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  • shame he didnt get squashed , total tit

  • This cyclist thinking he is in tour de france lol. Slow the fuck down and stop taking risks and riding like a moron

  • shame he wasn't then that would get that idiot away from creating dangers to other sensible road users !

  • Hmm. to drive a motor vehicle on the road you need to pass all kinds of tests to show you understand the road, display a knowledge of the highway code etc, yet anyone can just jump on a bike and use it on the SAME ROADS, and those of us in motorised transport are suposed to act as guardian angels because of their sheer stupidity? ever heard of "reading the road"? defensive driving? looking where you're bloody going?

  • Cyclist riding like a twat.

    What does he expect?

  • what a prize twat. natural selection at work, that is.

  • @mrspivvy it would have only been natural selection if he'd have went under the tire and pasted the road with the inside of his skull.

    unfortunatly......this happened. and i bet that bus driver had a full grilling about the marks on the side of the bus.

  • He wont learn, bet he still rides a bike on the roads its a shame it didn't kill him. Prick

  • Makes all cyclists look bad.

  • he was hit by a drunk bus driver

  • @TESCOSGRESHAM....... LOL, you know, there is an ol saying, the worse drivers, are bus drivers, (qouted from my brother scott...who is a bus driver, and my mate mark..... bus driver who is ALSO a bus drivers)

  • Wow that looks like fun : /

    Dont you guys realise dying under a bus would be a really horrible way to go out ?

    Its not a game , ride properly !

    By a rider to riders

  • there courier messengers what ever you call them they're paid to ride as quickly as possible across cities to deliver items or letters for people

  • This is the reason motorists don't like cyclists like me on the roads.

    If you really feel the need to try and kill yourself can't you just stay at home and experiment with sharp objects and your arteries?

  • I hope it will teach him all the other 'clever' cyclists to respect road laws.

  • What a dumbass

  • what an idiot also notice the idiot squeeze through the gap after all that happened? do cyclists think they can hit a car and be unhurt?

  • That was pretty dumb! Did he really think he could out pace the bus and squeeze through, plus not to mention the fact that the the bus especially and the black truck weigh considerably more than the cyclist. I guess he got caught up in the moment and thought he was superman on a bike!

  • cyclist don't seem to care as they always fail to stop for red lights and never use the right lanes

  • @th3transportr Not ALL riders, Just some of them.

  • time to get skinny XD

    what an idiot

  • hahahha

  • Really dumb yeah. He's lucky to be alive!

    Thankfully not all cyclists are THIS stupid or we would have to get a drivers licence to ride a bike and we really don't want this because this is going to fuck up everything. Not just for cyclists but for car drivers too, everything will become adapted for the new rules and traffic will just become a mess as it always does when politicans set the rules.

  • what a dumbass get off the fucking road you idiot

  • This is why cyclist's need licences to ride on the roads. The ones who do it correctly should have nothing to fear.

  • @NickPwnsUTube That is very true :D. The number of cyclists I see who don't look behind them before they make a turn is crazy! On the other hand some drivers do need to be more aware of cyclists.

  • @NickPwnsUTube No, licenses are unnecessary as long as we have natural selection.

  • @NickPwnsUTube Except for having to pay 100 pounds to get it.

  • @u13at8 Drivers pay for the privilege of using the road, why shouldn't cyclists?

  • @NickPwnsUTube Road tax is one thing. Costs of getting a license is another. Plus, cars are hard to handle, they have complicated engines and stuff, and you can properly kill someone with them. Bicycles are easy to handle, it's just they should learn the law better.

  • dick move as per usual by the cyclist

  • I love that another bike comes along 2seconds later and goes through the same at the same place!

    Darwin awards!

  • Another crazy fucking cyclist, i cycle but these types are getting us a bad name! Its about time (and i hope this becomes law) that cyclists have to have insurance,i mean if he had damaged MY car or the bus who the fuck pays for the repairs? I would have punched him out there and then,riding like he was in the fucking Tour de France fucking typical armadillo helmet ,leg-shaving ,lycra wearing ,club biker type!

  • They're all a bunch of rats. Cyclists everywhere take note.... YOU ARE NOT GOING TO WIN AGAINST A CAR, MOTORBIKE, BUS, LORRY OR VAN.

  • 0:13 ahaha take that bitch.

