Judge Mathis FEATURING: 'Big MOMMA George'!

[kathberry8]

...Ibelieve George...

[NACGT133]

7:53 lmao

[silentfades]

The funeral director seems a little light on his feet.

[QueenCleopatra0606]

sir u r living a ghetto fabulous life lol!

[Brraaaappify]

Big Momma? I don't get it. 'Cause he's flamboyant and over 250lbs?

[italianromani]

Defendant looks like Buddy Hackett - don't know if anyone remembers him.

[MzSunnyJeep]

@italianromani BWAHAHAHAH....sure do!

[BROOKLYNBRENDA]

@italianromani I OF COURSE REMEMBER BUDDY HACKETT!!! I SEE THE RESEMBLENCE - BUT BUDDY WAS NOT CON!!!

[otirudam]

@italianromani ...of course i remember Buddy Hackett, i miss him , he was great, he was in the movie Its a Mad Mad World with the magnificent Terry Thomas, lol. (is this a true statement?!!!) lol

[SheenaStarling85]

the defendant is a crook, he needs his ass kicked.

[Mrchikenkatsu]

Defendant is a fast talkin, bullshitt'n, con artist who makes his living taking advantage of, and scamming people......He'd make a great used car salesman...!!!

[chluckey]

I have to admit,that defendent's to the "T"..that joker's sharp as a razor...He looks like a part time italian mafia hitman and funeral director as well..what??make the hit..10% off victim's funeral cost..lol! We know he don't like to "lose" no money..10% and he'll throw in a flower he cut from a neighbor's lawn..lol! joking people...

[CatpurrRobertaBobbi]

If Big Momma LOL does not get discovered as talk show host there is no justice in this world. He reminds me of a closeted Richard Simmons!

[JBebeLinn]

Judge Mathis has finally found the man of his dreams, well it took him long enough. Shopping from amongst all those sweet and low-downs that come in to the court house. haha

[TheYoungMoneyShow]

All his money was going to drugs n hoes im talking about the 1 with the suit on.

[gocatty]

nobody uses a triplebeam,digital is whats going on

[momma0106]

"I'm SUPER!!! Thanks for asking!!"

[sammygebre]

OMG, its like 11:30 at night and I'm still laughing my ASS OFF from this stuff! Wow, "diamond, gold cufflings!". LOL, this guy is ghetto fabulous!

[martinesuz]

5 57 am , lmao 2$ per hour I want a bigger table lmao

[Tonetare]

Judge Mathis is the most impressive television judge considering all the trials and tribulations he had to go through as a result of being brought up in a lower-class, dangerous area; that kind of poverty of course stemming from how Blacks were prohibited from all things good in this country and basically had to fight and die for all their rights 35 years ago. If it weren't for all the anti-Black cruelties and injustices by Whites, the amount lower-class Blacks wouldn't be remotely as high

[Tonetare]

to mention who's all behind it because the majority uses a 'race card' accusation defense. Rather, people just like to make it out as if Blacks brought it on themselves. Anyways, I am so proud of Mathis for becoming such a success story considering he had parents who were forced to raise him with a dangerous, lower-class areas where Whites discriminated and terrorized them into. It's so hard for the average Black person to make a success out of themselves in a predominately White society as well

[CommentsKing]

@Tonetare shut up u racist

[TheAgnostic1986]

Stating historical facts is not racist. Mathis did have it rough just like most African Americans do from racialy discrimination. If he were racist he would have said Mathis had it rough thanks to those loud red-pimped, living pale corpse ghost, no-melanin having thus premature aging, bad dancing, honkeymonkey, unathletic, tan-needing, dweeby-ass Polar Bear animals but he didn't he just said whites

[CommentsKing]

@TheAgnostic1986 u racist bigot, u got no idea what i was talkin about and just butted ur racist ignorance into a storm of debris

[TheAgnostic1986]

I knew exactly what u were talking about. U came and told a user to shut up and called them a racist for stating well established facts. What more explanation do I need? And I'm not racist. It's funny how white people are always accusing Blacks of playing the race card yet if you even explain the history of American society they're the first to call you racist and get offended by it.

