it says this was uploaded sept 28 which is weird because i remember searching for this same stand up in november and couldnt find a full version...
Mr1durwall 1 week ago
@unknownstranger06 Haha i couldn't have said it better myself
AlllamericanQB 1 week ago
It doodoo baby! lol
salter555 1 week ago
just looking at his face makes laugh
alcides299 2 weeks ago
gonna get botox on my balls to get the wrinklies out lol lol
msl2821 2 weeks ago
How old is 15 really?
alsdehousevankatis 2 weeks ago
i like the part wer micky mouse said its rick james bitch hahahha
AZ70900 2 weeks ago
chapelle got a point about that kid at mjchael jacksons house.
ungrateful kids these days
MrRoyalnash 2 weeks ago
there are white people in the audience so I guess they can watch too
MrRoyalnash 2 weeks ago
"Yah Frank fell asleep so we stuck a carrot in his ass"
bigblackguy167 2 weeks ago
This is doodoo baby
aa72on 2 weeks ago in playlist full movies 22
O'Jays other glove hahaha
Skuff2k7 2 weeks ago in playlist full movies
I caught that motha fucka with a upper cut BOP!!!
MrQuicksilver135 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE <3 <3 XD
angelashleyjean 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
I just fucking love his white-people impressions!
He kinda sounds like Brian from Family Guy (or Meth MacFarlane) everytime xD
PetrSilie 2 weeks ago
@maria41491...baby im not picking on u..but please learn how to spell..I think I kinda understand what your trying to say,but u have alot of spelling errors in your text..im not being mean to u..I love u sweets:)
F2daolk 3 weeks ago
Officer Dave Chappelle couldn't have done that i saw him in his window at 2:45 masturbating. LMAO
ISLaughTyI 3 weeks ago
whites no, pure bread negros and even half breeds may watch and or laugh
mrcbone123 3 weeks ago
Is this for niggers only, or can white people watch too?
TheMrBlinx 3 weeks ago
@TheMrBlinx it's for anybody who likes good comedy
MegaPeacenotwar 3 weeks ago
Thank you for uploading this
MihaiDenis89 3 weeks ago
WHERE IS JA!!!!!!
ARMY2498 4 weeks ago
he is mad funny
Mr01Dantana 4 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
When your in doubt, whip it out.
WriggiluofVO 4 weeks ago
Fuck carrots!!! lmao
zjayguy 4 weeks ago
oh my god
oh my god
mickey mouse is mexican
yeonlyn 1 month ago
pardon me miss i dont mean to be rude but do u suck balls
pspabp 1 month ago
For What Its Worth dave is the best
pspabp 1 month ago 2
kinda reminds me of dmx
HipHop1995CB 1 month ago
19:25 is the greatest line ever. I use it all the time.
chanedogg42 1 month ago
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chanedogg42 1 month ago
@maria41491 WTF r you talking abt?
sexyfine14 1 month ago
to funny
88Drein 1 month ago
@maria41491
Daaayyymm nigga dat probably took u a long ass time to write
d7h7a7n7y7a7n7 1 month ago 12
Harold and Kumar
d7h7a7n7y7a7n7 1 month ago
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SkoalBandit121 1 month ago
wvryone
kiluminati...i love outside my regeon./..its atlease u spec
maria41491 1 month ago
i cant why? its just me agai the world now..u claime ass wannna be elisabet..we know! u did knock Dave u mail~realy ? wel Dave///u were down to steloeuas...u disgasting..u brake od wat? is that were u met ur wife..ctack head
maria41491 1 month ago
im comming out tooo smart fo niggas..
u takk too muc..need to listen more.
maria41491 1 month ago
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iMvGxy 2 weeks ago
listen to the las segmengt..that that sounds like dave..no! he raise the case this epsoite is fou...gave Chape;l is olders tahn u btw! swee u ..b there u silly ass Robin williams...hahaha gtg u silly niggas!
maria41491 1 month ago
@maria41491 ...............Tha fuck? xD
fierokr3w 1 week ago
Pac in realaity whos gives a shit HU?..holla at me on facebook.u have bee gone Tupac almosts 18 yrs.. Pac Baby im here u know:)!
maria41491 1 month ago
were going to be salvage..weather u like or not..could of prevented if u listen to Tupac..form me? i rathere die a tru so;dier than coward!
maria41491 1 month ago
omfs...
i curap hard rock cafe..but dammit....since then i feelllike i have been chiped//..thias video surely just speaking for us.. well..i came out..the said.i have tooot [roblem...little i know everytime i get drunk mining my own buness..then lost ..3rth eye be3nnn spying mwe since i came in the state..found out i got chip in myu wishdom they.pland that shit whe i was in vegas..
maria41491 1 month ago
i God servan you go ahead and laught!
