Dick Figures - Kitty Amazing PL

[edmond2k4]

huehuehuehuehuehuehue = im a fucking polish,brasilian,spanish fucker chikas love catos mira

[forge229]

German sausage jokes are the wurst.

[Electro1313]

@forge229 LOL

[kingclifford676]

spics. 

[RYANN36]

how come red survives the cuteness??? Is he imune or something? :P

[adaspe88]

Dobra, wszystkie cwaniaki którzy poprawiają podpisy, dlaczego nie obejrzycie sobie wersji angielskiej bez napisów polskich. Co z tego że napiszecie jaki'a on/ona jest głupia, bo źle usłyszał/ała ... peace

[gandziROX]

20 komentarzy + o tym samym. Zanim zaśmiecicie znowu komentarzem w stylu " Tam jest melting nie moutain" to normalnie bd kasował, bo na ch** ma być tyle tych samych komentarzy znaczących to samo? Ogarnąć się i pierw poszukać czy już taki komentarz z taką uwagą był!

To nie boli, wystarczy kliknąć "wyświetl wszystkie komentarze" i poprzez ctrl+f szukać, komenta, który już taki był i dotyczył mojego błędu w tłumaczeniu :)

Bless no stress.

[damyzs]

To jest MY HEART IS MELTING nie MY HEART IS MOUTAIN -.-''

[StarlightDemonIV]

For all the idiots: pwampiainen's comment translates to 1:02 should be "my heart melts" (the literal translation, I would suggest, however, "am melting" [sounds more natural in this context])

2:18 "wide" is part of a complex verb "go wide" (whose meaning varies depending on the context, may mean including "no hit", "smash", "tempted", "fuck [something]") , is not the definition of the noun "asshole"

I would advise to improve your English before the drugs taken for translations

[Mastertim2006]

love the last sentence translated... o kurwa xD

[arturdzie]

Po wie mi ktoś co tu tyle anglików.

[dgoneday]

The Irish loves thier potatoes lol

[TheContradicted]

1:45 The Perfect Murder.

[Gadzislaw007]

"My heart is melting" - "Moje serce się topi", a nie "Moje serce jest górą" xDD

[TVKolnay]

Czemu tu tyle anglików :D?

[twistedmetalll2]

Polish.....now PL makes sense.

[RageAllCaps]

Kitty amazing kills for fun

[Xelon6k]

i like how the cop knock on the metal gate, like its wood

[QuatreFun]

KURWA

[lookash14]

1.Tam jest powiedziane "My heart is melting" czyli "moje serce się rozpływa, nie "mountain" i twoje "serce jak góra".

2. "Those Irish love the potatoes"- Ci "Irlandczycy" kochają ziemniaki, nie żadne "oczy"

[Kdodzz]

*cough MondoMedia *cough*

[darkgc105]

i helped makke this

[thehumangunstore]

@darkgc105 so what your saying is that your like a 12 year old who helped make a video by adults? nope.avi

[Tbladeunlimited]

that video was fake and gay

[beari6]

@Tbladeunlimited you mums fake and gay

[Aszgar]

powinno być "szerokiej drogi dupku"

[TheAgora890]

wtf this is copy right biatch

[editing2day]

@TheAgora890 not, mondomovies is using regular youtube license, as long he doesn't sell it it's not illegal

[n3mjon]

Zamiast spowodować syreny powinno być "czekaj biegniemy do (w kierunku) syren?" niestety seria dużo traci po polsku,

[littlecutechick1]

that cat scares the fuck out of meh

[Tunewreck]

I like the spanish translation for Oh my god. = OMG

[Raxy300xxxPL]

0:33 ( jeszcze raz ) Aha,i mogli dodac ogień xD Bo może jestem ślepy i go niewidze : ( Ale wzrok to ogółem mam dobry :P

[chaor627]

natures ninja -R at 1:44

[Raxy300xxxPL]

0:33 To jest demon xd

[istacos]

lol love it



[carms171421]

GATOS!!!! xD

[lizzlovesnickjonas]

yay :D

[BbysShh17]

what language is this?