[CommentsKing]

@TheAgnostic1986 shut the fuck up racist, ain't nobody white over here

[CommentsKing]

@TheAgnostic1986 that's what u get for assuming shit u dumb monkey

[TheAgnostic1986]

If you're a non-Black minority, I suggest you respect the race that provided all minorities freedom in this country. Thanks to the African AMerican Civil Rights Movement, your asses now have equal rights. What racist shit non-Black minorities like you don't understand is that all non-Whites were discriminated against in this country 35 years ago. Just because Blacks got the worst treatment didn't mean all minorities were treated like crap and discriminated against for being non-white

[TheAgnostic1986]

How dare your non-Black minority ass disrespect the race that gave your ass equal rights. Whatever race ur apart of didn't do shit to fight for their equal rights in th U.S. but relied on Blacks, lazy bastards. Your punk asses should still be getting discriminated against if you can't get on the fucking grade and thank Blacks for saving your asses from Whites

[CommentsKing]

@TheAgnostic1986

bitch i been a nigga all my life and always will be, dumb ass tom

[AustrailianGent]

Well of course he's going to "blame Whitey" if the white community denies the black community all their rights for centuries up until 35 years ago causing the entire race to impoverished. If you have a problem with that, tough noogies. Black Americans have always been the most impoverished race and who do u expect them to blame for that? American rabbits. No! They're going to blame fucking whitey as they should. Black Americans did wonders on the American economy. If they weren't white

[AustrailianGent]

Americans wouldn't have continued to go back and forth across the atlantic to bring them over to the states. Your race kept bring blacks over because they were making you rich, you filthy animal cracker in the shape of a pig! American whites need to stop giving whites a bad name globally with all their denial and racism. It's getting irriating. It's bad enough they did what they did, but half of them now can't even accept it

[garrenn]

@AustrailianGent I just want to say that though I'm white I agree with you wholeheartedly. It sickens me to think how my race got to where they are now. I also hate that I have to live in a hick town where the majority of people are racist rednecks. I just wanted to let you know that I admit to the horrible things we've done so that maybe you'll see(if you don't already) that not all white people are racist hypocritical deniers.

[AustrailianGent]

you're one hell of a good person. There are probably alot of good people like yourself that the bad apples enjoy make looking bad. There not only insulting blacks but their fellow whites like yourself

[garrenn]

@AustrailianGent I'm glad you see that. When replying to such a touchy subject like this I never know how the person will respond. It's not easy to express your feelings through text and there are many who take the things I say the wrong way. I'm not just trying to say these things to make myself feel better or to make others think I'm some holy person. I'm far from that. It's really something that really sickens me, gaining wealth by causing such pain to others just because of the way they look

[AustrailianGent]

@garrenn sorry it takes me forever to reply. Could you befriend me. I would really like to talk to you one on one. I mean, I just really really appreciate your attitude and kindness. I don't want to pass a guy like you up without at least attempting to have a friendship with you and learn more about you. I honestly think I myself could learn a lot from a person with your type of attitude and good will :)

[garrenn]

@AustrailianGent First, just to completely clear the air, I am in fact not a guy. I am female. But I'd be happy to friend you! I hope you don't expect to learn too much though. I try not to be ignorant, but there's plenty of things that I don't know about myself.

[AustrailianGent]

@garrenn My apologies! I just looked at the name and assumed it was a male name. Sorry! But yea! Actually that makes a lot of sense that you are a white female. Tell me if you believe this is ignorant or not but I notice far far far less racism among white females than white males. I mean, every place I go these days I even see white female/black male couples. Most of the racist comments over the net come from immature white males. It's just an observation I made.

[garrenn]

@AustrailianGent I'm not positive if there is some sort of statistical analysis on the subject. But there could be a few factors in this. One it is where you are raised and who raises you. If you are born of a racist family, more than likely you will be racist. This isn't always the case as my parents were not racist, but both my mom and dad's family is. My sister is racist though she was born in a tolerant family.