maria41491 1 month ago
Kiluminati- iliminate you..inless u giving it up like a mothat fakin fagoot! im no slave..im god sevant!
maria41491 1 month ago
whos give a fuck..abouyt the law???brothers .sisiter do ur reasearch//were all gods of childs...but kiluminati will going to kill uss..stop being shalow..on one hitnt..ever wonder why ur in depbt or so far back financialy... were r being drawn to kiluminati..study that...thak you!
maria41491 1 month ago
Theory 7..omg..!!!ppl tupac is in revange..and alive..simply pple post stuff..but perhaps..just for watever ..However.Kilumanitic is literly controle us..Pac is sending messege...i might get killd for this..bye!
maria41491 1 month ago
listen to Dave Chappel voice..faithfuly...is ;inpsing the thing is for black or white perhaps..but knowing Pack like me..pack is sending messeges..hes not racist nor pregiduse.gathering war on & theorey..listen! Pac is directing everything!
maria41491 1 month ago
the magic of computer technology..judge for ur self...its holllywood...perhaps a stunt! Pac were here!!!! we got u!
maria41491 1 month ago
omfg!! watch Dave kiluminati..also him and Pac was friend..frien have eachothers back's but now its going to be a war..and pac will be in it.
maria41491 1 month ago
too much hevvy.. piexeout! wstside!!kamaveli
maria41491 1 month ago
kameveli.. peace!
maria41491 1 month ago
as well as through all this bullshit..smile for me..Remember that!
maria41491 1 month ago
a litlle hint..i will never leave my mo'mm she my homei ..theres gonna be something that you cant smilie..but through all this rain and pain..u gottta keep ur sense .of humor...smile for Pac...pac is everywhere! listen...and learned..by Tupac.opsssss.gtg.
maria41491 1 month ago
AAAAHHH BITCH ALL THESE RULES! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
xTehGunnazx 1 month ago
@Flamessoadfan12 for his comedy...yea..he should have picked a city where most of the crowd would be high...
tonebone8 1 month ago
"Water, sugar, and of course, purple!"
arryharry 1 month ago
This crowd fuckin sucks
Flamessoadfan12 1 month ago
@Flamessoadfan12 They are fuckin terrible.
09fredo 1 month ago
RUN NIGGA! GEORGE WASHIN'TON!
CARNAXHACKER789 1 month ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 33:10
cripplejack77 1 month ago
to funny
rudyrudes1986 1 month ago
Here is the story behind the girl at 45:38
w\w\w(dot)nytimes(dot)c\o\m/2002/07/24/us/7-year-old-philadelphia-girl-abducted-monday-breaks-free(dot)html
Put the dot in between the parentheses.
and take out the slashes that go like this = \
123dx1 1 month ago 3
"He was standing on a clock, holding a calander and todays paper."
velvetnectar81 2 months ago 17
dave is da man
dipset520 2 months ago
what da fuck is juice ?
BrokFolkz 2 months ago 3
turn subtitles on they are funny
MikeTheSkullOfFlames 2 months ago
lolol
JM666777 2 months ago
Is the story about bim being on the bus true? LOL.
kadycakez 2 months ago
my name's blackfeet
byrd9009 2 months ago
This is America's anus right here lol
2paczfan 2 months ago
no dislikes
EATIT41 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
@EATIT41 because you cant help but laugh ;]
nczuno 2 months ago
@nczuno hell yeah !
EATIT41 2 months ago
32:25-32:26 BOOBIES :D
ChiefMoonstar666 3 months ago 59
@ChiefMoonstar666 Wow! Nice! :)
Docmananoff 2 months ago
@ChiefMoonstar666 I wish she would cough really hard
CZRXCZR 2 months ago
@ChiefMoonstar666 02:19 also ^^
nmers1 1 month ago
fish loove when i come over ROFL :))
ovidikandreea 3 months ago
32:26
CALO65 3 months ago
scheisse ich kann nich mehr vor lachen...a monkey? word?
FeralFresse 3 months ago
lol. 22:15
cutnruncrew 4 months ago
Dave is one of the greatest.. anyone who gives the industry the finger like that is a hero to me... AFRICA !
crabbytheclown 4 months ago
nice thanks!
OfficialToonBeats 4 months ago
Do you have more of dave chappelle, i will subscribe
UguZoo 4 months ago 30
@UguZoo yeah i do i will put them up later
Movies4Utubers01 4 months ago 20
@Movies4Utubers01 did later get here yet?
evilpiggehz 1 month ago
@Movies4Utubers01 friday after the next pm
TheAlia2012 1 month ago
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
youngflame1993 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Movies4Utubers01
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
youngflame1993 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Movies4Utubers01
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
youngflame1993 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Movies4Utubers01
first !!!
Undergroundhiphop718 4 months ago