[Racerlion1]

@BbysShh17 Its polish asshole!

[Hr75]

@superraxxo1 its for translation you fuck tard

[superraxxo1]

@Hr75

id troll calling the person ''Dick''... cuz this is dick fugures ;)

just saying

[Kamil2142]

That's not fuckin ripped, just translated :o

Lawllll

[perenoir]

@superraxxo1 its video with Polish subtitles you fucking retard.

[perenoir]

@superraxxo1 you should check the subtitles. its fucking obvious that it is in other launguage,not just yelling and crying like a little bitch that its stolen,cause its not true.

[superraxxo1]

@perenoir dam your replying so late that did not even make sence.

[perenoir]

@superraxxo1 its just a valuable lesson.

[jmanrobloxian]

That was so sad *cries*O_0 !!!!!!!!???!!??! vbbbbbbbbjhgjjgdghhdchcipzfhkg­xoxkjccvbvjvlhvlhlkhlcouco bovog oh pvcvhjhvuughvjghc g. G g. Vg h g h j h. H g g gu g by f. H f fx f f f f f f f g hvunvhc. G h. J. Ch. Cgi. Gg c. J. C hvv c. G g. VHF gg. G g cv b BC nbb v vb bgcg CCTV g hh. G gg h vhvhcvcnckb

[myha3622]

polski rządzi !!!

[hailarox]

What the fuck man...

[oFlamesz]

lol i just noticed he said wide asshole at the end :P

[3030Allen]

coza azy

[LifePixelated]

how many rs players watch this.

[me1ization]

10. facts

1. you are reading this comment

2. you are realizing that this is a stupid fact

4. you didn't notice i skipped three. you're checking now

6. your smiling

7 you are still reading my comment 9. you didn't realize i skipped 8

10. your checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

11. you are enjoying this. you didn't realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. copy and paste this to ONE video and tomorrow will be the best day. try.

[INEEDZALL]

@me1ization 10 true facts. 1. You're a dick. 2. You're a spamming asscrack. 3. You deserve to die for wasting space in the comment section. 4. You have no life to use this crappy chain letter. 5.Nobody likes these chain letters. 6. You are not going to get thumbs up. 7. You are going to get MANY thumbs down. 8. You will be flagged for spam. 9.These chain letters are dead. 10. They are the scourge of YouTube. And THOSE are true facts.

[redneckcowboy7100]

@INEEDZALL 1 true fact is yer an over reactive asshole, ever think people do them cus they hav nuthing to do? u no to pass time? so stfu asswipe

[INEEDZALL]

@redneckcowboy7100 Wow, that is the most illiterate message ever written, I am certain of that.

[redneckcowboy7100]

@INEEDZALL r u to retarded to read that? and NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK BOUT IT ONLINE, EEPT THOSE THAT HAVE NO LIFE

[INEEDZALL]

@redneckcowboy7100 Please, a moment of silence, for the death of grammar, lost, but not forgotten.

[redneckcowboy7100]

@INEEDZALL moment over, no one cares

[etrillbyn]

Did any body notice that the tour guide said look to your left but everyone looked to their right?

[Nick6614]

@etrillbyn He didnt say look to your ledt. he said if you look to your left you will see..

[Blackhawk5656]

OH NO ITS A PARADE

[JellayToasT]

that cat is fucking ugly

[AcBh2011]

co za asy!

[procommanagement]

1:29  with cc

[Mumulek1]

Jakii on jest slodziutkkiii =3

[TheSpartanJ90]

"POCZUJ JAKI JEST MILUTKI!!!!!" :3

[Maidenite4190]

FEEL HOW CUTE SHE IS!!!!!!

[awesomeness10101able]

o shit is oh kurwa??? WTH

[BoomKing72]

waddup with teh subtitles?!

[J5Gutz]

Go wide asshole...wait what? Ha that was good

[daylantin]

Girl:awwwww it's so cute my heart is melting...MY HEART IS MELTING!!!!x_x

Red: OH SHIT!!! ROFL!!!!!