[garrenn]

@AustrailianGent Then there's the fact that the main breathing ground for racism is a feeling of superiority. Not to sound sexist, but many men try to show superiority more than females, who seem to find more time trying to look good compared to other women instead. That could be one reason male men, white or otherwise, would try to make their own race seem superior in some way.

[AustrailianGent]

@garrenn Speaking as a male, even I myself couldn't agree with you more. I am so disgusted over a lot of aspects about our culture that we have come to accept as normal when they are soooo sexist. Men degrade women is so many ways and so commonly that people don't even stop to think about it because they've grown so accustom to it. "You play like a girl." "You remind me of my sister." Why have comments like that developed into phrases by men.

[garrenn]

@AustrailianGent There are some things I don't mind as much. The term chivalry is dead doesn't apply to me and I don't think you should hit a woman unless she is attacking you, she poses a real threat, and there is no other way out of the situation. There are physical reasons why a woman would probably not(Not always the case) be as good at some CERTAIN sports as a man, though it does anger me how men make a big deal out of a woman beating a man at something.

[AustrailianGent]

@garrenn there's no question that because of masculine traits and such that men will be better at many physical sports than women but the thing is it's not as if in more feminine activist such we always hear women saying "You sow like man" or "You knit like a man" "You shop like a man" or "You garden like a my little brother!" You see, even the smallest things that we wouldn't bother to think about are sexist in our culture and we've grown to think it's just normal

[garrenn]

@AustrailianGent Yes that's very true. It's never been put into our psyche that doing anything "like a man" is negative, and so there aren't any comments like that in our culture. Though there are many thing both sexes tend to do that can be abhorrent. It makes me think of this one guy at my school I can't stand. He's in JROTC with me (a military based school program) and he thinks if you're female then you're instantly beneath him. I love to prove him wrong regularly :)

[AustrailianGent]

@garrenn And let's not even get into what an assertive woman is viewed as while we all know what an even more so, all-out aggressive man is viewed as in our culture. Ugh! Anyways, Lmfao @ you making some chauvinistic pig sounding guy eat his words and on military-based subjects at that. I love the sounds of that. Way to show him up. Good stuff.

[AustrailianGent]

@garrenn And let's not even get into what an assertive woman is viewed as in our culture while we all know what all-out aggressive males are regarded as. Anyways, lmfao @ you making some chauvinistic pig at your school eat his words and on military-based subjects at that. Hell yea! Good for you! Keep showing him up.

[garrenn]

@AustrailianGent I'm a pretty assertive girl, and not very "girly" and many people ask me if I'm a lesbian... -_- Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with gay and lesbian couples, but it's the fact that since I'm not some frilly thing then I'm considered a lesbian. My sister and her husband tried to go out of their way to prove to my parents that I was a lesbian just because they were mad at them and wanted to throw me under the bus.

[jblucio3177]

@garrenn Don't waste your time on people like that.

[AustrailianGent]

@garrenn Actually I'm gay so trust me I know all about those stupid, ridiculous stereotypes. I'm in no way like the effeminate stereotype that people tack on to gay males. That absolutely pisses me off. Hell, str8 men invented metrosexuality and the word even applies to str8 men who have effeminate qualities yet people still seem to connect effeminance with gay men. My mom was acting like it was a girly thing when I came out and infuriated me so I can definitely identify with you on that

[garrenn]

@AustrailianGent Yeah I've known gay men as well as women who don't follow these things. I just hate that it's more socially accepted for women then men.

[AustrailianGent]

@garrenn Yea and the reason for that is likely because of men themselves (lol); str8 men that is. But I suppose I can always look on the bright side. In other countries it's not so much looked at as a sissy sort of thing but as hateful federal offense worthy of death. As bigoted as America still is, I will take that over some of the things going on in other countries anyday. Anyways Your understanding and consideration you've shown means the world to me. It speaks volumes.

