Ninja Sex Party - The Sacred Chalice (Part 1 of 4)

[JayDayX116]

at 3:02 the hooker is banging the robot for hot robot on robot action

[alexicon89]

This video made me laugh so hard I coughed blood.

No joke.

[Cplblue]

@alexicon89 Prooooobably should get that checked out :P

[Orgaszmo]

I followed the guiding light of the internets which led me here.... to the visual adventure of my life!

[megnus1]

i love that elf :) i want one

[knihThink]

no arrow in the knee joke...?

[jubilee3d]

I luv the robot,in JEANS!

[ThaNinja181]

1:34 Oh no, You dropped your dice!

[megnus1]

i love teh elf in this , she is sooo tiny, :)

[Vatzbalerg]

i wish i was just half as awesome as ninja sex party

[AlphaFoxtrot7790]

@Vatzbalerg And so it was decided that my new companion Vatzbalerg and I would search the internetz for the Sacred Chalice of Awesome. As you now know Vatzbalerg, wish won't cut it. Action must be taken and adventures must be had! Unless you're too busy playing Skyrim, then I totally understand...

[zombiesrpussies]

dinosaurs and lasers! this was an omen

[EmeraldCharizard5353]

Dinosaur Laser Fight at 1:29

[Xaander67]

NSP needs to make an mp3 combines the different chorus lines from each of the 4 videos into 1 song.

[DurandRhisham]

You guys have proven that even without a large budget, you can still make movies far more entertaining than 75% of anything hollywood has produced in the past 20 years. I HAVE HOPE FOR THE FUTURE!!

[Mattihew1]

A knight with sneakers... A ninja wizard... A hooker robot... I already got ready for a LOT of awesomeness to come.

[mat2th]

EVERLASTING AWESOMENESS!!!

[BrickThingGuy]

I CAN SEE THE STRINGS ON THE CHALICE

[VolvenIV]

@BrickThingGuy No REALLY!? WOW! nobody else noticed that!

[dith67]

that second robot is sexy

[bashlet]

Slowly trying to figure out the chords for this song.

[rustypro98]

"Your a hooker!"

[UnHappyFilms]

At 1:32 Did anyone notice the dice fall of the table?

[ninchia]

they didnt need to find the chalice... they are the chalice of awesomeness lol

[chicopapass]

1:52-1:54 anyone else notice the guy running on the top of the screen?

[sebasxgrell666]

he must have been the inspiration for howard wallowitz's wardrobe

[calhoun81670]

I just found out about you guys this is the funniest stuff I've ever heard!!!!

[freakeywaffle93]

ninja bryan is reading naked lunch

[laughingsnake]

You guys should really meet the Chick'n'Swell. They from Québec and their sketchs are in french though but a nice NSP song about Poutine featuring the Swells would be awesome! (they speak english) Btw awesome songs guys!

[RaineMan213]

The hooker is cute, and I don't care who knows it.

Also, if you're holding auditions for Samurai Abstinence Patrol, I'd like to go. ROAD TRIP

[nintendo917]

Why isnt this song on the album

[SarahStumbleine]

Dinosaur Laser Fight in the background at 1:30!

[JobbaMoscha]

god that refrain gave me such a long lasting earwig

[Zero5897]

Ninja Sex Party u should put the full song or on ur website cuz this song is awesome

[TheBrilliantSpy]

Yeah....i'd take the mustache too.

[huynherexpress]

Kristen Acimovic = mega cute

[mcsuck1]

you can really sing, man!!

[WolfByATree]

What does he say about the hooker "an elf and a hooker that I..."?

[CyanColors]

@WolfByATree a hooker that i hired

at least that is what i think it is

[karakachumba1]

Thumbs up if you saw the running guy at 1:49

[3KS26]

I love the old school special effects!

(especially the part where Ninja Brian throws you up to the north star lol)

[thefatcody]

ha theres a dinosaur laser fight at 1:30

[cidka]

lol they got there swords from micheals...I LOVE YOU NINJASEXPARTY, id dooooooo anything to meet you ;3 A ny thang

like have a pizza party... and eat your sausage >:(

[Feytor11]

Danny, is this your real room?

[deldc]

where is the lyric?



[TuttiFruitiShruti]

@missninnyful yeah buddy :D

[MissNinnyful]

CupofTeeaaamm?

[ZetsubouJohnny]

danny sexbang looks like Liquid Chris.

[rinneganpwnsU]

where's Samurai Abstinece Patrol?

[McTasticle]

2:13 M-M-M-M-MUSTACHE JACKER

[rcb1021]

This song reminds me of the Never-Ending Story except not shitty...

[captainkaiju]

Ummm.....when he starts singing about the warriors he recruited in the forest, did anyone else see something running in the background?

Sort of reminds me of Sasquatch. HOPEFULLY A FIGHT BETWEEN SASQUATCH AND THE MANTICORE.

[DevilRebellion]

Catchy ass song!

[pillarmusicrocks]

dude, where the hell do u shop for clothes xD fucking awesome.