    0:34 WTF

  • he deserves

  • You should watch this stupid video of LBC's Radio Declan Harvey On Dangers Of Cycling. What an arsehole he is. It's at /watch?v=5R_PLYhEOQQ& I perfect example of wearing the wrong clothing, not being seen then complaining. Most don't take any notice of traffic laws and a majority don't know what traffic lights are actually for. And a lot of these cunts don't have lights so fuck them I say, and get some bloody insurance you fucking cunts

  • Now this soggy mashed banana and jam sandwich is a cyclist. And this cricket bat with a breeze-block nailed to it is your car. Now what happens when you ride like an idiot. BANG BANG SPLAT "Think once think twice think don't ride your bike like a cunt in London"

  • This was just on bbc news!

  • He wont think twice next time

  • What a bunghole..He should have been killed..!!

  • @PERIZ99 yes he was a twat... but then you are as well for saying "he should of been killed"

  • @kkelly123 Well, That's quite funny..The twat in this case is YOU, my little asshole friend-

    I said "He should have been killed". Go back to school, ASSHOLE !! :D

  • Whats the odds that riders posted his video on youtube complaining about other road users

  • @09bikerman1 very slim, i think everyone, cyclist or not, would agree that this guy is an idiot

  • @j1l9f9k0 Sorry my grammer was all off, I meant whats the odds that that cyclist (the prat) posted a video from his point of view, based on the other videos u see around here

  • @09bikerman1 ah right i get you

  • He must really like his job to race to work like that (maybe he is a banker) as we know he's a wanker

  • I can't help but wonder why you didn't stop and offer assistance to the driver who'd had his vehicle hit by the uninsured cyclist who was quite obviously in the wrong and had damaged two vehicles. If it the fault had been with one of the drivers, would this have been different?

  • What a howler....idiots like him give bikers a bad name....

  • Typical dumb fuck cyclist with no road sense. About time they had a compulsory test, every other road user had to take one and (while we are at it!) how about some road tax? Most cyclists that drive wouldnt do something that stupid.

  • nobody gonna big up that beast of a truck?

  • wow that was insane. I expected a big smear on the side of the bus, this guy should buy a lotto ticket.

  • Fuck all cyclists. Cunts- the lot of you!

  • That's the type of cyclist who uploads videos on here of their stupid bike riding (three abreast in a bus lane, sneaking through every gap in traffic, tear arsing across roundabouts, etc) then has a massive rant if someone cuts them up. Some of them deserve to be knocked off in the hope it knocks some sense into them! Just because they're on two wheels and have no engine doesn't mean they deserve any special treatment on the road.

  • agreed wearing a helmet is important but learning how to fucking ride is even more important what a fool

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  • either pay road fund licence or get off the road CUNTS!! :D you're a menace on the roads and then you lot love to complain, give respect and might get some back but for now everytime i see a cuntlist i will squeeze them as much as i can into the most dangerous situations and i dont care if they die ahahaha

    P.S. i know im evil!!!

  • Idiot. Gives cyclists a bad name.

  • i don't like cyclist the have to go in the wood !

  • This is why bicycles and their riders belong on the sidewalk. They're bot too stupid to be on the road in traffic, creating hazards with their douchebag mentalities.

  • @SeberHusky it's illegal for cyclists to cycle on the "sidewalk" (please call it the pavement or footpath). Cyclists pose more of a danger to pedestrians than cars pose a danger to cyclists on the road.

  • @harrychown1989

    Not in my city it isn't. It is called "an unenforced law". Because nobody fucking cares. It's not a crime that they take you to jail for, or even ticket you for.

  • @harrychown1989 It's not illegal, doofus.

  • Does no one else question the intention of the bus driver? I understand this is London, but if you can pinch a bicycle in the space you're allowing between yourself and another driver, you're either an idiot or you've got motive.

  • @TheDionysiac The bus driver had already started to go through the bloody gap before the arsehole tried to squeeze though. I nearly killed an arsehole cyclist in my fire engine, blue lights and sirens on, I have the green light, he sails straight through against a red, I slam on the brakes and hit the claxon horn, he glares at me! The cunt. Cyclists, learn to obey the damn LAW, and you might just get a bit of respect.