[garrenn]

@AustrailianGent Heh...I live in the south and it's technically against the law here in my city that having sex involving the anus illegal, even for women. The only reason they did that was to make it illegal to be gay. At least, it used to be against the law. I don't know if they've changed it or not. I mean, they don't really uphold that law, it's just one of those they sort of push to the side and forget about.

[AustrailianGent]

@garrenn roflmfao! I think that's still a law everywhere in the U.S. but because officers aren't exactly allowed to break in people's homes for the purpose of seeing what their doing in terms of sex, it's pretty much a null and void law. Lmfao! I'm curious as to what the people who came up with the law were thinking in terms of how police officers would reinforce it. Hahaha! But I guess bigoted people thinking straight (excuse the pun) is somewhat contradictory

[garrenn]

@AustrailianGent Yeah I wouldn't doubt it. People are so hypocritical -_-

[AustrailianGent]

@garrenn lol yeppers!

[garrenn]

@AustrailianGent Totally unrelated, but...well sort of. Just thinking about the whole assertive women thing. My boyfriend is going to be training me. He's pretty good at fighting and he's really strong so he's going to help me get my dexterity and strength up. That way I won't just look tough, but I'll be able to kick ass if I really need to. That and I'm tired of him saying I'm like a dainty flower compared to him. I am but...I don't like truth XD He's like kudzu compared to me!

[AustrailianGent]

@garrenn I am uber jealous right because I just find it so adorable that you and your boyfriend are spending time with each other like that. Would you believe that I am already 23 years old and I have yet to be in a relationship? It's fucking infuriating and very depressing. Anyways, you made me chuckle with that. Haha! Soon your boyfriend will have to refer to you as his powerhouse no-nonsense flower.

[garrenn]

@AustrailianGent Aw you'll find someone. I'm really lucky to find my boyfriend, though I'd never tell him that. The way that I tell him I love him is that I wouldn't kill him. Because I'm so random and weird he calls me Chaotic evil, which comes with the whole I won't kill you thing being such a big deal. We're total nerds XD But neither of us really look like nerds. It's weird.

[TheLonghornman13]

@AustrailianGent

Uhhh study a little more there buddy African americans are not the most impoverished people...forget about the Native americans or the Burmese who have been getting slaughtered for 100's of years or several African communities who are raped, pillaged and murdered everyday in Africa by their own people or the millions of jews slained by the Nazi party in such a short amount of time.

[TheLonghornman13]

@AustrailianGent This whole world is filled with prejudice and racism did you know that African tribe leaders were the ones selling it to your ancestors from England. Just saying dont run your mouth about shit you dont know about.

[MsFreya33]

@AustrailianGent The only racisit here is YOU. Stay in Austriala moron, u obviously have no real understanding of HISTORY and Present endevors in the US.

[2luscious4this]

@TheAgnostic1986: How the hell did you bring racial discrimination into the mix? wtf?!!! Then you throw in race yourself? wtf? LOL!!!

[Phaktor1]

Wow chief, you really get around. I can't go to a Mathis video without you beefing with someone. You alright boss?

[espadacaptain]

"You honor, I look like this every day of my life." "That's because you don't pay nobody!" lol

[screwoffreg]

lol the defendant is my favorite. keep looking sharp, hustler!!!

[lostinkorea28]

I really feel sorry for judges...they have to deal with so much dumb shit....I would be an AWFUL judge cause I would scream at everyone and thrown everyone out and fine everyone! lol

[firsthandman]

Super funny!

[ginnadas2118]

I laughed when the defendant stated the character witness thing. I don't know why, but the way he said it was funny.

[Razear]

lmao @ the dude's plastic piece of s***.

[canufeelitsugah]

george came 2 court clean as a whistle!

[rakimfan]

Whats up with the Defendants pocket square?

[screwoffreg]

its no fold i've ever seen.

[lavinder11]

It looks like an examination glove.

[xenophobephoto]

George is a poor excuse for a scam artist.

[xMRxxCleaNx]

that fat guy was getting on my nerves. he is one big lie.

[AuntFlo81]

Who is "Big Momma"? Is that a Martin Lawrence reference? Something else?