[VoodooValentine666]

Cream cheese magic! Surely Ninja Brian is a truly epic wizard...

[Megido]

I watched about 7 of your videos before getting to this one, and only then did I realize I hadn't yet subscribed to your channel. I was ashamed of myself, and vowed to go on an epic quest of redemption. It took many moons, and was an arduous journey, but eventually I found the fabled subscribe button... and I pushed it... and all was well.

[HLSRTMA]

@Megido I had a very similar experience

[Megido]

@HLSRTMA That's probably a sign that we should form our own ninja band.

[arnautrsd]

1:30! DINOSAURS WITH LAZERS! THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

[Lvl10CPU]

That chalice looks bedazzled

[xXSpazzyKidXx]

1:30 Dinosaurs with lasers? Its an omen!

[elbroder995]

Ninja Sex Party that is the dumbest fucking amazing name ever

[dannyjingu]

Any place to download Ninja Sex Party songs? The music is rediculously infectious.

[FreeBahllin]

Ninja Brian is a wizard too? God help us all.

[RandomCivillian]

even a year later this song still gets stuck in my head and i gotta come back and watch the series again haha

so awesome

[Gam3Junkie7]

I'm watching you guys mostly just for Ninja Brian

[Orgaszmo]

I looked up "Awesome" in the dictionary...and it directed me to this video.

[munchlax0pwns]

CGI in this is better than in AVATAR

[jdschmitt1221]

All will be revealed to you, in time...AND THE TIME IS NOW!

[Zacshalack]

lol! this is epic i like at 2:45 Danny has his sword out but when it cuts over he pulls it out again x)

[CupOfTeamOfficial]

so, so awesome, love you guys

[rubyminer]

the most awesome music begins at 1:18

[hunk84]

Wow this is really a badass song. I can really dig the music. And its pretty funny. 

[blueshifter]

yeah, well... you know. angles.

[kingwhiteknees]

How is that girl so cute? Just crazy that this video can be so amusing, and also have an adorable supporting actress. lol

[matthewschramm1983]

I laughed more at this than the first time I watched the holy grail.

[unbornchickenvoices]

The music alone is virtually perfect. It's also very amusing :)

[lyox211]

I want a alf lunschbox too :D

[mllarson]

I just noticed the poster of two unicorns having sex in the background of the bedroom!

[fortbrown126]

I can't believe you haven't had more views 18,720. The music and video are crazy awesome!! I keep coming back to watch this.

[Winnarly]

In whatever direction it points

(north)

brb dying here

[randomstufinc]

1:52 there a guy on a bike in the background

[tontocorazon]

I want to be crazy awesome

[Joeofiowa]

How does this never get old?

[jrmint420]

I LOVE NINJA BRIAN!

[shoverio]

1. AWESOME

2. Lunch is an underrated motif

3. The hooker..er..2nd robot is FIIIIIIIIIINE.

[elonepb]

I too have wondered all my life what awesomeness was like. And then I saw this video and now I know.

[SubliminalStudios09]

Probably my favorite channel on youtube, I find myself constantly humming "follow the guiding light, of the north star". It's better than a lot of the people in the top 100. Keep posting!

[jamesk000999]

awesome ninja is awesome

[staticbb]

wait holy shit. Where did you get that picture of two unicorns fucking. I want one so bad.

[crocgirl101]

sooo epic!

[CTyler7]

I liked the non-hooker "robot" making out with the other robot.

[Anjabel69]

man, you guys are hilarious. on par with britanick and derrick comedy! :D

[NinjaSexParty]

@Anjabel69 What a great compliment! Those guys are friends of ours and really awesome people!

[1Stalker1]

@NinjaSexParty

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U 2 AWESOME 2 REPLY BACK TO UZ

(╯°□°)╯ Y?????????????????

[aaronebauer]

My god.  This is terrible.

[staticbb]

why is this the greatest video of all time?

[SHILOHH8R]

bitch at the beginning looks crazy

[dlapse]

I once had a dream and this was what happened. NinjaSexParty, you are the stars that fill my dreams and make them totally awesome.

[SHILOHH8R]

god damn that hooker is hot.

[shestragic]

@SHILOHH8R of course the hoooker is hot its ninja sex party could you expect anything but a awesomely fine hired hooker who is actually another robot!!

[SHILOHH8R]

@shestragic hahahaha yeah man true that. id take the elf too. at the same time even.

[MoralDecay]

BIG FOOT @ 1:52

[MoralDecay]

almost august 5th!

[TerminatoR99]

Epic video!

:D

love the music

[Strykerboss]

Did anyone notice at 1:51 their's someone running in the background?

[felkemp]

@Strykerboss thanks to you yes i did, way to ruin the mystically awsome awsomeness. you ruined my hopes and dreams, hope your happy.

[watchesyoushower]

"Naked Lunch"

awesome book

pretty cool movie

had to re-watch this 3 times before i noticed it

it was cameo by the awesomeness of you guys

[Toskanos]

There are so many funny details in all of your videos.

You can watch them over and over and you'll still find new things!