  • @dandyfireman I despise stereotyping. Just because one cyclist broke the law it doesn't make all cyclists arseholes. I had an experience with a taxi driver doing about 60 through a red light whilst myself and several others were walking over as the green man was on. Half a second later and he would have killed me stone dead. But, from this experience I drew that he was a shit driver, not that all taxi drivers are twats. I advise you draw something similar, and then maybe people will respect you.

  • It was clearly his own fault if I need to be honest because it appears that he was doing first of all was zig zagging in and out in between the cars, thinking he can squeeze past the bus and the other car next to the bus itself.. But no, he was speeding too fast which caused him to slip off his bike.

  • Another dickhead cyclist hoping to win the Darwin Award, sadly he survived.

  • lol @ 0:32 "You failed but look.... its easy, this is how you do it"

  • That's the typical behavior drivers see from bicyclists - swerving all over the road, insisting they have the right to jump ahead of whatever traffic is in their way. And if he'd been hurt or worse, the drivers of the bus and truck would have ended up being the bad guys here.

  • @fractalsphere

    ...yup. And then they go an cry like little babies saying it was all the bus's fault!

  • Sorry Fucking not Fucken my spelling again, You forskin sucker ha ha ha

  • We all pollute in some way, Motor bikes/ Car death all down, Bikes deaths up you all ride like dicks with a death wish. We want more cycle lanes so when we have them use them, You Fucken dick wanker prick fanny, ha ha ha ha, GET A LIFE

  • THEY ARE ALL FUCKING DICKS ,DO YOU THINK HE WOULD USE A CYCLE LANE : NO: I BET HE SAID IT WAS THE BUS DRIVERS/ CAR DRIVER FOULT

  • @jackson6027 Well at least we don't pollute and are able to spell. This guy was an idiot but what you said was uncalled for.

  • The cunt seeks Death and deserves it.

    Meanwhile, I enjoyed how the ugly redhead woman was trying to read a piece of paper on the ground when it happened - I wonder what in the fuck that shit could possibly have said. Maybe it was a makeover voucher at a fucking New You Clinic.

  • See it all the time like that .... once on ICE!

    Arrogant show-offs

  • hope it was fuckin sore you dick... you cunts on bikes wanna get to fuck! bunch of fuckin twats!

  • @rstraynor Another incoherent driver ,I see a correlation emerging.

  • if i was in that truck i would have opened the passanger door on the fucker

  • if i can sut squu-u--uuiizzz....aaarrhhh...­u motherfff....I am OK !!!

  • lol fucking bikers think they are above the law they hardly ever stop at lights and never stop for anyone at a pedestrian crossing FUCK OFF WITH ALL THE BIKES it may be good to keep you fit but the road has rules start using them you dick

  • Woe, what an idiot. He just rides off as well, when the pick up owner seems to be trying to get him to stay. There's even a cycle lane. All these typical cyclist posts, though. There are good cyclists and good drivers; and bad cyclists and bad drivers. This video illustrates why impatiences is the problem.

  • it was the cyclist fault completely...moron

  • the cunt blaimed the bus driver for moving away and not checking 12 mirrors & 15 blind spots

  • It's about time cyclists were made to take out insurance, and especially a cycling test! These days cyclists do not adhere to any road traffic rules or any part of the Highway Code, they are a menace to both pedestrians and motorists, weaving in and out of traffic and using the pavements.

  • Typical fucking wank cyclist.

  • and then some idiot goes and does the exact same thing, why have these cyclists gotta think they can get between any car they want and that they are invincible.

  • He really asked for it...

  • den these cyclist complain dat drivers aint on point wen 80% of cyclists r fools... go fukin throw ur self off a cliff

  • @fazdarG By your spelling u iz da fool.

  • aww hes ok lol!!

  • Was everybody weaving around the traffic like that? Thats just silly....

  • What was he expecting? Fucking whizzing in and around traffic like that! Nobody could see him!

  • i went on one of them barclays bikes for the day worst mistake of my life!!!!