[kate580423]

It's doesn't make sense! lol!

[VideoGameRobot]

ha ha i cant understand the top rated comment...

[skaterdude902]

why is it in polish

[ArteAlen]

Jestem ciekaw kiedy ktoś zrobi dubbing. :)

[Zioghiro]

The cop knocks on a wooden door and stands by a garden gate? Ok, makes sense.

[ziad2go]

^^^^.....diwqfmr3qfw3rjguwedrc­iuwfret4m3u1r2d091mif :P

[thekillak1256]

It means go long so he can catch the kittie

[Undercookedham]

I Still Don't get why he says "go wide" at 2:18

[SchitzoGuitarist]

@Undercookedham he said "asshole" right after that. Get it?

[ZEROxTECHDECK]

1:27 natures ninja from other episode

"BEE OR SOMETHING"

[Bill52ism]

why dosent red die? 

[IrishBasterd185]

@Bill52ism because he is red! lol

[Action363]

What a cat!

[jmradiaga14]

sooo funny it's hularyus

[TurboChick108]

Wait... Red saw the cat most of teh time, and he never died. ... maybe he is too awesome. Thumbs up if you think the same! :D

[superretrow100]

lol he fell down the stairs 1:33

[lolmolful]

16 people are chick'as that lova cat'os

[XDgrapeytoesXD]

lol dos chicas jalapenos .... XD

[george77772moons]

Why isn't HE dead???

[blindfoxthecat]

meow >:D

[CountryBoy13371]

Every Bodys Russian!!

[MrSinkoZimo]

O KURWA! My new slogan!

[orlify]

I just heard the sound of death and secrets in here.....is everything alright...

[surfboardface]

pause 1:55 open new tab play Trailerhead - Lacrimosa Dominae and just stare at the cat

[MrsSawahpoo]

TROLOLOL."OMG!!"

[pwampiainen]

1:02 powinno być "moje serce się rozpuszcza" (przy tłumaczeniu dosłownym, sugerowałabym jednak "rozpływam się" [brzmi bardziej naturalnie w tym kontekście])

2:18 "wide" jest częścią czasownika złożonego "go wide" (którego znaczenie różni się w zależności od kontekstu, może znaczyć m.in. "nie trafić", "rozwalić", "skusić", "spieprzyć [coś]"), nie jest zaś określeniem rzeczownika "asshole"

radziłabym poprawić znajomość angielskiego przed braniem się za tłumaczenia

[gandziROX]

@pwampiainen

No, no, dzięki.

Kto ma certyfikat ten ma :P

[superdino562]

@pwampiainen i dont know what u said cuz i dont know or speak ur language but the video is english ... us ameriacans hate this wen videos are in our language .

[pwampiainen]

@superdino562 I didn't say anything that you could possibly find interesting (I pointed out mistakes in a translation [you probably noticed the subtitles], and I did it in Polish since the author of the subtitles would most likely not understand it in English [a presumption based on the quality of the translation).

Btw. I see no reason to be angry about a comment in a foreign language, I don't know if it's inconceivable to you but actually NOT everybody in the world speaks English.

[Bugsy99]

@superdino562 Hey, don't generalize all Americans. Not all of us are ignorant assholes like you. Albeit, a lot are, but not all of us. There are plenty of us that aren't ignorant of other cultures and languages.

[StarlightDemonIV]

@superdino562 USE FUCKING GOOGLE TRANSLATE!!!! Jeez!

[sergyocomand]

@pwampiainen Wikipedia ... {-_-}

[standerdnightmare]

lol my cats name is Dingleberry! xD

[PolakexCharizard]

you said at 1:43 in Polish that his EYES love potatoes but red said those IRISH love potatoes

[liz393]

Lol let's take this cat for a test drive!!! What's that even mean???

[liz393]

Hahahahaha!!!!!

[Locusthater317]

Let's take this cat for a test drive!