[JulySky04]

"your honor I look like this everyday of my life"

"I know you do cuz you ain't payin nobody"

loool

[sodeserving]

rotflol!

[Hempdaddy78]

I love Judge Mathis and Judge Judy, their are like yin/yang.

[BlackValkyire]

Judge Mathis is great, I love his style of perfect bullshit detection and then making the idiots make fools of themselves, what a guy!

[FrankGarrett316]

@BlackValkyire I appreciate that.

[styx123456]

Nothing gets past this guy. He deals [with his ability to detect every bit of bullshit that comes his way] with humor. One of the handful of people in this world that actually deserves respect. You the man, Mathis.

[FrankGarrett316]

@styx123456 Thank you sir.

[SupernaturallyBAMed2]

I have. This is Natural for Greg Mathis, He always uses humor in his court room.

[SupernaturallyBAMed2]

Lol. I love Judge Mathis. He is the truth.

[pamjonone]

I love Judge Mathis... he takes everything in and is fair to everyone. He's the best judge on TV!

[wreiad]

Judge mathis was crackin' up!!

[yamila68]

Under the table wage of $2/hr. Hilarious! That's what you get for not negotiating a wage before starting a job. The defendant should be thankful he got some money.

[kate4578]

I want to know why would you agree to work for someone without knowing how much you are getting paid? That is like the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Pretty much that guy probably was working for free and decide to sue for money after he was getting sued. This is so funny. Judge Mathis have one of the best judge show ever.

[yamila68]

Your right it's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. The answer to your question is that the defendant is a complete moron. He's a greedy, lying, mooching bastard.

[LordHines420]

The defendant is FABULOUS.

[eleanorayoulateagain]

I LOVE Judge Mathis!!!!

[denouement5]

"well I want a bigger table" LOL

[MrTodolorosso]

is mathis stoned?

[SupernaturallyBAMed2]

That's the way he always is. he has fun with it. Which is why his show is much more entertaining.

[LordHines420]

Defendant is a fabulously flaming gay. :)

[SmallAxe]

He's the shit!!!!

[terminator734]

if he was an informant y would u show up on tv this dont make sense

[SimplyAdiva]

EXACTLY WHAT i WAS THINKING. I would not be on national tv as an informant AKA SNITCH (LOL)

[paroonjoos]

yeah and i dont think too many snitches walk around wearing diamonds cufflinks either lol

[gingerjenn38]

terrible how brothers don't respect each OtheR.

Ones seems more selfish than the other.

learn to love each other, lifes tOo shOrt, for dumb sh*t.

;/

[terminator734]

snitch motherfucker

[farooq34]

is it that crazy eh? When i was in trouble my brother did everything possible to help me, and did manage to help me. This is sad. Damn money.

[chadia84]

i honest to God feel embarrassed on their behalf...how the hell do u ever stopp so low to sue ur brother!!!!!!!????????????? omgggggg

if my brother slapped me upside the head and then another minute needed a ride somewhere or a kidney i would give him both...what a sick sick sickkk dysfunctional family

[yamila68]

I totally agree with you. You have to stick with your family through thick and thin. But there are certain ways to go about things and solve family problems. And there is a point where you have to draw the line. In this case, I wouldn't have sued the brother I would have asked him to leave and hope that time apart will heal the bitter blood.

[SimplyAdiva]

I agree with you but some family think it ok too manipulate the situation .

[kaldnm80]

this is too funny

[thestrangerstranger]

Judge Mathis should act in films...he's so talented

[francobobfred]

"a scale"

LOL

[JulySky04]

"I KNOW YOU DO CUZ U AIN'T PAYIN NOBODY!" classic :)

[smoothpants]

Judge Mathis is deliciously ghetto. *LOL*

[pezeukajr]

Wow

[msgoodlife]

"Sir, you are living a GHETTO FABULOUS LIFE"

[DeepDeepSpace]

"Come in here laid to the bone!

Let me see your cuff links look like you got some nice GOLD MY GOD! DIAMOND GOLD CUFF LINKS?"

LOL

[terminator734]

lol classic