  • Think bike ? Think cunt

  • @imawakeish that cyclist was riding like the biggest arsehole ever. how the hell can that not happen when he's going at that speed. this is exactly what is wrong with bikes in london, and that is why they should be banned altogether from london roads

  • @poplova i think you may soon be feeling the wrath of the cyclists with a comment like that haha

  • @imawakeish what i said might be controversial, but it's pretty clear that cars and pedestrians can co-exist well enough, because unlike the majority of cyclists, they obey, oh what's that word? oh yes, THE LAW. i think that there should be a mandatory device on every single push bike in london that forces the rider to stop at a red light. that's the only way that cyclists can co-exist with pedestrians and cars in my opinion

  • @poplova i agree .. what cyclists dont seem to understand is that we only have 2 eyes and we cant see everywhere around the vehicle all the time and theyre gonna ride like nutters then expect to get crushed ...

    They should have to have lessons and tests and gain a license , get registered to ride in a city centre zone and pay insurance

  • @imawakeish i think that the lessons, tests, liscence and insurance is a bit much lol

  • @imawakeish lol

  • What gets me is the guy following, filming, was going to do the same anyway!

  • Too bad he didn't provide supporting argument for Darwin's Theory by DE-SELECTING himself from existence.........as in......you're too stupid to live. It was a close call but of course he "did nothing wrong".

  • once again, another prick on a bike,

  • Why would the cyclist do that?

  • Stupid cyclists !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this is an example of how not to ride

  • I bet he thought he was the shit weaving in and out till be got himself into that. Ive seen a few pedestrians get cleaned up by bikes breaking the road rules. Use the road you should be rego like every other road user.

  • say it with me......... DUM ASS

  • lol dumb kunt

  • i thought it was just people moaning about push biker . but i didnt think they where this stupid and so many of them. there no where near that many where i am

  • That was his own fault! Twat!

  • omg and another one still dares to ride with his ugly cycle between the bus and truck -.-

  • I live in London, Almost every cyclist take there lives in there own hands every day, I nearly knocked one off the other because he was too lazy to over take me correctly while I was turning left i was signalling for ages, So what does do? undertakes.. Luckily I spotted him at the last possible second and stopped in time.. But it could be avoided if he overtook me..

  • He doesn't recall ordering the extra narrow 20cm drop bars.

  • and thats why they should all have insurance.

  • who put the bus there lol 

  • He deserves what he got and this will make him think twice next time he be so stupid. I think that is a very narrow minded and nasty way to speak about sombodies mistakes on this video title. SOembody makes a mistake and some kunt on youtube says he deserves what he got. THats dam right nasty. THe thing is with people who have attitudes like that are what i would expect form nasty car drivers who think they are more important than anybody. What kind of moron would make such nasty remarks

  • YOu wouldn't think after an incident another cyclist would go through the same gap. Beyond belief.

  • When he got "crushed" where did he disappear to?

  • Bloody hell, lucky the London Bus drivers are very good... stupid idiot, as a cyclist myself I feel that I should pay insurance, I do, if my car had been scratched like that Navara had I'd expect some money in return, paying BMW £250 to remove a large scratch isnt fair for something i didnt cause

  • That guy is a moron

  • ALMOST BECAME A LONDON TRANSPORT PIZZA

  • @zolbad ALMOST BECAME A PIZZA HIMSELF

  • @enzuccio1 lol,absolutely. It just goes to show how people gamble with their lives,

  • What a twat i hope he does get pancaked one day clearly has no judgment or respect, if he hit my car like that i would rap his bike round his fucking head.

  • What a bad road design. With proper roads, who needs to swerve around cars?

  • i couldnt give a fuck about cyclists tbh...i drive a car everyday and have done for 5 years. the main problem i see almost everyday without fail is what you should all focus your anger on....Motorcyclists....yes bikes with fucking engines. overtaking in stupid places.... ignoring speed limits.....pulling away from traffic lights like its a fucking race. They should all be restricted to 70mph.

  • @SausageandEggMcMurph I'm glad you said bikes with engines because otherwise I wouldn't have had a damn clue what a motorcyclist was. Oh shit you're on the wrong video!

  • And Cyclists wonder why they are killed.

  • @beaver14uk if they are killed they won't be doing much wondering...

  • He was going too fast anyway

  • thats what you get dumb ass

  • i woud of beat the prick senseless for scratching my car

  • @martinx70 maybe he'd win he's riding a bike round town all day you're sitting in a car

  • @darcykyle1 hhhmmm eighteen thumbs up vs nil, maybe you should try and think of a more witty comment.

  • hahahahahahahahahaha exactly what he needed

  • There are so many ego/eco cyclists on London's roads, it's onlt a matter of time before they kill a small child or an innocent pedestrian.