[SiarNadiri]

why thats soo funny :O

[MrLopidum]

PIVO

[tubekoma]

o kurwa ! XD lol'ed at that part

[CHICKENSRTEAPOTS]

TEAM RED!WOOH

[litchkingwolf3]

Am I the only one who thought the funniest part was goo long asshooolee!!!

[PaintTheRosesBlack1]

@litchkingwolf3 funniest part is how blue reacted... "im goin!!....wait what?"

[mrjagp1]

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! kitty killed him self and Mr.Dicleberry

[aiquelol]

GATOS GATOS GATOS GATOS

[VASHISKING]

EVERYBODIES RUSSION

[cooldudeyel1]

Waaaaaaaaa poor kitty to cute to live

[masqueradest]

Te dialogi są proste jak cep po co to tlumaczenie?

[Shadowslayer115]

Watch out kitty on the loose lock ure doors and wear sunglasses for ur safety oh no its its the kitty OMG Aaaaaaahhhhh

[Shadowslayer115]

Yeah it does feel soft and strangly cold weird

[ddragon9210]

przy 1:02 ta kolesiuwa nie mowi "My heart is mountain" tylko "My heart is melting" co ma kompletnie inne znaczenie ;)

(melting = roztapia sie / na polski codzienny jezyk to by bylo "rozkleja sie")

[MonkeeGurl102]

That is a cute cat my heart is melting... *meow*... MY HEART IS MELTING!!!!!!

[xXtornadoEPICfaceXx]

GATOS GATOS GATOS!

[SuperRocketMetal2]

At least it was painless... :(

[davidbjr3]

go wide asshole!!

[familygal224598]

r.i.p. to all thoes loved ones but their death was from a cat (WTF MAN)!

[Miyofite]

get sued

[paytonnnnnn64]

gatos gatos gatos

[RubySBunie]

while watching this i was think his he really that in luv with this Cat

[goldenmudkips]

1:27 lower left corner

[xXtornadoEPICfaceXx]

@goldenmudkips Natures Ninja...

[keyblader444]

@goldenmudkips natures ninja

[darkobst117]

evil kitty >:3 he's to cute for this world =w=

it's all abotu the foxes

[SmilingGimli]

Look at it's cute cat face!

[KingBlueDog500]

blue looks cool in those shades

[EclipsingMomentum]

Prooooooooooooosze apparently = pleeeeeeease

[Ch0choBarbehh]

Lol dat cat is beat!!!!!hahhahaah

[GreyAlaska]

Ath the end I thought he was about to put the cat in the microwave.

[viper3183]

now I know how to say "go wide, asshole" in Polish!

[aroneo3]

why is everything in russian?!!?



[gandziROX]

@aroneo3

hahaha xD It's Polish Language xD

[GerdLogan1988]

@gandziROX looks like a retard wrote something :x

[Angryshoeskating]

@gandziROX why thooo?

[The2323full]

@gandziROX i bet if i write it in bulgarian he will say its Polish

[ZippoTrixter]

@aroneo3 fuck you its polish BEECH

[ptwpizza]

ну и идиот)

[AVIONN2]

lolwut



[Juanath17]

Nie rozumiem sensu tlumaczenia filmikow w jezykach, ktore powinno sie znac ¬¬ jak ktos nie zna angielskiego, to trudno, nauczyc sie albo spadac. ZWLASZCZA kiedy nie jest sie dobrym w robieniu takich tlumaczen, wybacz, gandzi.

[alyssa10111]

haha

[XxWWEROXMANxX]

o kurwa!!!

[Los10221996]

hey my cat is black and white, but hes not as amazing

[homestar29]

Co Za Asy!

[REALwoombath]

"My heart is melting." a nie "mountain."

[Werdara111]

Ona powiedziała moje serce się topi 1:00

[Aniawenusia]

Czemu Blue miał operację oczu? O.O

[ultimagod492]

loooool

[orkako]

Dzięki :)

[gandziROX]

@orkako

NMZC :D