[shestragic]

By watching this Awesomeness just  crapped a rainbow on my brain!!

[ThePain117]

@pualaxkoalaxhfm That's a chance I am willing to take. He could always be a good ninja and wear a condom too. Doubt he will. We'll just have STD's together.

[Ruho47]

you look a like Christian Camargo :DD

[pualaxkoalaxhfm]

when is part 2 coming out?

[NinjaSexParty]

@pualaxkoalaxhfm This Thursday, August 5!

[warlordryudo]

dont you all love ninja brian with a magician hat? :)

[MCCreighton]

SOOO good.

[zxgohan]

that inhaler part gets me every time lol

[miloshapiro]

I miss music like this.  When are the 80s coming back already? Favorite line: "We'll follow the guiding light of the North Star...in whatever direction it points (north)"

Could part two be more awesome? It just doesn't seem possible...maybe with more elf and robot plots...

[Ruho47]

haha nice moves at 2:20

[Ruho47]

very nice idea and very well done :D nice music. thumps up

hurry with the second part !

[305pride]

i love you, no homo.

[TheRetartedDutchGuy]

This can't even be described with the word Awesome !!!!

[ThePain117]

@warlordryudo Of course I want to go out with Ninja Brain. He'll have to convert. xD

[pualaxkoalaxhfm]

@ThePain117 but he has an STD!!!! which means that if you guys go out, YOU will ahve an STD

[warlordryudo]

1:31 dinosaurs attacking the moon, 1:36 luncheons and dragons, 2:34 exploding dolphin, 2:38 robot hiding bagel in his helmet, 2:51 the hooker has a flick knife as weapon, 3:03 robot and hooker making out, 3:08 ninja brian takes out his stuffed animal :)

I love that video :D

[ChaosChronicle]

That hooker is hot.

[TrenteSylphs]

HAHAHAHA! Awesome!!! Loved every minute of it!

[ThyWizardOfOzPimps]

Ninja Sex Party I've been waiting patiently for this movie and it lived up to all my expectations...I laughed, I cried, I even peed myself (repeatedly). I can't wait for your next video and either can my bladder!

[ThePugspwn]

Jesus H. Christ....Ninja Sex Party is the best thing on YouTube.

[AmayaRin]

*salutes*

[lu2104]

GAY!

[redfreadom]

My father said I could only shed a single tear in my entire lifetime if I wanted to be a real man. I have chosen this moment to use it.

[ThePain117]

I soon expect them two dislikers to have Ninja Brain turn up at their house and attack them. Meh...Maybe i'll click the dislike button. Only because I want Ninja Brain to find me. I don't mind my men with STI's ;)

[warlordryudo]

@ThePain117 are you sure you want to go with ninja brian? I mean what about Danny? I mean... he is jewish!

[waterproofduck]

Thumbs up for Alf lunch box.

[foundonfloor]

i want to have sex with you guys

[buffbuddha]

Synth pop is back in the form of pure awesomeness!

[zimthehomicidal]

I need Part 2 now D:

[warlordryudo]

It was me and ninja brian and a robot and an elf and a hooker that I hired.

ah actually there wasnt a hooker... I just remembered: that was another robot!

so epic! XD

[jasonbawb]

How does one wield a chalice

[grrmanwar]

Such a great song!! n waiting for the next part is a pain!

[MoralDecay]

HOLY SHIT! hahahahaha alf lunchbox!!!!!!!

[cemendecandy]

I love all of your videos!!! this new one is carzy shit :D i want more!!!MORE!! :D Viva ninjasexparty!!!

[NinjaSexParty]

@cemendecandy Only two weeks until the next one. Holy crap!

[zxgohan]

haha hooker

[Scoob505]

AWESOME!!!

[ImJuanka]

:D yay i've been waiting for this

[ZauXz]

the room setup is just hilarious! So is the video. And it's about damned time you shared more of your awesomeness with us, you lazy bastards!

[PerhapsPossibly]

omg yeeeesssss

[UtterlyMoot]

i think im pregnant with awesome

[nmendillo]

a couple of robots in space blowing up the moon with laser eyes? i had that idea in like 11th grade, Dan

[NinjaSexParty]

@nmendillo Those are dinosaurs Nick, not robots. Read a book!!!

[nmendillo]

@NinjaSexParty a couple of robot dinosaurs getting high in space? i'll email you the sketch. my idea. ill sue you. KISSES! xoxo!

[graizur]

I didn't recognize G for a second there. Way to Cameo.

[sunnygul83]

@graizur who is this??!

[wheatieB]

Holy flipin flamingos :0 can't wait for part 2 love your work guys

[napunseki]

dammit you guys gave me blue balls by putting part 2 on august 5th.

[Deadm0nk]

Danny Sexbang is a Man amongst Men.

[GHPdelta]

lmao



[thunderboyAAC]

This is fuckin amazing...

[AJoeProduction]

That shit totally happened!

[SeanFilms]

I think I just came.

[fbtracker44]

How do you guys not get more views?

[bored719]

Hahaha wow this is too awesome.

Were all on a quest for destiny and greatness.