  • @Drobium77 I hate cyclist's, but really? Kill a child or pedestrian? hahahahaa what the fuck are you on? Dumbass

  • @stallionvik Haha seriously, I've seen a pedestrian badlky hurt after a twat on a bike mounted the curb to beat the lights, why is that so beyond your comprehension?

  • hmmm too right this gives the cyclist a bad name - but is oh so common. no Tax no Insurance. and there is never a policeman when u want one,(prob on riot duty) - but at the end i can't believe another idiot rides up the same gap!!! Doh!!!

  • The cyclist needs to be pounded into wienerschnitzel for scratching the truck.

  • I walk everyday in central london and never fail to see cyclists ignoring red lights, pedestrian crossings, taking corners at high speed, coming out of nowhere etc. And if you happen to get in their way when they're doing one of those things they shout obscenities at you. I'm sick of cyclists, they're all idiots.

  • @pyobz I'm pretty sure its just the idiots who don't know how to cycle AND the idiots who don't know how to drive. Most of those idiots of both categories live in London. Trust me.

  • @pyobz Every single cyclist is an idiot because you've seen some misbehaving? Are you sure you're in a position to judge other people's intelligence?

  • people like this give cyclists a bad name...

  • that slowed the pillock down a tad

  • I am a cyclist and I can't say I always abide by the rules of the road, but even I think this guy is an idiot. How suicidal can you get?

  • What a fucking DICK. Cycling in Londons hard enough without Shitbags like him make motorists turn against cyclists

  • @1100HondaCB Why so much hatred? Not all cyclists ride like he does... Chill out a bit dude :)

  • like rats

  • I have two major pet hates in life as a bus driver. They are cyclists and roundabouts and drive me insane. When I have to use a roundabout, my stress levels sore and when I have to deal with a cycling piece of shit, I become impatient and frustrated as they just blatently get in the way. I do hope this useless cunt learns not to squeeze through a suicidal gap in the future, if he is still alive. I hope the cycling piece of shit isn't.

  • @1100HondaCB What bus company do you work for? You know cyclists have the same right to the road as you, right? And you shouldn't be driving at all, let alone a bus, if you can't even handle a roundabout without getting your knickers in a twist. Why so impatient? You're paid by the hour not by distance covered.

  • @0snakebite I'm paid by the minute. I live in an area where road planning is poor and find it frustrating that the idiot in charge of the roads gets paid much more than I do, and therefore, should by all means get it right. There are also many problem roundabouts that cause endless problems and yet nothing gets done. As for cyclists, they have no regard for anyone, so is it any wonder most motorists hate them. I can handle a roundabout no problem.

  • poor volvo bus :(

  • What a twat, no wonder so many of them get killed but no doubt as usual they will blame the vehicle drivers.

  • Surely this is the bus drivers fault? why was he going so close to the pickup? on top of that what kind of tool drives a pickup truck in london? That was a great bit of riding glad he's ok.

  • @adsey77 Not the bus driver's fault at all. I drive a bus so know what I'm talking about. Picture this; you see the gap is wide enough to get the bus through, you do your mirror checks and all is clear, then you start to drive through the gap so resume your concentration to the road ahead and all a sudden a cyclist tries to squeeze through at speed, but you're already moving the bus through the gap. No driver would expect a cyclist just to appear at speed. The cyclist was so reckless.

  • @adsey77 How was that the Bus drivers fault? Bellend shouldnt have been cycling like that, got what he deserved

  • retard. darwinism

  • More importantly did he damage the bus or the truck? Us drivers have to pay for insurance and this careless wanker might have endangered someones no claims bonus...

  • As a cyclist myself, i can't help but think you and the dude that got hit were being dangerous in the first place. The way you weave in and out lanes at 0:09 personally is asking for an accident.

  • @UK31337 You can't stop us mate :D :D. Enjoy paying all that money to drive around putting weight on. Oh and don't stereotype all cyclists as "wankers".

  • @ribblestealth Well, they are. I fucking hate them! Cycling pieces of shit they are. Did this arse wipe die? I hope so. My sympathies are with the bus driver. Poor bloke and he's only trying to earn a living.

  • theres a stupid cyclist. no pudding for him.

  • If I was the truck owner, I would make the idiot pay for the scratches he left....